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RomanceRe: How She Punished Me Cos She Saw Condom (must Read) by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:21am On Jul 18, 2015
Dude, females are such unpredictable creatures. I'm definitely sure most guys would have had this experience one time or the other albeit with different modifications. Anyways, lick your wounds and move on buh I'm so sure your nuts would shudder next time you cross her threshold.
PoliticsRe: The sun... by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:37am On Jul 17, 2015
Dude, I've seen and heard weird stories but this about shades them all. The beauty of the legal system is without cases like this, we'd have no precedent. This is one case I'd be following keenly.
EducationRe: Best Law School In Nigeria / List Of Law Schools In Nigeria by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:31am On Jul 17, 2015
Bloggers errywhere. Like a plague they've taken over.
RomanceRe: She Wants Me To Beat Her by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:22am On Jul 17, 2015
Dude, the form ain't important. A goat would always be a goat. Someone who's come out of an abusive relationship would be scarred and branded and could definitely expect other guys to be like her ex. Question is what are you gonna do about it: D'you love her enough to conform to her animalistic tendencies? If what it takes to save your relationship is by "beating" her, dude I'd advise you get whips that wouldn't suffer from wear and tear.
EventsRe: Eid Mubarak Images 2015- Wishes Quotes Messages & SMS by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:11am On Jul 17, 2015
Dude, me don't want no wallpaper, let the edibles start coming in torrents
RomanceRe: Child Play: An 11 Year Old Girl Breaks Up With Boyfriend by CertifiedFreak(m): 3:35pm On Jul 16, 2015
Dude, that line's epic. Heck, got me rolling over this crisp white shirt with loads of Feddy's stew.
RomanceRe: Help! I Saw A Condom In A Woman's Vagina by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:54am On Jul 12, 2015
Dude just espoused his grave ignorance. And to think he wants to share "his" story with the world
Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: A Hillarious Church Sign Board And Restaurant Sign Board by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:52am On Jul 11, 2015
The second picture though, bound to generate massive sales
CultureRe: Three Nigerian Languages Make Up Top 10 Most Popular Languages In All Of Africa by CertifiedFreak(m): 4:40am On Jul 11, 2015
No tribal bias here buh I fail to see why the Igbo language made this list. The Hausa and Yoruba languages I can understand since they transcend the shores of our country but Igbo?
Prolly aided by the country's massive population.
PoliticsRe: Iyabo Said I Was Going To Die In Office – Obasanjo by CertifiedFreak(m): 4:33am On Jul 11, 2015
Silly child. Anyways, I'd always liked this man. From his well timed speeches to the tantrums he throws while defending his. I dare say he's Nigeria's only consummate politician and one of our greater exports.
PhonesRe: What Was The Worst Phone U Have Ever Used... by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:30pm On Jul 10, 2015
Bold2, that phone would frustrate Obama. Bold5s, dark knights keep taking them off me two weeks after their purchase.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Got My Third Job Through Nairaland by CertifiedFreak(m): 2:00pm On Jul 10, 2015
Dude, your issues are fundamental. Three jobs in three years is something not worth celebrating. Stop visiting the vacancy/job section so people with a better grip at handling jobs would do what you can't: hold a job.
RomanceRe: Help!!! My Husband Comes Too Quickly by CertifiedFreak(m): 1:56pm On Jul 08, 2015
Ladies these days be wanting John Cena in their beds.
FamilyRe: My Friend's Wife Is Making Life Difficult For Me by CertifiedFreak(m): 1:27pm On Jul 08, 2015
SpencerLewis:
Ur stupidity no get part 2. Even if he is to cheat on his lovely wife, shd it be with his closest friend's wife.
While I wouldn't deign myself to trade words with a lowlife like you, need I remind you that ma opinion is just that; mine. What you think is your headache. Don't tell me what ma thoughts should be retard.
FamilyRe: My Friend's Wife Is Making Life Difficult For Me by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:55am On Jul 08, 2015
chimkaire:
.... shocked oti ooooshocked
I didn't read of him complaining of "monotony" ooooooo undecided lipsrsealed
Bae, the dude doesn't have to complain of monotony b4 you make the deduction. A lil bird tells me he's having a moral war.
RomanceRe: An Awkward Moment With Your Dad. by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:28pm On Jul 07, 2015
Dude, African dads would blame the kid for this even if it's their personal soap opera.

Anyways, who watches tv with dads these days?
FamilyRe: My Friend's Wife Is Making Life Difficult For Me by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:20pm On Jul 07, 2015
Dude, this is such a non issue. Give in to her advances. You get a dose of fresh punnany and a break from the monotony of marital life.
CrimeRe: Robbers Rape Female Doctors In Calabar by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:29am On Jul 07, 2015
I see no rape story here. Dudes who use catchy headlines tho
EducationRe: 50 Weird Fact You Might Not Know But It Is Completely True by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:56pm On Jul 06, 2015
The sultan part is really whammy. Hell, new veejays when he desires.
PoliticsRe: Sexually-harassed Policewoman by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:55am On Jul 04, 2015
Dude, long story short: straffing on the job is productive to a certain level. It's a norm ingrained in our societal consciousness and those foreign based psychologists would be the first to open their legs if there was an inducement for their jobs.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Signs That Its A GNLD Job Invite.... by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:42am On Jun 16, 2015
Dude, I fell prey to this people once. Dream job, no work experience, a #200,000 monthly pay check, It looked heavenly. Next thing is my in begins to dawdle on the day of the interview. Where is the location, she no gree tell. T'was that office close to Oshodi. I got there, was told the job specification; I doubt if I don vex that line vex b4 for ma life. I wash the instructor, insult my liason. Na security escort me from their premises that day.
CelebritiesRe: Transformation Of An Albino by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:19am On Jun 16, 2015
Ma'am, those are two different individuals ur there. The albino bit in her just can't up and vanish like that even with the aid of makeup.
RomanceRe: MEN ONLY : 5 Foods You Must Avoid Before Sex by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:12am On Jun 16, 2015
Dude, you forgot to add groundnut and that tasty kuli kuli
PoliticsRe: I Registered Some Of Kumuyi's Companies- Tunde Bakare (2014 interview) by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:21pm On Jun 15, 2015
Dude, the Latter Rain pastor's story reeks skepticism. There's definitely more to it than he's saying. Anyways, the Deeper Life church has been known to preach one thing and practice another.
RomanceRe: See The Reasons Why Some Men Would Want To Date A "Tech Girl" -_- by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:46am On Jun 15, 2015
Ma'am, there's this nerdy feel to your postulations.
RomanceRe: For How Long Can She Play Hard To Get??? by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:41am On Jun 15, 2015
Dude, that babe could play hard to get her whole life.
RomanceRe: Please How Do I Get Rid Of Her In My Life? by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:32am On Jun 15, 2015
Dude, she probably can't stand the fact that you've moved on or you're moving on. Me feels she's a tramp playing ping-pong with your emotions.
RomanceRe: My Di*k Reduces In Size When Am About To Penetrate [advice Pls] by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:13am On Jun 15, 2015
Dude, you sure you read the manual(terms & conditons)?
RomanceRe: Photo: Please Take It Easy On My Future Wife by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:58pm On Jun 14, 2015
Dude, this is loco. Your "small pikin" dey shout harder.
Christianity EtcMy Memory Verse by CertifiedFreak(op): 9:26am On Jun 14, 2015
Tough luck; my memory verse is psalm 119. How the Jesus do I go about this in a week?
Christianity EtcRe: Shading And Marking Out Bible Verse For Remembrance. Right Or Wrong + Pix by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:20am On Jun 14, 2015
Dude, that bible is owned by a fine art student.
RomanceRe: Help!!! I Have Grown To Hate Girls by CertifiedFreak(m): 3:43am On Jun 14, 2015
Dude, keep that up. You'll have a few more years yet.

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