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MacCoka: aaah,Grandpa's fud,m nt eatin o,u wan make grandpa disown me ehn

he won't know who carried it joor abi his juju want tell him say na we chop am? Make we chop something ojare

maeDiamond: haaaaa, na only u wan finish d fud?..... Lol

food wey no even fit reach me alone self

maeDiamond: wowoooo.... Drop d pot, hmmmm heavy pot... Tnxs dearie
Abeg share to everyone

Sorry house 4 d delay.

me still never see any food o. Abeg MacCoka make we chop that rice wey i carry enter na one wey Winnie de cook for her husband na him i run carry. Abeg no let bante banttie hear o

Sotenna: Guys make una join me as our ladies no wan bring food for us.

Guys only!

you de enjoy o bro
MacCoka make we take this hold stomach as maeDiamond don disappoint us. Creamy you fit take half spoon. No let am pass half o

Sotenna no de chop too much food. Help me serve him own here when the food comes

MacCoka: sure,u do av sumtin 2 eat,we r waitin 4 Maediamond oo,shes d cuk tonyt

i'm not gonna cheat you but i want make you eat big portion you no say as the drill instructor i'm entitled to largest share of food for more energy now.

What about this one. Na the biggest wey i see for market be this o

[quote author=Creamy_chi]dat too small nah...lol cant even feed half of d aus[/quote]make i go bring bigger one. Make i sharply enter market if i go see buy

MAEDiamond where's the food na. Abeg serve for me and MacCoka for here. We de chop together tonight

maeDiamond: okay.... Mk i cook nw
but na my native fud i wan cook o.. Hop una go eat.

abeg cook am i don de find am tehteh self. This na opportunity o

[quote author=Creamy_chi]have i missed anything guyspls keep me updated....

frm the great citadel of learning,obafemi awolowo university,ur humble girl creamy_chi signing in....*8-)8-)[/quote]creamy come back here. Where you de run go again. We go evict you for this house if na like this you de do ehn

yame014: bros...i hail you too o...how has being ur day?

its been wonderful and glorious

shawrygal: No.

thanks jare

Imanuelle: i forgive you .
But if you talk this thing again, you will make what happened in 1334BC to happen again.

wetn happen then e DG

shawrygal: Brother, i hear you Ooº°˚˚˚°º .

no believe o shawrygal does this person looks like someone who big chest.

Sotenna: Immanuelle you'll definitely serve in a babalawo's shrine.

While others are buying white shorts and t shirt, you'll be buying 10 yards of red cloth, and 10 yards of white cloth, a pair of singlets, a pair of old slippers, white chalks, and a feather from a female vulture.

na him go de ground roots and herbs for banttie because na him shrine he go serve go own

Imanuelle: so you want pour sand for my garri ba?

e DG why na. That one no fair o. Ah you wicked gan

MacCoka: av dne d drill o *panting*

good of you jare. You see now that its not something too hard to do

MacCoka: i dint o.* runs 2 do d drill*

good girl. Thats why i like you

Sotenna: Give me McCoka?
Do you know what that means?
You want to give me Banttie's grand daughter. Hmm! And Helen is hearing this.

Banttie fit no get teeth at his age but his walking stick never misses a target.

no worry na only bante he get and i don even get the antidote so no worry for you. Mind you helen don run go meet Pablo

MacCoka i'm still expecting you to come for your drill since you turn my condition down

banttieman: or witch doctor

correct one but i think say na winch docta

Imanuelle: he defeated both John Cena and the undertaker with both hands tied.

haba you know tell me say na myself you want make i sign my death warrant. Abeg no mind him and sotenna o. I be one tiny looking guy o except say i get two silicon breast abi wetn them de call am

Imanuelle: adjusts belt*****
are you talking to me?

ah MacCoka no follow him enter that office o. I still prefer make those lion kiss your leg pass make him hit you with that thing ehn.

Sotenna: My love forget issues. You never see that guy chest abi, the guy na Chaka Zulu Oh

me no fit fight o and even self because you be my friend and wetn be your own na my own i go let you do whatever you want do to me na. As long as she also belong to me since wetn be my friend own na my own *wink*

Imanuelle: adjusts belt*****
are you talking to me?

ah MacCoka no follow him enter that office o. I still prefer make those lion kiss your leg pass make him hit you with that thing ehn.

I de hail every housemate o. Names too much to mention and make you no talk say i de partial so i greet everybody together

banttieman: Face the drill squarely. No koboko here?

abeg help me whip her bottom jare. But banttie no cripple o. I no go fit drill your granddaughter again o
Immanuelle na inside office you want give her imu ni ti o

MacCoka: hmm conditns 2 seat wit Imma 2 gist me abt ao lyf was b4 christ wile i watch evrybdy doin d drills,RYT? I ACCEPT.

*frown face* thats not the condition, the condition is we'll be eating in d same plate everyday
Mama J
Alright but you're not holding tight enough enough na, i don't want you to fall o.
sotenna if you kill me cos of helen she still go run follow another guy go Akwa ibom. Make i give you maccoka jare

MacCoka: morni gran, gran pls tell Cdoff dah i dnt wanna do no drill *sad face*

why na and you know say your grandpa na babalawo(herbalist) small time now he go de use bante pursue me about

shawrygal: Good morning. I just woke up but i feel like sleeping back becos of this early morning cold. Maybe after the drill, i will get better.

hey dear sorry about the cold. Just do the drill i promise you that you'll even need 10split AC to cool you down

Helenqollinz: Sotenna,gud mornin my luv.Its Codffx.He said gud mornin 2 u b4 i could hail u.

helen na so you hate me. When you know say police self wey don chop training no fit stand sotenna not to talk of me wey no get any power

Sotenna abeg helep me show banttie the rope bridge for today's drill. He don de change to sport mode already

MacCoka: ah ahn,its unfair o, on top drill

okay we can settle this on a condition i'll give. Do i give you d condition?

MacCoka: Wich BB pin,cant u c dat he's olda dan my granpa. Hes bin alive b4 christ was born sef.
@ Imma,do u still av teeth,do u use walkin stick,r u qon do d morni drill?

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