₦airaland Forum

I eat animals, but painfully without choice. The day I understood how wicked mankind is to animals was the day I came across an estimate of space that the hides gotten from exotic animals can cover. Imagine a Governor exposing such wickedness by wearing the hide of this cat just because of tradition. Imagine if a higher entity kills us and use our brain for juice, our skin for bags, shoes and other personal effect, our bones as weapons, our balls as trophy..... Thank God we will not live forever.

Promismike:
Lolzz!

Meanwhile, i want to plead with every meaningful Nigerian. It's not about APC or PDP. But it's about our future and that of our kids.

Pls If APC can not present another person as its presidential candidate in 2018 order than Buhari, I don't care where the person comes from, East, west or North or south. Pls lets make sure Buhari is voted out.

Just imagine how 8 yrs would be under Buhari. Hardship and suffering. God forbid.
I plead with any good and patriotic Nigerian to reason beyond party, religious and ethnic lines.

People are suffering under this administration. That you are privileged to still be with your job or come from a rich home, Eating what you desire to eat everyday does not mean people are not suffering.

Pls lets reason beyond party, religious and ethnic lines and save ourselves and our kids from impending doom and hardship.

What we need is reforms, good leadership and good governance. Don't tell me nations who are successful today suffered as they do the right thing. Noo! Ghana, china, Singapore and many more didn't suffer as they reform and shape their nations into what we envy today. Rather the good leaders they had at the time put up reforms and policies that brought instant and visible progress that accumulated over time. They never suffered as this progress accumulated and became more visible and tangible.

All we need is reforms and good governance not suffering in the name of getting things right.

When you write like this, you are directly referring to us, who campaigned for Buhari and convinced people to vote for him. Be rest assured that most of us are tired and have resolved to shop for another Messiah since we have always maintained to continue to search and hope for the best in this uncertainty call Nigeria. The question is who as we are not ripe to enthrone proven young people that can show us the light. Chinua Achebe who believed that there was a country outlined that we need two things that will cause every other things fall in place (Not apart) in Nigeria's fractured system. 1, Aim to perfect free and fair elections.
2, Make government positions extremely less attractive. The first will introduce sanity, meritocracy, appreciation of human input and host of other socially reparative factors while the later will try to sideline those who should not be in government, MDAs and others. Even though it has been contended that that will also give way to political power monopoly since religion can never be underestimated, it must not be overlooked.

Let's continue to search for a better President or give up on Nigeria as the future is not bright in the eyes of those that can see their future and that of the younger generation.

Best in a very long time. Good movies, too.

CHESTER48:
same with me and my betting shop. What company are you on?

Bet9ja. It is hell trying to be in business without electricity. Simple

This is my second week of opening a bet shop in Nasarawa state and am already regretting because of the amount I spend on fuel and data. How long will I continue to lose money in a business I thought will bring something to my table?

Tapout:
after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

Your comment simply shows how important social media is as a tool of advice, learning and guidance. Anywhere you are right now, just know you are great person with a beautiful mind.

Op should be grateful she used a condom. Or maybe he can also identify the smell of p***y juice mixed with semen if she had sex raw, or use special apparatus gotten from the almighty academy to know how many times the p***y has been prodded, fisted and penetrated and also the angle and dimensions explored. A Russian lady once asked my friend(her boyfriend), " can finish this?", pointing down there after he accused her of sleeping around. Put a ring on it and have a fresh start!

what is saw is " NNPC: Kachikwu, B may face DSS, EFCC."

OKorowanta:
If only dis ya long epistle will make Buhari resign,i go kill cow.

I wish I could see avi on Nairaland. Nigerians get mouth. jus negodu reply

This looks like the officer in my camp during my NYSC at Kaduna. Looks cute always and a very intelligent good guy. In the camp was a Captain whose Dad was a senator

That tie.

After being weary of this government, I read a presidential nominee list where Alh. Aliko Dangote was shortlisted, in my nature of believing in change as a flux-like entity as explained by a man I respect so much, and my wanton greed for another inevitable chance for an opportunity to keep trying until-i-get-it, I wishfully hoped on how nice it would be to have Alhaji as the President. I never wanted Buhari to be the president until I got fed up with my Man, Gej. It might be a mistake on my end to some people who knew how wrong he was on issues and defended him then and now but to me I will like to keep trying until Nigeria and it states becomes developed.

"I'm only interested in industrialization of Africa & Arsenal! I'm not interested in being a politician, I can't stomach insults."

-Dangote

I felt so stupid for even thinking that Alhaji Dangote would want to be Nigeria's President. People still say Dangote did this and that but he is just a business man who just naturally hate to lose! A business man who has tested and trusted ethics and principles that has sailed him through known and unknown storms to this high economic pedestal.

Someone has once said, He doesn't Do charity. I laughed and asked the person if it would be nice if Dangote publicise his charitable deeds? The person said no. He doesn't need us like politicians do because he is not a politician yet, he needs us as independent social assets that contributes imperatively to societal development. We need him to become financial and developmental mentor worthy of emulation into greatness and believe me, he knows Nigeria and Africa and its developmental deficits. Have you heard him give talk? The best charity I need now is knowledge to be like him or the those guys sitting close to him. With knowledge of how things work, you understand how it works and learnt to tilt socio-econonmic indices to preferred directions with morality and social values. How many time has he tried to drop the price of cement? Study on that.

If I were him, I won't become the president, not that I could not, but would not in Nigeria's current socio-economic state where we are chaining ourselves into economic wormhole.

When I imagined how I talked about Gej, I don't get angry when Nigerians say their minds about PMB and APC. I have always said my mind and the vicious cycle has been in every area of our lives and social platform. I showed my Boss a NL page to look at something and he asked me "who are the Afonjas in Nigeria?" I was shocked. You need to know how interested each time I read NCAN reports or see Vaseline crew. Are we not doing ourselves?

I support restructure. Do you?

Barka da Sallah.

And later the area boys will start demanding money from FMEs and "right" before refuelling. Oga climb a tree and do your calls jor

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abelprice:
Going back 2 your vomit.... niggas be making dog move

Tiwa vomit? Haba I think he is the vomit and she is the dog going back to him. That was how WH kept going back until she went nuts. I like Tman but he must support and understand her more so she can do what women do more, reciprocate.

Explorers:
Its not about the length, width, or height but the total available space in the vessel from deck 1, deck 2, deck 3, deck4, deck 5, to the last deck including the open deck on the vessel.

Put together 10 football pitches, fill the space with vehicles, trucks, bulldozers, cars and excavators.


Every thing on that 10football pitches will go into that vessel from deck 1 to the last deck.





The vessel can take almost 9,000 vehicles including heavy vehicles.

Can a football field take 1,000 cars?

Simple

Most rich men don't have Jobs, they give out jobs. Abi how rich are you?

rawpadgin:
Mr. Rich mindset, shut the hell up!



I am 95% sure that i am richer than u, more ambitious than u, have a stable & a better paying job than u


& stay off my mention so we don't take this to a whole new level.

fulanmafia:
Does the North asking you to leave sound like it wants to deal with Ibos again?

Chei which unity-begging excuse will we not hear on from biafrans biko?

Shameless vomit-gulping parasites, your attention-seeking scam is now exposed for the entire world to see

So Ibos with Good jobs, big businesses and huge investments should leave the North just because some bunch of terrorist-minded youths made a declaration. It will interest you to search the word declaration.

Ibos, like Jews wont kill a good life just because they are in a foreign land that most people find it difficult to adapt to for dream of secession. Do you think Ibos will want to leave if things were going fine? ask yourselves if things are going fine.

Truth is that there is unity in diversity as can be exemplified in most great countries, but the type of tribalism and religious bigotry within the Nigerian people had always brought down great feats we have achieved in the past.

If the right steps are taken, steps like referendum or National assembly, Ibos might leave the North but must be a part all Nigerian independent entities because the Ibos have done great in all parts of Nigeria irrespective of environment and other factors.

I learnt the day Chukwu finally became weak on the Biafra issue was after visiting trade Fair, he cried on seeing the investments Ibos did at Trade fair.

lfleak:
All these people shouting, he could have stayed in the room.. Do you know whether he is running out of bullets..?? And that's worse... That will make him unarmed, and day go in and kill him easily..
Think first...I l hope he survives..

I would not have stayed. On the other hand, Mopol still has amo.

NwaAmaikpe:

Nice one..honour amongst thieves.

It feels good to be back after a ban, I felt totally lost and incomplete without Nairaland.
But come on folks; it's better to be addicted to NL than to be addicted to Oshogbo weed.



I dedicate this to you... Yes you that is reading this post.
Please listen to me as I make my repentance speech.

-Never again will I call someone from the West an Afonja, a WASTEner or a citizen of Eweduland, let's love one another.

-Never again will I call them cowards, I have learnt to love and accept our individual peculiarities.

-I denounce my membership of the Vaseline crew.

-I relinquish my position of Supreme Brigadier, Sigma Squad; NCAN South South zone.

-Never again will I see the mods lalästicala and Myñd44 as fantastically mindless for banning me.

-Nairaland is here to promote unity, let us promote and love our diversity.
Long live Nairaland
Long live Nairaland

-This is also an appeal to the môds and supermôds to make me a Mod on the Troll section.

I salute you. Though I must confess I come here to laugh

People say this has always been fake. Please tell us how they did it

Sultanchidi:
u are right, he is one of d popular edo musicians, i 4got his name

Fagbomo! My Esan friend told me the story. Might be a lie sha

eternalcity:
no they won't. They will come out and push for an equalizer: but we will exploit the opening and nail the coffin.

We are Chelsea! Not arsenal

E go pain am.

E Don happen

I salute you

soberdrunk:
I don't understand!! Why the "gun boat"? Them wan fight mammy water before them rescue the man? Where are the divers? The guy making call in the boat, is he calling the "marine world"?

Lol.

Tolulopefinest:
ESUT









That one sef na school

No, na bank! Idiota. Nwetekwe hu, Ihe nka emehu.......

kropotkin2:
Bros that dream of yours is a sign from the Almighty Chkwuabiama, a sign that you need to urgently rent a house that has toilet facilities. Thank me after you flush neatly

Well, since he said it is a dream, I will believe because he might think he is dreaming now. If you really had this dream, you have messed up by sharing it with us but please go to a mountain and carry out 30 days dry fasting to know what you have. But if you never had this dream, just know you are not suppose to get high again!

ednut1:
Lol. Abok1 be wan use obituary newspaper sell me suya one day. I no gree

Kia...... Lol!

Dongreat:
Local mama. Her daughter just gave a nice speech regarding rape and to advise girls of their perverts boyfriend and the mum thinks she's rotten. Africans and hypocrisy. Like she doesn't give a doggy to her husband.
Lessons: Never add a family member to any social platform.
And mum next time don't join Snapchat because you won't see Jesus feeding the multitudes but hoes entertaining the multitudes.

Nairaland! See talk.

captainjoh:
I see mumu written all over you. is banky w and falz God that she must know? and how does that room looks like and an hair dressing shop?

I wonder. Is it now a crime to have a specific skill Set. Please, she might have done that to help out a bad friend who might have thought of taking a selfie for what so ever reason best known to her. She has not been cool of lately but on this level, na lie. I have done things worse just to help my folks at a point in time but if it start showing up like.... haba.

Bros, the way you curse and call people names....... wetin dey pain you?

Atmmachine:
What grudge ??

I can tell that you are very dumb

Just tell me only 5 murders carried out in the USA

The Muslims in the USA are different from those dirty pigs you see in Afghanistan and Iraq

How dumb would you be to think that Muslims in the USA would have the time to think about killing people ??

Where the fucck do you live ?? I know, Nigeria ?? Exactly

That about the Americans that walks into the school every week and shoot everyone dead ??

What about 800 people that were killed in Chicago which is a small city by their fellow Americans last year ??

What about how easy it is to buy a gun in the USA ?? You can walk into Walmart, give them $80 and buy a gun

What about 100 people that die everyday in the hands of their fellow Americans ??

Hey, look here, if you continue to be a dumbass, don't quote me again

What do you know about the USA ??

How many attacks and how many people have the Muslims killed in the USA ??

Atmmachine:
And how do you think Muslims from other country would attack the USA ??

Do you know what a background check is ?? The US government run a background check on anyone coming into the country

Or will those Muslims from other countries come through the airport with bombs ??

Use your brain

bros, no be fight. what about the immigrant with grudges that infiltrate the minds of domestic Muslims in the US?

Atmmachine:

What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

Look at this goat face sitting in a remote village in Ogun state

What do you know about the USA ??

If you live in the USA you would know that his campaign promises are just made up stories

What campaign promises is Donald Trump fulfilling ??

He said that he will make America great again, America has been great since 1786

He said that he will bring jobs back to America, They're millions of jobs in America begging people to go to work but Americans are the laziest people on earth, they would rather sit at home and collect unemployment check, food stamps and section 8, meanwhile the Mexicans they don't want in their country are the ones who are doing the dirty jobs Americans are too lazy to do, like farming, building houses, cutting grasses, doing constructions, and paying taxes so that does lazy Americans would waste the money on food, that's why every American is fat, they would sit on their asses and eat all day

He said that he would ban Obamacare ?? Now tell me how dumb you would be to think that you can terminate Obamacare, you can only change the name

He said that he will build a wall across the border, there are 7 U.S states that borders Mexico, 1 of those states is the size of the whole Nigeria, now explain to me how he will build a wall across 7 large states that are bigger than West Africa

He said that he will ban the Muslim from entering into the USA, there are already 20 million Muslims in the USA, if Muslims are terrorists, those 20 million Muslims would have wiped out the whole of USA and forgetting that Americans are the real terrorists starting from school and church shooters to Ted Bundy and thousands of his fellow serial killers

TRUMP is the dumbest person on earth, he thinks that the President has the right to say what happens, the President of the USA don't even have the right to say what happens in a remote village in Tennessee, how does he think he can put a national ban ?? First you must go through the Congress

Bro, you made so much point that a trump enthusiast like me had to agree with all you have said and I thank you for the education, but I think you are wrong by saying "if Muslims are terrorists, those 20 million Muslims would have wiped out the whole of US". I understand that Americans have Muslim who are great people but you must know that those who hate America most are Muslims from different parts of the world.

"If you go back to the situation we had or we created in 2015 for Buhari to have the highest votes that made him president, assuming the same condition will exist in 2019, he will win."

The only thing I saw......