This year... Every power tyrant will know the POWER OF THE PEOPLE!!! Change eternal... let's see if democracy is in Lagos the APC hob... interesting

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Why e no qualify?

My brother, your poverty must be to conspicuous...
well she must like you to pity you

2undexy:
Hello Nairalanders!

I have been dating this my gurl since June last year and we did almost everythin in common.
But the mystery behind our relationship is that she'd never ask for anything nor receive anything I gift 2 her. Though we've never had ssex before cos am not a fornicator.

The only thing she has ever receive from me is #200 airtime, and anytime i want to give her maybe some money or gift, she tells me she is not a materialistic lady that I should keep those things till further notice (imagine?).

Pls Nairalanders, should i back out of this relationship or do you think she's the right girl for me?

I never FTC before so make I FTC for my own post...

Ok, so I was searching for public holidays in Nigeria this year (2015) in order to plan my year and I noticed the subject matter.

Islamic holiday and Christian holiday!!! side by side!!! In this intense election year!!!!!!!!!!!

Say or think what you like... I feel this is God saying Nigerians must live together in peace regardless.

We must see ourselves as humans and leave all differences aside (religious, tribal, etc.)

To further buttress my point... Valentine's day ( promoting true Love) is on a Saturday, giving room for more 'families' to enjoy it ... so this message is for everyone

Amen?
#SayNoToViolence

"DSTV BECOMING PAY AS YOU GO" was a thought that came to my mind when this week I realised that the cable subscription I made last month is expiring and I have not watched more than 3 hours of a month's access. Yes! Yes!! I have heard of mobile devices to connect and enjoy cable services, but then why would want to drive and watch, or work and watch... When I am out-a-home, abeg! I am out-a-home.
Coming home, there is no power to watch...
Ok! Its power, so the cable providers are not to blame. But I would still appreciate the change

why this guy de snap 'abroad' for us...
this can't be Nigeria.
No! it can't be.
I no gree ooo!!!

*denial is for better than depression*

I had a wet dream, woke up, cleaned, changed shorts, and hit the bed again for round two of my sleep. In the morning, remembering I need to wash the shorts this question hit me. "Do females have wet dreams?". Googling for the answer I came across the article below... enjoy (slight modifications made)

Have you ever woken up to find a wet, sticky spot on your underwear or PJs? At first you may have worried that you wet the bed. But if you're going through or have already gone through puberty, you probably had a wet dream.
Doctors call wet dreams "nocturnal emissions." Nocturnal means "at night." Emission is another way to say 'release'.
Wonder what wet dreams are and why you have them? Here are the answers to FAQs that teens and some adults have about wet dreams.

What are wet dreams?
A wet dream is when you ejaculate while you're asleep. Ejaculate means to release semen (the fluid that contains sperm) from your penis. Usually a wet dream happens while you're having a dream about sex. You may not even remember the dream. You also don't have to masturbate to have a wet dream, as ejaculation can occur without touching your penis.

What causes wet dreams?
When you go through puberty, your body starts producing the male hormone, testosterone. Once your body makes testosterone, it can release sperm. This means you'll be able to fertilize an egg if you decide to have a baby in the future. It also means you can get a girl pregnant if you have sex. During puberty, you'll start having erections at different times of the day -- in school, while you watch TV, in the shower, and of course while you sleep. Semen will build up inside your body and one way that semen gets released is with a wet dream.

Is there something wrong with me because I'm having frequent wet dreams?
Wet dreams are a normal part of growing up. There's nothing you can do to control or stop wet dreams. Even if you have a lot of wet dreams it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you (maybe you just like sex too much). Some guys have wet dreams a few times a week. Others may only have a couple of wet dreams during their entire life. Once you start releasing sperm by masturbating or having sex with a partner, you may have fewer wet dreams.

Does everyone have wet dreams?
You have to go through puberty and your testes need to be able to produce sperm to have a wet dream. Wet dreams during puberty are very common.

Is there something wrong with me if I don't have wet dreams?
Not every teenage boy has wet dreams. The fact you don't have wet dreams doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you.

Do girls have wet dreams?
Although girls can't ejaculate, they can have an orgasm during a dream. Girls don't have such dreams as often as boys, though.

What should I do if I have a wet dream?
When you wake up, clean yourself. Wash your penis and testicles with soap and water, including the area underneath your foreskin if you aren't circumcised. If you feel guilty or uncomfortable about having wet dreams -- or about a certain wet dream that you had -- talk to someone. Sit down with a doctor, parent, counselor, or another adult you trust.

The roads everywhere just went bad... holes popping up here and there...
It is terrible this year o!

HARDDON:

she didn't know u were an hunter. u Tot u were been smart by trying to buy her with gifts, She knew n out witted u!

u realised dis too late n den Wano power show?

find ur match puleez n stop rubbing manhood on d dust of humiliation.......

For your village hunter de notify prey ba
You need to see the signs from the start... (two failed sex attempts and you still de chop free)
Take it slow...
Nothing comes free...
Take care

HARDDON:

did she force him into spending his cash on her? if she didn't, why Wud he Wano force his way into her?
though I do understand itz humor shade,
some guys r totally daft. n no matter what, rap3 should never be celebrated

W
wettin u de talk... U r so blind...
So ur advice na to see trap, play enter?
You wan chop run?

I just remember that bovi skit, when the girl dressed like a fish...
No body comment say him wan "kill" or "rape" there ooo... e even de call him friend... gang things!!!

note: we no support rape... but the negative reaction .... haba!!!

A survey just conducted revealed; all those who did not get the joke by adent "Afmag watchers"...

Simple joke... Understanding is so poor...

We have just finished the Christmas and New Year celebrations. And the realities of a new year dawns on us... Yes the hustling begins.

I am at my office trying to strategize how to grow my career when I received a call, from an Engr. Emma (08172955951), claiming he would offer me a Job to supply goods.

Instantly I replied "Oga!!! can you not wait till the July before you attempt to defraud innocent Nigerians?".

For goodness sake, we have just finished spending so much and here this man is, trying to take the little left.

On a more serious note, everyone seeking opportunity to grow this year should take care not to fall for SCAMs like this.

The 10 easily guessed PIN codes that will hand your money to thieves
Analysis of 3.4 million real PIN codes found that people are surprisingly predictable - with a “top ten” of most-used codes which allow thieves an easy “way in”.

The wrong PIN code can leave your money open to thieves (Rex)

Choose the wrong PIN code and a criminal who has stolen your card will be able to simply guess your code - allowing them instant access to your money.

Analysis of 3.4 million real PIN codes found that people are surprisingly predictable - with a “top ten” of most-used codes which allow thieves an easy “way in”.

Almost 11% of the passwords analysed use the code 1234. For a thief or hacker, it's a gift - giving them a one in ten chance to unlock a stolen card on the first guess.

The report by Data Genetics was analysed by America’s Yahoo! Sideshow this week - and found that the least-used code was 8068.

“As noted above, the more popular password selections dominate the frequency tables. The most popular PIN code of 1234 is more popular than the lowest 4,200 codes combined!
That's right, you might be able to crack over 10% of all codes with one guess! Expanding this, you could get 20% by using just five numbers!”

The research analysed 3.4 million leaked four digit passwords to find the least - and most - common.

Nearly a third of passwords - 28.3% - can be guessed using just 20 combinations.

More than 6% of people use 1111, which also provides thieves with a good 'second guess'. Another 2% choose 0000.

As well as single-number combinations such as 5555 and 9999, simple variations such as 1122 are also common.

'James Bond fans may be interested to know 0007 is found at position 23,' say the researchers.

Of the 3.4 million passwords analysed, 8068 was the least-used combination - but, the researchers warn, 'Hackers can read too.' In the wake of the research, it’s now likely that 8068 will be far less secure.

'If you are a consumer and your recognize any of the numbers to be your passwords/pins I hope you apply common sense and immediately change them to something a little less predictable,' writes the Data Genetics researcher.

'Alternatively, you could be lazy and not change things (In that case, at least the only person you are harming with this apathy is yourself.)'

The most commonly used PINS are below:

1234
1111
0000
1212
7777
1004
2000
4444
2222
6969

I have not been as interested as I was when I heard Konga is having the first-of-its-kind black Friday in Nigeria. I registered for updates and signed up for an account. They say Nigerians don't read; I read all terms and conditions relating to the offer, its duration and legibility.

How blind could I have been, cause by the awoff PS4 (60k) and Techno phantom (19k) phone, not to have remembered the Naija touch

Today is the day, 9am is the start time... and all I see is washing machine, flipflop...

The site now has a script that freezes my system.

This is definitely a contender for the must disappointing moments of my life. I guess it's the Nigerian way...

coal_coal:

I just tried it out. I think your internet connection is slow.

Some people eh!!! did interface is great joor... very organised... and analytic.....

I spent minutes admiring and browsing through...

Guy! Na ur connection...

1 John 5:17
All unrighteousness is sin, and there is sin not leading to death.