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@ Lordimpaq,

We will be HAPPY to miss u.

@ Lordimpaq,

U are one of ma favourite GAYnners.
Lordi comes every sunday morning to deliver his sermon and after the OT massacre. . . . U went off.
I was like. . . . . .What the phuck was that? Where's Uncle Lordi?
Razorr stopped posting on Nairaland just because of you. . . . .Imagine that?

Menstrual period of a pregnant camel. . . .  
I take it back. . . . . .
Lemme rephrase. . . .U went missing like the menstrual period of a pregnant GORILLA.

@ 4Him,

This is no insult. . . . .It's the way football is. . . .
Go to BBC, The Sun, Guardian, Telegraph and see Man Utd and Arsenal fans snap at each other.
Football is about passion. . . . . Live n die for the club u support.
For some of us. . . .Football is whenever Arsenal is playing a big team, For some other peops, it's a RELIGION.
I am not here to diss anyone. . . . .I am here to put MAN UTD on the map especially on this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feel me?

@ Lordimpaq,

Shut your rotten mouth. . . .
Where were u in the last 4 games Arsenal played before today?
You went missing like the menstrual period of a pregnant camel. . . .
Don't give me this. . . . .  I HAVE BEEN BUSY SCHITZO.

The heroes here are MC Omo, Loyika, Debosky, HNIC, Chuckdee4 and few other heads.
Lest i forget. . . . .ELDEE has been a star on this thread. . . . He kept digging even when all chips are down.
The others can suck a camel's cock for all i care.
4Him can kiss a monkey's ass.

@ Rasputinn,

I think u have to direct that post to the LOSER of a father u have got.
If he didn't shoot his semen laced with POISON in your mother's canal, we wldn't have to cope with a plonker like u.
Bad son of a retarded father. . . . .He would have been better off raising a fat pig as a son instead of u.
Bring it on. . . . .I am ready. . .
I am going to make u question everything u have ever believed in, u sonofabitch.

@ Lordimpaq,

You are an unrepentant sod. . . .
When United lost in the Carling Cup. . . . we had no Rooney, Ronaldo and Tevez . . . .
When Arsenal lost. . . . . .they had Adebayor, Hleb, Rosicky and Flabbypass. . .
When Arsenal lost in the FA Cup. . . .everyone kicked a ball and yet. . . Fletcher and Nani raped y'all repeatedly with no CONDOMS, . .
Can u explain how that happened?

@ Debosky,

I maintain you are still an onanist. . . .
United missed the entire back 4 that play as a unit in the same department(DEFENCE)!!!!!!
Toure, Eduardo, RVP and Rosicky don't play IN THE SAME DEPARTMENT.

Would u have won tonight without Gallas, Sagna and Clichy?
Can u leave ur defence in the hands of Traore and Hoyte? The last time u did that. . . .SPURS won 5-1. . . . Man Utd won 4-0.
End of. .

@ Lordimpaq,

If you are confident about this your young'uns. . . .Please bring em to Old Trafford.
Without Ronaldo + Tevez(United's leading scorers),  Man Utd spanked y'all 4-0.
The best team in England is Man Utd. . . . Its only a matter of time. . . . .
Arsenal has moved to the Q-finals of the UCL. . . . .It means more matches for your paper-thin squad.
BRING IT ON. . . . .

Bloody Hell. . . . .


SEVILLA IS OUT.

Lost to Fernabache on the HOME GROUND through PENALTIES.

DANIEL ALVES IS A Arrow. . . . How could he have missed from 12 yards. . .

I gotta admit, . . . . . .English clubs are too strong these days. . . I expect at least 3 ENGLISH CLUBS IN THE SEMIS.
Dear Lord, Please let MAN UTD clash with Arsenal in the Semis or in the FINAL.

@ Debosky,

You are still a FOOL to be comparing United's team that played MILAN last season to Arsenal's team.
United went to MILAN without the entire back four. . . . . Rio-Evra and Gary Neville missed both legs to injury. . . .
Besides, Milan has aged between last season and this season so its incomparable, u serial self-servicer. . . .

Arsenal showed quality. . . . . any English club on ground now would have shown the same grit in the same circumstances. . . .
Wenger's team had to score to go through. . . . U didn't go there to sit on the results of the 1st leg.
Who knows what would have happened if it had ended 2-1 at the Emirates. . . . Debosky, THINK!!!!!!!!!!

Bring the same team to OT . . .Shoot, i pray we meet y'all in the latter stages of the Champions league.
I really want ANDERSON to cage Fab4 again. . . . .  
Rooney to turn Gallas and Toure inside out again and put 4 past y'all.

@ Debosky,

You are such a bloody errorist.
Reh reh reh reh reh. . . . . .These were the same young'uns that came to Old Trafford and got raped severely.
Fab4, Hleb, Adebayor, Gallas and Flamini all played at OT and they couldn't even muster a decent shot on goal. . . .
Bring your gay-asses to OT. . . . . RONALDO is waiting to GET YOU twats.

@ 4Him,

Arsenal fans are known to be pillocks worldwide. . . .
You don't get it, do u? Its obvious u aint that brilliant.
United has won in Italy before. . . We have killed Juventus in TURIN so many times so this is not the 1st time an English club will WIN on an Italian soil.
I am saying no BRITISH CLUB/NATIONALTEAM has ever won on a PORTUGESE SOIL before,  . . . except of course, MAN UNITED!!!!!
PICK THAT OUT OF YOUR NOSTRILS . . . .

@ Lordimpaq,

The same young guns Anderson and Fletcher shagged 4-0 the other night?
Are u under medication?
Our young lads are better than yours. . . . Go suck a cock!!!!

@ Lordimpaq,

You bloody lummox. . . . .

Is this not the same team United pulverised 4-0?
Bring your gay headz to OT and lets do party.
Youth and strength triumphed over experience. . . . . We have seen it happen before.

No British club has won against AC Milan in San Siro before. . . . . FACT(Arsenal did it).
No British club has won in the WHOLE PORTUGAL before. . . . .  . . FACT(United did it).
Mr airhead, Are u satisfied?

Look at all these twats coming out now.
Lordi, Chuckdee4, 4Him, Debosky. . . . I didn't see this large assembly when y'all got bludgeoned at OT.
Good game though but y'all gotta admit Milan were playing with grannies.

I am watching Sevilla V Fernabache(extra time). . . .
Will come back and do dirt on u pillocks.

@ nazzyon,

Getting the 1st goal was always gonna be hard . . . .Lyon kept many men behind the ball.
Their plan is to keep it tight for as long as possible and go for it in the last quarter.
Now. . . . they have no choice than to come out and play thus leaving spaces for Anderson and Carrick to slip through. . .

Did u see Anderson's cross-field pass to find Ronaldo in the 1st 20 mins?
Blimey. . . . . . It was like a guided missile. . . .
Anderson's potential is frightening. . . . He is the best young player in this league.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Less than 60 mins to go.

Ferguson is going GUNG HO(4-3-3)

Van Der Sar

Brown Rio Vidic Evra

Fletcher Carrick Anderson

Nani Rooney Ronaldo.

With this formation. . . . .We should bang 5 goals.

@ Debosky,

                   Almunia

Sagna  Senderos  Gallas  Clichy

Eboue  Flamini    Fabregas  Diaby

                      Hleb

                    Adebayor.

No excuses. . . . . . . .

@ Debosky,

So u want goat curry? See ur face like a billy-goat's gruff.
If u are that hungry. . . .tell THE THIEF to cook for u.

@ MC Omo,

Please be original and quit the repetitive kizzack.
Chacal's children, Chacal's kids and reh reh reh. . . . Are u not fucking bored?
Go and get a life. . . . . yor whole being reeks of IDIOCY.

Pls try and also keep ma name outta your mouth for once.
This is becoming an obsession.
Go and take care of ur brethren(J UNIT & Folahann)!!!!
They are doing a good job constituting a nuisance on this forum.

@ Cassiel,

J UNIT has the brain capacity of a termite.
He functions on a negative integer IQ value.
Gaynners on NL even keep away from him. . . . .He is an outcast.

@ J UNIT,

I wanted to have u for dinner but then your idiocy might infect ma system.
Le Chacal minds the kinda animal he feasts on so i ma let ur retarded mind run away like a gay.

@ Debo,

Are u jealous?
At least i am shagging a diva. . . .     The last time i checked, u were shagging a CHIMP.
I won't stay outta your face until u leave this place and let the show continue. . . .

@ Islander,

It couldn't have been in AMALA. Apologies to all lovers of AMALA.
Thang is. . . . .Debosky loves eating chicken's butt.
From what i was told. . . . people who feast on chicken's butt can't stop running their mouth.
The only solution to this abnormality is: dancing naked in a market square. . .

J UNIT:
justkunmi, i see you have some personal issues disturbing you, maybe your parents just divorced or something, or maybe the heat is killing you over there, i feel you dawg, it's ok, just don't take it out on me, go to the toilet and realese or something, just don't call me a retard, you the retard for calling someone you don't know a retard, you really think you the king of nairaland, with your stupid over sensitive brain, u shovenist, get a sense of humour, and stop taking life so seriously, smile a little, it will help get rid of all those wrinkles on your face.

@ J-girl, J-K, Cassiel,

Did u see the highlighted kizzack? Shovenist instead of Chauvinist!!!!
If this does not tell u J UNIT is a lummox then nothing else will.

Go and look for trouble elsewhere.
Heathrow airport is a good place to make trouble if you're feeling macho. . .
If the distance is killing you. . . . . Find a man of your size to trade words with.
It is one thing to look for TROUBLE. . . It is anutha thang entirely to jump into what doesn't concern you.

Let the parties concerned fight their own corner.
Spoken English and reh reh reh. . . .afterall, you are not even a ball of fire in both fields.
I was told they had to get a yoruba translator when u arrived at Heathrow airport last week.
Pack your bags and leave this place otherwise i will smash your ribcage with a claw-hammer.
This is no THREAT. . . . Its a HUGE PROMISE!!!!!

The party is at Arsenal's thread . . .
J-girl is so generous. . . she is bringing the drinks and BBQ.
I will be delivering a powerful sermon and y'all need to tighten your seat belt.

@ Debosky,

You of all people!!!!!!!
How pathetic . . . . You left your GAYnner's thread to start attacking simple typos on POLITICS.
I never knew u could stoop so low. . . . .
Why ain't i surprised? It is not possible for a GAYnner to be rational for 24 hours.
At this point. . . . .SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

@ Chacal,

I am watching Arsenal's game while i record United's game at the same time.
It will be criminal to ignore Arsenal's game tonight. . .I wanna see how Kaka will make Gallas and Senderos(highest own-goal scorers) look like twats.
Don't worry about Loyika and Debosky. . . .they are serial wankers.
They will be forced to come out tomorrow by the time i cuss em out relentlessly.

@ Islander,

Enuff of this blood-shedding.
Don't u get tired?
Leave these people alone. . . . . . .
At the end of the day, half of Nairaland can trust u and say if they don't. . . . . WHO CARES?

*** REDMAN?
Ohhhhhh, yes. . . . . he is in Def Jam studios now recording his next album.
I hope i am correct.

@ j-girl,

Please stay at home!!!!!
U can kill time by going online on your PS2.
Gimme ur username so i can whup your team. . . . . .
I have got a germ of an idea. . . . I will be MILAN. . . .U will be Arsenal without Toure and RVP.

@ J-K,

Prepare for the war!!!!
There will be so much BLOOD and SWEATZ tonight.
P.S. Loyika is online but as a GUEST. . . . Ijaw man will not show his face until 10 pm tonight(IF ARSENAL WIN).

@ j--girl,

Are u not supposed to be buying 'em drinks and ammo?
Start heading downtown before its too late.
I hope u haven't forgotten the specs*. . . . . 3 bottles of Dom P.

@ Islander,

Stop this war of words. . . . . . .
Trust me, the whole land knows the truth.
The plonkers can say whatever they wanna say. . . what they EAT shouldn't make u SHIT.

Ask Jackal about what?

@ j-girl,

My taste is expensive. . . .Get used to it.
Ha ha ha I dont get drunk. . . . . . I am preparing and conserving ma ammo for tonight.
The degree of damage i will do on their thread will make Hiroshima/Nagasaki saga look like cadet training.

@ Islander,

This must stop. . . . .
Its becoming childish and boring . . .
Leave the gays and onanists to their deeds. . . their time will COME.
Aiight?

@ J-girl,

I hope u ordered 3 bottles. . . .Dom Périgno(Pink) Rosé is ma choice.
2 for me . . . 1 for u.
Call the delivery man. . . .make sure he delivers em before kick-off.

@ j-girl,

Thanx for the contribution.
WE LOVE IT. . . . . . . .
Have u bought the BUBBLY?

@ Emperoh,

Leave DJ Omo alone. . . . . He is a sad man.
We should have mercy on his dejected soul. . . . he deserves pity not bashing.
It's not easy to watch one's team do so well at the start of a race and finish badly. . . we must commend his fragile heart.

Fab4's form tells the story. . . .11 goals as at Nov 3rd. . . . . .1 goal from Nov 4 till today.
Adebayor is even worse. . . . . He has not scored a goal since he dived at OT when Fletcher n co. put 4 past moronic Lehmann.
I think this is why MC Omo is acting like a sissy on her regular PMS.

rasputinn:
I don't discuss with people that lack proper upbringing.Consider yourself ignored.

Hilarious!!!!!

You dare talk of proper upbringing? Examine yourself thoroughly and tell me if your parents did a good job raising u . . .
The obvious answer is NO. . . . . You wouldn't know what proper upbringing is if it was plastered on your face like Apricot Scrub.
You are the most sadistic, unrefined, uncouth sonofabitch this forum has ever produced.
No one compares to your foolishness and short-sightedness unless of course, u consider J UNIT and Folahann as human beings.
Buncha idiotic onanists. . . .

@ HNIC,

To be honest, most United fans want Arsenal to win tonight.
With Milan outta the way, it is one less obstacle for Man Utd. . . I'd rather United meet Arsenal in the semis/final than meet AC Milan.
Besides that, with Arsenal out of the UCL. . . . they will have only the EPL to concentrate on which will preserve freshness in their team.
I dont want that to happen at all. . . . all i wanna see in the GAYnners camp is fatigue/strain/stress/calf strain.

Me and ma mates had a long discussion about it last night and we concluded it favours United either way.
If Arsenal win tonight. . . . It is more stress/strain for the paper-thin squad. . . a plus for Man Utd.
Should Milan win tonight. . . .It might deliver a psychological blow for the young guns and their season might capitulate. . . Anutha plus for Man Utd.
Whichever way u look at it. . . Its a WIN-WIN situation for us but Le Chacal will prefer a loss for y'all tonight.