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illiterate?
. . . . . .I am having a laugh.
My little' finger is smarter than your whole clan put together.
I don't rely on benefits like u do. . .
Look before u leap, loser. You don't want to go down this lane with me.

@ I-man,

I see where your problem lies.
Long distance sexual intercourse with women? Like u were shagging your chinese whores?
This kid is pathetic. You need Jesus in your life.

Maybe u should try and get a job before peeping in someone else's window.
Dinner-whoring with women in UK is not the best way to live.
Begging different women for a place to sleep at night is appaling for a full blooded young man like you.
Keep hunting for women on Nairaland to self-service your wrinkled cock on . . . . . .
More lube to your PENIS.  

Dāwīḏ:
1. A human being can only have 1 brain . . . u thus cannot use the expression "brain[b]s[/b]" to refer to the brain of I-man.

2. Trisomy-21 is a genetic disorder and NOT an infection . . . it is impossible to have "trisomy-21 infected brains".

Reh, reh, reh and reh . . . . . . Thanx for the correction.
It takes one to know one as Africans always say.
Is this Davidylan?
If i were gay . . . .I would defend my boyfriend too.

@ Islander,

I ma join u in a minute. Lemme deal with this irritant peddling grimy stories about me.

@ Cougar,

Go and join your wife in bed.  
Dont come back here without a good defense to your anti-Fergie rants.
If i may ask, how did u fall in love with Man Utd?  
Geezers like u should be supporting Chelsea, Fulham or QPR.
The last thing i need here is a plastic fan.

@ I-man,

I have your GP's notepad with me.
The things he pointed out about u is erm, erm, lewd.
From what i gathered, It was confirmed in his report that you have got a mental disease.
Did u say WANKING ON YIM? C'mon mate. . . .You didnt have to bite my ideas, do ya?
I accused u of wanking on YIM before u stole ma lines, be ORIGINAL . . . Mr Arrow.

I looked in the dictionary and i cannot find your sexual orientation. . . . .Not straight because u are gay.
Not gay because u sleep with animals. Sex scientists are still scratching their heads to find a term for u.
I hope and pray they get one before u finally give up the ghost.
Nigga . . . . take a cue. . . .Sleep with women NOT men.

I-man:
@Chacal/cougar

Chatting to yourself is the height of lunacy.What else do you do with yourself? Give yourself a Mouth Gig? Do you finger yourself as well?

I mean. . . .if you can maintain a running convo with yourself,there can't be any boundaries

Get your head out of your ass!Its 1:30 am on a Monday morning for Christ sake,too late to be having a hangover.

Interesting!!!!
I have been told many times u have a virus in ur brains but i never thunk the damage was this humungous.
2 people are online chatting and then the only thing your trisomy 21-infected brains can tell u is they are the same.
Living up till this age must be a miracle. A man with ur brain capabilities should have bitten the dust 19 years ago.
How old are you again? U better tell ur parents to order some wreath and keep it in the freezer cos u might just drop dead anytime soon.
I dont wanna come to your funeral so i may send my dog to pay ur gay-ass ur last respect.
1.30am on monday morning? Please explain what are u doing online if not wanking to the pictures of the women on Nairaland.
Rotten-Perv!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

It's either you are incredibly smart or you are INCREDIBLY STUPID. . . . . .neutrals can draw their conclusion.
So you are one of the ninnies spewing balderdash and causing ruckus here. . . .I am grossly disappointed.
Did i say i am disappointed? Sorry. . . . .i am taking that back. I mean. . . . . I should have seen it coming.
What can one expect from a lad in the centre of a Mess Group Intimacy? Eat a DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Cougar,

Please ignore I-man. He can be a nuisance sometimes.

Well. . . . .You have a point, mate.
Flipping the script, how do u expect Ferguson to work out the best combination if he does not experiment?
The game against Bolton and West Ham were just a bad day in the fucking office. Ronaldo had to be rested. What if Diouf had injured him?
Blimey . . . .The rest he had then is reaping mad benefits now. 25 goals and still counting. I cannot Ferguson at all.

The only mistake he is making now is the extra personnel we need in the attack line.
I hope Manucho gets his documents sorted so we can have a ball from now till May.
Evra and O'Shea(Gambian Turkey) can sort out the left back issue. I think we are good in every other department.
Lets support the gaffer. He brought us this far. I believe he can deliver the TREBLE.

@ Cougar,

All y'all West London boys cannot analyse footie to save The Queen's life. What are u on about?
Players have to be rotated based on the opposition the team is facing. Godson(Darren Fletcher) is the only name i dont wanna see in the team list.
He is not good enough to wear the RED SHIRT. Anderson should be given more time and Scholesy should be reserved for UEFA matches.

I saw Manucho's goals and that player looks so DANGEROUS.
He is DROGBA mark II. His header was like a foot-shot. Tony Sylva looked so dazed and foolish at the same time.
Guisseppe Rossi also scored a cracker as well but his team went on to lose to Real Madrid.
Damn, every player we dumped in Spain are killing the charts. Forlan, Ruud and Rossi.

@ Cougar,

Ronaldo is the best player in the world as we speak. His movement, balance, speed and goal sesnse keep improving.
He is young and has an avalanche of ENERGY. Cristiano reminds of me George Best in em days. I cannot really understand why FIFA chose anyone ahead of the Portugeezer.

If we can keep him and the other members of the HOLY TRINITY fit, then we can do the TREBLE. How do u stop this trio for 90 minutes?
Mark Hughes said United is stronger this season than the last. Do u know Man Utd has only conceded 3 goals in the PREM this season?
Rio and Vida have been immense. They are easily the best centre-halves in Europe.

WE CAN DO THE TREBLE.

@ Islander,

Shhhhhhhh. U dont wanna let people hear about what happened in SVG.
Lets keep that under wraps for now.

@ Cougar,

Don't mind those twats. I am sorry for the mistaken identity. Nairaland can be a big ball of fuckery sometimes.
Be careful of this zone. There are many ninnys lying around this forum trying to be smarter than Einstein.
You stay in London? Where about?

JACKAL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!