₦airaland Forum

banttieman: Why you come black like Noob Saibot nah? You dey chop kiwi polish?

MacCoka: aww pele,y dnt u go get a shower,d cold go fly away sharp sharp:-)

banttieman: Yeepa, na why your throat come dey auto scream like Sindel?

MacCoka: rain beat me keh,me sef na rain. Aoz u?

banttieman: U don play mortal kombat so tay your I.C burn, no be kung lao, na Jax.

MacCoka: Eveni gud o,ao does yours dai go? Hehehehe. I salut una wey dey insyd ause o,my grandpa banttie...

banttieman: FunPeter went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting with OBAMA

OBAMA : I want to show you how much advanced we are.

Come with me, He takes him to a forest.

OBAMA : Dig the
ground. FunPeter did it.

OBAMA : More….More… More … FunPeter went up to 100 Feet.

OBAMA: So now, try to search for something.

FunPeter : I got a Wire.

OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

FunPeterbecame frustrated. He invited OBAMA to Nigeria. That
year, OBAMA visited Nigeria.

FunPeter: I want to show you our advancement.

He takes OBAMA to a forest.

FunPeter: Dig it... obama does.

FunPeter: More….More… More……

OBAMA goes upto almost 400 feet.

FunPeter :Try to find something.

OBAMA tried.

FunPeter: Did you get anything?

OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.

FunPeter: you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS mobile.

banttieman: LOL..... I be Cabal. Go before me, I am still @ d top.

banttieman: I will be your Oga @ d top then. Chill out

Imanuelle: yes oh.

Maediamond dey.

Sotenna: A chinese man took home a white lady, they got down to having sex.

The chinese guy went a round with the white lady, jumped out of the bed ran to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed and rolled out from the other side of the bed, then got into the bed again with the lady, and had another round with her, then repeated the process again.

The chinese man did this ten times, the white lady was surprised and impressed with his stamina. So after the tenth round the white lady decided to give the chinese man's method a trial, so she jumped out of the bed ran to the window took a deep breath, rolled under the bed and met 9 other chinese men under the bed.

banttieman: If you can wait, pls wait. I will see u at the right hand of God. Bye

#StillRunning#

banttieman: Let us Laff A Bit.

A Chinese walks into a
bar in America late one
night and he saw
Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan
of his movies, he rushes
over to him, and asks
for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives
him a slap and says,
"You Chinese people
bombed our Pearl
Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese
man replied, "It was not
the Chinese who
bombed your Pearl
Harbour, it was the
Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese,
Taiwanese, you're all
the same," replied
Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese
gives Spielberg a slap
and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers
were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg
replies, "It was the
iceberg that sank the
ship, not me."

The Chinese replies,
"Iceberg, Spielberg,
Carlsberg, you're all the
same."

Sotenna: I don laugh tire here oh...Cdoffx wan crack my ribs.

Imanuelle: Shawrygal, shawylux, Winnie, colours, coefoe , dimple, Jenny, coka, Helen, tutu,

I kneel down onto broken bottles oh, sincere allegiance to una ohhhh...
.yemmy, bantie, cdfx, hobar , alenka, lewizylee, sotena, odebbs, Omotea , obino , David, Peter, and those other ogas in the VIP section.. .

na ontop iroko tree I dey hang oh,
twale Baba , make I come down ?

banttieman: AXE ? #Running without boxer shorts#

Sotenna: Currently in my school now, was surprised when I got to the DSA and my friend showed me an already compiled list, he said they are about sending it out.

No wonder, I was kinda wondering if it wasn't too early when we (those who weren't mobilised in B) were told to fill in our details on the same day the callup later was being distributed. I didn't expect them to be this fast.

They said strike or no strike that they will mobilise us all this november.

shawrygal: Am doing house chores

Sotenna: What else but the regular nigerian car, camry...will sell it before our service time comes. The car don hear am.

Sotenna: Don't worry bro, I've seen worse, will give your regards to our friend. Lol!

Sotenna: I was trying to chat you via whatsapp but ain't getting thru...gotta see my mechanic and then head to my school to meet my new found friend, the NYSC Desk officer of my school.

Sotenna: Great brother, and I'm already beginning to enjoy the week.

Sotenna: Hakuna Matata for the rest of your days!

Good morning people...and have a good one this week!

shawrygal: Good morning,i slept while reading yesterday night. How was your night.

banttieman: Synonymous ko, Synagogue ni.
Are you high? Abi u self dey inhale soak away juice coming from my mouth?