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@ tkb417,

Islander hates black? Thats a first!!!!!!!!
Where did u hear that? CNN or NLTV?
She works for me . . . . She doesn't hate blacks. . . . .

Chackal chased away? I dont think so.
If i may . . . .what was the poll result conducted the other time on Jackal?
99.99% of some peops will be happy to see the back of me.
I love getting under their skin.

@ tkb417,

Whats the dealio?
My spider sense tells me u are on a mission to find a bride.
IB? Toyin? Islander? Razorr? and who else?
What gives?

@ tkb417,

I don't see Man Utd losing till April.
One of those freak games where Ferguson fields a shit team against a weak opposition and we lose as a result.
Arsenal, Pompey and Lyon will be despatched with ease.  United's attack will be too much for any team at this stage.
Ronaldo to score 50 goals this season.

@ tkb417,

Leave I-man alone? Of what use is a douche-bag? That spaz belongs to the bin.
He is ma servant . . . . He cannot stand where i sit.

I know Islander.
She is ma employee.

@ tkb417,

Ignore those twats cooking up conspiracies to tarnish ma legendary image.
Idiotic and spastic I-man is sexually frustrated . . . He is venting his pent-up anger on anyone.
All he keeps saying is what he saw his father doing since childhood.
Remember that scene in American Pie 2?
I-man is a disgrace to MANHOOD.

We should roast the GAYnners at OT.
Ronaldo is bang in form . . . . Tevez has justified the hype about him.
Rio and Vidic would be available and with Anderson/Hargo . . . .We are good to go.
It should be a rout.

@ Gaynner Pataki,

Debosky will never say i SUCK.
He must be refering to you . . . . . Seems u are so deluded u cannot even hear properly.
Lie down and soothe your head with an ice pack.

Idiot-Man(I-man),

So you are still alive? 
After the body blows u received last night u still have the gall to come back and spew your bunkum?
Lets face it . . . .You are a shameless slowpoke.

Chacal wanking off to Razorr's legs?  You are so feeble-minded u make a mongolian idiot look smart.
You are so daft your poppa had to kick u out at the age of 12 as he couldn't cope with the level of your stupidity.
I still cannot understand how your sugar momma copes with a depraved and deranged animal like u.
Eat a COCK . . . .You sound like a broken record already.

@ Gunner Pataki,

Dont make me slam ur rib-cage with a SLEDGEHAMMER.
Ask Debosky . . . .He will tell u Ronaldo is one player that gives him ORGASM( he fessed up to me last night)

@ Loyika,

Only a fool will under-estimate the potentials of the HOLY TRINITY.
48 goals between them so far and still counting.
This is OT not the Emirates where a visually-impaired line assistant waved a goal other players didn't see in the 93rd min.
Gallas' reaction influenced him. There was no way he could have seen the ball crossed the line(he was lucky he was right).
Lets see that happen at OT in February. Its anutha VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE.
The DISINTEGRATION OF ARSENAL's SEASON in one WEEK.
Are u aware u are facing AC MILAN after the game at OT? . . . . LIFE is a BITCH

@ Debosky,

Kitaun is an ERRORIST.
He is a stupid liar. . . . .This is why he hasn't balled a babe in 5 years.
Fucking douche-bag!!!!!!

@ Kitaun,

You are a bastard.
I swear, u are worse than a serpent. Where did u and i have this chat?
Useless, old lunatic.

Wazza and Ronaldo loves scoring against the Arses . . . . .
My boys are in HOT FORM. . . . .even the most passionate Arsenal fan knows Cristiano Ronaldo is the best on the planet.
All the talks about Cesc Vs Ronaldo has been submerged . . . . .He will let his footie do the talking.

I hope Robin Van Persie is fit for this game . . . .I want no excuses.
Bring your STRONGEST team to OT . . . .U can beg Rijkaard to loan u Henry if u want him.
Man Utd will win this one EASILY.

@ Loyika,

. . . . . . Like u had the RED and WHITE ARMY against SPURS last week?
The same SPURS went under the HAMMER yesterday . . . .
Bow down to a FORCE greater than u.
Ronaldo will score a hatrick on the day.

@ Debosky,

Thats the good conundrum we have in the squad. Ronaldo does not have to play well to score goals. Remember the Emirates clash in November?
See what happened again yesterday against Spurs?
Besides . . . . You have 3 problems to deal with. Ronaldo gets caged . . . what about Rooney and Apache or wonderboy ANDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish the game can start tonight . . . . . .Wenger's face will turn crimson after 90 minutes.
OT fans will take their vengeance . . . .You dissed our gaffer in November . . . . Wenger is dead at OT(mark ma words)!!!!!!!!!!

I nearly missed that . . . . .Mosquitoes goals were against the reserves(disparate elements Fegie forced to play as a unit).
Do u really think either Wenger/Ferguson will be playing the rats in this big game. The game might attract 1 billion viewers again.
Its the game of the big boys . . . .How many games have we lost with Rooney and Ronaldo on show? None this season.
How many games have Arsenal lost with Ade, Hleb, Fab and Rosicky on show. ONE(an emphatic 5-1 defeat to a lowly rated SPURS).
Spot the difference?

HNIC:
Like it has happenned in the last three matches against us

What about the last 8 matches?
Have u forgotten the Highbury showdown? 4-2 in your backyard?

@ Loyika,

You can forget the FA cup at this stage.
Arsenal will WIN if Ronaldo gets done for RAPE. Rooney gets done for DRUGS . . .Tevez gets done for ROBBERY and Fergie dies of HEART ATTACK.
How do u stop THE HOLY TRINITY scoring at Old Trafford for 90 minutes? Wenger must be LIVID.

Bloody Hell . . . . . . Old Trafford is a fortress. 3 goals conceded and 29 goals scored in the league in the whole season.
11 wins and 1 draw(1st game of the season). I can't wait to have the GAYnners.
Please tell ARSEne WenGAY to play his strongest squad. . . . .NO EXCUSES.

@ Debosky and Rikkyjen,

United meets Arsenal at OT.
What a mouth-watering tie this will be. . . . . . .I prayed for this last night. God must be a Man Utd fan.
It's another De Javu . . . . .the disintegration of Arsenal's season in one week.
United at OT in the FA cup . . . .  .AC Milan in the same month(UEFA) and the league is far away especially now that Kolo Toure is out for the season.
Its so sweet supporting Man Utd. . . . . . .GAYnners must be rolling in pains now.
HOLY TRINITY . . . . . .Where ya guns at?

Debosky, what say thou?

ritchboy:
Chacal,
i'm just mesin wid ya.At the end of the day these stats don't mean shyte.Its the title that counts,and were aproaching the business end of the season.Man utd and Arsenal are still neck n neck.I still tip man utd to win it because of their strength in depth,but arsenal and chelsea wont go down without a fight.Lets wait and see.

Ritchboy signing owt. . . . . . . . . . .

This is one of the most shocking comments i have read this year.
Just when i thunk i have seen it all . . . . . . .Ritchboy, was that your comment or someone hacked your NL handle.
Speak up now before i unveil the thief behind the mask.

Seriously, Chelsea and Man Utd have one advantage that Arsenal do not have: STRENGTH IN DEPTH.
Without a doubt, Arsenal has talent in depth which is different from strength in depth. . . . .
Looking at it carefully, I will say Man Utd and Chelsea will finish above Arsenal.

@ Ritchboy,

You think you are smart, huh?
What about Vidic, Rio, Pique? Arsenal has more players on the scorer's chart cos your players have played together more as a unit.
Besides, u have more players in the attack(Adebayor, RVP, Bendtner, Eduardo and Walcott). United has 2.5(Rooney, Tevez and SAHA).
Man Utd has more shots on goal . . . and a better shot accuracy according to OPTA STATS.

@ Nightider,

Its ridiculous.
Mikel Obi had a better tournament than Leo Messi in 2005 but can we say the same today?
This says a lot about Nigeria and Africa as well . . . . .The so-called football agents go for the cheddarz instead of comprehensive player development.
Shittu should have allowed Mikel to move to Man Utd . . . .He would have blossomed and developed under Ferguson than Mourinho.
No disrespect to Jose but Chelsea had more than enough personnel in that area of the midfield which puts Mikel at a disadvantage.

U cannot really blame Mikel Obi for Nigeria's shambolic performance.
He is being played as a deep-lying midfielder thus thwarting his efforts to make forward runs and supply killer passes.
Berti Vogts must have forgotten Mikel is an attacking midfielder. I guess Vogts watch Mikel a lot in Chelsea shirt rather than the boy's abilty.
I agree with u the under 17 captain would have offered a lot against Mali/Ivory Coast but Nigeria always get things wrong.
Take Bojan and Chrisantus for instance . . . . .Bojan is now playing for Barcelona(he scored a goal last night). Where is Chrisantus?
In the next 3-4 years, Bojan will become another Messi or Ronaldinho and Chrisantus will end up as another Victor Agali.
Is Africa cursed?

@ wormedup,

Ma Nigga . . . . . .
I didn't kill off Cougar. I only told him to come back here with more FACTS if he wants to be regarded as a soccer-buff.
He is a plastic fan. Niggaz repping his hood know more about night-clubbing and whores more than football.
So whats up witcha? Any new track on the hip hop arena?

U seem to forget Rooney got INJURED twice. He hasn't been playing consistently enough to build that goal-scoring momentum.
He has only appeared in 14 league games scoring 6. He has 10 goals in 22 appearances which is not bad for a player coming out of 2 nasty injuries.
The goal he should have scored was taken away from him when the PLONKER handled the ball and gifted Man Utd a penalty kick.
Dont worry about Rooney, he will hit FORM when Ronaldo stops.That was the way it panned out last season.

Tevez is a beast of a player. My player of the season so far in Man Utd.
Anderson/Owen are newbies and competition in that area of the pitch has limited their number of appearances as well.
Nani must be cussing his luck. All Nani needs is for Giggsy to break his metatarsal so he can get to play more often.
I dont think his goal against Villa was taken away from him but i remember him scoring against Derby County in December.

United dont have an out n out striker like Adebayor, Torres, Drogba/Anelka or Berbatov.
Saha is the only player with such ability. Rooney and Tevez are support strikers. Too short to score aerially.
Tevez's goal against Chelsea was the 1st time i saw him score with his head.
Nevertheless, the HOLY TRINITY has scored 48 goals so far . . . .Isn't that a good return?

@ MC Omo,

You still missing the points like a free-throw shot.
Stop talking about exposing JACKAL . . . . .What have u exposed here?
You are yet to prove anything . . . .You have only ridiculed yourself by spewing trumpery.
I am having a laugh . . . . . .It just beats me to death when people leave their social responsibilities to triple-beam LE CHACAL.
Dont get this twisted . . . .I am going for BLOOD on this one and it will take a lot to STOP ME.

@ Ritchboy,

Now you are convinced? 
It's no secret anymore . . . Ronaldo is the best player in the world. Bleep what FIFA/UEFA says.
I don't need them to tell me who plays better. When he doesn't play well, he scores. When he plays well, he scores.
25 goals already in the season, Ferguson is lucky he called off the bet. I was actually waiting for the day i would see Ferguson's bald head.

Trust me, i will like us to play Arsenal at the Emirates in the next game.
A Tough game means Ferguson will play his strongest team. So why not Arsenal?
Can Wenger stop Ronaldo? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He couldn't stop Dimitar, Lennon and Jenas . . . . .Owen Hargreaves stopped em yesterday.
Do u still think Fabregas can win the PFA player of the season?

@ Ritchboy,

Who cares what u think? It's your opinion, mate!!!
Hell . . . .I also think Ritchboy/Ritchboi/Bitchboy and Ritchbitch are the same person.
Now how about that for a laugh!!!!!!

Back to footie . . .
I hope Man Utd DRAW the GAYNNERS at the Emirates in the next round of the FA cup.
Its about time we teach you gays of North London how to play football.

Stick like glue? Anutha body blow for IDIOT-MAN and his posse of psycho-neurotics.
Anyways, make sure u report to the office 2mrw.
Heard through the grapevine that your seat is dusty.

Damn, i need to go HIT THE SACK.
This roach is nowhere to be found . . . .I hope he comes out fighting tomorrow.
I cant wait to waste this fucker.
See ya tomorrow.

@ Islander,


Man Utd should retain the title by May but sometimes the manager plays GOD and under-estimate the opposition.
If he sticks to his 1st team . . . .United will win the title. I have no doubt in that.
Arsenal will finish 3rd below Man Utd and Chelsea.
Meanwhile, u might have a bit of dilemma cos your favourite team in France(Lyon) is facing Man Utd in UEFA Champions league.
Now tell me. . . . . who is getting your vote?

@ Rikkyjen,

Nigga what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell u what . . . .This had nuthing to do with MC Omo . . . . I just had to do what i have to do.
I dont care whose horse is gored . . . , Idiot Man stepped on ma toes and i had to bite him(pure, plain and simple)
If he had kept it STRICTLY FOOTIE, it wouldnt have degenerated to this point.
I have always maintained people should be ready to FINISH what they started.

Anyways, Man Utd is on the ROLL.
CR7 is unarguably the best player in the world.
He makes Adebayor + Fabregas look like shyte.
I just hope Ferguson won't play shyte against Pompey on Wednesday.
Its about time we put DAYLIGHT between us and the Arses.

@ I-man,

Anutha waste of band-width!!!!!
You keep re-cycling the same old twaddle . . . .a teenager sleeping with a woman old enough to be his grandmum.
How this affects your father's savings account beggars belief . . . . Say something else, gay!!!!!

I never knew u were this empty-headed until now.
Its amazing how a debauchee like you who dated someone old to be your aunt for several years can spew this.
I doff me hat for u . . . You are BOLD or maybe u are just dissatisfied because the usual perks u get STOPPED abruptly.

Fiddy said . . . . .You don't throw stones if u live in a GLASS HOUSE.
Who knows . . .  .Your brief moment of stupidity/careless words may cause you to be HOMELESS, HUNGRY and NAKED.
I sincerely hope she is reading this. Dear Lord, hear ma prayers . . .maybe i should ask NICER.

@ I-man,

I thunk u was going to sleep. . . . . .Anutha male client to grease at 3.33 am?
Damn, at this rate of SPLOCK, the nerves in your wrinkled cock might get overworked(don't mind the rhymes )
Jackal is hyper-ventilating over a new broad old enough to be his mum? I did the same thing to your momma( don't fight this war for her)
She's old enough to defend herself, STUPID.

@ Islander,

C'mon . . . . . . leave this bitch for me to CHEW.
Lemme recite the very tale that brought him into existence. . . . . . .
Just be patient. He will bite the dust soon.
Its a crazy world, imagine a lounge lizard like I-man talking about dudes sleeping with older women.
His memory must be failing him.

@ I-man,

Blimey . . . . .This cretin's comment keeps getting incoherent.
Finish wanking before u post, Batty Bwoy!!!!! It is so obvious you were having spams while u posted the last fuckery.
This must be the reason u cannot get a JOB despite shagging all the personnel managers in the city.
The ladies u dated told me how u make them wear strap-on to drill your stinking ass.
You didnt go to college obviously I can tell by your ungodly unintelligible terminology u seem to always apply.
4play thinks he is getting me WORKED UP . . . . Chacal? Worked up? Try Derby County winning the premiership.
None of the applesauce you and your association of simpletons hurl can get me worked up . . . . .


The juxtaposition of Jackal's position is the precision something no other has done/achieved.
It is well way above and beyond your understanding or what was intended . . . . I didn't get here by default.
Fucktards like u made me what i am. . . . .You can never understand what i am about.
Begging for alms or staying JOBLESS like u . . .  .Nigga Puhhhhhhhhhhhlease. . . . . .
Try another line. . . . . . .while u are it, give your boy/f a cuddle before u sleep.
I pray u don't get shot like Versace while checking the mail male.

@ Kit,

Go Bleep yourself with a condom on.
Integrity or blah blah blah is absolute fuckery.
The last time i checked, Debosky and Islander are SMARTER than you and IDIOT-MAN.

Oooops, I am sorry.
Dont self-service yourself to nose-bleeding.
If u behave yourself, you might be lucky to have ur anal cavity greased by 4play.
Buncha fuckwits.

@ Islander,

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You are missing the point . . . . . . I didn't get famous by CHOICE.
I got famous because i always make lil IDIOTS like I-man feel STUPID by the fuckery that comes out of their guts.
There was a time the pillock was using THE RETURN OF THE JACKAL as his signature on NL. . . .He is obsessed.
He got heart-broken when he found out LE CHACAL is HOMOPHOBIC.
I guess i should take pictures with him but then . . . . .The Arrow is GAY . . . He might bust a hole in ma butt.

@ I-man,

I am having a laugh . . . . . .Look at this doofus spewing piffle and pukery all around himself.
Get this into ur greasy head, perv . . . . .I dont roll like u do . . . .What u eat dont make me SHIT.
There's no point dragging issues with I-man(aka Idiot man).

A fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic PLUS he loses his soul in the process.
You are obsessed with nonsense with a caricature that has no content at all.
Blimey . . . .You need help.

Mouse pad on one hand . . . .Cock in anutha?
That tale reminds me of your father. Like father, like son.
What should one expect. He must have remotely transfered his schitzo to u.
Poisoned nuts Vs Mal-functioning ovary . . . . .What a combo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only Andy Cole/Dwight Yorke combination can do better than the resultant force that made u.

@ MC Omo,

Unfortunately, Jackal is NOT Cougar.
Cougar is fuckever he is . . . . . I am in no way related to him as some plonkers have suggested here.
What Idiot-man and others think makes no difference to me . . . . . I can't be bovvered.
If y'all can't read between the lines then its a SHAME.
Erm, erm . . . I didn't get BANNED. I sold ma HANDLE.