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ritchboy:
have you looked @ chelseas squad recently? apparently not.if i was in charge i would have done a better job than jose and grant . and how much have they spent in the last 4 years?i think u would need a scientific calculator to calculate.

I have told u times without number not to bring money issues into arguments. No one told Arsene Wenger not spend money. He was given 70 million quid to improve his team and he hasn't bought a decent player with it. Tottenham and Liverpool spent money but where are they on the league table?
Grant has done exceptionally well to have taken Chelsea this far. . . .The only club still in the quad race and has a chance of going further.
Their fixtures in UCL and FA cup should tell u Chelsea has a good chance of winning those competitions than Arsenal/Man Utd.
P.S. They are within a touching distance in the EPL as well.

@ Ritchboy,

Lemme tell u what i think . . . . .

U have the mentality and the fire but u lack originality in ur stuffs.
Blimey. . . . .90% of ur works are bitten from Jackal . . . .
If someone is not smoking his toe-nails or pubic hair, u are killing somebwoy with a sledgehammer or fuckever . . . .
C'mon geezer . . . . .add spice and suspense to ur ideas then maybe u can play in the Premier league.
Right now . . . . .feel free to express yourself in the conference league with Folahann and maybe J UNIT.

Ritchboy ridicules me?
I am having a larf.
He is ma punch bag . . . . I have given him enough body blows to make him die of Parkingson's disease.

Folahann's grooming seems to be taking forever.
Why don't u send him out on loan as he is too crude to be playing in this league.
I heard there's a psychiatric hospiital in Abeokuta/Yaba . . . . It can't be too far from Ketu, innit?

@ MC Omo,

Will Hugh Hefner self-service to a picture?
C'mon Kit . . . .You know how Le Chac roll . . . . That was a cheap shot.
It didn't move me an inch but it gave me the opportunity to take a careful aim and squueze ma trigger.

Talking about u . . . . .
Who are u shagging now? The last time i checked, u was FACELESS(the masquerade)
Running and hopping around the most moronic, depraved and the dirtiest teenage girl on this forum.
Nigga please, u could have done better than chasing that lascivious, spastic gibbon. . .

Besides, You are nearly THRICE her age . . . .She is 19, You are 55.
Kit-Kat, I have seen Nollywood movies where pot-bellied Chiefs go to colleges to catch em young. . . . Are u following their foot-steps?
I was told it purifies the BLOOD. Since your blood is smoky, i can understand the angle u were coming from. Nice idea, wrong target!!!!!!!!!

@ Kitaun,

You are a depraved self-servicer.
How can i be a sexual deviant when u suck Folahann's wrinkled cock?
U need to sort your life. . . . .Come out and tell us what class u really belong to.

@ MC Omo,

You are a manie/meanie.
Bloody Hell. . . . . . . . .U just killed ur own comrade.
Crisis in ARSELAND?

Bloody Hell . . . . .
Jackal was away to see Barca drill Villareal and the whole place is creeping with Vermins and Twats.
Okay . . . .Lemme sift through and seperate the twats from the REAL DUDES.

As much as it pains me. . . .I am going to put y'all mutts in groups. 

MC Omo and Ritchboy:

Buncha sexual deviants. All u do all day is exhibit your voyeuristic tendencies like the animals that you are.
Wenger passed the virus to y'all sapheads so why aint i surprised. . . .Folahann(ya brother) wants to shag Fabregas.
Cougar is Chacal? Why can't y'all lamers accept the fact that we are 2 different peops?
Some things will never change. When will MC Omo ever sound intelligent? I guess until Arsenal wins the Carling Cup.

Presido1 and I-man:

What can i say to y'all?
Sit back and watch. . . . .don't participate.
Don't join the sods . . . .

Dayokanu:

Nairaland's one and only resident retard!!!!!!!!!!!
A lamer, mentally-subnormal, a simpleton and a fucking autistic savant suffering from mid-life crisis.
Yesterday, u was a rapper. . . . .Today, a magician, What about 2mrw? You can be Shitzfeld's dominatrix.
Put a sock in it. . . . .I am ready for y'all bastards tonight so BRING IT ON.
I have not copped a squat on shitheadz for a long time . . . .
Please gimme a reason to do dirt on y'all schmukz.
CLEAR UP THE AREA!

@ Debosky,

That was a cheap shot . . . .a typo.
It has nuthing to do with what we are saying here at all. . . . . .Ronaldo's freekick was unique and stunning.
The whole English media wouldn't be shouting over it if it was an ordinary Kolo Toure or Van persie's pile driver, u gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Dayokanu,

Ha, Dayo-Nazi get gunned up and clapped quick
Mr Debosky get gunned up and clapped quick
Your whole damn Bundesliga gunned up and clapped quick
Folahann, damn you on Fab4's manliness.
So little shorty's gettin gunned up and clapped quick
How much of Chacal's rhymes is gon' come out your fat lips?

@ Debosky,

Manucho had problems with his work permit. Since he does not have the required number of caps for Angola . . He has to start in Europe first.
He is going to Panathanaikos but should be ready by next season. It has nothing to do with his ability.
That guy is a GORILLA and will cause trouble and trauma for Toure/Gallas.

Ronaldo's freekick was magnificient. Were u a science student?
Guess u didn't do projectile in elementary science . .It was how he hit the ball:clearing the wall and dipping in time to find the target that is magnificient
He doesn't bend em around the wall in a spin . . . . .He digs em in a ballerina style.
Please . . . .give him the credits. . . .I know its hard for y'all sods to admit it.

@ Dayokanu,

Bleep Jay-Z . . . . .  .
I rock WHORES . . . .You rock FELLAS(Nas in ETHER).

@ Folahann,

Not even your comrades can help u out on this one.
Lemme make u an offer . . . . . .Surrender you are GAY and i will bovver u no more.
If u don't admit to it . . .I will taunt u from now till kingdom come.
Agreed?

@ Folahann,

You are a doofus for trying to wriggle out of this.
I just told u even SIBLINGS dont share the same room. Why do u want to sleep in the same room with Fab4?
U wanna see him in his undies, hear him snore or what??
Its a different thing if u are a gal but a MAN? You must be a flaming heterophobe.
OPC and Bakassi boys should be alerted so they can nail u to a CROSS with a sign reading SODOMITE placed above ur head.
I hope a black RAVEN flies down to pick out ur eyes and make u BLIND before u die.
Bloody schmuk.

@ Folahann,

You are a bloody mutt for even coming out to defend himself.
Maybe u don't know the true meaning of your post . . . You want to sleep in the same room with Fabregas? Are u crazy?
Siblings dont even sleep in the same room so what the Bleep are u trying to prove? U wanna see Fab4 in his undies?
Why sleep in his room if u don't want us to think u are a flaming gay?
What about wishing u met Fab4 in Arsenal's training camp or fuckever . . . .
You gaynners keep proving me right that u are sodomites . . . . Blimey, u are a prat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAYNNERS . . . . . .Pathetic.

Folahann wants to sleep with all Arsenal players. Bloody hell.
Song, Adebayor, Eduardo and HLEB?? ?? ??
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I recommend a spiritual bath in lake victoria with TB Joshua for 200 days and nights to cleanse u from ur demons.
Fucking gay!!!!

@ Debosky,

U weren't impressed? How would u be impressed?
Bloody hypocrite is not impressed. Did u see the trajectory of the ball and how it sailed past the corners of the goal?
That is precision at its very best . . . .I mean, David James stood rooted like a dummy.

The best free-kicks are the ones keepers dont dive/make attempts to catch . . . .
Give credits to this lad . . . . . . . .He is taking the shine away from the Emirates.
I am sure Adebayor and Fab4 would be biting their lower lip . . . .

@ Folahann,

Wrap an ice-pack around your head and lie down.
You keep spewing balderdash time and time again.
How can u equate discussion/debate to CONFUSION . . . . .
Blimey . . . .u make a retard look extremely intelligent.

Doyindamus?
Doyin13?
Doyin14?
GIVE US FREE?
WE WANT FREE?

@ Ritchboy,

Ronaldo uses the valve technique. Are u saying u don't see Ronaldo look for the valve before lining up the ball?
What about the way he counts his steps back to stand few yards away from the ball? You think all those are coincidence?
Go and get HDTV on a digital signal . . . . .It seems we are not patching on the same wavelength here.
You dont see what i see . . .

@ Folahann,

Tape it shut!!!!
Where is the confusion?
Why are u such an irritant/errorist/alarmist.
When will u learn to speak ONLY when you are spoken to?

@ michelin89

The only person oozing of stupidity here is you.
Didn't u goof that women pay bride-price in India? I wonder who the bride is if the bride is paying the BRIDE-PRICE!!!!!!!!!
Blimey . . .I have read so many foolish comments on this forum but yours has to rank #1 on the "I'M A NINNY" list.

@ Gamine,

Beat the crap out of me?
Characteristics of a feminist . . . . .
What else should i expect? Do the house chores?

@ Gamine,

Whatz up with your signature?  

I wont marry a feminist.
A woman must know she will never be equal to a man in terms of strength and the power of authority that God has given to a man.
A man must also know he will never be equal to a woman in terms of emotional strength and the power of influence God has placed in your hands.
With this on people's mind, the world will be a much better place to live in.

However, human beings are not satisfied with the way they are created.
Men are vying to be a woman. Women wanna do sex change operations and become men.
Some men wanna be feral and lower themselves to animals . . . . .
Mark ma words, Very soon,people will start marrying animals/objects all in the name of women rights.
It's ridiculous.

@ michelin89,

What a cheap way of running away in defeat.
I am not a sexist. I'm a REALIST.
Blimey, i dont support extreme male supremacy. I cannot stand male rapists, sex offenders or sexual deviants but there's also a boundary.
The man is the HEAD . . . .A woman is the neck. Both parties need each other like food and water.
A man does the math . . .The woman does the science.
End of discussion.

@ Ritchbitch,

Yes. Better than Becks.
Ronaldo does it in his own UNIQUE way.

JUNINHO? No chance.
2 contrasting styles. Watch how Ronaldo look for where the valve is . . . . .lines up the valve and hit sweetly at an acute angle with the right leg.
The right leg is positioned like a ballet dancer just before he strikes the ball . . . .Its just pure CLASS.
The outcome is devastating and it gives the ball a weird swerve and dip that is yet to be seen in modern football.
Ronaldo is not GREAT for scoring free-kicks . . . .He is great because he has invented his own way of SCORING FREE-KICKS.

@ michelin89,


It seems u have a warped view of what "weaker" means in this context. It is not necessarily attached to the physical. What about being weak spiritually, emotionally and mentally.
In any rescue operation, women and children are the first to get help because they are regarded as being weak. This is where my problem lies with the feminist thingy. When disaster strikes, women are the first to voice out that they are the weaker sex but when u flip the script over, they want equal rights. You cannot eat your cake and have it.

In Japan, men answer their women's last name . . .Interesting!!!!! Unfortunately, i am an African so that theory barely holds water.
In India, women pay bride price . . . . .for someone that claims to be intelligent, this is the most pathetic statement i have ever seen on this forum.
FYI, women don't pay bride-price, they pay the dowry. Men pay the bride-price. This is practised everywhere in the world.
You need to brush up more on family issues.  You need to understand the difference between the bride price and the dowry.

Bring it on and skip the personal attacks. Women are smarter than Men? Yea right.
Albert Einstein/John Newton/Alfred Nobel were women.
What a load of applesauce/trumpery.

michelin89:
I don't even want to start with you yet. i'll wait for the others.

AJ and TOH, oya make una come. We don buy market!

Go and bring the whole NL to slug this out with me.
While you are at it. . . . .U can also ask what Chacal is all about . . . . .
I am YET to lose any argument i get maself in.

U cannot be the weaker sex and demand equality.

@ michelin89,

This is not about incapability . . .
Thang is. . . .women can't have it both ways. Y'all regard yaselves as the weaker sex and u talk about equality?
How does that add up? If u are weaker than me then we can't be equal, babes.

If women sincerely believe in the so-called equality . . they should start doing the things men do. Let em go to WAR. Affirmative action and the 2-tiered system Wisconsin has got going should be stopped because those are reverse discrimination on its own. Judges should stop handing WOMEN lesser sentences than men because they can blame their CRIMES on PMS or the good ol' menopause.

You said men should be able to rule women? Isn't that happening in most parts of the world?
If a female graduate is blind and stupid enough to marry an illiterate man then she should be ready to face the consequences. A man should be the head of his house. Why do women answer their husband's last name? Brideprice? Move to ma house? and u are STILL here talking about equality?

Please come back with a better defense and stop rubbing minds with A CHIMP  that functions on a single digit IQ.

@ Ritchboy,

The use of English is your greatest undoing.
It will be folly to say Ronaldo is the best free-kick taker in the Premiership . . . .He hasn't scored many to claim that award.
What am i saying is . . . His unique way of making swerves n dips on the flight of the ball is the BEST I HAVE SEEN.
If he can hit another 20 like that then he will qualify as the best free-kick taker in the HISTORY OF THE PREMIERSHIP.

michelin89:
How many men really respect ladies who are lady-like? How many respect their dignity and their personas? I'll tell you: Very few.

I do and i believe MANY MEN do.
A woman should be submissive to her husband. Being submissive is not stupidity.
The Scripture is clear about this. The man submits to God; the woman submits to the man and God . . . . .
It is as simple as that.

The world caved in when the issue of equality came to light.
Its pathetic when u look at the rate at which couples divorce. Kids are being raised without a father figure because women won't remain submissive to their husbands. Kids raised by single parents are more likely to end up being shot or locked up than the ones raised in a conventional family unit.
Feminists should do some soul searching.

@ Gamine,

Are u a pastor?

@ Ritchboy,

RONALDO'S FREEKICK IS THE BEST FREEKICK IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY.
There's no question about it. . . . . . To hit a ball that hard and for it to dip at that velocity defies physical explanation. . . .
No one apart from Ronaldo could have hit with such precision in quite the way he did.

I think u need to switch your TV to DIGITAL signals. It is obvious you dont see what i see during EPL games.
Did u just say Ronaldo blast the ball like Henry/Van Persie or Elano? Dont be such a knob, mr ritchie!!!!!
Ronaldo cuts the ball with an acute angle(similar to when you are playing REVERSE SHOT in a game of pool/billiards).

Nobody does it better . . . .

@ Ritchboy,

This is why i feel like chopping your head off each time we argue.

No one is saying Ronaldo is the best free-kick taker in the Premiership. . . We are talking about the individual free-kick and the UNIQUE TECHNIQUE Ronaldo deploys to despatch the ball in a ferocious manner.

Elano, Van Persie, Alex, Henry, Beckham, Zola all have similar ways of SCORING free-kicks. Its either they bend it around the wall or just blast it.
Cristiano has perfected HIS OWN UNIQUE way of taking his freekick.  The way he just steps lightly on to his right toe before he strikes it is amazing.
He looks more like a ballerina than a football player!!   No keeper in the world would have been able to save that!!

You only have to look at the way David James was rooted to the spot.  The ball swerved so much, and viciously dipped at the end, yet still ended in the perfect place, a few inches from the upright and the cross bar, completely unstoppable!!!
This is the reason why Ferguson said it was the best he had seen in the premership . . It defies all the known LAWS OF GEOMETRY.

@ Ritchboy,

SKYSPORTS pundits(Andy Gray, Martin Tyler, Richard Keys) ALL agreed that Ronaldo's FREE-KICK was the best in the history of the PREM(1992-2007).
These analysts have been working with SKYSPORTS since the very 1st day of the Premiership. They can't be WRONG.

If you are still in doubt . . . . Show me any FREEKICK in the history of the Premiership that is better than this:

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=E4ONIRV7

ritchboy:
what do you mean "considered the best in premier league".do you mean in premier league history,the best this season, the best this month?
and who "considers" it? FIFA? UEFA? yemmight?

Ronaldo's freekick last night has been rated the best freekick in the premier league history. SKYSPORTS pundits kept ranting about it. Graeme Souness said even without the defensive wall . . no goalkeeper in the world could have saved it. The ball sailed within 2 INCHES of the junction of the bar and the post.

David James stood rooted to the ground and was asking his defenders. . . ."WHAT COULD I DO?"
The way he strikes the valve of the ball with force gives the ball a weird trajectory that makes goalkeepers look like schmuks.
Without a shadow of doubt. . . .Cristiano is the best player in the world.

Ooooooops . . . . . . . . .Benjani OFF TO MAN CITY?

Vieira:
I must make one admission here in public:

The best player in the premiership is Ronaldo.

The guy is bleeping unbelievable.

Can someone please break his legs.

Your PUBLIC admission is a tad late.
Every living thing in the UK knows RONALDO is the best player in the world.
United fans on this forum have drummed this in your GAYNNER ears fdr months but y'all wouldn't listen.
While pretenders like Fab4, Hleb and Eduardo have shown epileptic performances . . . .Ronaldo has been constant.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

P.S---------When are u changing your siggy   Ma lawyers want to sue so pay up or get banged up. 

@ nateevs,

Its a landmark victory for Avram Grant. . . . .
75 matches unbeaten at Stamford Bridge.
After 30 games, Grant has the same record as Jose "LOUD MOUTH" Mourinho(P30 W23 D5 L2)
Whats more? He just equalled Jose's record of 9 league victories on the BOUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All these done without TERRY, LAMPARD, DROGBA, ESSIEN, MIKEL and ASHLEY COLE . . . . .
I believe Grant is the most under-rated manager in the Premiership . . . .
Why do i have a feeling Grant will displace Arsenal and finish 2nd by May 2008?
Blimey . . . . .Why not? Arsenal, Liverpool and Man Utd still have to go to Stamford Bridge to play Chelsea.

@ Akinalabi,

You can say that again. . . .  .Its a WMD(nuke Ver 4.0 type).
2-0 FLATTERS Portsmouth. United should have scored SIX easily.
Rooney was wasteful . . . . .Park was outstanding and Ronaldoooooooooooooooooooooooo keeps SCORING.
Such is the quality of Ronaldo now that u expect him to score in every game he plays . . . . .TOTTENHAM is in trouble on Saturday.

ARSEne Wengay . . . . . Are u watching? What has the Saudi trip done to Man Utd?

@ nazzyon,

I am so scared of Man Utd these days. . . . . .Did u see RONALDO's free-kick? This PORTUGEEZER is Immense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have the best midfielders in the world as we speak.
Hargo, Scholesy, Carrick, ANDERSON, Nani, Ronaldo, Giggsy . . .  .Ferguson should be arrested.
Its a KILLA SQUAD.  Arsene Wenger should just give up and stop the CHASE.

Liverpool is officially out of the TITLE RACE now.

@ Akinalabi,

Long time no comments.

Paul Scholes is back. He is like a new signing.
The way he kept pinging those passes to the foward men is just audacious.
It is what he knows how to do best . . . . . .Always bossing the midfield.

P.S. Is Carrick a defensive midfielder? I think that guy offers something unique. I am yet to see Carrick cop a yellow card like Keane,, Vieira, Fab4, Gerrard, Essien, Mikel, Makelele, Flamini or Gilberto. He is too soft for me. . . . . . .

Anutha belter from KING RONALDO . . . . . . . . . . .WHAT A FREEKICK.


27TH GOAL OF THE SEASON.

RONALDO IS CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!