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hopeyemmy: O'boi, see eulogy. Mo beri o.

na baba be that o yemmy. Ogun po ju. Ogun ti ko je ewe e lo ku ikan

banttieman: Just behave. Shikena

i do not need to be told twice sir. Always loyal sir.

Sotenna: Haba sir! I know see you in time, I come say make I become your caretaker, I know say na you be oga landlord oh. No worry sir.

boss me, ehn if you talk say make i vacate house why i no go vacate am. Who be my bokoharam in the sight of your full military engagement. They shall all bow.

Baba mi bante banttie, agbalagba oye, ekun nla ti n deru ba igbe. I hail o. May those bante never have course to touch me o

MacCoka:
ao dare u request 4 me,infact *cocks gun*

macCoka pls keep the gun i no go want make our honeymoon be for inside prison. Abeg keep the gun.
Mama J i hail you o. You be everly my sure mama

Sotenna: Every device has a voltage rating, for the mean time *Mackosa* your rating is perfect for what I need tonight, Yemmy I hope you don't mind if I borrow your elder sister for some hours...from now till morning?

boss me, i no fit look your eye but na my bride to be you want borrow. Pls o leave her for me o

MacCoka: hehehehehe,u wan marry me? Abi u wan inherit ma grandpa's real estates,companies nd oda inheritance wey go b my share? Wich wan?

macCoka why na. You no say i no be gold digger. Na me myself owe one island with population of 1million inhabitant. I be baba olowo o

Yemmy. You too de house tonight. How far now. Whey my share for all the money you go make

Wowowo. Is that macCoka i'm seeing. Where've you been all this while. Your grandpa took you away cos i said i wanna marry his grand daughter abi?

Happy sunday to all my oga here funpeter, obinoral, sotenna, shawrygal, mama J, macCoka, banttie and every other person i can't mention cos you're too great

Funpeter: my able drill intructor how can i ave six packs? Oya teach ya boy

Boss me, you self know say no pain no gain. Make you de do pressup and pull up every every morning. You go get 8packs self

Able CSO and e-DG i hail o. Everybody for house i hail you. I see say the house don de come back life after you all went out to do one or two thing. Abeg make our girl come back quick ehn

Warm good morning to everyone. How your nite hope it wasn't too cold in d dead of the midnight. Have a fun filled day bro and sis.

Helenqollinz: I've always known dat all men are not dsame.Hw are u?

i'm good and you too. How's d going

Helenqollinz: Y should a woman stop her chances of fallin in luv just becos of d sayin"all men are desame"I'm very sure dat woman who invented dat theory was a chinese woman whose husband got lost in d crowd.Gud mornin people.

nice one there. Thank God you believe all men ain't the same

mama J how far, its been a while

obas01: The rate at wic this bC13 pages is sky rocketing only God understand, now at page 317, image where it will get to b4 getting our call up letter by Nov.. Well all da best lez av fun .. But make we no finish d fun for here o keep d rest for camp tins , fun full there according to those who av been there b4 us ... To crown it all good A.M N'landers ... Aw was ur nite , av u ever dream seeing ur sef in Nysc camp wth d copper's uniform on u ,lol.

boss the thread don even slow down drastically because at the rate we were going before we should be at least 330page

Hafi baiday Maze mazi

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Hello my friends! Hope you're enjoying the house ever since you guys banished me for causing diversions...lol
-ts my birthday today, so I'm hoping to see my friends; winnie, captd, shawry, immanuel, ayolar, honeypipe and all others. Here's the link

www.nairaland.com/1364539/birthday-wishes

Funpeter, you are also invited, I need someone to make troubles with over there [/quote]happy baiday wishing you long laf and brosberity. Lol
abeg all of una come here o. E don teh wey we drill. Drill this morning na to storm Mazi baiday and chop all the food finish for there. Lolz

Where did everybody go to. This house has been so empty and almost inactive today.
That story is really a tough investigation. Sotenna

Maidoki14: Hope no nigerian army lost his life?

a Nigerian fighter jet was lost with two pilots

Funpeter: okay dats good seems u are a good negotiator

abeg gimme type make my goods land for high sea. Once they land i go bring all those thing. MacCoka start parking your bags and baggages i'm taking you out of your grandpa house.

Funpeter: no probse jst be ready to provide and do the following things thats our bride price
1 200 20 tubers of yam
2 2 gallon of palm oil and groundnut oil each
3 20 yards of most expensive laze
4 sponsored all one of the siblings to go abroad
5 bag of salt, rice and dried and stock fish also with diffrent kind of fruits
6 remember to bring exostix drinks along for grandpa take note of dat
7 also be ready to take 50 zero stroke of cane as tradition demand but u can apease the diety with a sum of 50 thounsand pound not naira.
Others we be communicated to you in the course




funpeter
for the family.

why na that one too much o. MacCoka no be ibo girl na and 50strokes of cane. Na hausa/fulani people i hear de do that one o. Abeg no let that girl teh for her grandpa house else na banttie go marry her himself. Anyway i've fixed the list myself

Afternoon to everybody.
Banttie na marry i want marry your granddaughter you want come put magun for me. Me no de scared i go marry her but will not gun

Shawrygal i sight you. How was your day

MacCoka: Cdoffx,am nt scared of my grandpa o,i respect im, stealin 4rm im gets im v.v.v.v.v angry,i no wan vex ma grandpa,u knw se na d only grandpa i get b dat.

okay. If u know hear me, me i hear you

WinnieDPooh: Hmnn funny...but honestly this is not a joking matter ooo you need to see those corpers saying i'm tired of NYSC i just thought about NL NYSC forum especially prospective and newbie corpers(JJC). A friend on FB that have been uploading her camp pics with so much joy updated her status today after she saw her PPA. She wrote "NYSC na suffer head ooo i feel like crying" lol. And for the records, she was posted to Akwa Ibom state unto runsing things.

you're right. However, on the contrary i see my service year as one of all round adventure hence i'm not expecting any rosy or favourable condition[so won't be disappointed in any way].
Since i've plans after nysc its either military or entrepreneurship so the service year for me is just adventure. How to make extra money well i've got few skills i can explore and also depending on where i'm will determine what to do

Abeg no noise again. We want to watch movie. Silence everybody the movie is about startin

MacCoka:
u wan kobalise me ehn,wen did i eat d rice? U wan lie for my head,abi?

MacCoka you too de fear this your grandpa self ehn. Make i give you one advice come marry me, your grandpa no go fit do anything to you again because you don turn married woman. He go de respect you

shrimati: Has any one read the story of a corper wearing skirt? Is the story actually true?

brother me self see the tory and i read the picture. I still want believe say na joke of the day

MacCoka: hmm,hmm,hmm,CDOFFX,return d pot of rice o,i knw ma Grandpa pass u o. Bsyds,CCTV dey 4 grandpa ause,he go knw say na u carry m.

how he want take know say na me. When i don put mask for my face and if he eventually knows i'll tell him i fed his grand daughter with the rice

WinnieDPooh: I met with some Corpers today teaching in a school. One male from Imo state and 2females from Akwa Ibom and Benin. Mehn they were not smiling at all we talked at length up to 2hours about NYSC stuff they told me about their experience and all. State government have not paid for some Months :othey just rely on the 19,800 for now. Honestly aside ones Place of Primary Assignment, a Place of Secondary Assignment sure pass oo where money will just be coming and you will just forget about your Monthly allowee. If you know you dont have any in mind now, better start thinking o its not too late. The house can also bring up ideas for all to choose from that is what friends and family are meant for. It is not easy as a corper ooo and i dont want to experience any difficulty at all i wanna flex my service year lol. I'm beginning to have a rethink on where i would love to serve i think i will prefer a place where things are a little bit expensive in the South-East and South-South. If you know any, please tell me ooo.

you don't have any problem winnie collect as many herbal soap from banttie wey you go de sell as your PSA you know say people don de use those herbal things plenty plenty now