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Intimidated cos a gurl is tall? I think NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Short guys don't dig TALL GIRLS cos the society frowns at it a lil' bit.
A man is expected to protect his woman but the theory of TALL GIRL/SHORT GUY puts a hole in that theory.
Besides, women dont generally like short men . . . so the problem is in the woman and not the MAN.

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can only say y'all are not looking in the right places.
U can still find good girls here but the rate at which they are getting adulterated is alarming.
Dig deep, brethren!

@ Ritchboy,

Transfering and editing is cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is as simple as that.

I dont have to worry about January transfer window as United don't really do January deals like others.
Why do i have a feening all your players have been hyped up to the point that Adebayor can score a goal from the centre circle?
Anyways, lemme know when u connect to the web. . . . I cant wait to have ma HOLY TRINITY put 6 goals past y'all robotic defence.

@ Ibime,

Spot On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously, Jose Mourinho started the rot Chelsea found itself now. . . .
It was clearly evident that Mourinho had nuthing more to offer at the start of the season before he was sacked.
Have y'all guys forgotten Mourinho lost to Villa and drew with Rosenborg before he was sacked??
What is to say Mourinho would be leading the table if he was still here? Chelsea fans must realise other teams have stepped up as well.

United spent 60 million pounds on a team that won the Premiership last summer. . . .What does that tell u?
How do u begin to explain the acquisition of Kalou, SWP, Sidwell, Ben Haim and Pizzaro?
80% of Chelsea's best purchases were made by Claudio Ranieri. . . Jose does not have the eagle-eye to spot talented players.
All he ever seems to do is to whine and moan about tight budget. . . A good manager should be able to manage on a tight budget.
He could have sold some players to cop good money to buy new players instead of moaning to Roman Abrahamovic.

Avram Grant has been forced to inherit Mourinho's expensive flops.
Chelsea is too mechanical. . . their main objective is to stop their opponents from playing and score one or 2 odd goals and flatten out the game.
Grant will be judged when he buys his own players that will fit into his own style of play. . . .not a lot has changed, still the same JM's Chelsea.
The only player that has flair in the whole Chelsea set up is Joe Cole. . . Robben shouldn't have been sold(Anutha Mourinho error).
Letz see where Avram can take this team to by May. . . .then we can really dig into where, when and how it all went wrong for Chelski.

@ Presido1,

Dont mind those GAYnners. . . .
They have the largest assembly of ninnys and they hurl tosh all the time.
Me thinks most of em are on DRUGS or they are just mentally-challenged. . . .

Anyways, what's next now?
We play Derby and Bolton in the EPL . . .
United have their destiny in their hands if they are to win the Premiership.
If we WIN the next 10 games then the TITLE is heading back to OT(it's as simple as that).

You reckon?

3 weeks ago, he knocked out an Arsenal team that twats like u rate so high with his 2nd team. . . Results at 1st half was 3-0.
I cannot say he has lost it. . . . . .What happened could have happened if Van Der Sar was in goal. . .
Fergie is very much in control. Last time i checked, he is still the defending champion. . . .
Tell us the last time Wengay won anything meaningful as a football manager.


A visually-impaired referee failed to give United a well-deserved penalty but showed a RED CARD to KitKat even when Rooney was the last man.
Shit happens,  . . .  Based on what i saw today, this is easily United's best attacking football this season.
I am proud of the lads. . . . I doubt u can say the same when GAYnners lost at OT and WHL when u got bludgeoned.
You can rant, bleat, gibber and scream. . . . . United are better than Arsenal!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Dont even try to be smart, u idiot!!!!!!!!!!
How does normal substitution spell a good omen for Arsenal? Am i missing something?
You think u can twist the facts? I am way too smart for that. . . .Try that stinker with J Unit or Folahann not Le Chac.

Van Der Sar's sub was tactical so there was no way it could have been a good omen for u because he will be playing the next game.
If u cannot spew the language, do it in Yoruba or go and jerk off to function normally. . . .
You cunt, be honest for once. You thunk it was VDS that saw RED?? innit??

debosky:
more red cards please . Chelsea lost Cech and lost, MU lost Van der Sar and lost. . .these are good omens for Arsenal's title push.

Always check the facts before u hurl your trumpery.
Van Der Sar was subbed at Half-time. . . . It was Kusczack(KitKat) that saw RED not Edwin Van Der Sar, u pillock!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are u this fickle? I used to think you are one of the few GAYnners with horse sense. . . . . I am disappointed.

When u see Van Der Sar in the next game against Derby County. . . . Go on RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!
All the BIG 4 are out of the competition and ARSENAL were the most disgraced. . . . .
United lost 0-1, Chelsea lost 0-1, Liverpool lost 1-2 and the mighty GAYnners lost 0-4.

@ Cassiel,

Why don't u tell him to go play with his cock-head while thinking about Adebayor's butt!!!!!!!!!!
Debosky is a heterophobe. . . . .He loves MEN.
He didn't see the GAME . . . .He was busy shafting a GAYnner's butt while the game was on.
The Arrow only checked SOCCERNET after recovering from his refractory period in one of his ferocious anal bashing!!!!!

kesyboy:
I believe all Arsenal haters will shutup their dirty mouths after we were able to defeat almighty Man Utd in San Siro
following the recent blast given to Man Utd & Chelsea at the FA cup.
Ha Ha Ha!!!

Anutha evidence that all the autistic savants of Nairaland are GAYnners.

@ Debosky,

Stop spewing like a complete saphead.
Are u saying Ronaldo's foul should be ignored because Arsenal wasn't given a penalty?
Blimey. . . . .are u this deluded? Apparently, 2 wrongs do make a right in your world just like 2 cocks make a shag for you.
Bloody cunt!!!!!!!!!!

United were knocked out by dodgy referee decisions. . . . . .Ronaldo should have had a penalty.
KitKat shouldn't have been sent off. . . . .Anderson and Rooney were behind KitKat. . . . KitKat wasn't THE LAST MAN.
I can go on and on but there's no point. . . . . . THE TREBLE still evades every team in Europe(United still the last team that WON it).

Food for thunk: Everyone will start afresh again next season but it will be noted Arsenal were humiliated by SPURS and MAN UNITED in 07/08!!!

@ nateevs,

I was gob-smacked when the referee blew the final whistle.

What was that about?
Avram Grant has no clue at all. . . . . .This is the 2nd disappointment in 2 weeks.
Did he under-estimate Barnsley or he just lost the plot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jose Mourinho may be everything bad in the dictionary but there's no way MOURINHO could have lost today against Barnsley.
Anyways, keep your chin up!!!!!!!!!
It's a cup tie. . . . . .This is what the competition is all about.

This is becoming embarrasing!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Banderas,

Which is worse?
United's loss or Chelsea's(if the results stay this way)  

Barnsley 1-0 Chelsea.

@ Ritchboy,

I am more disappointed in u.

U are using edited players on PES5?
Tell me. . . . how is that fair to the peops u are playing.
U built WALCOTT and u pushed all the data up. . . .
99 for strength, goalsense, agility, speed, acceleration etc. . . .
U are a cheat. . . .

Why go thru all that stress when u can buy the latest version of it.
Granted, PES6 is shyte but then. . . .PES 2008 is not too bad.
Get your copy and stop cheating.
Transfering players too does not really show fair-play.
Torres at Athletico Madrid in 2005 is different to today's Torres.
Adebayor in France is not the same Adebayor of Arsenal today.
Get yourself UPGRADED, mate!!!!

@ Doyin13,

I wouldn't know about it. . . . .

Warri, Warsaw or Woolwich. . . . Its none of ma business.
Just keep your limp willy outta ma way.
Bloody sexual deviant.

@ Delbizzle1,

Bitch, shut ur fucking trap and move over . . .
Who gives a rat about what u do or don't do?
The last time u came to OT. . . . .U got raped relentlessly by Park, Fletcher and Anderson.
Bring y'all bitch-asses again and let me boys split y'all open like body undergoing surgery.

@ Akinalabi,

It was day-light robbery.
The decisions were horrendous. . . . .How KitKat got a RED CARD was beyond reasoning.
Anderson and Wazza were behind him and besides. . .Milan Baros played for the dive. . . KitKat didn't touch Baros.
Shyte happens. . . .United will move on.

@ Delbizzle1,



Did i touch a sore nerve. . . . . You disappeared for 45 mins to meditate on those body blows?
Come on, cunt. . . . keep your chin up.
Your dad is a classic definition of a DOLT . . . .

I do accept defeats but this one was aided by a visually-impaired referee. . . . .Ronaldo shoulda been awarded a penalty.
Man Utd outplayed, outfoxed and outthunk Pompey but sometimes u need a bit of luck.
Pompey rode their luck and WON. . . . . End of!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Doyin13,

I have no biz with ur limp cock. . . .
U can stick it in a hippo's butt for all i care.
Blimey, stick it in Delbizzle's slim anus.

@ Cassiel,

That was HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toilet paper to clean his pre-ejaculates when he is done jerking off with ANTIFREEZE?

@ Delbizzle1,



Did i touch a sore nerve. . . . . You disappeared for 45 mins to meditate on those body blows?
Come on, cunt. . . . keep your chin up.
Your dad is a classic definition of a DOLT . . . .

I do accept defeats but this one was aided by a visually-impaired referee. . . . .Ronaldo shoulda been awarded a penalty.
Man Utd outplayed, outfoxed and outthunk Pompey but sometimes u need a bit of luck.
Pompey rode their luck and WON. . . . . End of!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Doyin13,

I have no biz with your limp cock. . . .
You can stick it in a hippo's butt for all i care.
Blimey, stick it in Delbizzle's slim anus.

@ Doyin13,

Respect yourself. . . .
No team in Europe is winning the TREBLE this season.
The last team that achieved that in any GRADE A league was MAN UTD . . . .
Does that give u penile erection?

@ Cassiel,

Novacaine is the leader of the famous association of mental handicaps.
He is dyslexic, myopic and moronic.

@ Doyin13,

It's not your fault.
All pompey fans should suck on the referee's cock tonight. . . .He gave y'all the victory.
Baros dived and got a penalty, Ronaldo was fouled and he got ZILCH.
Shit happens. . . .United has moved on.

@ Novacaine.

Trick please? Must u copy Hip-Hop lyrics to diss?
How more slothful can u be? Mess? Stop nibbling at ma lyrics. . . .try and be original for once in ur bitch life, cunt!!!
No brain, no horse sense and no mother wit.
You are just a flighty scatterbrained cretinous gay.

@ Cassiel,

Doyin's fly is out in the open.
He is holding his limp willy with force and jerking off in the cold winter.
Lets hope he doesn't suffer a massive heart attack at the point of orgasm.

@ Eldee,

No excuses. . . .
There are some victories that feel like losses and vice versa.
On the day, United deserved to go through. . . . .We were robbed today!!!!!!!!

@ 4 play,

The criteria required to be a GAYnner is an extremely low INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT.
Do the math. . . . . .How many Arsenal fans are on this forum? How many of em are intelligent?

Use the ratio in Man Utd and even Chelsea and see how far we are ahead of em in this forum.
These mentally-subnormal goons need to get an avalanche of artificial intelligence from EA SPORTS.

@ joe b,

This is not the time for recrimination.
We shall sort that later.

@ Novacock,

Schooling? I am having a laugh.
Ma little finger is smarter than your whole body. . . . What have u said today that showed u are any astute.
Stupidity runs in your body like RED BLOOD CELLS, you castrated simpleton!!!!!!!!!!
It has nuthing to do with u. . . . when 2 disparate sex cells(poisoned nuts X ovarian cyst) come together. . . The result is always catastrophic.

Get gang-banged. . . . .Is that what u learnt from that loser u call your dad. . . .
For Bleep's Sake, think before u hurl your balderdash about what kind of babes u pick up. . . .
Where is the cock u use to screw sluts, u deranged eunuch. . . .

Your momma bit up the cap of your cock in one of those hungry night of hers,  . . . .You can't screw because u got no cock. . .
I can post a strap-on via TNT if u leave your address in your next comment.
Bloody doofus!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Doyin13,

You have about 30 mins more to GLOAT . . . . .You are clearly running out of time.
What do u really need to jerk-off. . . . A KY Jelly or a mixture of Petrol and ANTI-FREEZE?
Take it easy, bruv . . . . . .self-service with DELIGHT.

@ Novacock,

You are still here. . . . I don't think u should.
You need to show us your certificate of improvement in the USE OF ENGLISH before u can dine with Nairaland chronicles.
Get some adult education if u are too shy to go back to primary education.
Bloody ass-wax, u think u can hurl applesauce here and go scot-free. . . . . .Your ass is toast!!!!!

@ 4play,

Novacock was busy shagging his neighbour's pig when his mates were doing algebra in school.
He didn't make hay while the sun was out. . . . .You don't really expect a man with a negative integer IQ to function properly.
Blimey. . . . this Arrow was a product of 2 disparate sex cells. . . . He will never amount to anything.
He should just live half of his life and throw the rest away.
Fucking lummox!!!!!

@ Novacock,

For an animal that fellates on any animal on the street, i shouldn't even be trading words with ya.
Were u not caught raping your neighbour's cat? What gives u the right to hurl your trumpery here when u are clearly FERAL.
It's not your fault. . . . .This is one of the many disadvantages of the internet. . . .
When a Arrow functioning on a single digit IQ gets close to a keyboard. . . .The result is inevitable.


@ A-40,

I am not in anyway disappointed with em players.
Le Chac cannot fault any player at all. . . . .Those guys epitomised STRENGTH, TACT and STEALTH.
I am proud of em. . . . .Its different to Arsenal's humiliation at White Hart Lane and the devastation at Old Trafford.
Agreed?

@ Radiant,

Just get ur pop-corn and soda. . . . .Fasten ur seat belt and enjoy the SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!
This is how we do. . . .

@ Ritchboy,

I will have El-Apache anytime of the day.
He is a Nazi tank.

@ Doyin13,

U got 40 mins more to gloat this rare victory.
The last time u done it was 19-fifty sumthing so put ur zippers down, take ur cock-out and self-service with glee.
It's your day!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Ass-40,

Maybe u need to lie down cos your trisomy 21 is kicking again. . . .
Do u get your regular SHRINK visits or it's down to fasting and praying.
Whichever it is, i can guarantee u it's not working so please try the other option.

This is not an election speech. . . . Harry Redknapp also said he rode on his luck.
It was a very rare victory and shiznit happens in football.
Your team was beaten BLUE BLACK at Old Trafford and that gives me more consolation than ur heresies.

@ Radiant,

See us . . . see trouble o.
All these twats won't let us be cos we was robbed.
How is your day going?

@ Ritchboy,

We was robbed. . . . . .I will raise ma hands up if we were beaten without controversies!!!!!!!!!
Coventry thrashed us silly. . . .Man City outplayed us. . . . West Ham whupped our backsides but Pompey robbed Man Utd.
You need to see the game to understand. . . . . Pls go and check the stats.
Ronaldo should have had a penalty as early as the 3rd minute.

@ Doyin13,

Your access will expire soon.
It's better u spew all u wanna spew before i block your access and diss ur gay ass.
Bloody pick-pockets. . . . . . .We shall be back next season to give y'all a hiding.
Good defending, though!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ A-40,

U are a grandpa and maybe partially blind.
If u had seen the game, u wont be here spewing fuckeries. . . . .
Ask Banderas, he knows United was robbed. . . . . Take a cue and watch instead of reading what u see on DAILY TRIBUNE.
RoosterDrinker!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

THE HOLY TRINITY did not finish 90 minutes.
Tevez was subbed so THINK before u spew. . . . . . .U are deteriorating by the day.
I have warned u to stop SHAGGING that thieving CHIMP.

@ Delbizzle1,

Look at this son of a retard spewing fuckery. . . . .I know about ur parents cos i read the news everytime.
U really need to work on your English cos i cannot be a brethren(plural). . . . .
If only your parents afforded u the necessary primary education, u won't be here spewing like a deranged hippo.
It's about to HIT u in the chest. . . . lemme deal with bigger preys first.

@ Bandit,

Unfortunately, thats football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even with skills, stealth and powerplay. . . . .U still need a BIT OF LUCK.
I couldn't blame any of the 14 players that played for Man Utd today. . . . everyone was brilliant.
Chances were created, chances were lost, dodgy decisions were made but i am proud of Man Utd.
Beating ARSENAL 4-0 is like winning the FA cup title. . . . .I'd rather lose to POMPEY than lose to Arsenal!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ A-40,

What the Bleep are u yapping about?
United is the last team to win the TREBLE in Europe(9 years ago).
Why don't y'all pathetic team give it a shot anytime soon. . . . . .Y'all buncha gays.
We lost a game in which we outplayed, out-thunk and outfought Pompey . . . .They scored via a penalty(dubious).
I am STILL PROUD OF MAN UTD PLAYERS.
It was a heroic performance so TAPE IT SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Novacock,

I am full of BARKS and no FIGHTS.

Blimey . . . . . .Do i look like ur moronic FATHER who fires blanks in ur momma's anal cavity. . . .
U are not frustrating anyone. . . . .If i am frustrated, i wouldn't be here killing y'all cunts.
If u think u got something in ur saphead then BRING IT ON. . . . . .
I am still here saying ur whole PEDIGREE are ninnys. . . . .Whatchu wanna do about that?

@ delbizzle1,

With all due respect, i think ur blind Daddy is the tosser here. . . . .
You are a cunt and everything related to ur genotype is stupid. . . . Why are u blind to see?
Do i fucking blame u? Most of y'all kids go to soccernet and BBC to see the results and u open ur mouthz like drunkards after 90 minutes.

Forget about the 14th. . . . .we shall take care of that.
The same team beat Arsenal 4-0 in the same competition. . . .I don't care if we get beat by Pompey. . . .
United is still the last team in the world to WIN THE TREBLE.

@ Novacock,

You are a fool. . . . .The foolish genes were transfered from your great great grandfather as he was a product of a cheap drunk Bleep.
Your 12 yr old cousin is a baboon in the London Zoo. Captured in one of em Kenyan jungles. . . . .
Stop opening ur gay mouth if u aint got nuthing to say.
United lost 1-0. . . . .Arsenal lost 4-0.
What else do u need ? A PDA?

@ Banderas,

I will reserve ma comments. . . . . Arsenal lost woefully. . .
United lost with 10 HEROES. . . . A visually-impared referee should take the blame not Man Utd players.

@ Tosinadeda,

Do u agree u are a product of a cheap drunk Bleep?

@ tosinadeda,

Your father is the frustrated CUNT. . . . .
If he had any family control lessons, he shoulda used a condom instead of shooting his Y chromosomes in ur momma's alleyway.
U lost 4-0 in the same competition and had no corner kick in the whole 90 minutes.
United lost to a dubious referee.

@ Doyin13,

Gloat and gloat on. . . . It's your day.
U have been given the license to gloat.

@ Bandit,

Arsenal lost 4-0 . . . . . They were losing 3-0 at half-time before Eboue got carded.
Milan Baros dived. . . . .He ran into KitKat and played for the dive.
If that was a penalty then Ronaldo should have had a penalty.

Look at these bastardos opening their mouths like they got the diarrhoea of the mouth.

Man Utd lost to a penalty kick and u are busy ejaculating like twats.
United played very well and lost not to Pompey but to a visually-impaired referee.
Shit happens. . . . .United lost and we are moving on.
The last time i checked, Arsenal lost by 4-0. . . . . .we lost 1-0 with 10 HEROES.
If y'all have problems with that. . . . You can suck Harry Redknapp's cock.

P.S. JACKAL IS HERE NOW. . . . .IF U CANNOT STAND ANY INSULT, IT'S ADVISABLE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING.
IT'S ABOUT TO GET REALLY UGLY. . . . . ALL FRAGILE HEARTS ARE WARNED.
THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Doyin13, U have always been a POMPEY fan so u are allowed to GLOAT.
OTHER COCK-SUCKERS, BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!