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@ MC Omo,

Who have u tormented here in the past?
It seems u are suffering from selective amnesia.
Honestly, i think u have no shame because if u do, u won't be hear spewing bunkum like u always do.
You need to lie down and get some ice pack to soothe your mal-functioning head.
Bloody onanist!!!!

4 Play:
There was a Gayner on a SkySports call in programme last night claiming gaynners don't mind being knocked out of the Champions League,that they are only interested in the EPL What a plonker

I was chuffed to bits when i saw it. . . . .
The guy was a Nigerian GAYnner(99% of em are faggotz anyways) and he was spewing so much crap they had to cut him off. . . .
Did u see the surprise on the face of the TV host when he said GAYnners are only interested in the EPL?

For a second, i thunk the caller was Loyika or Debosky, then i realised the Ijaw man is in PH and Debosky was deported back to Canada after constituting a nuisance on Old Kent road. . . .
Intel says Debosky streaked outside a nightclub after downing 2 pints of Carlsberg.

@ rasputinn,

You are a bloody schmuk.

Man X, Man Y, gay Z. . . . .Is this an algebra class?
You faggotz dont get it, do you? Where is the quality in your team?
2-2 draw against 10-man Birmingham or 1-1 draw at the Emirates against Villa?
I dont expect u to understand. . . . afterall, u belong to the DSTV generation of the EPL fans.
The next time u spew, u better keep a watchful eye on your cock-sucking lips.

Ferguson plays God sometimes with his selection. . . .
Lets hope he doesn't start Saha. . . . .
He said he changed his mind on his team selection against Lyon after watching the 1st half against Fulham.
Saha missed a glaring chance from a Scholesy's peach pass. . . . I hope this was what Fergie was pissed about.

United plays better with the HOLY TRINITY on show.
Lets play the best team in the 1st half. . . . get as many goals as possible then rest em in the 70th minute and bring the fringe players.
Anderson and Hargreaves should start. . . . Scholes should be rested to play against Pompey on saturday.
Carrick/Fletcher can come in later with Saha replacing either Rooney or Tevez in the 89th minute.

@ Emperoh,

I have seen Garay several times and he is quite good. . . . He scores goals from dead ball situations(Vidic-like).
Gerard Pique offers more promise if he can break into United's 1st team.
I hope Fergie allows Pique to stay. . . . nearly cried when United lost Rossi.

Concerning today's game. . . . I don't know what Ferguson will deploy to bludgeon Lyon(He loves surprising United fans).
He is def'ly going to go 4-4-2. . . .  .
The defence virtually picks itself unless Fergie replaces Brown with O'Shea.

The midfield is where the conundrum lies. . . will he go Owen and Anderson or Scholes and Carrick?
Nani and Ronaldo will stay on the flanks and i expect Rooney and Tevez to lead the ATTACK.
Ferguson might go Saha and Rooney. . . . and bring Apache in later in the game.

@ MC Omo,

I think it is not possible for u to function normally for 24 hours.
Can u explain your latest drivel? Maybe u need to learn the tabs before posting on Nairaland.
I still affirm u are one big idiot savant. . . . . No horse sense, no mother wit.

How can u compare Coventry's game to Lyon?
Maybe we should compare Tottenham's demolition of Arsenal at White Hart Lane to the San Siro showdown.
Go and buy yourself some artificial intelligence and stop polluting the Man Utd thread with your constant stream of IDIOCY.

@ Emperoh,

Ferguson will never let Gerard Pique go to Racing. . . .
Pique's time will definitely come probably next season when Wes Brown becomes a free agent.
Anyways, what formation/team selection have u got in mind against Lyon?

@ Presido1,

Adebayor is representing Togo in DIVING at the summer olympics in China.
He will miss Arsenal's pre-season games.
The Arrow went down as if he was shot by a 12-gauge shotgun.

@ HNIC,

I like your optimism.

Keep it tight, more precise at goal, and reh reh reh. . . . .
Tottenham scored one goal in the opening 25 mins and ended up scoring 5 against GAYnners in 90 minutes.
Newcastle kept a 1st half clean sheet at Old Trafford and ended up conceding 6 in the 2nd half. 

The point is, u can keep things tight for 80 minutes and concede 2 goals in the last 10 mins,  . .remember Liverpool vs Inter Milan??
It takes one moment of brilliance from Kaka or Pato to send the GAYnners to the abyss. . . WenGAY is spewing shyte.
All those talk about the 1st 20 mins is applesauce. . . . . the whole 90 mins plus added time is very IMPORTANT.

Ma prediction: AC Milan 3-0 Arsenal.

@ j-girl,

Skip the wine. . . . . Get 3 bottles of bubbly.
Old Trafford is a fortress . . .  .Just 5 goals conceded in the league and 1 goal in the UCL(impressive record).
Dont be scared. . . . . we have enough quality to drill Lyon into submission.

@ Presido1,

I am waiting for those Wengay's excuses.

Giggsy should be rested till we play Derby at pride park.
Let Nani do his thang and JS Park can continue if Nani gets tired.
I love the strength in our team. . . . .Saw Gazza and Silvestre training today so by the end of this month, we should have everyone FIT.
Wenger must be jealous of Ferguson as we speak.

@ Cassiel & J-girl,

Its going to be EASY for us.
Ferguson could have won in Lyon when we played a fortnight ago but he gave em too much respect.
When u have the HOLY TRINITY knocking the door for 90 mins with Carrick and Anderson supplying peach passes. . . The answer is GOALS n GOALS.
If we play 4-4-2 . . . . .We will bludgeon Lyon to death. . . .I will be surprised if we dont put 3-4 goals past Lyon.

@ Ritchboy,

My goodness!!!!!
I am glad you are back, i was beginning to worry u may have poisoned yourself after Senderos scored the best goal of the season.
Should be a good game tomorrow. . . . . .Watch out for PATO!!!!

@ Debosky,

H&M for Sasha & Flava?
Nah. . . . . . . . . those lasses are hi-klass hookers. . .
U will only find em in Ann Summers and maybe Selfridges to get em stilletos n handbags.

Meanwhile, Flava told me they saw u swallowing some pills prior the bouts.
The situation report is on me desk now and i heard u kept screaming like a monkey every 30 seconds. .
What was that about? I was told u were even begging to shag without rubbers. . . . U wanna infect em gals with ur Canadian virus?
U need to stop SKIN-DIVING. . . .AIDS is real.

@ Debosky,

U couldn't even THANK ME for helping u shed some load.
Anyways, i spoke to[b] Sasha and Flava[/b] and they were chuffed to bits. . . .They told me u were dancing like Hleb in bed.
Now fess up. . . . how many tablets of VIAGRA did u swallow before the rendezvous with the lasses. . . .
I am beginning to suspect u enhanced your performance. . . .
One gets uncomfortable when Walcott starts scoring like Cristiano Ronaldo, innit?

@ j-girl,

It's been a great day.

I am rubbing ma palms and waiting patiently for tomorrow's games.
Matter of fact, i will be watching Arsenal's game while i record United's game. . . .
I want to see what Kaka and Pato will do to Senderos and Gallas. . . . .

United will batter Lyon to submission.
The best news i have heard this year was Giggsy ain't taking part tomorrow. . . . What a relief.
Ronaldo-Rooney-Tevez-Nani( no defence in the world can keep em quiet for 90 mins). . . . . especially at Old Trafford.

@ j-girl,

As u can see . . . . Debosky has been discharged from the hospital BUT with his balls in POP.
Half bread is better than nothing . . . . . I am handing him over to u. . . . Pls take care of his nuts.
I repeat. . . . .Handle with care.

How is your day going?

Ferguson is trying to reward SCHOLESY of his magnificient service to Man Utd.
Have u forgotten Scholes/Keane never played in the 99 finals due to their suspension?
Who woulda believed the ginger prince has never played in the finals when idiots like Eboue, Ashley Cole and Lehmann have featured.
Let him play SCHOLES in the finals, as long as GIGGS dont play.

United's pressure on Wenger is  clearly showing.

While Arsene Wenger's side remain in pole position in the Premier League, there can be no denying that the foundations on which they have built their hitherto tremendous season are beginning to show signs of decay. . . . .
One look at Fabregas, Ade and Hleb in the last few weeks tells the story about Arsenal. . . The players are not interested any more.

For all his brilliance as a coach, Wenger has never been able to eradicate a petulant and downright dislikeable streak that has been a feature of each and every squad he's assembled.
Discipline has been his Achilles heel, and that could well prove the undoing of his fourth Premier League title. . . . .

@ Debosky,

You are a bloody saphead.
Rooney was the only fit striker last season-FACT. . . .
However, u cannot discount Ronaldo's contribution. . . . .Rio and Vidic also kept things tidy at the back plus we had a top goalie.

Solskjaer, Park and Giggsy also added their bits. . . . . .Can u compare that to the current buncha sorry asses?
You begin to look elsewhere if Adebayor doesn't score. . . . Fab4 is now a shadow of himself. . . Gallas and Senderos keep scoring own goals
Scored amazing 11 goals in his first 16 games and just a single goal in the last 19 goals(Where's the CONSISTENCY).

Anutha DE JAVU beckons.

@ Loyika,

Keep consoling yourself things are good in the hood.
I know u must have kicked your balls many times on Saturday when u could only manage a point against a rampant Villa side.
Of what use is leading from August to April and losing the title in the final stretch of the season. . . Agbonlahor was OUTSTANDING.

One thing comes to mind now. . . .Remember 2002/03 season? Arsenal led from August till April and United STILL WON the title.
My dear Ijaw-dude, no one will remember who was leading the pile for so long. . . .They will remember the eventual winners.
Take a look at Ladbrokes, SKYBET and WilliamHill. . . . . I was chuffed to bits when i saw the odds. . .

@ Debosky,

You talk crap sometimes its not true.

Going out to Chelsea in 2004 couldn't have affected your title charge as the game was played after MATCHDAY 33 of that season.
Gaynners were about 12-15 points ahead of their rivals as at then so there was no way u could have lost the title.
The only reason Arsenal was playing with grit that season after MATCHDAY 33 was because they wanted to keep the UNBEATEN RUN alive.
Only a pillock will compare that season to this season as u are just leading the table with a solitary point. . .
Stop comparing this season to 2004. . . . . . . Arsenal is running out of steam. . . a kid of 3 knows that in the UK. . . .Ade/Fab4 are under-performing.
Lets assume Eduardo's injury is still playing their heads. . . Buncha twats!!!

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know Arsenal's season will be over by tomorrow.
There's no STRENGTH IN DEPTH. . .  .The squad is down to bare bones. . . . RVP cannot be match fit to cause Milan any problem.
Kolo Toure is missing. . . .  .Senderos has to fill in for him. . .Lets hope PATO won't force him to score anutha own goal tomorrow.
I have posted many times about Wenger and his endless cult-like mantras about mental strength. . . ITS A HUGE FARCE.
These indoctrinations of his players result in the petulant immature responses you see on the pitch. . . .
Your players/fans can't accecpt it that things are going inevitably wrong. . . . .ANUTHA DE JAVU BECKONS!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Don't tell me you are still sitting back and admiring!!!!!!!
Arsenal is yet to record a single victory since Man Utd did the VALENTINE'S WEEK MASSACRE.
I thunk i warned u Arsenal rarely recovers from a United hammering. . . . . . . . .

Ma prediction: AC Milan 4-0 Arsenal.
Afterall, u have been eliminated in all cup competitions this season with the same margin.
U wanna bet?

@ j-girl,

I will be more prudent the next time a GAYnner visits the UK.
One Kenyan or a Somalian will do just fyne. . . . .Like for like.

@ j-girl,

I will be more prudent the next time a GAYnner visits the UK.
One Kenyan or a Somalian will do just fyne. . . . .Like for like.

Can somebody bring Loyika, Lordi, HNIC, Chuckdee, Debosky and A-40 back to Nairaland.
I am in a DISS MODE . . . . Nuthing makes me feel better than bashing those GAYnners.
Errrrrrrm, u can add Ritchboy to the list.

@ j-girl,

Debosky is a very astute dude. . . . Blondes are dumb. . . .
I felt a JJC like Debo should rub minds with smart chics. . .i guess i was wrong.

@ MC Omo,

I have warned u several times to stop attaching me name to some certain peops on this forum. . .
Are u this mentally-handicapped? What does it take for u to follow simple instructions.
I am gonna pretend this was an oversight on ur own part. . . .
The next time u try this with me. . . . I'm gonna have the para-medics wrap your fucking head up like a Hindu.
Bloody sod.

@ j-girl,

Dont blame Debo's freak accident on me.
He was boasting about his sexual prowess to me and i sent 2 Brunettes to him to crink.
Thats not a lot to ask for. . . .Is it?

@ Cassiel

What class are we talking about here?
Are u suggesting Debosky rolls with village gals and got dizzy when he met classic birds?
This is interesting!!!!

@ J-K,

They are winning the TREBLE*
3 TROPHYLESS SEASONS ON THE BOUNCE.

Debosky asked me for HELP.
What could i have done to prevent this freak accident?
Besides, Debosky is reluctant to post because Arsenal lost 4 points in 7 days. . . . . .

They couldn't beat a 10-man Birmingham side last weekend. . . .
It took the help of the referee for em to score their 95th minute goal after the ref added a non-existent 7 minutes to the regular time.
Gaynners will always CHEAT.

@ j-girl,

Loyika is nursing his heart-ache.

Debosky crushed his left nut while em Brunettes were fellating on him.
He is in the same hospital Eduardo got his ankle fixed.
Lets hope and pray he recovers from this freak accident.

Forget Bosunk. . . . .He could be Loyika in disguise.

@ Bosunk,

U are a serial self-servicer.
Lyon will surprise who? U mean like Athletico Madrid pulverised y'all last night?
Bloody pillock.

@ j-girl,

Arsenal are not WEAK. . . . They are just pathetic.
They won't win shit this season.
Their disintegration continues on tuesday.

Next excuse?

Adebayor has FLU.

I remember that game.
Anderson schooled Fab4 several times on the night and i was gobsmacked. . . .
Anyways, i think the last one was clear cut.
How do u explain this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2uw0g8AVzQ&NR=1ember

@ Akinalabi,

Talking about Anderson. . . . . .
If he dominates Cesc Fabregas at OT in April for the 3rd time, should we conclude Cesc will always be in his pocket?

@ Akinalabi,

Paul Scholes is the best English player of his generation.
He has spoilt me with crisp passes. . . . . . .It's difficult to find someone else with such a good vision and awareness.
I think Anderson is the new kid on the block. . . Fergie wasn't wrong when he said he has found Scholesy's replacement after many years.

@ Akolawole,

I can count 5 English midfielders better than Lampard.

Hargreaves
Scholes
Gareth Barry
Michael Carrick
Stevie Gerrard.