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@ Ritchboy,

Don't make me SLAM your head with a claw-hammer!!!!!

PES 5 was 2005 . . . . .  .
As at then, there was no Tevez, Torres, Santa Cruz, Anderson, Adebayor and Eduardo in the Premiership. . . .
How do u cope using Henry and Pires @ Arsenal in this day and age?
You need to upgrade yourself. . . . .GET FIFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIFA 08 is not about being flashy . . . . It's just top draw from graphics to player's artificial intelligence.

Of course, it can be done.

However, the keyboard has to be PS3 compatible.
U can either connect via USB cable or Bluetooth.
Do the pairing and follow the instructions on your TV screen. . . . .

tosinadeda:
Chacal once arsenal is involved,u talk from your arse!

You are a complete doofus!!!!

Eduardo is not the first player that suffered from this horrific schitzo. . .
Players get chopped down every now and then and Arsenal players are not saints when it comes to playing dirty.
Blatter is a Arrow for even saying Martin Taylor should be banned for life. . . He should keep his honkey nose outta England.

@ Radiant,

It's ok!!!!!
I got nothing against you.

@ Joe B,

I am fine. . . . .counting down to the kick-off against Pompey.
Besides, i am also praying Wigan can nick points off Gaynners.
Who knows. . . . . Agahowa might break Flamini's legs.

@ Ritchboy,

FIFA 08 compared to PES 5? You are taking the piss.
Although it depends on the platform you are playing it on.
FIFA 08 on PS3 console is the best invention of any football game since God evicted Adam and Eve in Eden.

The game-play, Player's artificial intelligence and commentaries are just top draw.
What's more. . . .It's HD(high definition) and the pictures are clearer than watching a game at Old Trafford.
The only issue i have with it is the analog controls . . . .It's fuckery. . . i can't play football with thumb-sticks . . .Its nonsensical.
I hope they change that feature in FIFA 09.

@ Cassiel,

MC Omo is a gate crasher!!!!!

Mourinho is a brilliant manager but his excesses would damage United's reputation. . .
He will go to the media and say Louis Saha has a low IQ or Wes Brown is a class D egg and O'Shea is a NBA player.
Jose lacks man management skills. . . . .He doesn't know when to praise/scold his players. . . .He is too wild for ma liking.
Unless he won't be the one doing the manager's conference and interviews.

Marcello Lippi is Ferguson's friend. . . . .I wouldn't mind experienced hands like his. . . . He should be considered.
Carlos Queiroz musta learnt one or two things under Ferguson as well and i am sure he will preserve United's ALL-OUT ATTACK tradiiton.
Eric Cantona? Anyone agree with me? I think he will be fyne as well. . . . .
I hope Guus Hiddink will be available by then too. . . . .He is a genius!!!!!!
United should be fine. . . . .Fergie won't leave his lads now. . . He would stay with em for anutha coupla years so they can mature fully!!!

@ Akinalabi,

Sepp Blatter is a schmuk!!!!!

I think he's got so much time on his hands to spew trumpery at every given opportunity.
Still cannot understand how that Arrow became FIFA President. . . . .
He is so clueless. . . . . .A Nigerian will do better in the same position.

@ Ritchboy,

U don't get it, do u?
I was on world class on FIFA 07 and PES 6. . . . . .I can take out your ass in 45 mins.
The game is so easy for me to play i can score 10 goals against u if i am blindfolded.

On FIFA 08 on a PS3 console, the controls are different.
Sprint is R2. . . . The directions are now analog instead of the digital i am used to.
I am just learning to play analog. . . . .and it's so difficult to control the ball or sync good passes together.
Started with amateur difficulty but i am on Semi-pro now. . . . .In 2 weeks, i will be on WORLD CLASS(practise makes perfect!!!)

PES 5 is great but u need to see FIFA08 . . . . .It's the best football game ever made.
FIFA 07 was the first time FIFA series outsmarted Konami's PES series. . . . PES6 is the worst game ever made.
I thunk Konami would step up their game and challenge FIFA this year but nah. . . . . .they disappointed their fans.
FIFA 08 all the way. . . . . U need to listen to Andy Gray & Martin Tyler's commentaries . . . . U will ejaculate(esp when u are a GAYnner)

FIFA08 is the best game ever. . . . . . . . . .

Too bad i use a game-pad but i am not used to the analog settings.
I am crap with analog and those twats that developed FIFA08 completely took out the digital control.

Pro Evolution 2008 is a crap game but the controls can be used digitally.
I think u really need to start from scratch . . . i have been doing that with FIFA 08.
Start with the amateur DIFFICULTY LEVEL till u get used to it and then proceed.
I am on Semi-pro now. . . . .Try and connect to the net so i can whup your Arsenal ass anytime.

January 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We Capricorns are the best. . . . .

Why Do Guys Lose Interest In Relationships After The Chase?

Guys cannot disobey the simple laws of nature.
The novelty surrounding a new relationship wanes after a while. . . .
It's just like getting a new car. . . . .in the 1st few weeks, one can't take their hands/eyes off it but after a while the schitzo fades out.  

@ MC Omo,

We can never see things the same way.
You support a shyte club(ARSEnal). . . . For fans like u, Bayern will appear GREAT.
For a fan like me. . . . .Bayern is shyte!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The mark of a great club is the ability to compete at the top level SEASON IN SEASON OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bayern has failed to achieve this in recent times. They are now called HOLLYWOOD FC.

Don't even go to me logic.
Everyone knows you are the most idiotic poof on this forum.
Why ain't i surprised? Sperm-flakes now occupy where your brain used to dwell.
i think u need to lie down. . . . . U sound wasted, tired n knackered.
It must be tiring functioning on a low digit IQ.

@ Akinalabi,

Spot on about Wesley!!!!!!!!!

He is very solid defensively but watch him when he is on the attack. . . .
Brown is not confident with his crosses. . . . he always take an extra touch then pass the ball backwards(irritating)!!!!
Put Gary Neville in that situ and watch Gazza bend a beauty into the penalty box. . . . .I miss GAZZA.

Rio and Vidic's partnership is the best in the country. . . . .
They complement each other like Nesta and Stam in em days.
The way they have tighten things at the back all season has helped United's cause a lot.

@ Akinalabi,

Spend that money!!!!!!!
Don't worry. . . . .You will tell your grandchildren about the OT experience.
Ma next trip is against Liverpool, then Arsenal . . . . It will be a cracker.
Anfield is anutha place i love going. . . . .Scousers are mentally ill!!!

Carlos Queiroz has got the eagle eye for raw talents,  . . . . .
Ma only problem with him is his conservative way of playing sometimes.
It undermines the strength of the United attack. . . . .

Fergie is attack-minded. . . .
I like the way he sets out his team . . . . . ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK.
Left to Fergie alone, he can start 5 strikers to win a match.

@ tkb417,

Dayokanu is a ninny. . . . .
I thunk he would have changed after all these days but a pig will always be a SWINE.
United is a far greater club than Bayern Munich.
Ribery, Toni and Van Der Vaart. . . . .compare em to Ronaldo, Rooney, Anderson in the transfer market.

4 UCL means nuthing.
3 of em were won in succession in em great days of German football domination.
Germany won almost everything in the 70s. . . . .they also won the world cup in 1974.
Tell me, what have they done since then? A lucky break in 2001 by defeating Valencia via penalties.

BAYERN are not different from Aston Villa.

@ Cassiel,

Lets keep our fingers crossed.

Chelsea won't slack cos they dunno how to play an under-strength team.
Expect to see their big guns against Barnsley. . . The team's STRENGTH IN DEPTH is scary.
They got a monster squad.
I predict anutha Chelsea V Man Utd final.

@ Cassiel,

Fergie stepping down is not even my worry.
Ma greatest worry is WHO WILL REPLACE THE LEGEND?
Marcello Lippi, Carlos Queiroz, Roy Keane or Jose Mourinho?
I dont wanna think about it yet.

Chelsea is very beatable . . .
They have lost that FEAR FACTOR and teams get at em really well these days.
Who knows. . . . . .Barnsley can do em like they thumped Liverpool.
What chu think?

@ Cassiel,

KitKat is not a bad goalie. . . . .
Remember when Van Der Sar was injured and KK had to fill in for him. . . . He didn't disappoint.
However, i think Ben Foster is a bit better. . . . .Ben's goal-keeping instinct is top draw.

Pompey will be smashed . . . . .
I don't really see this match as a banana-skin match. . . . . Fergie will bring out his guns and make sure we cross this hurdle.
The TREBLE chase is on it's mind and only Chelsea can rob Fergie of his quest to nail the FA cup this season.

@ Dayokanu,

Puhleeeeeeeeeease. . . . . . . . .
PSV and Celtic play in a GRADE B league. . . . U cannot really say they face tough competitions winning their domestic titles.
Man Utd plays in a GRADE A league and won THE TREBLE in 1999. The last team to have won it.
Bayern should try and replicate that before they can even be mentioned in the same breath as Man Utd.
Uruguay won the world cup TWICE. . . . .Are they better than France? THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ MC Omo,

What makes Bayern a greater club than Man Utd?
Can u compare their fan base or finances to Man Utd?
We are talking about the English giants here not some North London poofs. . . .

Every team has it's bleak period? Are u aware Arsenal/Man Utd/Chelsea can never fail to qualify for UCL?
There are bleak periods but it won't be as bad as what Bayern is facing now.
How can a big team miss out on UCL in 2008? Kit. . . . . . .take your time.
Don't let your hatred for Man Utd becloud your senses.

@ Ritchboy,

Don't get me wrong. . . . . . Torres is sheer CLASS. He is the best in the league in the position he plays.
He is a pure out and out striker. . . . . Rooney and Tevez aren't out and out strikers(both like to play just behind a centre forward)!!!!
Saha, Adebayor, Drogba, Santa Cruz and Eduardo are other examples . . . .Henry does not even belong to that class of breed.

All i am trying to say is. . . . . Rooney/Tevez combination with Ronaldo playing is very effective!!!!!
The combo hasn't failed yet to produce a goal throughout this season. . . . .This is why the union is called the HOLY TRINITY.
Don't be too sure Torres/Rooney can work. . . . . .What if El-Nino gets here and flop like Eduardo?

@ Ritchboy,

Torres is injury prone. . . . .That matters a lot cos whats the use of a player that sits on the bench like Saha and Van Persie?
Ronaldo, Tevez, Toure(until recently) are wonderful athletes. . . . .Their HEALTH is a bonus.
U can never see an injured Ronaldo despite his style of play. . . . . .Messi is out for anutha 6 weeks again.
Spot the difference?

@ tkb417,

I can't believe u actually allowed Dr Twit to swing u into Bayern is better than Man Utd. . . . . .
Are u serious?
Okay. . . . .because Bayern won UCL 4 times. . . . .3 of which were won successively by one generation of players. . .(74, 75 and 76).
The other title was won via penalty shoot-out in 2001. . . . . .How does that make em great?

The only team marginally greater than Man Utd is Real Madrid. . . . . They were able to conquer in Europe with 3-5 different generation of players.
MC Omo must be a lummox saying Bayern(UEFA cup candidates) is greater than Man Utd(English giants)!!!!!!!!!
Until Bayern do THE TREBLE. . . . they must not be mentioned in the same breath with Man Utd!!!!
Finances, fan base, popularity and tradition. . . . .Bayern cannot touch Man Utd. .so what the heck are u on about?