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NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:27pm On Jul 13, 2013
j slimz you said you love need for speed. Have you complete NFS most wanted
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:24pm On Jul 13, 2013
cdoffx: Yeah finally thru reading up missed posts.
Drill this morning is gonna be handled by shawrygal so lets await her while i give commentary of yesterday's drill.
13C Alpha Team whose members are Sotenna and Cdoffx won by having our flag on the hill before anybody. Immediately the drill started Sotenna was running towards the mark just then hopeyemmy from wetn be that him team name self tried stopping him. I never know say he no strong o, one jerk from Sotenna na him make him sleep till afternoon yesterday.

While other teams were trying to block themselves from the mark. Alpha team was busy rooting out every obstacle now the flag with cdoffx. Banttie and Saintalone wanted to stopped me, both coming from opposite direction. Very simple to handle, just jumped over them and the two of them kissed each other.
Mhen the action was just too much to finish telling you guys but in the end Sotenna hoisted the Alpha team flag at the mark making us the winner. *Dancing alingo* with a bottle of palm wine shared with brotherly love between Sotenna and Cdoffx
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:22pm On Jul 13, 2013
hopeyemmy: Lol. Shawry, are u single?
wetn be your business with my assistant drill instructor. The jerking wey sotenna give you for yesterday drill no reach you?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:20pm On Jul 13, 2013
Sotenna: May God just help me.
brother in Arms hope no problem with this your post
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:17pm On Jul 13, 2013
oga benzyyn abeg talk jare. You de shy no shy and feel free to pick any damsel of your choice
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:13pm On Jul 13, 2013
Oga Sotenna talk to us na. How your day
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:08pm On Jul 13, 2013
shawrygal: The one you taught me. lol
okay thank God say na d one for hard ground i teach you so no problem with that.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:00pm On Jul 13, 2013
shawrygal: am sorry for not showing up for today's drill. I was doing my press up somewhere else. Lol
eh abeg press up get many kind . Which kind one you did exactly
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 8:56pm On Jul 13, 2013
[quote author=j-slimz]Mike, shawrygal, shrimati, drill instructor, I throw-way salute.[/quote]mama J the mama how your day now. Have you completede Need for Speed most wanted cos yo said its one of your favourite
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 8:43pm On Jul 13, 2013
shawrygal: WinnieDPooh(f), banttieman(m), Benzyyn
I greet you all.
where have you been all the day long. Anyway miss you little as i de vex say you no come online
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 8:39pm On Jul 13, 2013
shawylux: OMG, c checking out na. If dats wot u ll call it, fyn. In reality , I actually dont talk but mostly listen thats why people tend to tink m quiet but am not.
thats the type of person i also am.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 8:36pm On Jul 13, 2013
obinoral: Winnie,lady j,drill intrustor and my fellow omoluabi i hail ooooo
boss mi i hail o. Na you be the boss
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 12:58pm On Jul 13, 2013
Sotenna: Good morning brother, have you tried palm whine with Akara balls before. Lol! Try am. Lol!
i never try am o but i go try that some days. Hope you're enjoying the weekend.
Shawrygal where are you. Report here with immediate effect.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:09am On Jul 13, 2013
Amy i see say you de peep into the house you no talk anything. No be so o
Lazy bones. E shin sun... Abeg make una wake up joor. Shawrygal na you de in charge drill this morning come here and wake this people quick
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 7:25am On Jul 13, 2013
banttieman: Good morning mates. Hope you slept soft. I'm going to exercise my bones on the pitch. See you by 11am. Kisses to my Winnie. Later.
e no good o. All una come pair up in my absence and you no leave me with anyone. Okay o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 7:21am On Jul 13, 2013
Yeah finally thru reading up missed posts.
Drill this morning is gonna be handled by shawrygal so lets await her while i give commentary of yesterday's drill.
13C Alpha Team whose members are Sotenna and Cdoffx won by having our flag on the hill before anybody. Immediately the drill started Sotenna was running towards the mark just then hopeyemmy from wetn be that him team name self tried stopping him. I never know say he no strong o, one jerk from Sotenna na him make him sleep till afternoon yesterday.
While other teams were trying to block themselves from the mark. Alpha team was busy rooting out every obstacle now the flag with cdoffx. Banttie and Saintalone wanted to stopped me, both coming from opposite direction. Very simple to handle, just jumped over them and the two of them kissed each other.
Mhen the action was just too much to finish telling you guys but in the end Sotenna hoisted the Alpha team flag at the mark making us the winner. *Dancing alingo* with a bottle of palm wine shared with brotherly love between Sotenna and Cdoffx
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 6:54am On Jul 13, 2013
shawrygal: Remember us in your prayers and don't be late for tomorrow drill
Adekunle reporting on duty, i prayed for all una.
But you people no nice o. Na from which thread number i want start to dey read now. Chai
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 11:10pm On Jul 12, 2013
The house is bubbling tonight but Church things guys. See you all mama j Shawrygal, bantie, sotenna abeg make God no vex i de go
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 6:53pm On Jul 12, 2013
cdoffx: Guys we don get debate topic now, since Major Hamza Almustapha has been discharged and acquitted. Do you support or oppose the verdict and why?
abeg make we talk for this matter now
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 6:48pm On Jul 12, 2013
hopeyemmy: I swear down, I missed you all!
welcome back bro. Long time no post
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 6:42pm On Jul 12, 2013
Sotenna: Got this from a friend, I don't know if it's a joke though, I've been laughing since I read it.

I was driving down the road and was just about entering my street when a policeman suddenly opened my rear door and jumped into my car and quickly shut the door after which he turned around and noticed he wasn't the only one at the back seat.

Beside him sat my giant well groomed but fierce looking German shepherd.

Then the following discussion took place between us.

Policeman: Ah! my oga where you dey come from?

Me: (with a the worst frown I can put on) From the hospital.

Policeman: Sorry Oh, you dey sick?

Me: No na the dog.

Policeman: (now sweating profusely) took a sneak peek at my dog and asked, why dey tongue stick out like that?

Me: Ah na so e dey stick out if him wan bite person oh!

Policeman: I beg how you dey take open this your door? Na since wey I notice the dog I don dey try open am.

Me: You no sabi as you take open am? Follow like that open am now.

Policeman: (now visibly shaking like a leaf in the wind) I beg I'm very sorry, please help your brother out.

I took pity on the poor guy and pressed the automatic switch that controls the doors and the door was opened and the policeman practically dived out of the car and ran with his heels hitting his arse as he ran for his dear life.
i no finish the thing self before i start to de laff. I remember one time like that i was travelling in the vehicle with my younger brother and mum, at the interchange to link the lagos-ibadan expressway, a police man flagged us down for a lift which i ignored and just zoomed off. As i was about saying if one would give a lift, it will not be to a policeman. Just then my mother said the same thing and to spoil everything my brother replied but the guy is my coursemate.
Imagine an average Nigerian hate a police officer
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 6:31pm On Jul 12, 2013
Guys we don get debate topic now, since Major Hamza Almustapha has been discharged and acquitted. Do you support or oppose the verdict and why?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 6:27pm On Jul 12, 2013
[quote author=j-slimz]I don't depend solely on phcn. The thing is that our gen got bad, plus my solar backup ran down. You know its been raining cats and dogs, no sun.

When power was finally restored, I spent my time on my ps2 console playing soccer.[/quote]really so you play soccer on ps2 thats good to hear being a lady. Do you also play action games like freedom fighter, mortal kombat and the likes.
As for me i've been busy since morning going up and down supervising my P man's industry before i later got back home to work on the website i'm designing and later slept off.
PoliticsRe: Al-Mustapha Discharged And Acquitted By Appeal Court by cdoffx(m): 5:57pm On Jul 12, 2013
euromoney: Kudirat is dead, Mustapha is free. The question then arises who orchestrated Kudirat Abiola's death? Another unsolved murder case to add to the already bulging murder mysteries in Nigeria's history..Smdh
there is an answer ma'am General Sanni Abacha but unfortunately for him to be tried someone has to fetch him from hell. Which i'm sure not even the son of Kudirat nor you will want to do
PoliticsRe: Al-Mustapha Discharged And Acquitted By Appeal Court by cdoffx(m): 5:50pm On Jul 12, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: I was already sympathizing with the bandwagons of 'he was only following orders' till I saw this.
This is a very interesting point of arguement that the prosecuting counsel could have made use of in court.
There's a good legal fronting in his case,he's favoured by the appellate court.
it seems you know nothing about taking orders from a superior officer in the military let alone taking order from the Head of State and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. Olori oko banbam in khaki
PoliticsRe: Al-Mustapha Discharged And Acquitted By Appeal Court by cdoffx(m): 5:41pm On Jul 12, 2013
jchime: In the military setting, the master dictates the tune, and you have no right to determine the legality or illegality of a senior officers orders. You just carry out the order, in almustaphas case, he was an ADC doing the biddings of his master who in addition happens to be the most powerful military man. Who are you to question his orders.
i wonder who people expect Almustapha to report Abacha to those days and tell him bluntly he's not killing for him. I believe in the saying "we live to fight another day" how're we sure that's not what he did by allowing his cruel master to be murdered silently with poison. Just thinking out aloud and not an assertion
PoliticsRe: Al-Mustapha Discharged And Acquitted By Appeal Court by cdoffx(m): 5:36pm On Jul 12, 2013
Reptyle: Fair judgement for a man who was about to be made a scapegoat for the atrocities of an atrocious era, while his paymasters continue to flourish in the corridors of power.

Shame on IBB, Abdulsalam, Jerry Useni and the rest of them who were all senior players in that era but chose to sacrifice a mere foot soldier like Al-Mustapha to assuage the thirst of Nigerians for justice.

May the souls of Kudirat and all the other martyrs of democracy rest in perfect peace.
actually you're wrong to call him a mere soldier. He's an officer precisely a Major.
PoliticsRe: Al-Mustapha Discharged And Acquitted By Appeal Court by cdoffx(m): 5:24pm On Jul 12, 2013
jchime: Thank God, he was a military man and was following the orders from the military powers that be.....obey the last order. If they want to sentence the killer, they should go and get Abacha but since he is no longer there, make his family compensate for the mans death
you're right even if it was Al mustapha's father Abacha had called the hit on, i doubt if there is much he could do. Its unfair to sentence him to death since he was only obeying orders especially when its a military structure of obey before any complaint
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 5:11pm On Jul 12, 2013
[quote author=j-slimz]Goodevening house. It has been a while.
Mehnn phcn did me strong thing. But my phone is back. Hope everyone is good? I missed you all.[/quote]we miss you too mama j hope your day was splendid?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 12:49pm On Jul 12, 2013
Sotenna: I'm warming up to do something I did three years ago...which is beating up a policeman.

I've got this neighbour, a policeman, this guy incessantly beats his wife, most times just outside their house in a public view.

If you marry a lady you've to accord her maximum respect, I'm not big on love things, but I'm speaking from rational sense. If the bond that brought about the marriage can't hold any longer simply come to an understanding and settle the issue like human beings worthy of being part of the 21st century.

If a policeman behaves like this what will ordinary citizens do?

I've thought of calling in his fellow cops on him, but it won't possibly work.

So I'm planning to give the man the beating of his life, I told him that this morning when he was about starting his wife battering routine, and that threat momentarily stopped his insanity. I usually tell people before dealing with them.

When I was in year two in school a policeman tried extorting us on our way to a burial ceremony, a bus full of students, I had him beaten up, it didn't go down well with me either, cos they traced me to my school the next day, I was locked up and got my own share of the beating.

But that's a chance I'm willing to take again.
ah but e no good to beat an officer in uniform o, its disrespect not to the officer but to the Fatherland although i'm aware that some of those officers especially police and traffic law enforcers can be so stupid sometimes.
When you go beat that your neighbor make sure he no de uniform so that at least you go still keep the respect for the Nigeria state,but try as much as possible to avoid it
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Is 38 Years Old Today! by cdoffx(m): 12:36pm On Jul 12, 2013
Happy birthday aunty Rita. I really love your style on stage
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by cdoffx(m): 9:04am On Jul 12, 2013
Sotenna: Yes sir...here is our flag
nice one boss.
All una other team better get your flag cos if we come win now you go say na because our team na combo of airforce and army to be.

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