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TV/MoviesRe: Eddie Murphy Vs Chris Tucker Vs Chris Rock?what"s Your Take? by ceasyc(f): 1:26am On Oct 24, 2010
stand up comedy = chris rock
i have 4 of his hbo shows on dvd (bigger n blacker, never scared, bring d pain & kill d messenger)
i can watch dem over n over again. d guy is really good imo

basket mouth dey use im jokes sef but im dey use pidgin or change am small but i do no dat sum r originally from chris
basket mouth is good tho. a lot beta than d rest crappy so called comedians in 9ja
FoodRe: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 5:48pm On Oct 23, 2010
rice + stew+ beans = arobele + dodo + moi moi
TV/MoviesRe: Most Annoying Nigerian Actors/Actresses by ceasyc(f): 1:03pm On Oct 23, 2010
lwkmd. some of these posts make sense sha
brb wit mine
Music/RadioRe: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by ceasyc(f): 12:57pm On Oct 23, 2010
If the game shakes me or breaks me
I hope it makes me a better man
Take a better stand
Put money in my moms hand
Get my daughter this college plan, so she don't need no man
Stay far from timid
Only make moves when ya heart's in it
And live the phrase Sky's The Limit
Mother4cker,  see you chumps on top


Sky's The Limit - notorious b.i.g
CelebritiesRe: John Travolta's House(pictures) by ceasyc(f): 8:11am On Oct 23, 2010
@pix = just wow!
HealthRe: Toilet Disease, Real Or Imaginary? by ceasyc(f): 7:31am On Oct 23, 2010
imaginary my arse = most def real
i dont sit on public toilets, i stand and do my thing grin no mata how clean it is in d uk/eu countries
i neva use public toilet 4 9ja but if e happen = na standing too
CelebritiesRe: Alicia Keys Vs Beyonce by ceasyc(f): 8:36pm On Oct 22, 2010
A. Keys is more beautiful than beyonce
alicia is curvy when she wants to b n she get bum too oh, she's sexy n can singgggggg
n she doesnt expose her body

u dont have to b half unclothed or expose your body like beyonce to show that u r pretty, sexy, etc

like my bruvs wud say - beyonce is only 4ckable but alicia na wifey material
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Beats Genevieve As The Sexiest Nollywood Actress by ceasyc(f): 7:22pm On Oct 22, 2010
hm
omotola is sexier than genny
tola has got curves n genny does not (genny is kinda/almost flat in d chest n bum unless she dey wear wonder bra these dayz grin)

tho i havent seen any recent movie staring mercy johnson
but i think mercy is sexier than omotola but mercy is ugly facially
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 3:53pm On Oct 22, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=468643.msg6989748#msg6989748 date=1287711052]T.I. - Got Your Back ft. Keri Hilson [Official Video]

[flash=300,200]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk2yOxTuLck?fs=1&hl=en_US[/flash]

awwww, I guess Tiny deserved this.[/quote]t.i fine bobo as usual. keri hiilson looks awful there. she's a cutie but no b everybody blonde hair dey fit oh. hair = 0, makeup = 0.well dats my opinion

@topic all my life - kc n jojo
Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by ceasyc(f): 8:04pm On Oct 21, 2010
have u ever been in love - celine dion
ayayai Lord help me!
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 12:36pm On Oct 21, 2010
no b mistake - 9ice
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji vs. Halle Berry by ceasyc(f): 5:31am On Oct 21, 2010
[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=10161.msg6981546#msg6981546 date=1287607773]bro i dont needs to remind u that Light skin womens are way preetier, its a fact!!

Check out the link i send and u get all your ansar, How the heck can u compare Halle to that Black IBO girl? (no oofeince) angry
[/quote]lol. dis guy cracks me up with his sense of humour n deliberate yeye grammar/grammatical error
light skin or no light skin = it don't mata 2 me but HALLE "most beautiful" BERRY ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 8:56pm On Oct 20, 2010
unbreak my heart - toni braxton
damn dat gal was soooo pretty in dat video & tyson beckford = hottttt!
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Quotes by ceasyc(f): 6:20pm On Oct 20, 2010
Ps.91:2 - He is my refuge & my fortress
FoodRe: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 2:35pm On Oct 20, 2010
amala n egusi n assorted meat
CelebritiesRe: Star Actress Funke Akindele Robbed At Gun-point by ceasyc(f): 1:51pm On Oct 20, 2010
robbed at gun point? if true = damnnnnnnnnnnn
some ppl r actually being sarcastic n very unsympathetic n sum r saying its not a new tin, ppl get robbed everyday, so what? she didn't get shot, etc. HABA!
some nairalanders n sum ppl sef = u guys r shockingly shocking

even if it did not happen to u or u say it happens everyday to ppl, it does not make it right or less scary/frightening
my aunt was robbed at gun point 3/4 days ago by a man on okada (okada man was on stand by), her experience was bad (wont go into details tho). dat was really scary just hearing it. she is lucky he did not shoot her. thank God cos ppl die/r shot during similar incident

my bro was robbed 2x last yr in his uni hostel within 2 weeks by armed men n his ordeal was bad. d door was locked but dey used sum kind of equipment to remove d window protector n went in to rob dem. dem even use gun take beat my bro. dey hit my cuz so hard dat he fainted. dey robbed every1 in dat private hostel n dey rapeddd girls. i no other ppl (non relatives) dat have been robbed too. so shud i say so what? kini big deal? na u b d first or last? dey didnt kill/shoot u, etc? hissessssss

i just tire 4 una ohh. very annoying. wot a pity. *shakes head*
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by ceasyc(f): 8:23pm On Oct 19, 2010
svovi:
na mumu,which one is your own,anywere WHO LET THE DOGS OUT huh huh huhl dont blame u,l blame those who have let u out!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

VILLEGE CHAMPION,are u still on that one cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

By the way have u ever heard of CORSODYL''ITS A MOUTH WASH''try it'(thats if u can afford it) cheesy :DWhilst u at it,try flossing as well that might help. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
LWKMD. eiya, u never remove d dirty wey dey ya eye, u wan remove another person own = y dont u take your own advice instead of giving it to others? it will help u a lot.

jennykadry:
lol who be this wey no fit spell VILLAGE, yet u claim u r into celebrities 'how do you converse with them?with the help of a translator?

Dundee united,abeg waka
roflmao @svovi. i did not want to point it all out b4 but u n your grammatical error everywhere = in all your posts shocked shocked shocked. hissesss
make i leave dis thread 4 u, your foolishness n ignorance + big headed head mr/mrs 9ja CELEBRITY ARSE WIPER EMPLOYEE
PoliticsRe: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by ceasyc(f): 11:23am On Oct 19, 2010
ladi02:
Where in the UK are u?, you want to hook up? nice pic
nethacker:
BTW ceasyc , is dat u ? shocked shocked ? my mouth dey water ooo grin grin u r gorgeous kiss
havent been hia (dis thread) 4 sum time now. must have changed dat pic since
una too funny but thx anyway wink
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by ceasyc(f): 10:05pm On Oct 18, 2010
Tell me is it cool to 4ck?
Did you think I come to talk am I a fool or what?
Positions on the floor it's like erotic, ironic
cause I'm somewhat psychotic
I'm hittin switches on b**ches like I been fixed with hydraulics
Up and down like a roller coaster, I'm up inside ya
I ain't quittin til the show is over, cause I'ma rider
In and out just like a robbery, I'll probably be a freak
and let you get on top of me, get her rockin these
Nights full of Alize, a livin legend -------------------------------------------------

How do you want it? How does it feel?
Comin up as a nigga in the cash game
livin in the fast lane; I'm for real

"How Do You Want It"
(2pac feat. K-Ci and JoJo)

TravelRe: Celebrities You've Met On Board, Airports And Abroad by ceasyc(f): 5:59pm On Oct 18, 2010
continued. almost 4got dis 1
Kofi Annan & his swedish wife. d Ghanaian diplomat who served as the seventh Secretary-General of the United Nations from 1 January 1997 to 31 December 2006. met dem in sweden
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by ceasyc(f): 10:14am On Oct 18, 2010
klas:
The face of a loser
dang dat pic n face of munya is priceless. e even put hand 4 head. whoa! munya u r safe, munya u r safe, munya u r safe = how many times? must have gotten to his head. he must have tot he won until---------- e pain am wella. hehe

9ja won back to back/consecutively. wow. $200,000 =approximately 30 million naira. not bad uti not bad
my bro n cuzins r so happy 4 their friend uti. heard their fone was ringing non stop when uti won like say dem b im P.A. lol
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by ceasyc(f): 9:16am On Oct 18, 2010
svovi:
That pic is probably the closest u have bn to OMo,so l dont blame groupie you obviously werent at DJ AKA's birthday bash 3 wks ago.this is 2010 babes wake up an stop Naira dreaming,lmao cheesy cheesy
since u dont get invites from , or should l say lose your loser friends and start hanging out with pple who actually matter
svovi:
eeeh Ceasyc,which village are u from again? cheesy cheesy
For your info,DJ AKA''whom u probably wont know as he's not from your lil village''Happen to be a friend of mine from way way back.Celebs are pple not ellians they are pple like u and me and they do hang around with pple like u and me,GONE ARE THE DAYS WHEN HANDING WITH A CELEB WAS A BIG DEAL girl,[/b]Just to fill u in,lm a Beauty Therapist by profession and l happen to work with celebs eg DJ AKA,Uche Jumbo,Rita dominic and a few others do pay a visit to my Salon,not in Nigeria but hear in UK darling.and by the way l only dont work with AFRICAN CELEBS l aso do work with celebs here eg Alisha Dixon,Kim from Eastenders and many more. wink wink

SO GET OVER IT [b]VILLAGER,and start living
cheesy cheesy
Oh 4king hell u r sumtin else = a baboon/chimp. SEE YOU CONTRADICTING YOURSELF WITH BOTH POSTs ABOVE AND IN D PROCESS SHOOTING YOURSELF IN D ARSE. 1st u said ceasyc dont get invites to celeb parties like u N DAT PIC IS D CLOSEST I’VE BEEN 2 OMO. U ALSO SAID i shud lose my loser friends n hang out with celebs = ppl that matters n r all that in your world in order words na big deal 2 u dat u met dem. but your next post says dey aint all dat/no big deal & dat was AFTER I POSTED DAT DEY AINT ALL THAT/NO BIG DEAL. soooo bloody s.t.u.p.i.d n dumb

u b real villager mumu ode person scallywag fuckhead. hissesssss. c d names of ppl u work for/have seen, is dat it? & U DEY BOAST DEY RUN YA MOUTH LIKE SAY E GET DIARRHEA. I'M SO DISAPPIONTED. did i ever tell u wot village am from? u b real dummy. villager calling another person villager = pot calling kettle black

i no wan come dey make mouth here like u cos dis topic aint about celebs/ppl we've met which u have turned it into so if u gats d time check my posts on another topic n c d high calibre of ppl n important personalities dat i have met not "worked for" but mingled, dined, partied, celebrated with during their national day/independence day n dinner parties (u must have invitation cards from dem personally to b there/2 attend) & u dey here n there dey talk of dj wetin call, omo, uche, eastenders, etc = bull4kingshyt. lmfao

[/quote][quote author=jennykadry link=topic=301579.msg6962078#msg6962078 date=1287379717]Who cares? huhLong story/too much info. You talk too much
@ceasyc
Damn those pictures shocked shocked shocked damn that hot looking van vicker kiss kiss
Damn cool
ta. i hope it sinks in2 svovi's brain dis time cos dats wot i was trying to point out 2 d mumu in my post b4 dis 1 but obviously an educated fool is in d building (if educated at all). jenny thank u jo. van cute there n tola aint bad either even with/without all d alleged "airbrush"
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 9:55am On Oct 17, 2010
ayakata ------ basket mouth wan open mouth again ohhhh = beast of no nation - fela + his collection
RIP
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by ceasyc(f): 9:30am On Oct 17, 2010
svovi:
Plizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,have no time to aurgue with groupies.
That pic is probably the closest u have bn to OMo,so l dont blame groupie you obviously werent at DJ AKA's birthday bash 3 wks ago.this is 2010 babes wake up an stop Naira dreaming,lmao cheesy cheesy

HAVE U EVER HEARD of A SAYING THAT GOES''BELIEVE HALF OF WHAT U C AND NONE OF WHAT U HEAR''. wink wink l think it would help u in future if u start practicing it since u dont get invites from , or should l say lose your loser friends and start hanging out with pple who actually matter,then and only then u will not take pictures from links,magazines or papers that serious smiley smiley
oh my dayz! golly gosh your post/highlighted is hilarious = DAMN! invites ko invites ni? bollocks! oh i guess u dey go so called celebs or wanna b celeb joints/bday bash so dat makes u sumtin or beta than me or d rest of us eh? lmfao! JOBLESSNESS. dem ppl (omotola, dj aka, so called 9ja celebs, etc) u claim to have met no even reach slippers of 1 beta person/celeb talkless beta beta ppl wey i don meet. kip it up. all your insults = back to sender = u. hissesssss

i dont bloody care if she's fat or skinny, just tot i'd post/reply dis thread n state wot i saw n put a link 2 back it up unlike PPL LIKE U who TALK TRASH N CRAP n attack ppl 4 no just cause. u have no 4kin proof or pix to show here that she is bloated but instead your yapping yapping yapping n barking like a dog. i guess in your world omotola n dj aka r ppl dat matters or r not loser friends. LWKMD. abegeeee

if i c any 9ja so called celeb (i have seen a few), i ignore dem, i wont even go near dem or say hi cos dem no dey feed me n dey aint important to me, these things dont freak/trip me like u. talk about american/uk/european/indian celeb = DEM STILL NO DEY FREAK/TRIP ME LIKE THAT LET ALONE so called 9ja celeb. i no get your time jo MR OR MRS TROUBLE MAKER/DIARRHEA MOUTH ABI NA HAND. LOL. silence is d best answer given to a FOOLISH FOOL like u. NEXT

@topic my 16 yr old jnr bro said mercy's got a beta shape than omotola = i guess dats it
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by ceasyc(f): 6:52pm On Oct 16, 2010
svovi:
No offence to you but are you that blind that you cant see that the photo is airbrushed,Omo still is bloted cheesy cheesy
"no offence" - wots up with all these d.um.b arse pricksss on nl saying no offence but go ahead n insult ppl anywayz huh
bloated n airbrushed my arse. so all dem pics in these links below were all airbrushed to make her look slim?

& dis pic taken with van vicker or tola's camera in d u.s.a last month was also airbrushed to make her look slimmer? or i guess its blindness again, she is bloated in d pic wit van abi? hissesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. who's "dat blind" now? = obviously u = no offence


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=480188616110&set=a.334612071110.198397.309191261110

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=218714&id=144492566678

CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by ceasyc(f): 3:30pm On Oct 16, 2010
if it was who is more beautiful = omotola, or prettier = omotola, or finer = omotola, or more attractive = omotola. or who acts better = dey r both very good (nollywood/9ja/african style)

but who has a better shape? = a few months or yrs ago i'd say mercy johnson cos tola was going outta shape with lil saggy boobbbsssss (use a push up or wonder bra gal), big yansh n big belly (use girdle or do sit ups or lose weight jo), but tola don lose weight recently (c pic below) but havent seen her in tight hugging clothes so i cant say 4 sure

i think facially mercy is ugly but her shape  na wa oh shocked shocked shocked

dont care if u have 20 pikins or no pikins. genny has a kid but she dey watch her weight. no b omotola (tola) start to dey have kids, no b only she get kids n she wont b d last. check out sum gals all over d world with kids or no kids not only in nollywood or bollywood or hollywood, just check d streets too

CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda: Hot Or Not? by ceasyc(f): 2:32pm On Oct 16, 2010
she's not hot at all
she's not beautiful but not ugly tho
she's over weight = am sure any gym trainer/doc will tell her that
if no b say she b light skin dog 4 dey bark am 4 rd or small pikin go c am n convulsion go catch am

but she can act ok

i read in a paper where she said she grew up abroad but when dey asked her what nursery, primary n secondary school she attended, she said dat she attended all 3 in 9ja, she also stated d states in 9ja in which she attended dem school but did not give out d names of d schools
so what does she mean by she grew up abroad? so bloody daft i'd say
FoodRe: Kfc In Nigeria by ceasyc(f): 9:42am On Oct 16, 2010
Orilee9ice:
Its not just at Onikan now, they also have one in Shoprite in Lekki, the other day i went there out of Curiousity and they actually opened the Door for me, the staff were very polite 2 and told me what package will suit my family, and even opened the door for me on the way out as well, Now that will NEVER HAPPEN HERE IN LONDON in fact if you are not careful the door wil swing in YA FACE, grin

, and the chicken was tasty too, shocked they have improved, so i take back what i said earlier in January, wink
lol. labour is so cheap in 9ja, dem doormen opening n closing door must b earning peanuts compared to wages/salary in d uk
guess u know how much dey will pay sum1 in d uk for opening n closing door 4 customers. wetin b minimum wage now sef 4 uk?


so dats just waste of money 4 employing a doorman at a food joint in d uk. open d door ya sef jo e go close by imself but if u go to sum food joints d door opens n closes by itself

anyhoo @topic dis is real good ohh, must go there sum time. hope dis 1 good oh cos d burgers (beef) wey dem get 4 india was disgusting, dont even know wot d heck dey put inside. i neva knew dey dont eat beef. ewww. other than that everything else was cool n soooooo cheap

luv kfc
luv mcdonalds
luv chicken n chips
luv burger king

but i dont eat dem everyday tho, i prefer 9ja n home made food
CelebritiesRe: Who Cares If Omotola Jalade Has Ten Children She Needs to Loose The Weight by ceasyc(f): 8:17pm On Oct 15, 2010
it dont mata whether u get 20 pikins or no pikins, u gats 2 maintain your weight n not go outta shape or go fatttt or over weight

tola don lose weight oh (maybe she read sum posts/topics on nl about her fatness). hope she kips it up tho. sum 2010 pix below

Music/RadioRe: 9ice Lyrics-street Credibility by ceasyc(f): 7:49pm On Oct 15, 2010
tho i dont understand sum of d tins he said/sang
luv dat song til dat
Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by ceasyc(f): 1:30pm On Oct 15, 2010
the tempations collection
- beauty is only skin deep
- my girl
- just my imagination
- cloud 9, etc

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