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Pets › Fact About Snakes by cevek11(op): 3:33pm On May 24, 2016
Snakes are carnivores (meat eaters).

Snakes don’t have eyelids.

Snakes can’t bite food so have to swallow it whole.

Snakes have flexible jaws which allow them to eat prey bigger than their head!

Snakes are found on every continent of the world except Antarctica, (the most deadliest can be found in Australia.)

Snakes have internal ears but not external ones.

Snakes used in snake charming performances respond to movement, not sound.

There are around 3000 different species of snake.

Snakes have a unique anatomy which allows them to swallow and digest large prey.

Snakes are covered in scales.

Snakeskin is smooth and dry.

Snakes shed their skin a number of times a year in a process that usually lasts a few days.

Some species of snake, such as cobras and black mambas, use venom to hunt and kill their prey.

Snakes smell with their tongue.

Pythons kill their prey by tightly wrapping around it and suffocating it in a process called constriction.

Some sea snakes can breathe partially through their skin, allowing for longer dives underwater.

Anacondas are large, non-venomous snakes found in South America that can reach over 5 m (16 ft) in length.

Python reticulates can grow over 8.7 m (28 ft) in length and are considered the longest snakes in the world.
Politics › Re: Labour To Proceed On Strike Tomorrow Over Fuel Hike by cevek11: 9:18pm On May 17, 2016
where were they when workers were being owed months of salary?

where were they when staff of companies remained contract staff for years.

Where were they when workers were mistreated and laid off by employers

Where were they when workers were asked to stay at work for more than 8hrs...

abeg what is the full meaning of NLC?

why do they only strike during petrol increase?
Christianity Etc › How Would You Respond To This Angel... by cevek11(op): 6:35am On May 15, 2016
While praying today, an angel appears to you and says you have less than a day to live. Also that God has given the authority to grant you one and any prayer... Warning that a request for additional time on earth is useless...

What would that prayer be?

And yes! The angel had to add the notice seeing that you are a Nairalander (sense people)
Business › Re: Naira Falls To 360 As Dollar Demand Rises by cevek11: 6:21am On May 15, 2016
We are heading into summer, this is expected. However, what happened to the direct conversion to Yuan intended to reduce this?
Politics › Re: Ambode Orders Repair Of Oshodi-Apapa Expressway(pics) by cevek11: 6:03am On May 15, 2016
Who is this guy with yellow shirt? Just de pose de look away... how can he be in front an know where bros Ambo is pointing...

You go know say this a stage performance...

abeg brown road Aguda needs fixing.
Politics › Re: Fuel Price Increase: 200,000 Jobs Will Be Created From It - Lai Mohammed by cevek11: 2:37pm On May 14, 2016
Yes! It will... 200,000 criminals....
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake I Killed This Morning In My Home by cevek11: 2:53pm On May 09, 2016
That's what you get when you don't flush properly... lol
Business › Re: Check Out This Funny Convo Between A Twitter User And Heritage Bank by cevek11: 11:55am On May 06, 2016
What is it you are looking for in the banking hall?

When you can do your transactions online...

No AC for your house ba?

When did this happen so we can blame the government

Juxtified:
lol. I give them 10/10 also.

I hope they won't change this their commendable attitude towards customers when their customer base increases.

I remember GTBank used to be like that until they became 'big boys', now they send you to queue outside the bank, before you now progress slowly into the queue within the banking hall. Not to mention their insulting & lackadaisical attitude.
Nairaland General › Why Do Cockroaches Flip Over When They Die? by cevek11(op): 10:42pm On May 03, 2016
The body of Cockroaches are bulky (composing of 3 heavy body segments) and it supports the body by 6 long thin legs. As they die, they lose muscle-control causing the leg muscles to contract. As a result, the legs are forced to be pulled beneath the body causing them to lose their balance, and then roll over.

Anyway did you know they are the greatest survivors (known to survive nuclear explosions)

They may last for 30 minutes (or more) underwater.

Glue is their favourite food.

Cockroach can still survive without its head. With both the body and the head still able to respond to stimulus through minor reactions such as wiggling of the antenna and the legs. However, the head part will be able to last only for a few hours while a body may last up to several weeks.

Cockroaches can survive without food for a month but will only last one week without water.

Some female cockroaches mate only once and become pregnant for the rest of their lives. (in this economy, you can't have this as a wife)

Cockroaches can basically eat everything due to the presence of various bacteria and protozoa in their digestive.
Career › Re: Masters Or Stay On Job? by cevek11: 6:33pm On May 03, 2016
You can do an online program... If you work in an oil company,
- you have time to read
- fund to start and finish
- laptop for streaming
- all the different vacations are your right to take
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her 37th Birthday Today by cevek11: 5:13pm On May 03, 2016
Was Dwayne (the rock) Johnson there?
Travel › Re: Dangote Trailer In Accident At Stadium Bridge Surulere Lagos (graphic Pics) by cevek11: 3:36pm On May 03, 2016
#SpeedyRecovery and thank God no life was lost.

But if this is me... Na Ford Explorer go be replacement
Politics › Re: "My Heritage Is My Pride" -Fulani Man Says As He Shares Photos Of His Cattle by cevek11: 2:30pm On May 02, 2016
Dollyak:
You guys and cow seems to have so much in common. There is nothing to be proud of as a Fulani as you lots have no history. With that said, it's a privilege to be a Yoruba.
'Dumbly' typed... you do u think you are better as a Yoruba? Abeg! Everyone is equal and should be respected.
Celebrities › Re: I’m Not Teebillz – Illbliss To Punch by cevek11: 3:31pm On Apr 30, 2016
Na auto correct cause am... illBliss is a boss and as the computer no recognise tbills, it changed it....
You sef type tbills it will change... lol
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Really Want A "God Fearing" Man by cevek11(op): 5:12am On Apr 19, 2016
Rexhenrex:
Op read through this thread again! Am sure you don't even understand what u wrote
Why won't she support the man? All those activities made him a God fearing man.
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Relying On Signs And Not Consent Before Having Sex Can Be Misleading by cevek11: 5:01am On Apr 19, 2016
hobermener:
After taking you on a shopping spree, and spending my hard earned cash on you, you still expect me to seek your consent before smashing the punnahuh
Op abeg shift before I slap you angry
Don't know whether to type... no sense or nonsense? If you spend your hard earned money on your mother, or brothers, or sisters, or father, or your fellow guys nko? Smash their *****
Romance › Why Do Ladies Really Want A "God Fearing" Man by cevek11(op):
So the popular advice from loved ones and the religious mentors to ladies seems incomplete without the statement"make sure he is God-fearing".

So it becomes a standard and let's say she finds one... they get married and she moves in with him.

She wanted a God fearing man, got one, but...

1) She complains that he spends too much time in church. So he doesn't go or has reduced his "God's time".
2) he becomes a late goer: For him to make church early becomes a problem as she spends too much time dressing up... and if he goes alone to church, she gets annoyed saying "we are a couple and should be seen go together"

... So why want a God fearing guy, if he ends up a wife fearing man?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady On Twitter Ready For Marriage (photo) by cevek11: 8:44pm On Apr 17, 2016
Am not sure she is serious... if she is she should contact me... I will do small shakara sha... lol
Phones › Re: It's Official, Blackberry Stopped Production Of BB10 Devices: Wave Goodbye!! by cevek11: 4:14pm On Apr 16, 2016
I love my BlackBerry... move to android? We follow at ur pace
#secured android
But th news se fake o!!!
Family › Re: Funny Things Ladies Do During Pregnancy (pics) by cevek11: 1:05pm On Apr 16, 2016
fistonati:
May God bless our women's and give them the strength to scale through
Women's huh
Celebrities › Re: Tope Osoba In Bum Shot On Set (pics) by cevek11: 3:48pm On Apr 14, 2016
Is that part of her belly in the short?
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shows Off His Impressive Muscle Game As Chidinma Looks On (Photo) by cevek11: 2:44pm On Apr 14, 2016
Is that Phyno... Behind
Politics › Re: RRS Enforces Single Lane Queue At Filling Stations In Lagos by cevek11: 1:57pm On Apr 12, 2016
Public Stunt... Na now wey fuel dey them dey come out!which queue de now?
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Prophesies About Attack On Nigeria & Ghana by cevek11: 1:34pm On Apr 12, 2016
Shay they have prayed against it...

We are fine then!!! Abi? huh huh
Nairaland General › What Is Your Favourite Petrol Station by cevek11(op): 12:23pm On Apr 09, 2016
What filling station is your most preferred and least preferred? Let's have 2 options from both category and if possible with reasons...

For me it's...
Best: Forte (organised) and MRS (having fuel even in (crisis)
Worst: Mobile (touts always around) and Oando (fuel doesn't last)
Christianity Etc › What Is The Essence Of Fasting? by cevek11(op): 8:59am On Mar 25, 2016
Should I fast because I need a favour from God or because I want to be more disposed to the will of God?
What really is the primary reason to fast, as it seems most people do it these days to sway God.
Politics › Re: "How APC Destroyed Nigeria For 16 Years" by cevek11: 8:32am On Mar 25, 2016
So we should vote for fresh politicians na! At least them never sabi steal this kin big big money...
Politics › Re: The Injustice Buhari Did To The Genius Of UNILAG - Punch by cevek11: 6:59am On Mar 23, 2016
Na VP Osinbajo I de look... at least him go university?
Autos › Mitsubushi Space Gear 600k by cevek11(op): 5:07pm On Mar 16, 2016
Please call 08033011757

Its a First come, First Serve Transaction

Business › Re: Precautionary Tips To Help Minimize Scam On Your Atm/debit/credit Cards by cevek11: 9:32pm On Mar 12, 2016
Ensure your passwords are not the guessable ones... "like 7777, 0000, 1234, etc... I know I have types some people password already...lol
Crime › Re: Nigerian Policeman Gives His Gun To A Foreigner To Take Picture by cevek11: 4:47pm On Mar 03, 2016
If na me beg this guy to give to use am snap... Na cell I for sleep
Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo, Lai Mo'hamed And Their Deliberate Insult On Nigerians' Intelligence by cevek11: 5:37pm On Mar 02, 2016
Stalwert:
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[s]Shish, how does your poorly reasoned questions addreses the points I raised? Party made a promise which its candidates didn't make. Case dismissed. grin
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#Nepotism

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