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Nairaland GeneralRe: MD/CEO Of Trendy Beauty Outlet Was Attacked By "Evil Snake" (Picture) by ceejayluv(m): 12:08pm On Dec 18, 2014
Super story.... So na the bed sheet attract the evil serpent abi? ... Take that to Africa Magic...
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Takes To Twitter, Laments APC's Non-selection Of Fashola As VP by ceejayluv(m): 12:48pm On Dec 17, 2014
The flag bearer should've been Fashola.. Any other aboki is own his own...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Baby Pictures Of Nairalanders! by ceejayluv(m): 7:37pm On Dec 16, 2014
Innocent moi....

PoliticsRe: Say What? "Humans Turn Into Beasts And Eat Our Livestock" - Plateau Tourism Boss by ceejayluv(m): 5:22pm On Dec 16, 2014
olupops:
I believe this story similar things happened in my village. Possesed children do go to our cassava farm to eat our cassava. They usually turn into bush rat untill they were caught still hard to believe but it did happen
Well, I wonder why such beings haven't cashed in on their talents, a la Kriss Angel
PoliticsRe: Say What? "Humans Turn Into Beasts And Eat Our Livestock" - Plateau Tourism Boss by ceejayluv(m): 5:17pm On Dec 16, 2014
Trafford:
It might b true. There's a man at a street close to mine then that ppl accuse of turning into a crocodile to hunt for fishes. So you can't tell
Have you bothered to ask the man to transform into
a crocodile so you can record it and share with us?
PoliticsRe: Say What? "Humans Turn Into Beasts And Eat Our Livestock" - Plateau Tourism Boss by ceejayluv(m): 5:16pm On Dec 16, 2014
Trafford:
It might b true. There's a man at a street close to mine then that ppl accuse of turning into a crocodile to hunt for fishes. So you can't tell
Have you bothered to ask the man to transform to a crocodile so you can record it and share with us?
NYSCRe: Pics: Corps Member Builds & Tests Drone In Osun, Critics Say It’s Made In China by ceejayluv(m): 11:44am On Dec 16, 2014
preshuzpearl:
Have u watched 24 season 9? go find it and see how a real drone looks like
A "drone" is any remotely controlled
aerial machine ranging from a toy
helicopter to Military Hellfire missile
UAVs...
NYSCRe: Pics: Corps Member Builds & Tests Drone In Osun, Critics Say It’s Made In China by ceejayluv(m): 11:38am On Dec 16, 2014
IamDejman:
When I heard d word drone, I was elated in anticipation for d picture.


On seeing d so-called drone, I was downcasted!. This is why we would never be like the Whites
A "drone" is any remotely controlled aerial machine ranging from a toy helicopter to Military Hellfire missile UAVs...
PoliticsRe: 'Chibok Girls Will Never Return Intact"- Obasanjo by ceejayluv(m): 7:19pm On Dec 15, 2014
Duh... Tell us something we dunno...
TravelRe: Nigeria's High Speed Railway Project Is 'world-class' - KMPG by ceejayluv(m): 5:46pm On Dec 15, 2014
Raikishi:
Oga how many years did it take to build dubai?


Senators with 29million naira salary and overpriced projects given to foreign governments that will deliver obsolete technology in 25 years that will not be sustainable and nigerians are celebrating mediocrity... what a foolish nation.
The Dubai tourist-haven project started in the mid 1980's... Began yielding fruits in the early 2000's as an international tourism and merchant hub.
TravelRe: Nigeria's High Speed Railway Project Is 'world-class' - KMPG by ceejayluv(m): 11:34am On Dec 15, 2014
25 years?... If only shagari and buhari had started such projects back then, we'd be enjoying world class railway by now..... I always say it that you can't reconstruct in a few years what it took decades to destroy.. to achieve our power Eldorado will not take less than 10-15 years as well.. Take it or leave it.
CareerRe: Got A Job Through Linkedin??? by ceejayluv(m): 3:44pm On Dec 13, 2014
Been contacted once for an interview... I couldn't make it to Lagos from PH in such short notice.
CelebritiesRe: Comparism Between Patience Jonathan And Aisha Buhari by ceejayluv(m): 1:10pm On Dec 12, 2014
mistabiola:
Buhari is a lucky man, kind of wife I pray for :::: intelligent and pretty cheesy grin


Btw ::::::: There's a war we must all fight, for the sake of Nigeria's future and our noblest expectations for her. On my BBM profile is a picture of the People's General, Muhammadu Buhari.

Someone asks: Are you APC?

Me: Nay...and I'll never be one. But I am for Buhari because he is surrounded by bunch of intellectuals.

Someone: So you want a Muslim President?

Me: Whathuh does religion matter?

Someone: Tah! Na wa for you o.

Me: Wetin happen?

Someone: No vex.....

Now, this someone is a university graduate o. A mature adult of this century. You can see that the ethno-religious malaise is still very much around.

We must utilise every teachable moment this period of electioneering, to dispel, nay undo, the mental bottlenecks, roadblocks, and encumbrances to our Nationhood.

Each one, teach one. Ethnicity and Religion should not count in deciding who should hold public office. Integrity is always KEY.

#TakeBackNIGERIA

#iStand4NewNIGERIA.
Name the "intellectuals" pls...
PhonesRe: My Experience With 112 Emergency Number. by ceejayluv(m): 11:55am On Dec 10, 2014
Duh.. I dialled 112 some time in 2005, two police patrol vehicles arrived in fifteen mins from festac police command....
CrimeRe: Graphic Photos: Girl Beheaded In An Uncompleted Building In Osun State by ceejayluv(m): 7:03am On Dec 10, 2014
The owner of that building and the workers are in deep $hit... Police don open office....
CrimeRe: Picture Of The Maid Who Disappeared With 2 Young Boys From Their Lagos Home by ceejayluv(m): 1:49pm On Dec 09, 2014
A lesson for all.. y'all better take portrait pics of your housemaids, gardeners, drivers, nannies etc. ASAP!!...
EducationRe: President Jonathan's Visit To Oau, An Eyewitness' Account(+pics) by ceejayluv(m): 9:16am On Nov 30, 2014
GodMode:
F**k you... English is not his first language and smallrincowis16 is st*p*d for saying its typing error... Just say english is not your first language...

F**k those who correct peeps english when its not their mother tongue.
Screw you... What stopped him from writing in pidgin?
EducationRe: President Jonathan's Visit To Oau, An Eyewitness' Account(+pics) by ceejayluv(m): 8:57am On Nov 30, 2014
smallrincowis16:
what a concocted lie as old as you are..... or let me say you are displaying your partisanship because of your sadistic behaviour
I as a student in the campus was there why students protested.... as I have exam at PGLT... in the morning...
as accounted for little people know when exactly the President enter... but what's is for sure is that he enter through the gate... as against what people expected.
promo keep shouting ""thief"" "thief" as of the time I was there till I went to the mosque for him at prayer.....
I was told by clean source that one student threw some at him as it is accounted for by all the students I left there.
so why did you see your sourcehuh
WTF...
PoliticsRe: FG Okays Emergency Rule Extension In Borno, Yobe, Adamawa by ceejayluv(m): 5:17pm On Nov 17, 2014
Before nko....
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by ceejayluv(m): 7:41pm On Nov 15, 2014
Oh, boy.... Ibime own no good oooo....
EducationRe: They Should Cancel The Art Class In Our Secondary Schools! by ceejayluv(m): 11:00pm On Nov 13, 2014
No
PhonesRe: Apple CEO Tim Cook Is "Proud To Be Gay" by ceejayluv(m): 2:40pm On Oct 30, 2014
Crispels:
That is non of my bussiness!!!

Me just enjoying my iphone 6!!!

It was delivered by USA retail store buyomart.com yesterday in lagos!!!!!

It's super dope,Best smartphone ever!!!
Drop the link to the site pls
PoliticsRe: Defection: PDP Demands Tambuwal's Resignation by ceejayluv(m): 11:39am On Oct 29, 2014
julietmatins:
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Put a "LOL" at the end of the post to show that you're joking at least...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Murphy Oil Corporation by ceejayluv(m): 1:55pm On Oct 24, 2014
Scam defined..... Arkansas based firm, UK no., UK Visa? Hehehe....
CareerRe: The Nigerian Engineer And The Oil/Gas Career Mentality by ceejayluv(m): 8:06am On Oct 24, 2014
baba11:
OK I get u...is it because of the buhari I wrote there?no problem.. I put it there because I believe he can change the present conditions of Nigerians... I'm not a politicians in whatever forms!!!!!!
you dey find trouble ooo...
PoliticsRe: Making It An Offence To Insult Government Officials by ceejayluv(m): 5:18pm On Oct 21, 2014
Seun:
Hello,

I'm working on a modification to our rules that will make it an offence to disrespect government officials and call them derogatory names on Nairaland. The objective is to prepare Nairaland for a time when the Nigerian Government may not be able to tolerate such things. Currently it's against our rules to deliberately insult a Nairaland member, so we will just be extending this rule to make it cover government officials too.

What are your comments on this? I promise to read all your comments, though I can't promise to reply all of them, of course.

Thanks!
Thumbs down....
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Beverly Osu On Movie Set With A Life Python by ceejayluv(m): 5:37pm On Oct 20, 2014
Duh... A mere harmless python... She for hold cobra na..
PoliticsRe: Defection: Bianca Ojukwu Lambasts Peter Obi, Shuns Ex-gov In Netherlands by ceejayluv(m): 2:58pm On Oct 20, 2014
Adaobi ain't loyal.....
PoliticsRe: Buhari/fashola Ticket: Opinion Of A SW Christian by ceejayluv(m): 2:51pm On Oct 20, 2014
iconize:
In a nation of almost "100million" youths, a malnourished old cargo is found worthy to lead.


https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Muhammadu_buhari.jpg

Moronic nation, Moronic peeps!
HealthRe: W.H.O Has Officially Declared Nigeria Ebola Free by ceejayluv(m): 1:00pm On Oct 20, 2014
Louislewis:
My question is this- How safe is the soakaway pits where the waste products from the dead and survived Ebola patients were deposited? During the future evacuation of the waste product, is there not going to be the upraising once again of this Ebola virus?
Every ebola isolation centre has an incinerator... No fear about that.
BusinessRe: Nigeria's Inflation Drops To 8.3% In September – NBS by ceejayluv(m): 10:02am On Oct 15, 2014
StarBoard:
It is too early to curse, but you are both certified dunces.

I don't even go to the market, but I know the cost of goods are on the increase despite what those liars say.

People like you who will clutch at any kind of straw to save this inept and mundane government including telling obvious lies.

Then you will parade your so-called certificates as graduates and expect to be employed on the basis of this garbage you just spewed.
Of course they're on the increase. The report only stated that the rate of "increment" has slowed down by a fraction of a percent. They didn't say the prices have decreased.

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