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J-UNIT or fuckever spastic name ur parents named u.
Are u outta ur fucking mind? Don't u have any decorum to keep your filthy mouth shut?
What pleasure do u derive in constituting a nuisance on a forum. . . . . .Are u trying to be noticed or u are just being moronic?
If u know what suits u. . . . . take a hike or go kill yourself.
I will make this place HELL for u if u don't tape it shot.
Sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!

loyika:
Why is "Demento" angry

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article3399661.ece

Old Prune Face really does have some nerve Imagine him saying Arsenal get preferential treatment ; ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH!?

The Scum United manager is complaining about preferencial treatment from the FA , what won't we hear. This coming from a man that bullies refs to add more time in games, especially when United are chasing a result.

This coming from a man that didn't mind when his own players were kicking Reyes left, right and center. He complains about Gallas FFS Scholesy gets away with blue murder, and he complains about Gallas.

WHAT A self-servicer!!

Anyway i hope Keegan does us a favour and give SAF something to think about, afterall, he has inflicted some heavy defeats on "Sour Puss" before as Man City's boss.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/newcastle/article3399580.ece

For our match tonight, FAB4 says it all;

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/arsenal/article3399673.ece

Might add more to that later in the day.

GOONER 89

Just like your gaffer, u are a serial self-servicer.
Everyone knows the FA protects the gaynners . . . . .Your team is so pathetic everyone wants u to win the title as under-dogs.
How can the FA say what Gallas did to Nani does not amount to VIOLENT CONDUCT? Was that a friendly kick or what?
FA are the most pathetic football body in Europe. . . . . .Buncha asswipes who cannot be straight for once in their miserable lives.

Fabregas nearly amputated Ashley Cole's legs in December and he didn't even get booked.
Gallas kicked Nani from behind like a coward that he is and he gets away with murder. . . . . .
Lil wonder the indiscipline in that team keeps growing. . . . .72 RED CARDS and still counting.
Whether the FA likes it or not . . . .Arsenal will not win the premiership.
Lets see if the FA will score goals/win matches for them.

Buncha twats.

@ Loyika,

Like gaffer like fan.
I can't believe u are an advocate of violence. U are hoping Nani gets hacked down because he is expressing himself on the pitch?
How pathetic and devilish are y'all gaynners? When Henry was taking the piss outta players on the pitch. . . did u wish him this bad?
When Pires and Henry decided to take the dummy penalty-kick. . . . Did u wish their airplane to crash in the atlantic ocean?

Nuthing will happen to Nani if he decides to showboat in the next 100 matches.
He will only bait more players into getting match suspensions. How many times have u seen Ronaldo injured/stretchered off the pitch?
In the last 12-18 months. . . . .Ronaldo is yet to suffer any major knock. . .
Now, Lets count the number of players that have been booked as a result of violent conduct/tackles against ronaldo.
That ratio makes ur comment look foolish. . . . . I pray Eboue/Flamini tries it again in April and we shall see who would face the gun.

Buncha pathetic cowards!!!!!
Arsenal players choose their targets and they bully em on the pitch.
When Rooney was dilly-dallying with the ball after a foul was called. . . . . why didn't Toure or Gilberto kick him?
Can Flamini or Gallas kick Wazza the way they kept kicking Nani?
He would fucking punch their gypsy faces out of their cranium and get 13 match suspension.
Its BLOOD at OT in April.

@ Ifalways,

I will tell the whole world about your village.
No problemo. . . . . . . . .
Make sure u have good roads, electricity and portable water supply.

@ Ifyalways,

Thanx for clearing the air.

Ibo gals marry for love? I think NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Do u know the reason Ibo fellas dont marry till they are abt 40-50?
Its simply because these geezers have to save enough to marry. . . . .
Anyways, its all good. . . . .I will tell ma mate about Abia State.

@ nateevs,

Kalou is a dork.
He should have scored from that Anelka's wonderful pass.
What a delivery. . . . . . Kalou is a Arrow for not making that count.
Drogba or Anelka would have made that count.

@ faketan,

Chacal? A student?
It's either u r dyslexic or hyperopic . . . .
NASU? try NASA.

@ Ifalways,

Why don't u get an office and run an agency as a wedding planner.
20k pounds for mobility? Are u shitting me?
Get serious. . . . . .Whats the exact value of marrying an Abia chic?
Surely, it cannot be more than 20k.

Morocco Maduka, Warrior bros, Oriental bros. . . . .
Are they gangstar rappers?
Just gimme the bill . . . . . (plus your own commission)!!!!!!

Do the math and get back to me ASAP.

@ Ifalways,

I am not fazed. . . . .
Name your price!!!!!!!
I will be damned if everything drowns 20k pounds. . . . .
Is Oliver D'Coque still alive to lighten up the occasion?

@ Gamine,

Are u sure?
Thats TRADITION.
The Groom has to pay the brideprice. . . . .

@ Ifalways,

36 Naira?
Bloody hell. . . . . . .can i marry 100 chics?
Seriously, it has to be more than that cos all those old men would drink cognac and devour bush meats.

However, Abia State. . . . .I was told, is a dangerous ground for visitors.
I was told there are certain areas where people are clubbed to death and eaten.
Is it true?

@ Ifalways,

Of course, one would need that much.
Costumes, drinks, food and the whole shebang will def'ly cost 20,000 pounds at least.
I am talking about classic wedding not cock n bullshit wedding. . . . . .

In your village, brideprice costs 56,000 bucks. . . . thats 250 GBP!!!!!!!!
Blimey. . . . . . . One can marry 20 women in your village easily.
Where is your village again? Onitsha or Enugu?

@ Gamine,

Spoons? Nah
I mean 30 pieces of Silver coins.
The exact amount Judas copped when he betrayed Jesus Christ.

Meanwhile. . . . . whats the bride price in ur village?
5 pregnant pigs or 4 billy-goats ?
LV suitcases or BVLGARI Chronograph?

The groom foots the bill, pay the bride price and pay for the wedding/reception?
Blimey. . . . I feel for ma mate, Emeka. . . . . . .At this junction, he needs a NatWest loan to marry his Igbo chic.

I also heard if the bride holds a bachelor's degree the price increases.
Potentially, a guy needs about 20,000 pounds to marry an Igbo chic.
Something needs to be done to this culture. . . . .

@ Ifalways,

What is shakara?

Besides, are u Igbo?
Help me understand. . . .I thunk it's the bride's parents that organises the traditional wedding and not the groom.
I have heard a lot about conventional Igbo traditional wedding so i know so much.
There are always many suitors around . . . .most of em even go through the parents without the bride's consent, . Its a joke!!!!

@ Ifyalways,

That was what ma Ibo friends told me.

People line up under a shed and the bride is supposed to pour the chosen groom some wine.
Are u in any way suggesting this aint true or what are u on about?
Ask around.

@ Eldee,

Replying meself?
Are u drunk?
Have u seen your team list? Why is Grant doing 4-3-3.
I thunk he would be starting the dynamic duo(DROGNELKA).

Gamine:
if my family says give us two houses in Parkview, with two range rovers and one yacht
The guy has no choice!

At this rate, Only Taiye Taiwo would be interested in you.
2 houses in Parkview? What about 5 mansions in Malibu?

olorogu:
My case is different. I am a student here in the UK. I have a lady back in naija that I have dated for 3-4 years now. At times I feel she doesnt love me enough. She tells me are parents are seriously against marrying outside her tribe (Igbo of'course). Although I believe we are still in the relationship, I am not feeling her if you know what I mean. I am seriously thinking of having one of the naija babes here. should I stick in there or get out fast.

U need to get out ASAP.
Her parents won't budge concerning the inter-tribal schitzo.
She's being prepared for another suitor as we speak . . . Igbo peops are into this arranged marriage thingy.

On her traditional wedding day. . . Many suitors(3-12) will be lining up and she has to pour palm-wine for her chosen one.
How would u feel if she doesn't choose you on the appointed day?
The shock might set your heart racing. . . . .

rapist?
is that a job?

@ ibkaye,

stripper.

@ Dr Ferlie,

Congratulations.
I am dialling 999 again.

30 pieces of Silver.

@ A-40,

If United don't win anything. . . . . . . We still have the TREBLE to chase.
What have y'all got to chase. . .AC Milan is dumping u in this round and the Prem is still a 3 horse race.
Guess what? Fab4 might not play tomorrow as he got crocked by Eboue while training.

Look at this pathetic idiot savant. . . .
You couldnt even sniff a trap set for your saphead . . .
Negress fell into a booby-trap . . . who's gonna save u now? A nanny-goat cornered by a LIGER.

Oh, i need a diction class? Thats not too bad. . .
Me thinks u need to get your head lobotomised
Bloody minger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Dr Ferlie,

How did u get out of jail?
Your solicitor must be fucking brilliant.
Anyways, whats cracking?


@ibkaye,

lapdancer.

Schelemeil?

U didn't have to be that HARSH!!!!!
Simpleton can do.

school teacher.

Splendid!!!!

Hit ma cell when u get baq from work.

@ Akinalabi,

What do u expect from a drunkard?
They didn't talk about Rooney's naughtiness when he wouldn't let go of the ball and eventually got a yellow card!
Nani is a portugeezer and all of a sudden he was show-boating and he deserved to be kicked.

@ Dayokanu,

Singing on the terraces is now showboating cos it upsets the away fans.
Bicycle kick is now showboating cos a player shouldn't be doing what will upset his fellow professionals.

eldee:
err. . .that's jackal's fault

Jackal's fault?
I only took 2 hours of her time. . . . .never knew she would be so knackered after the duel.

@ Islander,

I am sowwwwy!
Can we do it again tonight?

@ Loyika,

NIGERIANS claimed they saw Bruce Willis in Onitsha(Debosky's village) while the movie was being shot.
They lied about seeing Tomahawk and different gunships hovering around the eastern parts of Nigeria.
All these tales were LIES. . . . . white elephant lies.

TEARS OF THE SUN was shot in HAWAII.
I was shocked when i saw the DVD disc B when Antoine Fuqua mentioned it.
Who woulda thunk all those rain forest schitzo was in America?

Phat Girls? i haven't even seen that. . . . .what is it about?

Islander:
Yea I have, like on one goat, but since then it has been on "lock-down", I pray it hasnt rust, I will soon find out, don't worry

I see.
Dont get caught without it. . . . . Its very essential.
I use mine from time to time.