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Dude, females are such unpredictable creatures. I'm definitely sure most guys would have had this experience one time or the other albeit with different modifications. Anyways, lick your wounds and move on buh I'm so sure your nuts would shudder next time you cross her threshold. |
Dude, I've seen and heard weird stories but this about shades them all. The beauty of the legal system is without cases like this, we'd have no precedent. This is one case I'd be following keenly. |
Bloggers errywhere. Like a plague they've taken over. |
Dude, the form ain't important. A goat would always be a goat. Someone who's come out of an abusive relationship would be scarred and branded and could definitely expect other guys to be like her ex. Question is what are you gonna do about it: D'you love her enough to conform to her animalistic tendencies? If what it takes to save your relationship is by "beating" her, dude I'd advise you get whips that wouldn't suffer from wear and tear. |
Dude, me don't want no wallpaper, let the edibles start coming in torrents |
Dude, that line's epic. Heck, got me rolling over this crisp white shirt with loads of Feddy's stew. |
Dude just espoused his grave ignorance. And to think he wants to share "his" story with the world |
The second picture though, bound to generate massive sales |
No tribal bias here buh I fail to see why the Igbo language made this list. The Hausa and Yoruba languages I can understand since they transcend the shores of our country but Igbo? Prolly aided by the country's massive population. |
Silly child. Anyways, I'd always liked this man. From his well timed speeches to the tantrums he throws while defending his. I dare say he's Nigeria's only consummate politician and one of our greater exports. |
Bold2, that phone would frustrate Obama. Bold5s, dark knights keep taking them off me two weeks after their purchase. |
Dude, your issues are fundamental. Three jobs in three years is something not worth celebrating. Stop visiting the vacancy/job section so people with a better grip at handling jobs would do what you can't: hold a job. |
Ladies these days be wanting John Cena in their beds. |
SpencerLewis:While I wouldn't deign myself to trade words with a lowlife like you, need I remind you that ma opinion is just that; mine. What you think is your headache. Don't tell me what ma thoughts should be retard. |
chimkaire:Bae, the dude doesn't have to complain of monotony b4 you make the deduction. A lil bird tells me he's having a moral war. |
Dude, African dads would blame the kid for this even if it's their personal soap opera. Anyways, who watches tv with dads these days? |
Dude, this is such a non issue. Give in to her advances. You get a dose of fresh punnany and a break from the monotony of marital life. |
I see no rape story here. Dudes who use catchy headlines tho |
The sultan part is really whammy. Hell, new veejays when he desires. |
Dude, long story short: straffing on the job is productive to a certain level. It's a norm ingrained in our societal consciousness and those foreign based psychologists would be the first to open their legs if there was an inducement for their jobs. |
Dude, I fell prey to this people once. Dream job, no work experience, a #200,000 monthly pay check, It looked heavenly. Next thing is my in begins to dawdle on the day of the interview. Where is the location, she no gree tell. T'was that office close to Oshodi. I got there, was told the job specification; I doubt if I don vex that line vex b4 for ma life. I wash the instructor, insult my liason. Na security escort me from their premises that day. |
Ma'am, those are two different individuals ur there. The albino bit in her just can't up and vanish like that even with the aid of makeup. |
Dude, you forgot to add groundnut and that tasty kuli kuli |
Dude, the Latter Rain pastor's story reeks skepticism. There's definitely more to it than he's saying. Anyways, the Deeper Life church has been known to preach one thing and practice another. |
Ma'am, there's this nerdy feel to your postulations. |
Dude, that babe could play hard to get her whole life. |
Dude, she probably can't stand the fact that you've moved on or you're moving on. Me feels she's a tramp playing ping-pong with your emotions. |
Dude, you sure you read the manual(terms & conditons)? |
Dude, this is loco. Your "small pikin" dey shout harder. |
Tough luck; my memory verse is psalm 119. How the Jesus do I go about this in a week? |
Dude, that bible is owned by a fine art student. |
Dude, keep that up. You'll have a few more years yet. |
