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Education / Re: UNILORIN & Tablet PC, Wifi And Sweatshirts: By A Concerned Student Of UNILORIN by cevek11: 2:44am On Jul 14, 2016
BUHARIÌIIÌIIIIIÌII
APC
Federal Government
Phones / Re: How Mobile App Saved Me From Being defrauded of Huge sum by Kidnappers In Rivers by cevek11: 7:33pm On Jul 11, 2016
My concern is that you have password for your video files. Hope he didnt see the porn... lipsrsealed
Travel / Re: 8 People On A Motorcycle On Highway In Kano State. Photos by cevek11: 11:14am On Jul 09, 2016
Did you notice that they are all girls they are carrying

... I leave it there.

PrettyCrystal:
Eight people on one bike...how pathetic.. Following the Ramadan celebration and Durbar festival which has got Muslims in Kano in a festive mood, two young man put the lives of about 6 little children on the line as they were seen going for an outing along Hadejia Road/Ahmadu Bello Way, Kano on ONE BIKE. This is quite shameful considering the fact that any little mistake from rider can land the children in the hospital or even a place worse.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/07/sallah-flexing-see-what-was-spotted.html
Phones / Re: It’s Data Wars In Nigeria And Airtel Is Winning by cevek11: 12:28pm On Jul 08, 2016
Is that 10k for 11gg I see?
kajoula:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin...Glo Unlimited
Celebrities / Re: Emma Nyra Flaunts Black Undies In New See-through Gown by cevek11: 3:03pm On Jul 05, 2016
E remain to blow
Family / Re: "I Have Been Dreaming Of My Mother Recently" - Man Who Lost His Mum Needs Help by cevek11: 2:54pm On Jul 05, 2016
You can choose to dig up the grave for confirmation, if you will recognize her. And if she is there, you need to move on as she would definitely not want you living like this.
Education / Re: Why Do Some States Have The Same Name As Their Capitals? by cevek11: 2:58am On Jun 30, 2016
Nbote:
Dis thread simply highlights the major problem dis country is facing.. Ethnic sentiments. I haven't seen anywhere d OP raised any controversial issue apart from skipping Enugu consciously or not.. Majority of posters jus quickly realised d OP didn't remember to include Enugu while still ignoring d actual question. He jus asked an innocent question but d deep lying sentiments in some of us couldn't jus stay in. D sooner we look beyond ethnic connotations to every little speech, opinion or action, d beta for us and d country at large.
bauchi was also not there.... na u get sentiments... remove the log in ur eye first... can someone not make a honest statement again...
Car Talk / Re: How To Change The Wiper Blades On Your Car (Photos) by cevek11: 7:55am On Jun 28, 2016
A video please ...






Youtube has some
Romance / Re: Another Lanicky Thread by cevek11: 3:45am On Jun 26, 2016
Don Jazzy has spoken... Oya Olamide tweet... no mainland for you again. #street ti take over# lol...

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Politics / Re: #FathersDay: Emir Sanusi's 11 Children. Monarch Shares Pic To Mark Father’s Day by cevek11: 5:37pm On Jun 20, 2016
Na 10 i count oo...
is this a puzzle
Celebrities / Re: Father's Day: Boluwatife's New Photo As Shared By Oluwanishola Ogudugu by cevek11: 5:11pm On Jun 20, 2016
myners007:
Happy Father's day to all the dads in Nairaland. Check my baby pix and that of my adorable and cute son.show some love to me and Kendrick

wettin ou tie for neck... jazz
Foreign Affairs / Re: Orlando Attack: Woman & Her Son Chat Before He Was Shot Dead At Orlando Shooting by cevek11: 8:03am On Jun 13, 2016
iamdstar:



Were you expecting to see correct English being typed by mom and son in their state of panic? O ga o

Or maybe they could take pictures and post MEMEs ... ppl are just unreasonable

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Orlando Attack: Woman & Her Son Chat Before He Was Shot Dead At Orlando Shooting by cevek11: 7:56am On Jun 13, 2016
waice6571:
Fear is evil...!!!!!!!

Hundreds of able bodied youth as against a man with ammunition.

About 50 died and another 50 hospitalized.

I would rather die fighting than die a coward!

Just wondering, had one of them was brave enough to do something, the casualty won't be this terrifying.

Just my thought.

I know that " eni ija o ba, lon pe ara re l'okunrin" yet, your fear is also nursing the fear of resistance.

Why do thief run when he discover that his victims were at alert?.

I just told someone this now now... Before he kills 10 people, we done near am finish... D BLOW GO NEARLY KILL AM... I fit use teeth amputate the guy.... angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Orlando Attack: Woman & Her Son Chat Before He Was Shot Dead At Orlando Shooting by cevek11: 7:55am On Jun 13, 2016
yungpowers:

Death is certain and inevitable, homosexuality is an abomination .
the mother was even aware of the fact that her son was gay.

So as she is aware... What should she do? kill him herself? or put him in prison?

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Celebrities / Re: Solidstar Exposes His Fraudulent Look-alike Impostor (photo) by cevek11: 6:45am On Jun 13, 2016
The babe sef... thought you ladies where more observant.... like una de measure with eye-gauge.

Perfume
Rolex
Footwear
Shades
Ride (as in wettin him go tell you? "I like UBER"wink
Romance / Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Mistress And Beat The Hell Out Of Her (photos) by cevek11: 6:29am On Jun 13, 2016
Which is the wife sef?
Nairaland / General / Determining The Age Of A Tire by cevek11: 5:35pm On Jun 11, 2016
I just heard again, someone saying they were harassed because of this tire expiry thing... and had to lookup this.


Determining the age of a tire is an important factor to consider in maintaining the quality and safety of a vehicle. Until a tire shows visible signs of deterioration, most motorists consider it useable. However as tires age, their quality decreases as a result of weather, storage conditions, and usage. In fact, studies have proven that the rubber components in tires have a tendency to dry up after 6 years, even if they have never been used. This deterioration increases the risk of a malfunction such as a flat-tire or blow-out that would decrease the overall operational safety of your vehicle. Although it is impossible to pinpoint an exact expiration date, as a general rule, all tires (even your spare ones) should be replaced after 10 years from the date of manufacture.
If your tires appear to be in good condition and you are unsure of their age, you can always refer to the sidewall of the tire to find the date the tires were manufactured. The Department of Transportation (DOT) requires Tire Identification Numbers (or Tire Serial Numbers) to be included on each tire. These codes consist of the letters DOT, followed by a series of numbers and letters. For tires that were manufactured after the year 2000, the last four numbers of the code will identify the week and year in which the tires were manufactured. For example, the following identification number indicates that the tires were manufactured in the 51st week of the year 2008: DOT CX8J 3C2 5108. For tires that were manufactured before the year 2000, the date will be represented in the last three digits of thfe tire. For example, the following identification number indicates that the tires were manufactured in the 40th week during the 8th year of the decade (1998): DOT U2LL LQLR 4088.
If you are still unable to determine the age of your tires, consult a professional technician who will be able to tell you when or if your tires need to be replaced

http://m.tires.canadiantire.ca/mt/tires.canadiantire.ca/en/info-centre/tireAge?request-uri=tireAge

Education / Re: POST-UTME Screening Exercise: The University Of Abuja Model by cevek11: 6:32pm On Jun 07, 2016
Hope its wont be all men screening committee like that Uni-Ilorin lecturer shocked
Agriculture / Re: The Lizard We Killed Trying To Eat Our Eggs by cevek11: 6:02pm On May 26, 2016
Not a Lizard Bro... Crocodile or Alligator!
Pets / Fact About Snakes by cevek11: 3:33pm On May 24, 2016
Snakes are carnivores (meat eaters).

Snakes don’t have eyelids.

Snakes can’t bite food so have to swallow it whole.

Snakes have flexible jaws which allow them to eat prey bigger than their head!

Snakes are found on every continent of the world except Antarctica, (the most deadliest can be found in Australia.)

Snakes have internal ears but not external ones.

Snakes used in snake charming performances respond to movement, not sound.

There are around 3000 different species of snake.

Snakes have a unique anatomy which allows them to swallow and digest large prey.

Snakes are covered in scales.

Snakeskin is smooth and dry.

Snakes shed their skin a number of times a year in a process that usually lasts a few days.

Some species of snake, such as cobras and black mambas, use venom to hunt and kill their prey.

Snakes smell with their tongue.

Pythons kill their prey by tightly wrapping around it and suffocating it in a process called constriction.

Some sea snakes can breathe partially through their skin, allowing for longer dives underwater.

Anacondas are large, non-venomous snakes found in South America that can reach over 5 m (16 ft) in length.

Python reticulates can grow over 8.7 m (28 ft) in length and are considered the longest snakes in the world.
Politics / Re: Labour To Proceed On Strike Tomorrow Over Fuel Hike by cevek11: 9:18pm On May 17, 2016
where were they when workers were being owed months of salary?

where were they when staff of companies remained contract staff for years.

Where were they when workers were mistreated and laid off by employers

Where were they when workers were asked to stay at work for more than 8hrs...

abeg what is the full meaning of NLC?

why do they only strike during petrol increase?
Religion / How Would You Respond To This Angel... by cevek11: 6:35am On May 15, 2016
While praying today, an angel appears to you and says you have less than a day to live. Also that God has given the authority to grant you one and any prayer... Warning that a request for additional time on earth is useless...

What would that prayer be?

And yes! The angel had to add the notice seeing that you are a Nairalander (sense people)
Business / Re: Naira Falls To 360 As Dollar Demand Rises by cevek11: 6:21am On May 15, 2016
We are heading into summer, this is expected. However, what happened to the direct conversion to Yuan intended to reduce this?
Politics / Re: Ambode Orders Repair Of Oshodi-Apapa Expressway(pics) by cevek11: 6:03am On May 15, 2016
Who is this guy with yellow shirt? Just de pose de look away... how can he be in front an know where bros Ambo is pointing...

You go know say this a stage performance...

abeg brown road Aguda needs fixing.
Politics / Re: Fuel Price Increase: 200,000 Jobs Will Be Created From It - Lai Mohammed by cevek11: 2:37pm On May 14, 2016
Yes! It will... 200,000 criminals....
Science/Technology / Re: The Snake I Killed This Morning In My Home by cevek11: 2:53pm On May 09, 2016
That's what you get when you don't flush properly... lol
Business / Re: Check Out This Funny Convo Between A Twitter User And Heritage Bank by cevek11: 11:55am On May 06, 2016
What is it you are looking for in the banking hall?

When you can do your transactions online...

No AC for your house ba?

When did this happen so we can blame the government

Juxtified:
lol. I give them 10/10 also.

I hope they won't change this their commendable attitude towards customers when their customer base increases.

I remember GTBank used to be like that until they became 'big boys', now they send you to queue outside the bank, before you now progress slowly into the queue within the banking hall. Not to mention their insulting & lackadaisical attitude.
Nairaland / General / Why Do Cockroaches Flip Over When They Die? by cevek11: 10:42pm On May 03, 2016
The body of Cockroaches are bulky (composing of 3 heavy body segments) and it supports the body by 6 long thin legs. As they die, they lose muscle-control causing the leg muscles to contract. As a result, the legs are forced to be pulled beneath the body causing them to lose their balance, and then roll over.

Anyway did you know they are the greatest survivors (known to survive nuclear explosions)

They may last for 30 minutes (or more) underwater.

Glue is their favourite food.

Cockroach can still survive without its head. With both the body and the head still able to respond to stimulus through minor reactions such as wiggling of the antenna and the legs. However, the head part will be able to last only for a few hours while a body may last up to several weeks.

Cockroaches can survive without food for a month but will only last one week without water.

Some female cockroaches mate only once and become pregnant for the rest of their lives. (in this economy, you can't have this as a wife)

Cockroaches can basically eat everything due to the presence of various bacteria and protozoa in their digestive.
Career / Re: Masters Or Stay On Job? by cevek11: 6:33pm On May 03, 2016
You can do an online program... If you work in an oil company,
- you have time to read
- fund to start and finish
- laptop for streaming
- all the different vacations are your right to take
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her 37th Birthday Today by cevek11: 5:13pm On May 03, 2016
Was Dwayne (the rock) Johnson there?
Travel / Re: Dangote Trailer In Accident At Stadium Bridge Surulere Lagos (graphic Pics) by cevek11: 3:36pm On May 03, 2016
#SpeedyRecovery and thank God no life was lost.

But if this is me... Na Ford Explorer go be replacement
Politics / Re: "My Heritage Is My Pride" -Fulani Man Says As He Shares Photos Of His Cattle by cevek11: 2:30pm On May 02, 2016
Dollyak:
You guys and cow seems to have so much in common. There is nothing to be proud of as a Fulani as you lots have no history. With that said, it's a privilege to be a Yoruba.

'Dumbly' typed... you do u think you are better as a Yoruba? Abeg! Everyone is equal and should be respected.

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