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@ Doyin13,

Whatever that means!!!!!
U need Jesus in ur life.

@ R-Dynamite,

Where in the name of Zeus have u been?
Debosky and I actually sent a rescue team to search for u in the wilderness.
Welcome back, . . . do u still watch football?

Rattle snake? Evil forest?
I thunk this was gonna be a stroll in the park. . . . . . .This is turning into ALL THAT GLITTERS AINT BLINGZ.
No problemo. . . . I am sure the locals know where one can get those stuffs with a wad of cash.
Bring it on.

@ Doyin13,

I will catch u on the sports section.
Flaming gay!!

@ R-Dynamite,

Is this tnaidaR?

Your king is a star.
He should join a political party ASAP.
I can deal with the pregnant lizard but a snake on HEAT?
What kind of snakes are we talking about? Black mamba or a King cobra?

@ Doyin13,

It seems u are confused.
Whatz the eye defect? Myopia or Colour blindness?
U musta left the chain-saw in ocho's asshole. . . . .

This is paradise on earth!!!!!

Good wine, nice food, countless women.
At this rate, ur IGWE will be forced to drive me out of the village cos i will COMMIT.
I am thinking of spending ma next vacation in ur village with 5 of me mates.
The outcome of the trip will determine a lot about getting married in Abia State.
Nice idea, innit?

Errrr, whats the punishment for defiling overripe spinsters in ur village?

doyin13:
hehehehehehe. . . .

Your yansh hole sure is deep. . . .

Are u giving me hints you are a flaming gay?
Leave ma ass alone. . . . . .
Why don't u take a trip to Brighton. . . . they hold gay events every year.
The last time i check. . . it is not too far from Pompey.
Dirrrrty South!!!!! Phbbbbbbbbbbbt.

Jumping chicken? Up-wine?
No wonder an average Ibo man has a pot-belly.
I will stick to the Palm wine. . . . . . It tastes really good.
Lest i forget. . . . . . add bush meat too.

@ Doyin13,

Is that really u in your profile?
Blimey. . . . U look like a horror-film star.
U remind me of leatherface(TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE).
Where's ur chain-saw?

@ Ifyalways,

No problemo.
Ma mates are happy as long as there are pretty spinsters crawling everywhere in the village.
Heard the palm wine in the village is undiluted. . . . . .I cant wait.

@ Doyin13,

Whats ur fixation with ugliness?
I am beginning to think u are very ugly with the way u are going about this topic.
Lets hope u get a pretty babe(u can find many of em in South London).
However, u have to pray u dont have dominant genes cos even if u marry beyonce. . . .your tots will all look like ur ugly self.

@ Ifalways,

Your king should be commended for keeping the price this low.
I am going to start by buying him a SUV. . . . . How does that sound?
Whats this village called so i can tell me mates over here to descend on the area like the 10 plagues of Egypt.
I hope u dont get caught in the plague cos these boys are really up for it.

@ Ifyalways,

U didn't tell me this last night, did ya?
Ok. . . . .guesstimate how much it will cost without the so called gluttonic umunna?

@ tkb417,

Aberdeen is slugging it out with Bayern tonight.
Dayokanu's palms must be sweaty now. . . . . . . . .
I wish they crash out tonight or wait for SPURS or EVERTON to thump em.

Arsene Wenger wants to build another Emirates stadium in Milan.
That man is a pathetic gay.
He is still going to blame Adebayor's height as the reason why he doesn't score.

@ tkb417,

Hall of shame? Now thats a food for thunk.

Kolo Toure has not full recovered from his injury in Africa.
However some school of thunks believe Zaki and Rooney are responsible for the latest injury of his.
The way Wazza turned him last weekend must have dislocated Toure's patella.
Wazza is dangerous.

@ tkb417,

Arsene knows the game is over.
No English club has ever beaten AC MILAN at San Siro. . . . . .
Dont be surprised if GAYnners get beaten by 4-0.
They have been losing by that margin in all the cup competitions this season.
5-1 to Tottenham, 4-0 to Man Utd and maybe 6-2 to AC MILAN.

@ Dayokanu,

Wenger is a Arrow.
He will complain about anything. . . . .
Imagine what GAYnners will be saying now if Adebayor didn't play last night. . . .
Many will say he would have scored a hatrick. . . . . . They will be the first english team to be eliminated in the UCL.

1-1 is a very good result.
We should just turn up the heat at OT and win 3-0.

If they hadn't scored, Fergie would have removed Rooney for Tevez and play him as a lone striker.
The goal got Fergie agitated and he decided to use 2 upfront with Nani and Ronaldo on the flanks.
Compare Nani's crosses to Giggsy. . . . . .Look at the quality of the delivery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We missed Nani in the 1st half. . . . .we had about half a dozen corner-kicks and we didnt make any of em count.
Its pathetic.

@ Akinalabi,

Its ridiculous!!!
Scholesy didn't cross the halfway line. . . . .Wassup with that?
We invited Lyon to score us. . . . .that was unforgivable.

@ Ritchboy,

Score draw? Don't be silly.
U couldn't score at the Emirates . . . U wanna score at San Siro?
Come on. . . . . Lets be realistic here.

I told u weeks back that all Milan has to do is to force a draw.
They have so many injured players just coming back so they will be happy with a draw.
In a fortnight, Dida will be back and that alone will give them the drive to cause damage to Arsenal.

P.S.  When will ADEBAYOR score his 1st Champions league goal? His 14th attempt and no goal? Damn!!!!!!!

I think Wazza's problem is he tries TOO HARD TO SCORE.
He is everywhere on the pitch unlike Ruud Van Nistelrooy who doesn't lie too deep to score.
Wazza will come good with time. . . . He is an important player and he combines well with El-Apache and Ronaldo.

United's problem is Giggsy/Scholesy. . . . . .Let Nani/Anderson start always. . . .Giggs is undermining Nani's confidence.
I wish J-K can go to Manchester before the weekend and break Giggsy's leg.
He might have picked an injury just before he was substituted. . . . .I just hope so.

@ Eldee,

What gives?
U couldn't even score at the Emirates . . . . .This tie is officially over.
Arsenal CANNOT win at San Siro. . . . .Match officials let AC Milan get away with murder on that ground.
GATTUSO will bully and chase FAB4 back to Catalonia.

@ J-K,

I am worried about Rooney but i am sorry, we cannot afford not to play him.
He adds energy, he hustles defenders and he draws attention to himself to free up players like Ronaldo and Tevez.

The major problem is the pensioners Ferguson keeps starting.
Scholesy and Giggsy should be starting from the bench. . . . The energy required to play these days is humungous and these guys can't cope.
This was a match United should have won if we wanted to. . . . .Fergie gives too much respect to teams when we play AWAY and thats criminal.

Hopefully, we should do them at Old Trafford.
HOLY TRINITY must start the game. . . . . .hit these bastards like bang-bang-bang.
Score 3 goals and bring on the pensioners to slow the game down.

I dont really think the number of items matter. . . . Its the value of it that counts.

In Nwando's list, i saw Ovaltine, Snails, Body cream, soap and reh reh reh.
This can't be more than 10 pounds. . . . Igbo boys should step up and HELP these overripe spinsters.

Ekpeye babes should start migrating to Lagos to help themselves.
I am sure there are overripe brothers waiting to get hitched as well.

@ Nwando,

May God Bless you.

In other words, Nigerians in diaspora have no chance at all but to fall to their cheap schemes of milking money. . . . .
Interesting!!!!!!!!! Is there a way out of this schitzo?
Why should kinsmen make fortunes outta the bridegroom? What was their contribution to the development of the bride in question?

@ Ifyalways,

What do u have to say to this new evidence against y'all?
Spit on it cos i am waiting for u to clear the air on this Igbo wedding kizzack.

Virgins? Nah. . . . . . I aint Kanu Nwankwo.
I cant be bovvered if these chics are Vs or Non-Vs. . . . It doesn't count for me or any of ma mates.
All we need is a wife material.

@ Ifyalways,

A Shrine?
C'mon. . . . . . I am kinda scared of stuffs like this.
Take a bath in a shrine. . . . . .I'll be quaking in me boots, trust me.
U have me word. . . .All the money will be going to ur accounts via WU.

I am still game.
Erm, are we allowed to bear arms when we visit?

@ Ifyalways,

I will hit ur cell when me and ma home-boys are ready.
We are still trying to do several online transactions to pull all the money out.
Discount?? Now u are talking. . . . .I wouldn't mind 100% discount.
What other benefits come with the discount. . . . Palmwine or Kola?

@ Ifyalways,

Dont take it personal. . . .
Besides, the oriental brothers will not like the tone of ur voice.
How do u expect em to cop the cheddarz if u dont welcome foreigners?
The State needs the foreign exchange so u may want to modify ur last post.

@ Ifyalways,

So u are not only racist but a tribalist as well.
Lord have mercy.
Abia State u say? I will watch out.

Gamine:
Now i still don't relate well with girls.
my galfriends are not more than eight
rather be with guys most times!!!

I feel your pain. . . . Opposites attract!!

56 Naira including VAT?
Your village is tight. . . . .
Lemme guess. . . . There will be MORE MEN than women cos men from other areas musta married all the women in ur village.

ifyalways:
bride price?
in my place the bride price is N56 NAIRA

Does that include VAT?