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@ tkb417,

I can't believe u actually allowed Dr Twit to swing u into Bayern is better than Man Utd. . . . . .
Are u serious?
Okay. . . . .because Bayern won UCL 4 times. . . . .3 of which were won successively by one generation of players. . .(74, 75 and 76).
The other title was won via penalty shoot-out in 2001. . . . . .How does that make em great?

The only team marginally greater than Man Utd is Real Madrid. . . . . They were able to conquer in Europe with 3-5 different generation of players.
MC Omo must be a lummox saying Bayern(UEFA cup candidates) is greater than Man Utd(English giants)!!!!!!!!!
Until Bayern do THE TREBLE. . . . they must not be mentioned in the same breath with Man Utd!!!!
Finances, fan base, popularity and tradition. . . . .Bayern cannot touch Man Utd. .so what the heck are u on about?

@ Codedguy,

I will also stick with El-Apache. His HEALTH alone is priceless. . .forget the important goals he scores every now and then.
The opening goal against Chelsea, the priceless goal against Liverpool, his late goal against SPURS to rescue a point and a host of others.
His energy and the way he buzzes around the pitch makes me laugh. . . . . He is a fighter.
15 goals in his debut season at Man Utd in March. . . . not a bad return. If he adds anutha 5, he would have justified his price-tag by a mile.

@ Cassiel,

Well said. . . . .

I think Torres is every manager's centre forward.
Pace, energy and one of the purest strikers in Europe.
His goal return this season has put him as one of the greats.
The last striker that scored more than 18+ goals in his debut season was Ruud Van Nistelrooy!!!!!!

I know GAYnners will be rooting for Adebayor but Torres beats him hands down.
Torres has actually scored more goals this season than Adebayor in all competitions with a tasty goal ratio.
He is on 24 in 33 games while Ade is on 23 in 36 games plus 2.5 years experience in the PREM.
Torres' goals are also spread across  all the competitions. . . . He was born to do it.
FERGIE messed up giving up on him. . . .  .We shoulda copped him in part exchange with Rossi and 5 million quid.

@ MC Omo,

My popularity? Is that why u are jealous of me?
Leave ma fame out of this. . . . I am famous for the right reasons.
Rabid hound dog. . . it's mysterious the hound dog is more intelligent than a fake doctor.
What does that make u? A lobotomised thirsty Arabian camel.

Unless ur 2nd name is doofus, u cannot compare Torres to any out n out striker in the Premiership.
He is a born predator. . . . . This is his 3rd hatrick this season. . . . and has notched 18 goals.
Apart from our free-scoring winger, Ronaldo. . . . .Torres has the best goal sense in the whole Premiership.
If Rafa wasn't a Arrow . . . . Torres should have banged more goals than this return.

@ Cassiel,

Winning must be a new experience for the Gaynners. . . . .
Ask me, when was the last time they won a game?
You cannot blame these gays for break-dancing . . . . .
It might take anutha 4 games for em to record a single victory. . .

Did u see Torres tearing up the HAMMERS?
He copped anutha hatrick today to take his tally to 18 goals.
Adebayor better watch his black ass. . . . . Torres might beat him to the silver boot.

@ MC Omo,

Nairaland's "resident retard" doctor. . . . . . .

Now i am kicking maself for awarding u a doctorate degree. . . . .I started this Dr. Kit schitzo and i am gonna end it.
I am going to call NHS or NMA to withdraw their cert from u because it seems u have no CLUE.
You are a doctor and yet u assemble the largest number of pillocks in your backyard.
When u cure Debo, Folahann, J Unit and yourself then u can have your certificate back. . .
What a doofus!!!!

Look at this cud-chewing Arrow trying to pass as a normal male.
Who is talking about man boobs here? Are u such a limp wimp?
Le Chac's androgen is at it's very peak so don't get jealous of me.

I wouldn't dispute the fact that u got high level of testosterone but u channel it in a negative way.
Sasha and Flava are actually DRAG QUEENS . . . They told me how they greased your wide canal repeatedly and slipped a cellphone with the aid of a lubricant. . . . . I dont have a problem with your homosexuality, but why hide it?

@ topic,

You are just a pathetic donkey.
No correlations are made here. . . . .I was just letting J-K know that Arsenal have a tougher task than everyone else.
Your squad size is like your cigarette-stub, limp cock. . . . .Anutha hamstring or calf strain will put ur title challenge in jeopardy.

I am in shock a grown up monkey like u cannot read between the lines. . . .
Bookies favour Man Utd, u are still listening to your fortune tellers in Manitoba.
I will remind u when the tears start pouring from y'all gay faces.

Jealous of your sexy face? I am having a laugh!!!!!
Your black skin was the only blow to my theory that u are not related to Thomas Hewitt(Leatherface).
I swear on me life. . . . .You don't need a make-up artist to act any Horror flick. . . . Your face is just perfect for the next BLACK DRACULA.
Shoot! I have an idea. . . . You can also get large goggles, dental braces, dressed up like a LovePeddler and u will pass as UGLY BETTY!!!!

@ topic,

If u are not a sadistic slowpoke, all i was trying to say up there was Arsenal have a huge task to win the title outrightly.
Arsenal have to play 6 away games compared to United's 4 . . .Is that hard for u to figure out?
SKYSPORTS pundits were analysing and PREDICTING where both teams might drop points and your fantasy is Gallas kissing the title!!!
Why don't u tell the FA to hand Arsenal the title and lets start the PREM again next month, u doofus!!!!!!!

You and Dr. Kit are just classic examples of twits that are clueless.
Just because u managed to beat Milan last night. . . . .you are the title favourites in your deluded world.
The next time u come at me with this your appaling views, i will use ma canines to rip your infected jugular veins apart.
Then, tell Dr. Kit to take care of himself first before administering drugs to any patient.
At this point, it's not impossible that one of his sociopathic patients did not bite him.

@ Debosky,

Must u always display your IDIOCY on this forum?
Blimey. . . . .Must one be stupid to support ARSENAL??
Are u this mentally-corrupt u cannot tell your left from right?

2 weeks ago, 5 points CLEAR. . . . .TODAY, A solitary point and u are still standing there with your verminous eyes talking about GALLAS.
GO FIGURE!
Like i said, u need some artificial intelligence!!!!

Food for thunk. . . . . . There's a schitzo that makes sex partners look alike and think ALIKE.
Trust me, as long as u keep sleeping with that CHIMP, u will continue to bleed numbers in your IQ.
I am sure it's running on a negative integer as we speak.

U good-for-nothing pillock with the whiskers of a tabby cat!!!!

@ Novacaine,

I didn't see em coming just like Wenger didn't see the loss against Boro and the points dropped against mediocre teams Birmingham, Blackburn, Pompey and other teams u drew with.

Let it be known that ARSENAL don't have to LOSE a single game to finish 2nd or 3rd.
3 DRAWS = 2 LOSSES.

So add up your draws and tell me how many matches u have lost(virtually).
At the end of the day, they will look at the number of points AND NOT the team who lost more games.

Last time i checked, United have more league victories than y'all gays.

@ Novacaine,

What do u know about RAP?
A kid of 2 knows Snoop Dogg has lost it. . . .
Can u tell me the nous in sensual seduction?
Blimey. . . .Snoop needs to go to Rehab and detox!!!!

@ Loyika,

U are getting it wrong. . . .

The last albums i got on itunes were AMERICAN GANGSTAR(Jigga) and CURTIS(Fiddy)!!!!!!
Ma collection ranges from 92(The Chronic) to 2007(Wyclef's MEMOIR OF AN IMMIGRANT). . . . .
U wont catch me dead listening to Souljah boy, Neyo, Chris Brown or all em Lil pussy, lil crappy or lil mushroomz.

Those twats have nuthing to offer. . . . .Nas was 100% correct when he said HIP HOP IS DEAD!!!!!!
Can u compare READY TO DIE album or Lost Boy's debut album to what we get these days . . . Its ridiculous!!!
I was listening to The Firm album(97) last night and it was so nostalgic. . . all i get to see on MTV these days are T.I and Yung Joc.

When is Dr Dre's DETOX album coming out. . . Maybe he can talk some sense to Snoop Dogg who has gone bonkers!!!
Have u heard sensual seduction? I think that nigga has lost it,
He has gone puppy!!!!

@ J-K,

You seem to be missing the whole picture.

Arsenal:

10 games to go.
6 AWAY games (including trips to OT and SB)
4 HOME games(including Liverpool and Everton)
Paper-thin squad(anutha injury will collapse the team)
Clinched just 5 points in the all important HEAD TO HEAD games.

Man Utd:

10 games to go.
4 AWAY games(including a trip to SB)
6 HOME games(including Arsenal and Liverpool)
A bloated squad that is capable of dealing with injuries.
Clinched a staggering 7 points in the all important HEAD TO HEAD games.

Now tell me. . . . .who has the ADVANTAGE?

@ Loyika,

I am confident of United's monster squad.
The strength of a team lies in its bench. . . . Take a look at our bench last night and compare it to yours.
Blimey . . . . .our fringe players took your 1st team apart in February.

As for the Hammers, we don't take em serious. . . .
Each time they have beaten us in the league, we went on to win the title. 2002/03. . . . 2006/07 and maybe this season.
They might whup us again this season if we have a dead rubber like it was last season.

A fortnight ago. . . It was 5 points difference. . . Today, it's a single point!!!!!
You have anutha banana-skin game at the JJB stadium where the Lactics might break Cesc's legs like Eduardo. 

On a lighter note, have u seen the video of SWEETEST'S GIRL-Remix (Wyclef feat, Akon, Lil' Wayne and Raekwon of Wu-Tang Clan)??
Its the best thing done since the invention of sliced bread.   The song was mixed with C.R.E.A.M.'s original soundtrack.

@ Chuckdee4,

Ronaldo's contribution was better than Fab4's at the Emirates.
He made telling crosses throughout the 1st half. . . one led to a goal. . . .the other 2 were wasted by Wazza and Giggsy.
In the 2nd half, he stole a march on Clichy to TAP-IN Evra's pull back and all this happened at the Emirates.

Shoot! He has now scored 30 goals in 30 starts. . . .
If he eclipses George Best's records and United relegates . . . He will still win the PFA player of the year.
SKY pundits all came to a conclusion that it will take a decade for any midfielder to break his outstanding goal-scoring record!
Arsene Wenger has got his VOTE already. . . . so why are we here discussing him?

@ Loyika,

Stop talking like a ninny.
Old Trafford is a fortress. . . Only 5 goals conceded in the league. . . Just a solitary goal conceded in the UCL.
If that does not tell u something. . . .nothing else will.

Asking me if u have once won at Old Trafford? That was 2002(6 years ago)!!!
Saddam was still in power. . . . . 50 cent was yet to release IN DA CLUB(single). . . . .
David Beckham was still at Man Utd. . . . . France were still world champions. . .That should tell u how long ago that happened.
Remind me . . . . . How many goals did Man Utd put past y'all twats at Highbury in 2005? 4 massive goals.

@ Chuckdee4,

Did u just say Ronaldo was kept under lock and key? I am having a laugh.
He had an assist and scored a goal. . . . .How did he steal a march on Clichy to TAP-IN Evra's pull back?
Go and see the match again. . . . Clichy was doing ball-watching and allowed the Portugese Wizard to steal a march. . . .
Ronaldo made the difference on the day. . . . He kept putting in low crosses. . . . Giggs missed a sitter. .Rooney scuffed one as well b4 the goal.

@ Chuckdee4,

What excuses can u possibly give?

Who wasn''t on show for u at Old Trafford?
Adebayor(Arsenal's saviour), Fabregas(Arsenal's best player), Hleb(Arsenal's maradona), Gallas(Arsenal's Sammer), Toure(Arsenal's rock)!!!
I can go on and on and this team got raped by Nani, Fletcher, JS Park and Anderson. . . . . It's a SHAME on WENGER.

What has Arsenal shown?
One WIN in the last 5 games. . . . . Is that what i should start jubilating about?
The race is not over yet, bruv!!!!!!!
I suggest u go to WilliamHill, Ladbrokes or Bet365 and see what the bookies are saying.

@ Loyika,

Keep deluding yourself!!!!!!

Ferguson said one thing after the VALENTINE'S WEEK MASSACRE of the Gaynners . . .
He said the result was very important because he wants Arsenal to know WAR awaits em at Old Trafford in April.
Arsenal fans were 100% confident they can get a result in at Old Trafford prior the FA cup tie.
The 4-0 mauling has made y'all come back to EARTH . . . . Whether u like it or not. . . . Old Trafford is still a FORTRESS!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Chelsea has spent 250 million quid and they have lost to Bolton, Middlesboro and even Porto under Jose Mourinho.
Real Madrid? I cannot even count the number of shit clubs they have lost to in recent times.
It wasn't 60 million quid of shyte when NANI made your buncha unproven feather-weights look like used sanitary pads.

Your manager was so frustrated he labelled Nani's SKILLS as showboating.
It is no rocket science. . . . .United's young players are better than yours.
Nani-Anderson-Rooney-Ronaldo-Tevez ARE all better than any combo in Arsenal.

PICK THAT OUTTA YOUR NOSTRILS!!!!

@ tkb417,

Nigga whut!!!!!!

I was the 1st dude that predicted Man Utd meeting Arsenal in the FA cup round.
Blimey. . . . I can see through things and i have the hunch we shall be meeting Arsenal in the next round.
United is the most complete team in Europe as we speak. . . . . .

The midfield alone will submerge the whole Arsenal as it was evident in the VALENTINE'S WEEK MASSACRE.
Fletcher, Anderson and Carrick made Wenger's boys look like a pub team. . . . Nani made em look like PUSSIES.
United will take GAYnners apart. . . . . Wenger will pass out if it come to pass. . . I can guarantee those gays that.

@ Loyika,

You are a pillock. . . .
Why are u bringing last season's games here?
What is the difference between United's team last season and THIS SEASON. . . . . 60 million pounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If u cannot see the difference, i suggest u go to the nearest branch of SPECSAVERS. . . They are doing BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!!

@ Chuckdee4,

Those players u mentioned don't play in the same department(DEFENCE).
Take Sagna, Clichy and Toure out of your team and have a re-match with Milan playing Hoyte, Traore and Senderos in the defence!!
Before u do the calculations, the last time u tried that. . . .SPURS won 5-1. . . . . Man Utd won 4-0.
If u apply the same theory to what happened last season at San Siro. . . You would know Milan played a very weak United side.
End of story!!!!

@ Loyika,

You are a big onanist!!!!

U think Ferguson is scared of Arsenal!!!!!!
In his interview last night, he said he would like to meet an English team in the next round.
Blimey. . . . . This won't be an issue of youth versus grannies. . . . .
This will be BULLIES(Hargo/Anderson/Fletcher) over fucking PUSSIES(Hleb/Flamini/Cesc)

@ Akinalabi,

The result at the Emirates galvanised Arsenal to GO ALL OUT FOR IT.
United will do that as well in the same circumstance. . . . It was very simple.
WE MUST SCORE A GOAL TO FORGE THROUGH. . . . . It suited the GAYnners wella and they went to San Siro with a FULL SQUAD!!!!
Only one member of their formidable BACK FOUR was missing. . . . We had 3 missing both ties last season when we played MILAN.

Let the GAYnners BRING IT ON. . . . . . Fergie will be relishing the tie.

@ Chuckdee4,

I will rather have Arsenal than Fernabache.
Ferguson plays GOD with mediocre teams. . . .
Give him a STRONG team with his FIT squad and United will have any team for dinner.

Ronaldo has now scored 30 goals this season(The highest in the whole Europe)
Top scorer in the Barclays Premiership, top scorer in Europe.
Need i say more?

@ Chuckdee4,

HARD PILL for Man Utd? Did u see our bench last night?
United will demolish any English club in this competition.
Last night's win was the 10th consecutive victory at OT equalling Juventus' record. . .
United is one WIN away to break the all-time record.


Saha-Scholes-Tevez-Hargreaves?
United's strength is the key. . . . we didn't have that last season.
Fergie has built a MONSTER SQUAD.

I will have any English team at this stage.
Afterall, United has notched 7 points from 3 HEAD TO HEAD games.
The only points we dropped was against Arsenal at the Emirates(we almost won that)!!!

@ Chuckdee4,

Touche.

I am glad u know one of youse is clearly INSANE.
Me thinks y'all should take J UNIT to Lekki Beach for a comprehensive spiritual bath.
After the cleansing. . . . .he should be made to dance naked at YABA MARKET to banish all the foul spirits polluting him.

How did we play last night?

You guys seem to forget we have done the job at LYON a fortnight ago.
That result clearly influenced our game play last night.
0-0 win was enough to put MAN UTD through so don't compare that with your game against Milan.

Arsenal played 0-0 at the Emirates.
Their mind-set was get a goal at SAN SIRO because y'all guys know u have to SCORE A GOAL to proceed to the next round.
The onus was on AC MILAN as the HOME TEAM to try and force a goal thus leaving their backs exposed for your midfield to slip through.

If the results at the Emirates had ended 3-2 in your favour. . . . .Wenger wouldn't have gone GUNG-HO(He would wanna protect his LEAD).
You guys would have sat back and play 5-4-1 like u did against Villareal some seasons ago.
Every game is different so don't liken United's game with yours.
The last time u came to OT. . . . . We spanked y'all 4-0. . . . If u are confident, Pray we meet in the next round.

@ Eldee,

Honestly, i wanna meet Arsenal at this point.
You know Man Utd is capable of beating any English club in the Premiership.
Nani-Tev-Roo-Ron-Anderson-Scholes(this combo will KILL any team in the world).
UNITED HAVE GOT THE KILLA SQUAD!!!!!!!

@ Eldee,

U never know what AC Milan can do if we meet em in the S/Final or the Final. . . .
Ferguson knows what Arsenal can do. . . .United will have the edge over your team in both legs.
United is mixed with youth, strength and experience. . .

U have Fab4, Clichy and Theo. . . .we have got Anderson, Nani and Ronaldo!!!!!
The last time both teams met. . . . . Arsenal were whupped 4-0.
Trust me, the last team Wenger wanna meet now is Man Utd.

If u dont believe me. . . . ask the bookmakers.
Favourites in the EPL, UEFA and the FA cup.
Its a wonderful feeling supporting Man Utd.

@ tkb417,

Are u surprised GAYnners are gloating?
They did the same thing when they eliminated Burnley in the FA cup. . . .
You can never keep them silent . . . . . That is why they are called GAYnners.
I am confident they will meet their waterloo in the next round of the UCL.

@ Coded guy & J-K,

Wazza should be left alone working on his finishing throughout today.
I dunno what came over him in the last 4 weeks. . . . He cannot even beat goalies in one-on-one situations anymore.
Tell me how RUUD will not put that chance in the back of the net. . . . .

Ronaldo is just phenomenal. . . . . 30 goals in 30 starts this season from a winger. . . .
Hleb, Rosicky, Adebayor and Walcott will be scratching their heads. . . .
George Best's record is about to be smashed in the coming weeks. . . Ronaldo will score 40 goals this season!!!!!


Arsenal played against Grannies. . . . Milan has aged in the last 12 months.
I saw the end of an era last night at San Siro. . . Their performance this season has been shocking.
Celtic have beaten em. . . . teams like Empoli, Roma and Catania Calcio have all beaten em at San Siro. . . The team should be revamped.
They have only won 11 out of 26 SERIE A GAMES. . . .This result should not flatter ARSENAL at all. . . . .

Personally, i will love Man Utd to meet Arsenal in the next round. . . .
Let Fabregas and Flamini face Carrick/Anderson like they did in the FA Cup.
This buncha players were the same players United's kids pulverised at OT reducing Arsenal to kung-fu masters. . . .
Arsenal eliminating Milan is a bonus for Man Utd . . . . I'd rather we meet Arsenal in the Semis or Final than AC MILAN.

@ Debosky,

I think you need to get yourself some artificial intelligence with the proceeds.
Secondly, u need a plastic surgery to remould ur face.
If u weren't a negro, i would take a bet that u are related to Charlie Chaplin with those verminous eyes of yours.
What a minger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Rasputinn,

What has ATM gotta do with card thingy?
Are u naturally stupid or your STUPIDITY is environmentally-induced?
Debosky, we have anutha muppet. . . . Folahann, J UNIT and now this eunuch!!!!!!
It's becoming a norm for GAYnners to ooze of IDIOCY.

rasputinn:
Are you sulking?what d'you mean by "internalise pain by blocking it out"Methinks that's a dangerous proposition man,you gotta stand your ground,you may choose to be selective about posts you read though and those you reply.So because of use of gutter language by chacal,you ran from your thread?Dont you know he is not to be taken serioulsy?it's just because nairaland has no enforeceable age restriction,that's why children like chacal can hop in.

You are a bloody person !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Niggaz like u shine shoes in Cambodia. . . . .
U can go to the loser of ur Dad to come hold me down because i am young and more intelligent than ur whole pedigree.
I use gutter language? Gutter language is the only language a slave like u understand.

@ MC Omo,

U won. . . . .congratulations.
I still maintain this was the same team that bowed down to Nani, Fletcher and Anderson.
Arsenal took advantage of a very old MILAN team. . . . . .Calculate the average age of both teams and get back to me.

Ooooops, i am going to the ATM to get some money to buy u some artificial intelligence.
Nobody sucks cock better than u do. . . . .Thats why they call u the MC(mega-cock)!!!!!
Enjoy your night. . . . .United won, Arsenal won.