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Sotenna: As long as say dem never redeploy you to hell by then no wahala I go follow you.

what are friends for. Even in hell all is well so we go there together too but trust i've a good record with God.

MacCoka if you don't do this drill. There is no food for you today

Hey where is shawrygal i saw just now. Shawry! Shawry!! Where hath thou

Sotenna: I go kill you but, I go tell God to keep you for heaven.

hahahaha then being your good friend and seeing the enjoyment wey de heaven i go come take you along the next day

MacCoka: :-O did u type 1302BC? #faints

wondering how he guessed your BB pin right

[quote author=j-slimz]Will I use my right or left hand first? Which leg will I take up first? Please help.[/quote]mama J. Make i back you cross but you go hold me tight o. Truth God no be warmt i need o just want help you

MacCoka: hehehehehe *still runni*

don't let me come after you myself. Make the thing no turn love chase o
Sotenna what if na me come vex her nko

MacCoka: :-( wat if i fall? Dose lions r starin at me o * picks race*

Sotenna: E get person wey I see now, hehehe! Cdoffx you know wetin this my laugh means now, na only when I see that person I dey laugh like this...grinning from ear to ear.

This morning will be good.

boss mi who be the person. Make i hear am

MacCoka: :-( wat if i fall? Dose lions r starin at me o * picks race*

don't worry they're trained only to kiss your leg nothing more

MacCoka: ehn dats granpa 4u,me am nt doin.*picks race*

somebody catch her for me before she get away

Sotenna: Even Banttie don drop him walking stick, him dey warm up.

no mind her jare, abeg enter ya leggies and get on top rope MacCoka. I no want see bumpshort as i no fit stand mango ripe laps o

MacCoka: :-O:-( am nt doin morni drill o,m havin headache,catarrh,cold,cough.* runs 2 granpa Banttie nd Winnie*

no run to grandpa cos grandpa self go do him own too.
Dancing etigi from the other side of the rope after successful crossing

[quote author=j-slimz]Yes instructor. Am I the first to start?[/quote]network things since
Mama J yes you're the first to start

Obinoral, yame, Sotenna i hail all una including all those whose name must not be mentioned.lol
Detola, mama J i hail una o i throway big yansh for you o.
Mama J make you take the lead for ladies in today's drill na

Otondo attention! Its time for drill.
Today's drill is called rope journey. Each person is expected to cross this 100m meter stretch of rope to the other side whichever way you deem fit but remember down below are the two limpopo lions... I don't need to tell you anything more
NB if you need info about the two limpopo lions refer to frontpage abeg.
Drill begins oga Sotenna i sight you. Abeg take the lead make this people see how them go take do am

banttieman: Good morning happy people. My pals are bidding camp goodbye already, we are next to hit these camps. I pray that our hopes don't get shattered by either physical or metaphysical forces. All unapproved results shall receive speedy attention by God's grace.
OCTOBER here we come!

amin ase

Gotta go now still got some works to do. Gudnit to all

banttieman: See wolf in sheep clothing. Love story ko, love poem ni. Oya evaporate now now

wolf ko, fox ni. Even if you want take your bante chase me i no go run because that your granddaughter you no fit marry her yourself

Sotenna: You ask an Ibadan babe for
her phone number you go
hear: "sero hate sero, sis
hate sis, tiri hate sefun,noi
noi (08068638799 ) das my
hen ti hen nober!"

Hausa guy: (07055745411).
"tzero seben tzero, pipe pipe seben, por pipe por, eleben, na my Glo
numva vee dat!

Anambara man: (08033301212) nut ate nut, thiliple thili, nut, dozen, dozen, na my mtm be that.

i no fit laf finish o. Abeg give us for warri guy and imo,lolz

banttieman: They will share the cot together. What's my business?

ewelemo which kind grandpa be this. Why her bf go share cot with her. You for born her twins na, if you want two babies in your cot

MacCoka: :-O,aaah cdoffx,wats boifrend? U want my grandpa 2 stop tellin me stories abi?

don't mind him jare. I'll tell yo story if he won't. D only difference is that my own go be love story. Lol

MacCoka: NO gran,i PROTEST,ah ahn,ma fwends r always laffin at me dah i slip in a cot. *cryin*

na until her bf come give you word @banttie before you know say she don grow up?

Sotenna: I don sight you from on top palm tree bro.

bros you want go take the palmie from the source directly yourself? Abeg take my own join o, fresh palmie de sweet. Banttie na your eyes see am your lip no go touch am.

banttieman: I will simply ask Kitana to reduce him. You know police and bribe nah.

huuubii stryker na soldier. He's colonel stryker he's not gonna take bribe from Kitanna but even if he does i'll send sektor to paint your face black with his tracking bomb. Remember he has no soul like human so can't be bribed

MacCoka gudnit to you and have a wonderful nite rest.
Baba agba Sotenna i hail you o

banttieman: na sub zero go freeze rain. Haha

then stryker go take charge. Whip your bottom with his koboko

gfree5: U guys r d bomb,my chest is paining me nw jst because of ur jokes,kip it up guys.

abeg oga no go get Cardiac arrest o. Because doctors still de busy with Banttie to get time for any other patient o. But them go discharge him tomorrow after taking 20drips to supplement the food he no see chop

banttieman: na cyrax go bomb you.

yeh e don pain bante banttie no cry o because [b]Rain[b] go strike you with him thunder for wasting of water

banttieman: Didn't we share the food he gave you?

i for give you but you don faint na. You know say doctor don talk say you need rest abeg drop that phone make you sleep joor

banttieman: hehehehe. Na shifa

abeg commot for road before i jerk you for head. The horn wey go commot for your head go pass montaro own

banttieman: 8 THINGS SEKS CAN DO>>>>

1. It makes some people religious = Oh my
God, Yes Lord
2. It gives some people their first musical
lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh
3. Makes some people natural observers =
fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah fastestttt
4. Makes some people anounce their own
obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm
finished, u will kil me ooo
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists =
Destroy it!, don't have any mercy, Just tear it.
6. Others become respectful = I promise, okay,
yes I will
7. Makes some people become loyal = Luv u
endlessly,... u own my life,... am urs forever,... u
are my world.
8. Makes some ladies turn beggers = yeah pls
don't stop,... continue pls,... give it to me...
Please do it again.

Where do u belong?

na wetn he know be that see your head like that of Goro

How many of you know say banttie real name na Peter and my own name name James. This afternoon we say make we hike to a far place. After long hiking the mountain na so hunger descend on us. Na like say we want die. God so good we come see one mosque for one top mountain. So we used the last remaining energy climb to the mosque.
Just before we enter Banttie whose real name is Peter said he's gonna tell them in d mosque his name is Ahmed. I told him i'm not denying my own name for food.
We got in and greeted the imam. I told him i'm James hiking with my friend... Before i talk banttie answered Ahmed. The imam said you'll definitely need food so he gave me some food and turned to banttie. "ahmed ramadan kareem" he fainted immediately. But he's back alive now typing from hospital bed

banttieman: cdoffx went to a bar to relax his nerves this
sunny afternoon.
While at the bar cdoffx shouted and said to
the barman;

"Give me a bottle of small stout and give
everybody here 2 bottles of big stout let them
enjoy because when I drink stout, everybody
drinks stout."

The barman obeyed people in the bar started
hailing cdoffx while sipping on their free
drinks.

cdoffx ordered again "Barman! Give me a
bottle of small stout and give everybody here
2 bottles of big stout let them enjoy because
when I drink stout, everybody drinks stout".

Everybody cheered and hailed cdoffx louder.

After some minutes again cdoffx said
"barman give me a plate of fish pepper soup
and give everybody here two plates of fish
pepper soup each, let them eat while I eat".

They were so happy and heaped praises on
cdoffx while they ate and drank.

About an hour later, cdoffx beckoned on the
Barman and said to him,

"Bring me my bill and also give everybody
here their bill too because when I pay my bill,
everybody will pay their bills too!"

cdoffx is still in general hospital now, I guess his brother is typing on his behalf.

ooobi it rained all thru today and i no de drink uuuuuuh