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Politics › Re: Army Smashes Police Robbery Gang by chaloner(m): 5:07am On Jul 12, 2013
Thankks for the info....I will deal wit Dem after eatin my okpa and bread wit coke

TV/Movies › Re: Ghost Receiving A Phone Call In A Nollywood Movie by chaloner(m): 1:37pm On Jul 11, 2013
In naija alll is posible ...... Since dis cartoon iss possible

Politics › Maiduguri Volunteer Youths Protest, Kick Against Boko Haram Ceasefire Offer by chaloner(op):
The announcement of a ceasefire by the terrorist group, Boko Haram, has been greeted with condemnation by thousands of youths from Maiduguri, the Borno State capital and environs as they gathered yesterday morning at Ramat square in the metropolis to reject the offer by the sect.

Chanting “No amnesty, no reconciliation and no dialogue”, the youths marched to the Shehu of Borno’s Palace showing their total rejection and disregard to the purported ceasefire declared by Boko Haram early this week.

It was learnt that the leaders of volunteer youths, popularly called ‘Civilian JTF’, who have achieved modest success in hunting suspected Boko Haram members for more than a month now, mobilized and invited all their members across the Maiduguri metropolitan council (MMC) in order to take a collective decision and issue a response to the declaration of a ceasefire by a purported deputy leader of the sect, Imam Muhammad Marwana, who spoke to the Hausa service of Voice of America (VOA) monitored in Abuja on Sunday.
“No; we don’t need or like Boko Haram ceasefire offer, we don’t accept it, we have rejected the offer in totality; we disregard their ceasefire and we would continue hunting Boko Haram sect members who caused us to suffer most in Borno state,” a leader of a youths group from Gwange II said. http://www.informationng.com/2013/07/maiduguri-volunteer-youths-protest-kick-against-boko-haram-ceasefire-offer.html&sa=U&ei=vZfeUfLOHYq-PNO7gdAL&ved=0CBoQFjAB&usg=AFQjCNGwtrDT0imKUtvbWiipZYSUPlprUQ
Politics › Re: Amaechi Raises Alarm Over Safety After Soldiers,apcs Are Removed From Govt House by chaloner(m): 8:34am On Jul 11, 2013
And do I hav any soldier wit me here ? Abeg park well or get dose ur cultist members
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Must See: Check Out These Incredible Artistic 3D Drawings by chaloner(op): 3:00am On Jul 11, 2013
1st is A dolphin bursts from the page and through a hoop held by Diddi.
The clever pictures are ‘easy when you understand the mechanism of the anamorphic design’, the artist says
and d last a house

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Must See: Check Out These Incredible Artistic 3D Drawings by chaloner(op): 2:57am On Jul 11, 2013
what is this one VAMPIRE grin grin grin grin grin A mouth appears to attack the artist’s finger pulling him into the paper for a bite.

The artist said all you need is a pencil and something to draw on to create something ‘really magical’

‘Although there is no message I’m trying to get across through my drawings, I do think it’s important that people realise it is not necessary to consume a large amount of resources to achieve something interesting.

‘All you need is a pencil and something to draw on, and you can create something really magical.’

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Must See: Check Out These Incredible Artistic 3D Drawings by chaloner(op): 2:55am On Jul 11, 2013
A snake attempts to escape the page, pursued by the artist’s pencil

‘When you understand the mechanism of the anamorphic design, you realise that putting together drawing like this is really not so difficult.

‘My goal is always to create something new and original, which people will want to look at and feel intrigued by.

‘By simply trying to combine my two passions: the freehand drawing and three-dimensional representation, I was able to come up with these different designs. grin grin grin grin grin grin

and;;;;;;;This drawing of two pillars is so realistic, one could almost believe they are holding up this pencil

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Must See: Check Out These Incredible Artistic 3D Drawings by chaloner(op): 2:54am On Jul 11, 2013
Another shows Mr Diddi’s fingers turn into claws and ripping the paper, while a different drawing indicates the designer trying to slam down the paper on a struggling man.

He said: ‘When people see my drawings they are often pleasantly surprised, they fail to understand exactly how I’ve managed to achieve the 3D look. heheheheeh grin A trick of the light and mind turns Diddi’s hand into a fearsome claw.

The 42 year old said: ‘I want my drawings to put across the message that the eye can trick the mind and make you believe that there are dimensions that are not really there’

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Must See: Check Out These Incredible Artistic 3D Drawings by chaloner(op): 2:50am On Jul 11, 2013
1st one shows The drawings are a trick of the mind created by the designer, who said he wanted to create dimensions that weren’t really there,while the second is A drawing shows a figure helping another to escape from being erased by the artist

Using his own hands and objects to make the drawings appear even more life-like, they appear to show two men using their strength to pull a pencil out of the artist’s hand, as well as a snake slithering away as its being drawn.

Art, Graphics & Video › Must See: Check Out These Incredible Artistic 3D Drawings by chaloner(op):
I think I am tired of all amaechi , wiki and so on pls let's enjoy and I bliv nobody will drag first to comment and so on , atleast I didn't giv that room at all except u wan to start from 7 to comment grin grin grin

When artist Alessandro Diddi puts pencil to paper, his works really come to life.

His clever 3-D drawings are achieved by a trick of the mind, using shading and angles to give them a life of their own and make them ‘leap off the page’.

‘I want my drawings to put across the message that the eye can trick the mind and make you believe that there are dimensions that are not really there,’ said Mr Diddi. and the 2nd drawing is An amazing 3D drawing shows a hand holding out a ring, by artist Alessandro Diddi. His clever life-like 3-D drawings area are achieved by a trick of the mind
http://www.weyab.com/2013/07/must-see-check-out-these-incredible.html

Politics › Re: Soldiers Withdrawn From Amaechi's Governor's Lodge by chaloner(m): 10:52pm On Jul 10, 2013
idnt think making noise for this our so call politician worth it at all, for me still eating my fufu with melon soup, 3meats and 1 chilled coke. bye, wait wait for amaechi , i dnt thing his action worth acting even in nolly movie at all grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Political Cultism And The Rivers assembly Cage Fight by chaloner(op): 2:13pm On Jul 10, 2013
Joyfullyme: Correct my brother and the Governor of a state went to the state assemble and supervised the beating of people with police and SS men.
my brother that part is so bad for a governor no matter what, the best thing he would have done is getting media immediately as a governor of a state. I hate other act of the members but his act didn't show as a leader at alll
Christianity Etc › Message To Egypt by chaloner(op): 9:18am On Jul 10, 2013
From isaiah 19
1The oracle concerning Egypt.
Behold, the LORDis riding on a swift cloud and is about to come to Egypt;
The idols of Egypt will tremble at His presence,
And the heart of the Egyptians will melt within them.
2“So I will incite Egyptians against Egyptians;
And they will each fight against his brother and each against his neighbor,
City against cityandkingdom against kingdom.
3“Then the spirit of the Egyptians will be demoralized within them;
And I will confound their strategy,
So that they will resort to idols and ghosts of the dead
And to mediums and spiritists.
4“Moreover, I will deliver the Egyptians into the hand of a cruel master,
And a mighty king will rule over them,”declares the Lord GODof hosts.
5The waters from the sea will dry up,
And the river will be parched and dry.
6The canals will emit a stench,
The streams of Egypt will thin out and dry up;
The reeds and rushes will rot away.
7The bulrushes by the Nile, by the edge of the Nile
And all the sown fields by the Nile
Will become dry, be driven away, and be no more.
8And the fishermen will lament,
And all those who cast a line into the Nile will mourn,
And those who spread nets on the waters will pine away.
9Moreover, the manufacturers of linen made from combed flax
And the weavers of white cloth will be utterly dejected.
10And the pillarsof Egyptwill be crushed;
All the hired laborers will be grieved in soul.
11The princes of Zoan are mere fools;
The advice of Pharaoh’s wisest advisers has become stupid.
How can youmensay to Pharaoh,
“I am a son of the wise, a son of ancient kings”?
12Well then, where are your wise men?
Please let them tell you,
And let them understand what the LORDof hosts
Has purposed against Egypt.
13The princes of Zoan have acted foolishly,
The princes of Memphis are deluded;
Those who arethe cornerstone of her tribes
Have led Egypt astray.
14The LORDhas mixed within her a spirit of distortion;
They have led Egypt astray in all that it does,
As a drunken man staggers in his vomit.
15There will be no work for Egypt
Whichitshead or tail,itspalm branch or bulrush, may do.
16In that day the Egyptians will become like women, and they will tremble and be in dread because of the waving of the hand of the LORDof hosts, which He is going to wave over them.17The land of Judah will become a terror to Egypt; everyone to whom it is mentioned will be in dread of it, because of the purpose of the LORDof hosts which He is purposing against them.
18In that day five cities in the land of Egypt will be speaking the language of Canaan and swearingallegianceto the LORDof hosts; one will be called the City of Destruction.
19In that day there will be an altar to the LORDin the midst of the land of Egypt, and a pillar to the LORDnear its border.20It will become a sign and a witness to the LORDof hosts in the land of Egypt; for they will cry to the LORDbecause of oppressors, and He will send them a Savior and a Champion, and He will deliver them.21Thus the LORDwill make Himself known to Egypt, and the Egyptians will know the LORDin that day. They will even worship with sacrifice and offering, and will make a vow to the LORDand perform it.22The LORDwill strike Egypt, striking but healing; so they will return to the LORD, and He will respond to them and will heal them.
23In that day there will be a highway from Egypt to Assyria, and the Assyrians will come into Egypt and the Egyptians into Assyria, and the Egyptians will worship with the Assyrians.
24In that day Israel will be the thirdpartywith Egypt and Assyria, a blessing in the midst of the earth,25whom the LORDof hosts has blessed, saying,“Blessed is Egypt My people, and Assyria the work of My hands, and Israel My inheritance.”
Politics › Political Cultism And The Rivers assembly Cage Fight by chaloner(op): 8:44am On Jul 10, 2013
I never knew I was going to write on this today. I was actually
writing on “revolution and Nigeria” when I came about the videos of
the free for all fight that transpired in the Rivers State house of
Assembly.
It is pitiable, the situation we find ourselves in this country. When the
so called leaders who advice the youths to shun violence, adding the
catchy phrase that “cultism doesn’t pay” are avid members and
sponsors of secret cult groups around our campuses and environment.
These leaders who have sworn to protect us are the ones causing the
mayhem and killing us.
It is rather unfortunate that the hallowed chambers of a state House
of Assembly will be turned into a ring likened to the WWE cage fight,
but this time around, unlike the WHO WANTS TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE show, there’s the option of “call your cult members”
and the assembly men made sure they used it. I watched with utter
dismay as a Hon. Member of the Rivers State House of Assembly, in
the person of Hon. Evans Bipi, brought thugs to the House and kept
chanting cult slangs notably “Aro Mate!” with them. It was even more
saddening that the Deputy Governor of the state was there and could
not do anything. I saw security operatives being challenged by the
cultists in a brazen show of power, there has never been a more
disturbing sight.
I would love to use the phrase “we are doomed!” but for my
optimistic nature. We live in a country where our “leaders” come out
to talk against corruption, but when they leave their office, they
leave with their state treasury in their pockets. We live in a country
where everybody is a hypocrite. We live in a country where we see
the evils being perpetrated by people in power, but we keep quiet
for fear of being persecuted or killed. We live in a country where
anything goes. Some years back, there was a fight in the National
Assembly in full glare of the world, what a shame. It is high time we
stood up and speak against what is wrong. We should stand up and
make our voices heard, not because we want to get popular like most
twitter activists, or that we want to get our political career back on
track like irrelevant politicians now do. We should refuse to be taken
for ride by these politicians, they should all go!
We are on the brink, and silence or the “sidon look” attitude should be
discouraged. Our future is being ruled and decided by cultists. Our
Nigeria is being violated by criminal elements wearing Agbada,
Jarabiya, etibor and red caps sitting in air conditioned offices. I
watched with dismay as Hon. Chidi Lloyd, the leader of the Rivers
State House of Assembly broke a mace — the symbol of authority
on another assembly man’s head and the man was covered with blood.
We need a complete overhaul of our politicians in Nigeria, from the
PDP to the APC, from Sokoto to Rivers. We need politicians with
character and not the touts sitting in air conditioned offices. We need
politicians with heart not politicians who pledge allegiance to various
secret cult groups. The time has come to speak up. There has never
been a grander stage and there might never be a greater time for us
to do that. We need people to steer our Nigeria from this ditch
ahead, and neither the PDP nor recently formed APC can boast of
the license to do just that.
They say “evil doesn’t pay” well it pays 29 million naira per month in
the senate, puts the whole state treasury in your pocket if you’re a
governor. It is obvious that evil is now a job, and our politicians are
the highest earners. Like Emma Goldman said, and I quote “People
have only as much liberty as they have the intelligence to
want and the courage to take.” Or like Fidel Castro said “A
revolution is not a bed of roses. A revolution is a
struggle between the future and the past.”
Are we ready to stand up for our future? I am.
NYSC › Re: What Business Can I Do with N500k, Advice Pls by chaloner(m): 9:27pm On Jul 09, 2013
mike404: I do import gold from sierra leone, so if you wanna do biz with me then halla @ ya boy... I'll be monitoring this thread incase ya interested
send e-msg to u , wan to kknw u more , my e-mail igweodibe2@gmail.com
Celebrities › Re: Keppy Bassey & Wife Celebrate 22nd Wedding Anniversary by chaloner(m): 2:37pm On Jul 09, 2013
scholes23: Lol!!!!
Abi oooo!!!! D dude think say 2 big pass 8
I think so , may b na d same teacher taught both of them ....... Less I forget 3rd to comment grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Keppy Bassey & Wife Celebrate 22nd Wedding Anniversary by chaloner(m): 2:26pm On Jul 09, 2013
scholes23: Hmmm!!!!! School wey u go dem teach u say 8 dey come b4 2 if u dey count 1,2,3?
yap since Jona jang talk say 16 is greater than 19 grin
Celebrities › Re: Keppy Bassey & Wife Celebrate 22nd Wedding Anniversary by chaloner(m): 2:13pm On Jul 09, 2013
rezzy: you will get it. Goodluck

grin grin grin

Pretty lady
huh never wanted to say dat, dnt kknw wat came ova me..... Dats my 2nd daughter grin
Celebrities › Re: Keppy Bassey & Wife Celebrate 22nd Wedding Anniversary by chaloner(m): 1:47pm On Jul 09, 2013
I knw I'm looking for a BAN from d MODS

Politics › Re: FG Signs Ceasefire With Boko Haram by chaloner(m): 9:35pm On Jul 08, 2013
Cool

Politics › Re: FG Signs Ceasefire With Boko Haram by chaloner(m): 9:27pm On Jul 08, 2013
Seun upgrade dis site na , I cnt even see who sign on behalf of boko boys
Politics › Re: T.A Orji Chase Imo Transport Company (ITC) Out Of Abia by chaloner(m): 6:27pm On Jul 08, 2013
Bigflamie: This T.A. Orji will definitely rot in jail when time comes.
you guys need to go to Abia state to see what this buffoon has turned it into. smh
u and who will go? Shm

Politics › Re: I Won't Stop Attacking Nigerian Website- Irish Hacker. by chaloner(m): 6:24pm On Jul 08, 2013
Sipin my alomo

Politics › Re: Women Join Hunt For Boko Haram Suspects in Borno by chaloner(m): 6:20pm On Jul 08, 2013
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Family › Re: Please Advice A Bed-wetting Nairalander. by chaloner(m): 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2013
I believe b4 u bedwet u must b in d dream. Assume u hav a gift of living while dream it will solve the problem , wat I mean is waking up wen u dnt need dat type of dream. Again kegel : Kegel exercises strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, which support the uterus, bladder, small intestine and rectum. You can do Kegel exercises, also known as pelvic floor muscle training, discreetly just about anytime.
This mean if u wan to urinate, do it batch by batch, release and hold , jus likke dat , it will help
Start by understanding what Kegel exercises can do for you—then follow step-by-step instructions for contracting and relaxing your pelvic floor muscles
Family › Re: Please Advice A Bed-wetting Nairalander. by chaloner(m): 4:36pm On Jul 08, 2013
Dyt: Its sad some people are making a jest out of this
u hav said sometin abi? Oma Ife...... Mtswwwwww
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Atiku's Name Missing On Delegates' List by chaloner(m): 9:15am On Jul 08, 2013
Y allll dis noise ? Simple tin use red pen and write his name and mark it absent ......haba!
Politics › Boko Haram : Borno Anpp Chairman Arrested By Military Jtf by chaloner(op): 12:43am On Jul 08, 2013
Borno ANPP State Chairman, Alhaji Mala Othman, has been arrested by the military JTF following covert reports linking him with Boko Haram. Let's get more info on this .... Drop what you know and with source if possible
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kills 30 Students In Yobe Boarding School by chaloner(m): 9:42pm On Jul 06, 2013
franchizy: I ve said it over and over dat d only solution to dis Boko Haram menace is 4 GEJ to suspend the state of emergency, appologise to the Northern Elders forum, dialogue and grant Boko Haram Amnesty, rebuild all mosque. The military can't win d war cos 80% of Boko Haram are from d SS, SE and SW and are christians who are used to tannish d image of d North and kill our people but Allah will fight 4 d North and vindicate us.
Many of d Boko Haram sponsors are from d SS, SE and SW all in d name of Power but the North must complete there remaining 4yrs come 2015.
I urge Nigerians to support Buhari 4 a change and better Nigeria.
truly i didnt wan to comment cause human life seems to mean nothing now for some pple, im really so sad, but seeing this tells me that even the dead want to die again and that the sinners sometimes can never change. wish you what ever you wish nigeria
Sports › Re: NFF Owes Keshi Five Months’ Salary by chaloner(m): 4:57pm On Jul 06, 2013
Make I try this first to comment tin .....d tin dey sweet ooooo grin grin
Politics › Re: Reps Recommends Removal Of Immunity Clause For President And Govs by chaloner(m): 3:38pm On Jul 05, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: how come he didn't hide ur post.
Meanwhile where is Rossik.I need ur comment here.
hehehehe he cant try it na, not with ANONYMOUS, but that guy must be high or sometin else

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