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@ Emperoh,

I don't think Man Utd are doing too bad in the ATTACK department.
The strikers just need to clean up their acts and get more clinical. . .United have the highest shots on goal in the Prem.
I was checking the stats the other day. . . Ronaldo is the highest with 72 shots on goal. . .
He is followed by Tevez and Rooney with 47 shots on goal. . . . .They should be converting more chances than they are doing.

We don't need a Benzema. . . . He is too expensive for ma liking and the pressure to deliver will get to him and he would fail.
Huntelaar will do just fine. Add him to Rooney, Tevez and Manucho and we would have the best forward line in Europe.
Ferguson should be looking at the RB position where Brown is stalling. . . . .Bosingwa should fit into that position easily.
I hope the Brazilian twins live up to their expectations when they join in summer. . . . I can't wait for next season to start.
However, Ferguson should win the TREBLE for the Busby Babes.

@ J-K,

Whats happening?

OT is buzzing as news are filtering out that Ferguson might nick Benzema this summer. . .
Ma question is: do we really need a Karim Benzema when we have Rooney, Tevez and Manucho?
Besides, why pay 30 million on a striker when Huntelaar is available for 12 million?
I think we should trade Saha/Silvestre(French players) to get Karim. . . .
United should be looking to replace Wes Brown . . . . . Bosingwa is a likely target.

@ j-girl,

I was just joking about Debosky. . . . He is a good lad but can be a Arrow sometimes.
Anyways, i think this is now a log-jam.
You think guys fake more and i think gals are more guilty of this crime.

All i can say is guys can adapt/warm up easily when meeting new faces.
Within minutes, a guy is taking off his mask and blowing his pidgin without faking.

A chic on the other hand will form and form and super-form with appaling accent.
Haven't u heard Naija babes in the UK/USA pronouncing YES as YELLS?
How does YELLS equate to YES . . . . Its PATHETIC.

@ j-girl,

Who have u been rolling with?
I hope it's not Debosky(cos he fakes a lot).

Seriously, US/UK babes fake more than guys.
It is very easy to see the lads blowing their pidgin without fear and getting along with their thang.
Meanwhile. . . . .the gals wanna speak like Beyonce and their Igbo/Ijebu accent lets em down.

What a challenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U can be troublesome? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

I am gon' give u 24 hrs to ask around. . . . .
Chacal is such a violent thang. . .

Lemme help your research a bit. . .
Chacal = JACKAL.

@ j-girl,

We have Nollywood TV but it's breaking families and relationships.
Men wanna watch football. . . .Ladies wanna watch Nollywood.
The fact that it is 24 hrs non-stop back to back movies even makes it worse. . . .
I'd rather they stop the schitzo and come back during the summer(when there's no footie).

Chacal will show face anywhere to argue for/against anything in any section.
Hit me cell when u are ready and i will grace such topic with hard facts and evidence.
UK/US babes are appaling when it comes to faking. . . . . . .
They will do anything to make you believe they are straight. . .

@ Akinalabi,

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That channel 331(Nollywood TV) is really causing a stir in the UK.
It is the rave now. . . . . .even the white folks are joining in fasssssssssssst.

Gazza has just been substituted but he doesn't look rusty at all for all i have seen.
His vision, strength and crisp passes are still intact.
I hope he gets back into the senior team ASAP.

@ j-girl,

What are u talking about here?
Women fake UK/US accent more than lads. . . . .

Popping collars and borrow-posing?
What about Naija gals plastering their boobs with ugly tattoos and piercing wherever on their ugly bodies.
Dont even make me start. . . . .Just leave it.

@ Akolawole,

This is def'ly a TRUE LIFE STORY.
Naija sistas let me down big time with the accent schitzo.

@ Akinalabi,

Gary Neville is really up for it.
He's been chasing down Harry Kewell with steam in the reserves match.
Liverpool is leading 1-0 though but i am impressed with Gazza's contribution so far.

@ Debosky,

Deal with it!!!!!

This gal is very hot. 36-28-36.
Very tall, big bones and from what i heard. . . She's a Cristiano in bed.
U still game?

@ Loyika,

I will see u tomorrow.
Go home quickly before those militants kidnap your ass.

@ Debosky,

U have an oyster card?
It will be funny to see u jumping from one train to the next.

2 Naija lasses faking accents? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't stand all 'em wannabes. . . . All u keep hearing is . . .innit,
Its even worse when they mis-use it. . . . . .

I met one of these Naija wannabes some 2 summers ago.
We got chatting and she was faking so much ma tummy was turning.
Anyways, i asked what the name is. . . . and she goes. . . Ma name is Bukky, innit?
Please tell me. . . . .what has innit gotta do with the answer. . . ."em gals are pathetic!!!!

I ma send down a nice brunette(10-12 stones in size).

@ Debosky,

Nice try!!!!!!!
Ealing is too far from the city. . . . .
One of the problems u will have boning chics is the distance. . . 'em gals won't pay 50 pounds cab fare to bone a Canadian ninny.

I am willing to help because i got connections everywhere.
It seems your postcode is W5. . . . I got Hot gals around your area that can wet your appetite.
How do u want your gals. . . .Fat slobs or slim-fit.
Blonde/Brunette? Tall or short? Nigerian or all races?

@ Loyika,

Leave this babe alone. . . .
I will get a restraining order(100-mile radius) against u.
P.S. Essex gals have changed. . . . No more UNPROTECTED SEX.

@ Loyika,



I never knew u were a love-vendor. . . .so u hook GAYnners up with chics and Jesus gals?
Hmmmm . . . . .are u aware the old bill are still looking for your grubby-ass?

@ Cassiel,

Stay away from Loyika. . . . .He impregnated 5 women in his Pastor's household.
Nigga is dangerous. . . . .He is a love-vendor, a Arrow and a ninny.
I am dissing u when u come back. . . . bring your gun along.

@ Chuckdee4,

What are u doing in me perimeter?
Go and finish with your SUDOKU . . .
Its about to get Bleep with Debosky in Ealing. . . . 5 hi-class whores are about to feast on Debo's wrinkled willy.

@ Debosky,

Ealing? Are u nutz?
Thats around Acton Town area. . . .almost close to HEATHROW!!!!!! 
You are on your own, mate!!!!!

There are enough chics in that area. . . . . more like country-side babes though!!!!
Majority of em are xenophobics so don't tell em you are from Canada. . . They will laugh at u.
Canadians are like Congolese around here.
Tell em you are from Brixton and u just moved to the area.

Trust me. . . . u will be banging away by friday.

Gary Neville is playing a reserve game tonight on MUTV which i MUST see.

We might be needing Gazza in APRIL when Man Utd's character will be tested in acid and alkaline solutions.
Nani has come of age. . . . .He is now the best crosser of the ball in Man Utd.
Fergie is more concerned playing Ronaldo in the centre of the attack line now. . . prolly because Ronaldo rarely helps his full backs.
I saw Fergie backing orders at Wazza to switch positions with Ronaldo when United went 2-0 up against Newcastle.

Anderson, Flecther, Owen and Carrick should be used wisely to avoid any sort of burn-out.
Giggs and Scholes should come in when United is 3 to 5 goals up like Scholesy did against the BAR CODES.
The back four picks itself out so we should have no problems coping with that.
I just pray Evra stays fit till MAY. . . . . Brown is dispensable.

@ Debosky,

You are in the UK already?
What part of the kingdom are ya?

I can organise hi-class hookers for u knowing u are sexually-deprived.
Hmmmm . . . . . Tell me what u drink, eat and where u want to go? I can take u to the THEATRE OF DREAMS.
I am done going to the Emirates this season unless Man Utd clash with Arsenal in the UCL.
Besides. . . . Its the wrong time to visit the UK. . . The weather keeps us indoors most of the time.

@ Cassiel,

NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!

You must draw guns to be a Man Utd fan on Nairaland.
Blimey. . . .You gotta have to make it your habit.
This is a WAR ZONE. . . . these roaches will not spare u. . . .why spare 'em?

@ Loyika,

Get off Cassiel's back. . . . . She doesn't hang around with gays.
Matter of fact, she is homophobic. . . . .
Besides, go and hang around 'em TOLOTOLOs and AZEEZATs of your club.

@ Debosky,

Leave Cassiel alone. . . . .
Gosh, female presence and loads of erections everywhere.
Don't spill body-fluids on this zone or else i will make u lick em with your leprotic cock-sucking lips.

Now do us a favour and leave the RED DEVILS' ZONE.

@ Rikkyjen,

Lets analyse Michael Carrick.
I think he is so under-rated. . . . His performance this season is giving me some thunks.
We may have found a different type of midfielder the whole world is yet to see.

@ Cassiel,



I am highly impressed.
Just keep a mace handy in case these sexual deviants decide to act dodgy.
Loyika is still a bit of a gentleman but Debosky is a sex offender.
He is wanted in over 30 London boroughs for various sex crimes.

@ Loyika,

Negative!!!!!!
Cassiel is a Man Utd fan . . . .Razorr will NEVER come back as a United fan.
I thunk u were smart until your last 3 comments. . . . . . .
Eduardo's injury is messing y'all heads up.

@ Cassiel,

Don't mind these buncha sexual deviants.
This is what happens to sods who are trying to appear straight.
They are so sexually deprived they will do anything to get off.
Lemme introduce u to Lord Loyika(The SERIAL self-servicer-IN-CHIEF)

@ Cassiel,

I am impressed.

You have just done it in a Lara Croft stylee. . . .
Errrrrrrrrr, Can u take it 2 notches higher and spill blood like Sarah Connor?
However, if u feel Miss Connor is aggressive. . . . Take it to Bonnie Parker's level.

@ Loyika,


I warned your gay-ass, didn't i?

@ Loyika,

Everything about a GAYnner is lame.
Your lyrics are lame. . . . Your team is lame. . . . Your manager is also lame.
Try anutha line. . . . .those watery chat-up lines makes u sound like a gay. . . .
Tha last time i heard stuffs like that was in a TV show(sleeper cell) where a Serb was nearly jumped in a GAY CLUB.

P.S. Razorr is locked in ma basement.

@ Rikkyjen,

You are a meanie!!!!!
Villa will claw points at the Emirates.
The GAYnners can't shoot straight.

@ Debosky,

Did u catch a glimpse of Paul Gascoigne?
How many more days do u have to spend in the mental home.

@ Debosky,

Stop spewing like a complete pillock. . . . .

Arsenal were 12 points clear of Man Utd in 2004 when the 2 sides met in the S/finals of the FA Cup.
Besides, that was in APRIL in week 33 of the Premier league. . . . It is by no means comparable to this season with just 3 points difference.
Dont even bring that logic near me because ma canine will rip off your jugular veins.

I have told u over and over that the number of losses DOES NOT COUNT. .What counts is the number of VICTORIES.
Jose Mourinho lost a league game and finished with 95 points. Wenger went UNBEATEN in one season and finished with 90 points.
What does that tell your knuckle-head? Jose won 29 games. . . .Wengay won 26 games(unbeaten season). . . Fergie won 28 games(last season).


Go and sort out your team. . . . .Things are starting to crumble for the GAYnners.
Adebayor has no vision/awareness to save his momma. . . . .
I was checking OPTA STATS the other day and i found out the Arrow has been caught offside 60 times (a record) this season in the Premiership.
If only he can time his runs better, he wont be playing 2nd fiddle to Cristiano Ronaldo.

@ MC Omo,

You are not making any sense but i will assume i overstand your heap of applesauce.
Maximum points from the rest of the games? Chelsea, Liverpool and Man Utd(remember the OT baptism of fire) are still on the way for u Gaynners.
Kit, what are u on? drugs? Please, pass the blunt to the next gay.

@ Cassiel,

You better strap your guns because its about to get real UGLY.
Do it like Lara Croft though.

@ MC Omo,

Try and post intelligently once in a while.

Who expected Chacal to be here still ranting that Arsenal will drop points even when its just a few more matches to go ?

Can u tell us the meaning of this your moronic statement?

@ Debosky,

Arsenal had 2 choices before the FA Cup clash against Man Utd . . . . Implode or Explode.
Wenger being a Arrow chose to IMPLODE and this is why results haven't been going your way.
3 matches without a victory is not what CHAMPIONS are made of.
Try anutha trick, sod!!!!!

@ Cassiel,

Are your guns drawn? 

@ Loyika,

You are a Arrow.

Every Arsenal fan believes they have their 2 hands on the title, innit?
GAYnners everywhere assumed because they led the table on New Year's day, they are the champions elect, innit?
With that stupid thunks revolving round your heads. . . . I said Ferguson will wrestle the title out of your 2 hands.

United have successfully defended titles in the past. . . . .something your foolish manager has never done in the Premiership.
Every season has a different vibe to it, u ninny!!!!!
In 2002/03. . . . . Arsenal led the table from August till April before United wrestled the title away from them.
Let it be known u guys were 8 points clear in January 2003 and Wenger boasted he would win the title without losing a game.

Can history repeat itself again?

@ Loyika & Deboksy,

I am sick and tired of talking to y'all window-lickers.

How many times have United wrestled titles away from Arsenal in the last 11 seasons?
Arsenal always seem to start well and goof in the final lap. . . . .It's their habit.
Lemme say it once more. . . . ARSENAL WILL NOT WIN THE PREMIERSHIP.

@ Justkunmi,

Leave these twats alone for now. . . . .the story will change in 28 days.
Dont be surprised when GAYnners turn around and say. . . .Reh, reh, reh. . . ALL we wanted was to qualify for UCL this season.
Some other gays will say . . . . .WE LOST THE TITLE BECAUSE EDUARDO GOT INJURED.

Ferguson will beat WenGAY to it.

@ Debosky,

Gallas lost the plot temporarily?
Blimey. . . . Gallas has lost the plot since the bashing at OT!!!!
Please tell me. . . . .where should Gallas have been when McFadden was taking the penalty?
What if Almunia had parried the ball/rebound. . . .Shouldn't Gallas have been around the penalty box to do the cleaning up?

0-0 at the Emirates is an okay result?
At this junction, i think u should be sectioned under the mental health act. . . .
Say hi to Paul Gascoigne when u see him and goodluck when u join the association of window-lickers.

@ Loyika,

You sound like a broken record . . . .
Look at u talking about consistency. . . . what is consistent in losing out in 3 of the 4 club competitons in a season?
Am i missing something here?  Can u honestly beat your chest and say u will beat AC MILAN next week?
Anyways, i'm sure y'all gays will come back here and say UCL was never our priority.
What is to say u will win any TROPHY this season with these injury plague hitting your pathetic team?

P.S. There's nuthing to ADMIRE in a BUTT that took FOUR COCKS AT OLD TRAFFORD WITHOUT CONDOMS.

@ Debo,

Must u spew like a little LovePeddler?
Tell us what's up with Gallas? Sheer PASSION or a COMPLETE IDIOT?

A captain showing disgust with his team on the pitch, kicking the hoardings, refusing to acknowledge his team-mates after the match, staging a sit-down protest for the footballing world to see and crying on pitch isn't what I call captain-like behaviour.

He has shown his petulance for two consecutive weekends now - he's letting himself, the club and the Arsenal fans down.
Don't u think Gallas should apologise to GAYnners for that show of shame?

I thunk a captain is a leader, someone who stands firm in adverstity and sticks by his troops no matter what.
Lil wonder Alan Hansen called him a plonker.

@ Loyika,

I have just one word for u: DE JAVU.

First all, it was quadruple. . . .
Spurs broke that dream and u were shouting TREBLE.
United broke that dream again and now its DOUBLE.
Milan is about to do anutha damage and now its the PREMIERSHIP which Arsenal can never win.

Arsenal rarely recovers from a Man Utd hiding. . . . Has that not come to pass?
It is now 3 games without a single victory. . . .your buncha featherweights couldn't even beat a 10-man Birmingham for 93 minutes!!
Lets see how u cope with a rampant Villa on saturday. . . Anutha draw beckons at the Emirates. Lets hope Gallas won't kick Almunia on saturday.
Gallas wasn't crying ONLY because Clichy goofed. . . He cried because the last wall of resilence was broken down when Birmingham got that penalty.

@ J-K,

Debosky is now a secret United lover? Who wouldn't?
The same United made Arsenal look like a pub team and they bludgeoned Loyika's Keeganish Newcastle to death.
Debosky is also in love with Wes Brown because no defender has been able to cage Hleb like Wes Brown does.
Agbonlahor/Ashley Young will add to Wenger's misery this weekend. . . . . Anutha draw at the Emirates.

@ Debosky,

Wes Brown is shyte as a CB and is shyte as RB. . . . . .
No one is painting Wes Brown black. . . . maybe his technical ability is painting him black.
Ronaldo didn't ask for a payrise when Fergie upped the ante for him. . . Wazza also got double-pay. . . .
When u play well for United. . . You will be rewarded before even asking. . . . . Brown should let his ability do the talking.

No footballer can be broke n busted in England. . . .  .Doctors make 50k a year and are living very comfortable.
Footballers are making 40k a week. . . . . How in the name of Zeus will they be broke with that kind of money?
Is Debosky on shroomz? Wes Brown and Silvestre are the most weak-minded Man Utd players i know.
They are both low in confidence and they get confused everytime while in possession.

@ Loyika,

Go and put your house in order.
Ade wants to punch Bendtner. . . . . .  Gallas wants to kick Clichy(Is this a team or buncha POWs?)
Aston Villa is next in line to rub salt on Wenger's injury. . . . watch out for Reo-Coker. . . . He might bruise Fab4 or Flamster this weekend.

Don't compare your slave-players at Arsenal to the cream players at Man Utd.
Apart from Billy the Bitch. . . .No Arsenal defender earns as much as Brown. . . . not even Senderos who was a 2k per week man as at 2006.
Tell me. . . .u make 3 milla every matchday and u cannot pay your players?? Where is this money going to? Wenger's butt?

@ J-K,

Stop flogging a dead horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debosky will find it hard to understand all these. . . . Eduardo's horrific injury has undone something in Debosky's white matter.
How can anyone in 2008 say United's mean defence should be credited to Wes Brown? What a heap of applesauce from a GAYnner!!!

@ Rikkyjen,

U keep missing the point. . . .
Ferdinand started with 90k a week for Man Utd in 2002 . . .There's no way his wages will dip when he still performs week in week out.
Rooney started with 50k a week in 2004. . . . He has improved tremendously. Even the most passionate GAYnner will agree Wazza is class.
Cristiano started with 12k a week in 2003 and now earns 110k because of his contribution last season and Real Madrid is lurking around.

Wes Brown has deteriorated . . . . He was a better player in 1999. His injury is the only factor but why pay more to a donkey?
Shoot!!! Patrice Evra earns 36k a week. . . . . . . . Is Wes Brown better than Patrice Evra?
Blimey. . . . Wes should be contented playing for Man Utd. Any other thing he gets should be regarded as a bonus.
There are better players in lower teams who would kill to play for Man Utd without wages(Sagna/Belletti/Chimbonda).

@ Debosky,

What a way to console yourself!!!! New spirit forged? I thunk it was originally printed after the demolition at Old Trafford.
No one gave Arsenal a chance after 1st half? Are u this deluded?
Arsenal 11 versus Birmingham 11 was always going to be difficult for the Brummies. . .
After Eduardo's horrific injury, Birmingham was reduced to 10 men. . . That was a fat chance for Arsenal to win the game and they blew it!!!!!

The match officials/FA look at the intent . . . . .Your street urchins u called players don't have to break legs till they are shown RED CARDS.
Petrov was sent off today for the same thing Gallas did to Nani. . . .It makes u wonder how Gallas got away with his show of shame.
I wont be surprised if Gallas is shagging Brian Barwick . . .Afterall, he is a gay especially with his hair-style.

Gallas has surrendered the title to Man Utd with the way he cried, screamed and threw tantrums on saturday.
His resilent spirit has been broken. . .Only an idiot will ignore what happened after the game. . .Arsenal's 3rd game without a victory? Coincidence?
Oooooops, i got it. . . .Gallas' excuse for kicking the ad board is because of his passion? What won't i hear from these Gaynners?
What happened to that passion when Rooney turned his guts inside out at OT? Y'all sods are pathetic.

Fergie has always maintained his stand on the roles of agents as being dodgy. . . .He said the same thing when Heinze was going beserk.
Wes Brown does not worth more than 45K a week . . . .He should concentrate on his footie and forget about Wes Brown.
Patrice Evra(arguably the best left back in England) earns 36K a week. . . . .Wes Brown should be taking half of that at most.

United's clean sheets should be credited to Wes Brown?  Debosky, it seems Eduardo's injury has undone something in your brain.
Call your SHRINK because it seems u are fast losing it. Wes Brown is the weakest link in Man Utd. A kid of 2 knows that.
If he is that priceless. . . . . .give us Sagna and we will gladly offer u Wes Brown with a Bugatti Veyron sports car.

ARE You AWARE ARSENAL WILL FINISH THIS SEASON TROPHYLESS??

@ Akinalabi,

Word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Man Utd fan feels comfortable with Wes Brown playing for United. . . . He is a necessary evil
Will Wes Brown play if Gary Neville was fit? No way.
Lets compare Evra's penetration to Brown's contributions and u will see the difference. . . .
Lemme make it more glaring. . . . Can we compare Neville's pin-point crosses to Brown's?


@ Debosky,

Why don't y'all concentrate on the disintegration of your season and when did u become Brown's fan?
How can u compare Lampard to Wes Brown? We all know how important Lampard is to Chelsea. . . stop making dud comparisons.
Fergie values experience? I am having a laugh. . . . Quinton Fortune? Nikky Butt? Phil Neville?
How many goalkeepers were in United when Roy Carroll stalled on his contracts? Didn't Fergie ship Carrroll out ??
Brown is playing with his career. . . . .Simpson, O'Shea and Hargreaves can fill that role perfectly, and that is IF Fergie refuses to buy Bosingwa.

Lets talk abot Arsenal a bit. . . . .
Don't u think your gaffer is the most hypocritical gay in the game?
I feel sorry for Eduardo. I honestly hope he makes a full and speedy recovery.

However, after last week's shenanigans, and some eleven and a half years of ill-discipline and petulance since he assumed the reins at Arsenal, Wenger is in no position to be talking about discipline and bad challenges.
Wenger is a bad example to his players. . . . .his fisticuff with Alan Pardew still lingers in ma memory.

The reaction of your players at the end of the game was ominous if you're a Gooner, particularly Gallas, who looked like a broken man!
Who woulda thunk the same Gallas that went to the media to say Man Utd players are arrogant will kick an ad board?
Captain Gallas cried. . . . and all at the hands of one of Fergie's old boys, Alex MCLeish, priceless!!!!!

@ MC Omo,

U gotta admit Billy The Bitch went over the top!!!!
How do u explain his disgraceful attempted charge at Birmingham fans(there were kids on the stands for crying out loud).

On anutha note, it was nice to see Wenger saying that teams go out to kick his team!
This came outta the mouth of a man who said it was ok to kick Luis Nani last week cos he was showboating.
 
Wenger's comments after the game need to be looked at and i hope CCTV evidence vindicate GALLAS for the second time in succession.
The GAYnners HAVE WELL AND TRULY LOST THE PLOT.

Exactly ma point!!!

Wearing that RED SHIRT should be enough incentive for Wes Brown.
This is a lad that has won 5 PREM titles, 2 FA cups and 1 UCL title.
Arsene self-servicer cannot even boast of such achievements as a manager.
Brown should sit up and take what's on the table.

@ tkb417,

It works both ways.
Wes Brown has filled in for Gary Neville and he seems to have improved in his confidence while in possession and also ball distribution.
He hasn't been great going forward to hurt opposition but he has been solid defensively.
All these positives is not lost on me but Brown shouldn't also forget the fact that Man Utd didn't let him down when he was crocked.

Most managers would have sold him off with the number of times he has been crocked in the past.
Ferguson stuck by him through thick and thin . . . .Fergie once named him the most natural defender in England in 2003/04 season.
Wes Brown has only made 187 appearances for United in 10 years due to various knocks in his career.
This is the time he should pay back his dues and take whatever Ferguson offers him. . .
He has won medals that most players are still dreaming to clinch just because he plays for MAN UTD . . He should RESPECT that.