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NAIJA UNA NO GET RESPECT ANYWHERE

EYA WHY DID HE NOT GO TO THE ULTRAMODERN HOSPITAL HE COMMISSIONED FOR HIS CONSTITUENCY WHERE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN WELL TAKEN CARE OF LOL STUPID PEOPLE YOU THINK STASHING YOUR PPLS MONEY IN THE BANK WOULD SAVE YOU FROM DEATH BA NA THIS IS THE END THAT AWAITS LEADERS WHO FAIL TO SERVE ITS PEOPLE

CONSPIRACY OR NO CONSPIRACY OGA WAS KILLED CAUSE HE WAS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE WITH HIS SIDE PIECE ABEG THE MAN PUT HIMSELF IN THIS SITUATION NO NEED FOR DAMAGE CONTROL GO AND BURY THE MAN

SAI BABA I CAN SEE YOUR PROJECTS ARE DOING A FANTASTIC JOB AND WORKING FOR YOUR SUPPORTERS SAI BABA FOR 3RD TERM

WETIN DEY FOR THE CONFRENCE SEF? IS IT GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER OR BRING YOU MONEY IF NOT SIT IN YOUR COUNTRY AND IF YOU PLAN ON USING THIS TO MIGRATE TO THE US THEN CANCLE SUCH PLANS IMMIDIATELY AND MIGRATE USING LEGAL CHANNELS

AWW PLEASE YOU ARE DECIVING NO ONE BOKO HARAM AND OTHER TERRORIST HAVE THE UPPER HAND IN THIS WAR ALL THE ARMY DOES IS MANIPULATE THE MEDIA AND ISSUE OUT PRESS RELEASES TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE ARE WINNINFG A WAR THATS BEEN LONG LOST

AWW JONA OYA WHAT ASSIGNMENT DID BUBU GIVE YOU THAT YOU REFUSED TO COMPLETE? HES STILL USING THIS YOUR EFCC CASE TO MAKE YOU HIS ERRAND BOY AND PUPPET EYA DONT WORRY IF YOU PLAY BY BUBUS SCRIPT YOUR EFCC CASE WOULD BE SWEPT UNDER THE CARPET AND BROUGHT OUT AGAIN WHEN HE NEEDS TO SEND YOU ON ANOTHER ERRAND LOL JONA=ERRAND BOY

NOT A BAD IDEA BUT JUST KNOW THE INTREST RATES OF ALL THE DOLLARS YOU BORROW FROM THE WEST WOULD GO UP BASED ON YOUR MOVE SO NO MATTER HOW YOU PLAY IT FG YOU WOULD STILL LOOSE THE WEST OWNS YOU AND YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE ITS BITCH

SORRY BUT YOUR HUSBANDS INABILITY TO KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS HAS BROUGHT YOU THIS SHAME NOT NIGERIANS

SS MILITANTS ARE ONLY AFTER MONEY JARE BUBU GIVE THEM SOME SMALL CHANGE THEY WOULD SING YOUR PRAISES THATS HOW THEY ARE GIVE THEM SMALL CHANGE WHILE THE NORTH CONTINUES TO CHOP THEIR OIL WEALTH THEY ARE A DISORGANISED SELFISH BUNCH WHO ARE NOTHING BUT A DOT IN THE CIRCLE

COBRA WAS FOUND IN YOUR OFFICE LOL SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO? COME TO THINK OF IT HOW COME ITS ONLY IN AFRICA I HEAR SUCH SILLY NEWS HOW COME IT DOES NOT HAPPEN ABROAD COS WE KNOW PPL ACTUALLY THINK LOGICALLY THERE AND THEREFORE SUCH A STUNT CANNOT SUCCED THERE. I CAN BET IT DID NOT MAGICALLY APPEAR THERE SOMEONE ACTUALLY CARRIED IT THERE TO STAGE YOUR USUAL SCRIPT YOU KNOW CHRISTIANITY FAITH IN NIGERIA FEEDS ON SPIRITUAL BATTLES/ WARFARE AND MICACLES WITHOUT THIS MOST CHRISTIANS WOULD PROBABLY LOOSE THEIR FAITH IN THEIR PASTOR OR GOD.

WONDERFUL NOW CAN THE TAKE THIR GAS AND GO SINCE THEY HAVE DISCOVERED A RESOURCE THAT CAN SUSTAIN THE NORTH ABI LET US SPLIT SO THE SOUTH WOULD NOT BENEFIT FROM THE DISCOVERY

Mune:
The gas is likely discovered in Bauchi State, because that's the place that they are currently looking for crude oil

JUST LIKE YOU ACCIDENTALY DISCOVERED OIL IN OLOIBIRIN IN 1956 WHICH WAS MEANT TO MAKE THINGS EVEN BETTER FOR THE COUNTRY BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE NOW MR MINISTER IF YOU LIKE DISCOVER 1 ZILLION WORTH OF GAS THIS COUNTRY WOULD NEVER GET BETTER WITH YOU AND OTHER INCOMPETENT AND WASTFUL LEADERS AT THE HELM OF AFFAIRS SO KEEP THE CELEBRATIONS SHORT PLEASE YOU ARE DECIVING NO ONE.

YOU OBVIOUSLY CANT PROTECT THEM SO THEY SHOULD NOT LEARN HOW TO PROTECT THEMSELVE SRIGHT? ALL NGOS IN THE NORTH SHOULD WITHDRAW THEIR SERVICES LET THE GOVERNORS HANDLE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF PROVIDING HUMANITARIAN WELFARE TO THEIR PPL

LADIES AND GENTLE MEN THE CENTER OF EXCELLENCE LAGOS STATE

UNILAG OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS LEAVE YOURSELF OUT OF THIS MATTER IT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU ALL YOU ARE TRYING TO DO IS TO SAVE YOUR REPUTATION BUT WE ALL KNOW ALOT OF YOUR GIRLS ARE BAD APPLES NO NEED TRYING TO DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM THIS MESS EVEN LECTURERS IN YOUR UNI ARE SUGAR DADDIES TALKLESS OF THOSE OUTSIDE

LOL BUBU WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? HOW CAN THE UN SEC GEN COME FROM A NATION RAVAGED WITH INSECURITY ISSUES WE NEED UN. UN DOES NOT NEED US SO I SEE NO POINT IN SELECTING A SEC GEN FROM A NATION WHO CANT PROTECT ITS OWN PPL

TO BE HONEST THATS HIS BUSINESS HES LEFT EARTH ON HIS OWN ACCORD AND SERVES NO GOOD TO NO ONE SO PLEASE BURY THE MAN ALREADY AND LETS MOVE ON

VERY GOOD ONE NIGERIA ONE NIGERIA THIS IS WHAT YOU GET EVEN WHEN THE SILLY COUNTRY OFFERS YOU NOTHING THE ONE YOU STRUGGLE TO CREATE AND HUSTLE THEY TAKE IT AWAY

lol dora abeg park somewhere you have no shame which sensible man would be serious with any of the BBN house mates all of una no get self respect and there are a lot of sensible focused girls out there so why settle for less all you guys have to offer is your body and even that one is cheap

dumb fool

Na so he has wisdom that is why he was not wise to invest in healthcare infrastructure that would have saved him and his fellow citizens who elected him from covid19 ba osibanjo or whatever you call you are self just like all other politicians you use big names and position to cover your stupidity but still it finds a way of coming out in the open

Call you gf over take her out to the cinemas eat out have a good time make her feel like a queen take her home doke am then tell her you don't think the relationship is working out and dump am to save yourself from being dumped

Go to the hospital nairaland is not the place to ask for medical advice or solution then again if you want a solution here you go...
1. pour hot water in your ear very very hot one
2. pour hot candle wax in your ear
3. stick broom or tooth pick in your ear to get it out
Am sure if you go with any of my suggestions you would see reason why you should go to the hospital. Thank you

NIGERIA!!! WHAT A COUNTRY WHY DINT THEY KUKU JAIL THEM SEF AND WHEN DOCTORS AND NURSES DECIDE TO MIGRATE TO OTHER COUNTRIES THAT VALUE THEIR SERVICES GOVT WOULD RAISE ALARM AT THE RATE PEOPLE ARE MIGRATING THE COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS IS NOTHING BUT A DEATH TRAP

LOL OGA JUST COMEOUT AND TELL NIGERIANS THAT APC WILL STILL WIN 2023 AS YOU ARE GOING TO RIG IT TRUTH IS WITH THE CURRENT STATE OF NAIJA APC SHOULD HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING BUT THEY WILL CAUSE APPARENTLY THEY DONT NEED OUR VOTES TO WIN AN ELECTION

France V Switzerland - France

Croatia V Spain - Spain

Italy v Austria - Italy

Sweden V Ukraine - Sweden

England V Germany - England

Netherlands v Czech Rep - Netherlands

Wales v Denmark - Denmark

Belgium v Portugal - Belgium (Portugal are current champions in football defending champions hardly hold on to the title)

LOL YOU MEAN OFFER MUSLIMS AND TERRORISTS HELP TO TAKEOVER NIGERIA PATA PATA UNA THINK SAY YOU WISE

ANY FATHER WOULD DO THAT ABEG POLICE COME OUT OF NO WHERE TO ARREST YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER AND YOU WOULD GLADLY HAND HER OVER BA TO A NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE NOTORIOUS FOR FRAMING PEOPLE ME SEF I WOULD FIGHT.

THE RIGHT THING TO SAY IS NIGERIA IS POOR OPTION IS TO CUT GOVT WASTFUL SPENDING AND EXPENDITURE ESPECIALLY THE OVER BLOATED SALARIES AND ALLOWANCES OF POLITICIANS WHO OFFER PEOPLE NOTHING. BUT AS WE ALL KNOW THEY WOULD NEVER TOUCH THAT THE RATHER PLUNGE THE COUNTRY INTO DEBT THAN CUT THEIR POCKET MONEY AND THE SILLY NIGERIANS WOULD BE SHOUTING ONE NIGERIA LAS LAS THE ONE NIGERIA IS GOING TO PLUNGE YOU ALL INTO DEBT AND DO YOU KNOW WHO WOULD PAY THAT? THE CITIZINS VIA TAX VAT INCREASED FUEL AND ELECTRICITY TARRIFS AND ALL OTHER MEANS WHILE YOUR ONE NIGERIA LEADERS EAT FAT ON UNA SWEAT.

WHAT A FAILED NATION YOU ARE JUST FUFLING YOUR PROMISE TO PEOPLE WHO SERVED YOUR NATION AFTER 27 YEARS SOME OF WHICH HAVE DIED NAIJA NAWA IN OTHER WORDS NIGERIANS SHOULD NOT EXPECT ANY OF THE CAMPAING PROMISES OF THIS GOVT TO BE FUFILED UNTIL 27 YEARS LATER

Can we stop with the lies about the presidents trips to UK is for medical visits. Every trip to UK is to meet the UK government for further instructions on how to govern their territory Nigeria and what measures should be taken to ensure bubu and his team dont loose control. The head of state in Nigeria is only a proxy of the British Government by now i expect Nigerians to have realised that but as usual all they concern themselves with is BBN.