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@ Ritchboy,

Fabregas is extremely over-rated. I have heard people say he is the best player in the planet.
Blimey . . . Cesc does not command a starting role in Spain and he is a better player than Scholes?
Its unbelievable. Are u guys aware that Fab4 was sold to Arsenal because he couldn't displace Iniesta and Xavi at Barcelona?

Fabregas is better than Scholes?
I rest my case. This is the height.
What else are u going to tell us? Adebayor is better than Careca?

What has Fabregas actually done this season? Nothing. What has he won as a player in Arsenal? Nothing of note!!!!!
2 months of good form this season and then ZILCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where was Fab4 when he was run ragged by Tottenham's midfielders.
Cesc is over-rated . . . .In Spain, Iniesta and Xavi and prolly Alonso will get a NOD AHEAD OF CESC.

In England, there is only one SCHOLESY.

@ Eldee,

Brown was in the 99 squad not a senior member of the team just like Chris Eagles was in our squad last season.
It will be folly to say Chris Eagles/Pique was better than Hleb/Toure last season just because he won the league on the bench.

In 1999, Giggsy and Scholesy contributed immensely to the cause.
TREBLE winning team . . . . .Man Utd is the last team to do the TREBLE so Milan, Real Madrid or Barca has nothing on Man Utd.

Jaap Stam was the main guy in 99 so your analogy there is very wrong. Brown was never a member of the senior team in 1999.

@ Nateevs,

Well said.
Until Fabregas and Rosicky/Hleb win Prem titles/UEFA Champions league and a TREBLE . . .They should never be compared to GIGGSY/SCHOLESY.
Scholes has done it with Man Utd time and time again so any comparison will be dud for now.
Man Utd has the egde over Arsenal in all departments. Should we compare both managers as well?

@ Eldee,

Scholes depreciated? A player that has been injured for several months has depreciated.
You said the same thing about Neville too. Your definition of depreciation/rustiness is a bit warped.

Are u saying u would choose Adebayor or any Arsenal striker over Theirry Henry? I am waiting for your answer.
Head to head, pound for pound. . . . Man Utd is about 12 notches ahead of Arsenal . .
Man Utd players have won time and time again with the spine of this team. . . .Arsenal is yet to win something MAJOR with the present bunch.
Until they do that . . .Lets keep them veiled like a virgin bride.

@ Ritchboy,

We all know you are biased. It is allowed.
Gallas/Toure better than Rio/Vidic? C'mon . . . .You can do better than that.
The number of goals they have conceded is the biggest factor here.

Vidic and Rio have made Van Der Sar so lazy as he hardly does anything these days.
The number of clean sheets United have kept this season is a BIG POINTER.
Only 3 goals conceded at OT in the league? Thats phenomenal.

@ eldee,

Ronaldo had 23 goals-20 assists last season compared to Cesc's 4 goals-16 assists.
If u put their positions into consideration . . . .U will admit it is a land-slide victory for Ronaldo.
Did i hear u say Van Der Sar cannot play for Arsenal? My days.
The Dutch wizard is better than Lehmann/Fabianski/Almunia cloned together.

Wes Brown is not a 1st team member. Gazza is better than Sagna.
Did u say Neville is rusty? He is yet to kick a ball this season so what's your definition of rustiness?
Rio Ferdinand is better than any central defender in Arsenal. His composure and positional sense is the best in the land.
He doesn't seem to do much hustling but he makes the art of defending such an easy task.

Hleb can play on the left and right . . . I am having a laugh.
Such is the quality of Ronaldo that he makes good players like Hleb look like slowpoke.
Hleb scored 3 goals each in his first 2 seasons . . . .Can u believe that?
So far, he has 5 goals in 25 appearances compared to Ronaldo's 25 goals in 25 appearances . . . .
STAT's the way it is.

I will still have Giggs over Rosicky that runs around like a headless chicken.
Ryan Giggs is a decoy . . . .He has got the mojo to run riot over defenders and i agree age has affected his pace and shooting boots.
A moment of brilliance from Giggsy is PRICELESS . . . . Still cannot forget his disguised cross for EL-APACHE's goal against CHELSEA at OT.

Rio Ferdinand Vs Gallas. . . . I am having a laugh.
I saw Rio against the Scousers at Anfield and i think he is the most under-rated defender in the Premiership.
Rio loses concentration more often than Gallas but when he decides to put the boot in . . . .He is the best in UK.

I saw how the duo of Berbatov and Keane ripped Gallas' heart out against Spurs.
His positional sense is appaling . . . .Kolo Toure does all the dirty job for him and without Toure. . . Gallas is a Arrow.
He was a better player in Chelsea. The captain's arm-band has gotten to him like it affected John Terry after being made England captain.

POUND FOR POUND . . . . .Only Bacary Sagna and probably Hleb(if Ronaldo switches to the left) will play in United's first XI.

Negative!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only Arsenal player that will play in Man Utd team as we speak is Bacary Sagna!!!!
I will not trade VDS for Almunia neither will i CHOOSE any of the Arsenal strikers over the HOLY TRINITY.
Anderson is better than Fabregas any day. He might prove this next season.
Giggs at 34 is even better than Thomas Rosicky . . . .
United all the way.
Like i have predicted earlier . . . .I sniff anutha DE JAVU for ARSENAL(The disintegration of a season in ONE WEEK!!!!)

@ Hymen,

This is why i think u are a doofus.
Firstly, your Dad sent the invitation on fbk. . . . .Besides, he stays in village in Nigeria playing his 5-a-side game employing Wenger's formation.
Let him patronise the Mallams and cattle-rearers if he needs a male escort.

Talking about poverty . . . I will feed your whole pedigree without breaking any sweats
This is why i don't have to sleep with a divorcee mum of 4 kids to earn a decent living.

@ Eldee,

Wishful thinking. Owen Hargreaves will handle Fabregas.
His form of late has been appaling. He needs to step up his game.
Ronaldo's form has been so overpowering no one seems to remember Cesc again.

Anderson on the other hand has been tenacious.
His cameo appearance on sunday was just top draw.
I have no doubt in ma mind that Anderson will take Fab4 to the cleaners again.

@ eldee,

A DRAW at OT?
The last time we drew there was the first game of the season against Reading.
United will not play 4-5-1 like y'all. We will be going for the jugular. . . .
Just lemme have the HOLY TRINITY upfront and watch how APACHE will take your shitty defence apart.

I can't wait to see the SHOWDOWN between Anderson and Fabregas again.
It makes me happy when i see wonderboy Anderson takes the piss on Fabregas.
SCORELINE: Man Utd 5-1 Arsenal.

@ wormedup,

Whats been up, homie?
Do u guys have to buy your way to the Quad?
I can't believe Chelsea is still in the quad race . . . .See what i was saying about Avram Grant and Akola wanted to maim me?
Grant is on the same level with Jose Mourinho plus he brings no BAD PUBLICITY to Chelsea.

@ Ritchboy,

Don't even think about it.
1-1 at OT against Arsenal? Forget it.
United will bludgeon Arsenal to death.
Have u forgotten about the HOLY TRINITY? They will be supported by ANDERSON, SCHOLES, OWEN and CARRICK.
It will be a rout. . . . I predict another 5-1 SCORELINE.

@ Loyika,

Seriously speaking, i sense a scouse conspiracy at Soho Square.
United meets yet another Premiership team in the FA cup and Liverpool keeps playing Barnsley or Havant and Waterlooshit.
We play Arsenal, who do we get next? Inter Milan, Brazil 1970 team or Nigeria's 94 team.
The draw is fraudulent. Something is dodgy here. How can we draw Premiership opposition in 14 of the last 17 FA cup draws?
Blimey . . . This is the 10th Premiershiip team on the bounce. Random draw? Yer having a laugh.
Is it because we are called THE RED DEVILS?

@ Eldee,

You are taking the piss if u think Arsenal will come to OT and win.
1 billion viewers will be tuning to watch this. We can derail your season if we whup your Arses.
Ferguson Vs Wenger. . . . Ronaldo Vs Adebayor. . . . . . .Anderson versus Fabregas.
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My main gripe with this draw is that the tie will be moved to sunday to be BBC's tie of the round.
It means one day less to recover before UEFA duty . . . Thank God we are playing Lyon and not AC Milan.
If the FA are serious about supporting English teams' European campaigns, then the match should be played on friday; if they are only interested in TV money, it will be on Sunday. What a shame!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Lets analyse the situation.

Man Utd is on top of the league . . . .We shall control our destiny.
We don't need to check what Arsenal played to leap-frog y'all.

Secondly, You are facing Man Utd at OT in the FA Cup.
A kid of 3 knows a defeat is inevitable for the GAYnners.
Home advantage et al plus United's form will carry us through.

Lastly, Its AC Milan in the Uefa Champions League.
Blimey. . . . . Have u seen Pato?
What Berbatov and Lennon can do, Pato will do better.
Be warned.

@ Hymen(I-man),

Yet another waste of bandwidth from a PIECE OF BLACK SHIT.
The same ol' recycled garbage time and time again.
You will produce idiots if u marry a fool like you.

How's your palm-oil self-servicer of a Dad doing in the village?
I was looking through his facebook and one of his devious hobbies is playing 5-A-SIDE game.
To all neutrals, 5-a-side game is a game of 5 minutes where 5 fingers working as a unit/in unison are wrapped firmly around a wrinkled cock playing against 5 cups of PALM-OIL. . Lest i forget, it requires no match official.

@ MC Omo,

You know me inside out? You wish . . . . .
I have warned my folks in Lagos to unleash 'em PIT-BULLS on u the next time u do your usual RECCE on ma street.
Your pictures have been distributed to all em Vigilante groups and Bow n Arrow totting Mallams.

@ Ritchboy,

I wasn't pleading for her . . . .I was trying to save your ass from being bludgeoned.
Many tried. . . .many cried . . .many died.
Islander will make u question everything u have ever believed in.
Blimey . . . .Razorr chopped u to bits. . . .Islander will send u to HELL.
Now enough of this otherwise i wont come to your aid.

@ Loyika,

I understand u PERFECTLY.
You should know what i am about by NOW . . . .
Le Chacal is not the type that bring's people's personal life to a public forum.
Hymen started this schitzo . . . .He thinks if he plays DIRTY i will stand back and watch . . . .He named the wrong pocket.

I will shit on him until he learns to BOW DOWN to a force greater than him.
This bastard has nothing on me apart from what the Gambian Turkey told him.
Same ol' recycled garbage . . .Its becoming a bore.
Anyways . . . .what are your chances of doing the TREBLE* this season?

*= 3 TROPHYLESS SEASONS.

@ Islander,

Its too early for this.
Please, thats enough. . . . .
Dont let these GAYnners cause chaos and anarchy in our zone.

@ Ritchboy,

Be a gentleman and let Islander be.
This is not your WAR.
Don't participate . . . You can be a spectator though.

@ Loyika,

Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . . . . . .
Now i can have decent footie talk with the WISE ONE.
In all honesty, man servant started the schitzo. I should have listened to u.
I shouldn't have let the gay go near a PC.
His confidence is on the high now and he thinks he is a macho-man. . . . .Don't worry, i will take him to the cleaners.
Afterall, Bendtner felt the same way and he got served by Adebayor.

@ Islander,

You ripped Ritchboy.
Please pity the lad. A hungry man is an angry man.

I-man:
Abeg,how does your chatting on YIM amount to boning someone? Abeg,"screw" her well well,her muguness is too much

Its obvious you are a bad son of an irresponsible father.
What i do with ma life is none of your fucking business. If u don't have nothing to say, tape it shut!!!!!
One of the reasons you got dumped by a mother of 4 kids is because u couldn't give a decent performance in bed.
Heard through the grapevine u constantly lose erection mid-way. Who wouldn't with a dozen of rubber tied to a willy? 0% sensitivity.

@ tkb417,

Welcome back to the land.  Please don't put me in a silo.
Twats and Pillocks will run RIOT here when i am gone.
Any hope for Nigeria tonight?

@ Debosky,

What are u insinuating? Chacal came back and he caused this ruckus, huh?
Chacal should be held responsible for tsunami and hurricane Katrina.
I can't be mad at u. The IQ of an average GAYnner is a single digit.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh . . . lemme tell u a secret . . .Arsenal thread is hosting the next CIVIL WAR.

@ MC Omo,

Even at this stage, i don't know what to do to your stinking ass.
Why the obsession? I gave up my old handle because of people like u.
24 hours after the new one was launched, you are still after my ass. . . . . . . Are u sure we maintain a decent offline relationship?
You are fake, a pussy, a phoney and a STAN!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man(Hymen)

How does who i bone affect your father's savings account? When are u going to grow up and act sensible for once in your lifetime.
Ohhhhhhhhh, You consider yourself a PLAYA now because u were able to shag a mother with 4 kids? This leprechaun makes me want to puke.
How does your 3 inch willy fit the canal? I guess u wear 12 condoms at the same time to at least get a decent coochie clutch.
A 25-year-old black male shagging someone old enough to be his aunty has no GAME especially in the UK(land of abundance).
I won't really waste ma time popping shots at u . . . . .Your sexcapades and your father's devious wanking schematics should leave u in misery.

@ Re-loaded/TOH

Too bad u got caught in the cross-fire. When u allow retards like Hymen to display your picture in that manner then you are bound to be shot.
I-man compared u to a Rolls-Royce . . . .You cannot blame him. He shags bingo players in the UK so i don't expect him to have any iota of CLASS.
I still maintain the person in the picture looks like a labouring Orangutan(my opinion) . . . .
P.S. . . . I will ignore the fuckery u popped at me for now. The next time u try that with me, i'll cop a squat and shit on u. BE WARNED!!!!!!!!

How would u know what i have been wanking over? Is this guy normal?
Rolls Royce to a Russian Lada. If the girl in the link is your comparison to Rolls Royce then u are a buster.
I don't roll with CHIMPZ like that  
Like i have said, Post the pix to your sick father.
He would spurt a gallon of semen wanking to such douche-bag.

@ Kitaun,

Can u please do me a fucking favour?
Please stop TALKING ABOUT ME . . . . .Don't u get tired aiming all your posts at me.
Besides, I am not your aburo(we are not siblings so shut your fucking trap and talk about something else).
Even if u are older than me. . . . .ACT IT!!!!! You act like a toddler who had his toy taken from him by a pedophile.

Jackal this . . . .Jackal that. Don't u guys have a fucking life?
Bloody Hell . . . . Jackal is Cougar . . . .Jackal is shagging Razorr. . . . .Jackal is Hucarson. What else? Jackal is sleeping with your mother?
Dont involve Rikkyjen or anyone else . . . .They appear more sensible than u do. Stay on point and get a life.
You are pissing me off REAL BAD . . . .Talking about how i confessed to u about fuckery . . . .Are u insane?
One thing i wont take lightly is you lying against me . . . .we can trade words casually but don't FUCKING LIE AGAINST ME.
You are a man, act it and don't act like a PUSSY(MC OBO).

@ Debosky,

This is why we cuss each other out.
Ade has scored at OT before and reh reh reh. Do u know how that sounds?
JS Park has scored against Arsenal before at OT so i am backing him to score again Thats the way u sound!!!!

You see what i was saying about Eboue(MOFO). His work-rate cannot be questioned(ignore his theatrics).
His absence has exposed Sagna a lot as it was evident against Spurs last week.
Eboue tracks back a lot and he is so important to Arsenal despite what people say about him. U need him at OT!!!!!!

Still fighting? THE CALVARY!!!!!!
It seems you don't know what this place is about. You earn your respect through constant battles with rodents and twats.
I am sure u must have heard people say U EARN RESPECT. On Nairaland, u take RESPECT by FORCE.
If u allow people to TRAMPLE ON U . . . .They won't stop. Its a humungous FOOD CHAIN.

@ Justkunmi,

The zone has been invaded by twats, pillocks, plonkers, sapheads, airheads and simpletons.
Some idiots started a campaign that caused ruckus earlier but they have all gone into hiding.
Anyways, whats good? Have u heard the Arses are coming to OT sooner than we expected?

@ Pahtahkee,

Let us know your real motive.
Stop putting those irritating smileys in ur sentence.
I wanna know if this is for REAL or not . . . . . . . .
Le Chacal is ready to bash the bridge of your nose with a SLEDGE-HAMMER.
I hope your posse of lunatics are standing by to call the paramedics when shit hits the fan.
Lemme cock ma DESERT EAGLES . . . . .Someone's about to bite the DUST.

Fucking Hell . . . . Where is everybody.
It seems all em cold-blooded animals have gone into hibernation.
Cougar, where are you? Lets do the Man Utd debate and see who rules the roost POUND for POUND.

@ Gaynner Pataki,

Whats really bugging you? Did i touch a sore nerve?
Well . . .if u don't know now u know . . . .This is what i am about.
Yours will be the 136th battle and i have never lost ONE.
130 of these bouts have been T.K.O.
Pataki, are you sure you want to proceed?
While you are it . . . . .Call your lawyer to draft your WILL . . . .You might not be seeing your family again.

@ Dayokanu,

I am not looking at u dude . . . . .that sounds like an excerpt of Jigga's HEART OF THE CITY(BLUEPRINT)

Anyways . . .Please work out match odds now . .
Pataki might lose interest and i don't want the Arrow to draw up excuses like ARSEne WenGAY.
His main excuse would be. . . . "it was too dark, i didn't see him coming, i haven't eaten anything today" i am having ma period"

@ Gaynner Pataki,

Lemme laugh for a minute, please.
Pataki Vs Jackal . . .This sounds great. I wont shy away but i will like to know the odds before i even kick or punch anyone.

@ Dayo-Nazi,

Can ur ELFin brains work out the odds?
Lemme guesstimate what i think. . . .
Jackal(1/100)
Draw(14/2)
Pataki( 600,000/1)

@ Dr Ferlie,

Half of 'em are MORONS. The other half prolly twist trees and some of em can't just stand what i represent.
I dont give a toss about these bastards at all. The more the merrier. . . .just clean up the area cos it's gonna be a massive burial soon.

@ Cougar,

We can do the debate later, bruv. I dont have a problem with that.

@ Dayo-Nazi,

I wanna give u a contract. Can u take out homosexual demons outta some members of this wonderful forum?
Le Chacal is homophobic and i can't stand wearing the same shirt as some gays . . . .I am willing to pay $5000 per head.
What says thou?

@ Pahtahkee,

Please do't shoot . . . . .Le Chac is quaking in his boots.
Pataki's gun is bigger than mine . . .an Uzi compared to a dane gun.
Somebody HELPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrow . . . . . Bring your worst dish and i ma take war into your bedroom.
You know me too well . . . . .I would chew u like a carnivore and spew out your bones od Nazi-Dayo's face.

@ Cougar,

Tssssssssssk. . . . .Tsssskkkkkkk
This is not a Church nor Mosque . . . . .I cannot guarantee a peaceful debate.
There are so many vermins lying around the predator and i am so hungry i need to feed on flesh.
Lets do this later when all cold-blooded vermins are hibernating.

I hope you are back with FACTS cos i still think you are a plastic fan.

@ Dayokanu,

You are a Arrow. Nothing can ever change that.

@ Gaynner Pataki,

Its obvious u dont have a mind of your own. You are ship and u need a sailor to turn u left or right.
Have a mind of your own. Stay on point. Take charge and maybe i can take u serious.

@ Dr Ferlie,

Where have u been?

@ tkb417,

Why get me involved in this kizzack?
C'mon partner . . . . . . .We are brothers in arms.
Chacal is a coupist . . . . Abacha? Blaise Compaore? IBB?
Dont mind Dayokanu . . . . .He is a NAZI like Berti Vogts.

@ Dayokanu,

Cougar didn't post on a day Chacal posted? Why not ask Couga why he didn't show up on NL.
Bloody Conspiracy theorists- - - - - - -This is why u will always be a doofus.
It seems everything centres around Jackal on this forum
Chacal this . . . .Chacal that. Nazi-Dayo . . . . be smart, dont be a person.