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As much as I hate crime, abhor killings and eschew from violence, I must say I am particularly happy at the killing of an Hausa man, who might probably be the only undergraduate in the Local Government he hails from, right in the heart of the south - west. Pray, what is newsworthy about it? What demands our pity? Are the best of southerners not been deliberately killed in the north? Are southern youth corpers not slaughtered at will like Fulani cattle to satisfy the killing urge of the northerners on a day to day basis? It disheartens me that he was only an innocent victim of the NURTW clashes, who cares not whether he is Hausa or not. Had it been he were deliberately killed by southerners, cognizant of the fact that he is a northerner, I would have popped champagne.
Good riddance to a very bad rubbish.

Don't take pride in the death of a fellow human.YorubaYoroobas have the highest number of graduates in Nigeria and yet, they still produce the highest number of fools, rascals and vagabonds in the whole of Africa.

@bulDozer,  you are one of the many fools in yuroba land.

It is only unfortunate that this is happening in the country. Between [b]what is National Orientation Agency doing in the country? [/b]Nigerian youth needs to be re-orientated, seriously.

Sharing money, attending meetings and wambe parties, and granting interviews to some journalists

Then they all have Ph.ds, Msc, MBAs and to cap it all, LLM

Hahahaha

Nigeria, haba!

Students should concentrate on their studies and leave politics to the politicians.

U mean your little brain couldn't comprehend that small passage above?

May his soul rest in peace

I would advise you go for food sci.I think it's more of applied sci than microbiology.Also, it has diverse career prospects and opportunities.

The truth is that our politicians are very lazy and would not want to do any thing productive.They will still continue to hang around govt houses, attending political meetings, seeking contracts and hoping that come next election their luck will shine. Lazy buffoons.

people r very quick to say ediot.
another positive about nigeria

There you go again

Rich culture
geography
Food
Climate
Democracy
Population
Freedom of Information, anti-terrorism and money laundering bills to curb crime
Nigerian role in peace advancement in Africa
Reforms in banking sector
Entertainment, football and other games
Highest number of universities (i think so) in Africa with world class researchers
Hardworking, resilient and religious people
ethnic tolerance
Regard and respect for elders
Peaceful, aside minor tribal disturbances

@op

I won't advise you to quit a relationship you have built over the years.Call your bf and have a one-on-one talk with him.Let him know your feelings and concerns.Effective communication is always the key to a successful relationship.Will you also quit your marriage if you have a misunderstanding with ur hubby?According to you, your bf is a nice guy except this attitude of his.I still think you can handle this.Call him now b4 it's late.

Yes that is very true if only we could apply it to our politics.

I just wish it could.Politics remains a veritable instrument of change and transformation.Unfortunately for Nigerians, we have not been very lucky to have had good leaders, right from the time of independence.We had people (during independence) who felt deprived of what rightfully belonged to them which thereby necessitated the fight for independence.Nigeria has a very large pool of talented people but the environment fueled by political abuse and selfishness have suppressed the ingenuity and creativity of Nigerians.

Brilliant analogy Kobo,you last pharagraph sums it all up.

For me, i think the problem with Nigeria and Nigerians is an attitudinal thing not really smartness.Nigerians are smart but our attitude to life, work, situations and values is our major setback.Ph.Ds will not develop Nigeria, it requires people with right values and perception to invoke the desired change.If you notice, whenever and wherever Nigerians apply the right attitude the result is always amazing, be they in academics, work and business.

even if a nigerian owns heathrow,gatwick,stansted and jfk combined it is[b] irrelevant[/b].
if you don't get that you get nothing.
i will not try explaining that

Why do you think it's irrelevant?Why do you consider the achievements of the Indians, Chinese etc as a sign of smartness and then that of Nigerians irrelevant?Yes, Nigerians may be boastful, and tend to be caught in crimes, but does that by any means make them less smart?Balance your arguments properly and do not be skewed only on denigrating Nigeria and Nigerians.When i saw the caption of this thread i thought it would be another interesting thread on NL but i got disappointed at your nonobjective comments. Juxtaposing the points and facts will make a whole lot of sense.

we have lived together about as long as the singaporeans and malaysians.

What is your point here?Do you think Malaysia and Singapore were developed by indigenous people?

After the "Top-Men" discussion, a full payment for the adhoc staff commensed immediately. Contrary to what INEC had earlier announced to the crowd, the money suddenly became enough, reminding me of the Bible story - Five loaves and Two fishes.

And we still think this country will be better?

How can people be so daft to fall for this glaring scam? What exactly does education, even just primary education, impact on Nigerian if a schooled person could not identify a simple scam like this poster?

It's annoying seeing people here falling for this. Very upsetting!

The current unemployment situation of our country has turned many people to opportunists.Tomorrow they still come here to tell us how they were defrauded.I laugh at people's ignorance.

Even though i accept that education confines us to the status quo, but the place of education/schooling in societal transformation cannot be over emphasied.Education provides the foundation and necessary ingredients for the optimal performance and application of our intelligence and creativity.To correct the imbalance between what is taught in schools and what obtains in the outer society, there is need for academicians to place a greater emphasis on active learning and integration of individual learner perspectives in the learning process.

What i don't like about formal education is the emphasis it places on examination, test and grades.Just as the writer stated, formal education should provide an avenue for idea sharing, application and dissemination.Education should also encourage collaboration, openness, interdependence and creativity.

Even though i accept that education confines us to the status quo, but the place of education/schooling in societal transformation cannot be overemphasied.Education provides the foundation and necessary ingredients for the optimal performance and application of our intelligence and creativity.To correct the imbalance between what is taught in schools and what obtains in the outer society, there is need for academicians to place a greater emphasis on active learning and integration individual learner perspectives in the learning process.

A 30-year-old man has sensationally confessed how he worked as a professional killer for years. According to Okey, who’s popularly known as IK, he killed many people for a fee. He, however, said that he repented the day his bid to kill a man in the church failed.
Speaking during a testimony time at the Lord’s Chosen Charismatic Church, Lagos, Okey said he was an itinerant assassin, who operated within and outside the country on the instructions of his boss, who they called Chairman. He said that people contacted his boss and paid for the assassination of others and he and his gang always executed the contract.

According to him, he worked with a five-man team, which broke through any security. He said ever since his operation in church failed, he had not had peace. According to him, he eventually reviewed his past and decided to change.
He told Saturday Sun his story of crime:

The operation that changed him
Our target was on a notable member of the society (church), who we trailed from his residence, far away from Victoria Island to the church. At the point of executing the assignment proper, suddenly I lost my senses and hurriedly led my frustrated killer team (three men and two women) out of the church premises, without accomplishing our mission.
We came in a team of five, two girls and two boys – then myself. I was the leader and my members can do nothing without me and my instruction. I had to tell them what to do before they would. We have no business with the church (The Lord’s Chosen). It was either we hit him in the church premises or along the road, or before his house. But it must be done that day, on Sunday.
We came to this place, parked at the car park, opposite the bus stop area, where they park along the road. We parked there. I came in with one of the boys and one of the girls. One of the boys and one of the girls who handled the steering for us stayed in the vehicle.

How the operation failed
Immediately I stepped into this premises, I started having this experience. I could no longer stand on my feet. I lost all the anger in me. My legs were shaking. I was asking myself a question, I mean my conscience. I was shaking; nobody was pursuing me. I mean, I could not stand on my feet. I could not even remember the reason I was there. But the people I came in with did not experience what I was experiencing. They were busy asking me, ‘What do we do now?’ I didn’t even know what to tell them because I could not even get myself together. At that juncture, I told them, ‘Let’s leave here.’ I was struggling with myself, like someone who was drunk. I was staggering.

The experiences
I was experiencing heat inside of me. My team found it difficult to understand me. I kept telling them, ‘Let’s leave here, let’s leave here.’ When they hesitated, I told them, ‘if you will not leave, I am leaving.’ They still found it difficult to understand me. So, I started leaving; they followed me. Eventually, we all left. As we walked back, up till when we reached where we parked along the road, we were having misunderstand among ourselves.
I was telling them, ‘I don’t know what is happening to me.’ I found it difficult gathering myself together. I did not even know what to tell the person that sent me. I did not even know what to say and those boys are the ones that are going to prosecute me. We get to the place; we came back (without accomplishing our mission). That means I was a traitor. We didn’t take the issue of traitor lightly in our cycle. It was a serious offence.
Look, I can’t even explain these things any more. I was told himself that none of the children of those using us was schooling in the country. I worked for these people for years making money. You make the money, you spend it immediately. The money comes and goes. You make it, you spend it, hoping that something will come in tomorrow.
The money is not that kind of big money you think. It is too hot. You can even buy a car now and prefer to sell it the next day. It is not something you can go and settle down with. Upon all the big boy we claim, we did not have rest of mind. Even air-conditioner does not cool the heat in you. We were afraid every day; you can’t walk on the road. I couldn’t even move freely, except in tinted window cars or I sneaked into night clubs. Sometimes we changed cars’ number plates.

Why the assignment to kill in church
It is not my business to know why I was sent to get the man down. My business was to carry out the operation and make sure it goes without any trace. The man was going into the church through the place the generator was located. I was following him. I was well dressed, but I was struggling within myself. We all were well armed. The best place to hit him was in a crowd. We wanted to make sure he got to a crowded place before hiring.
The person we came to hit worships here. We followed him. He was with his wife and daughter; they drove from Victoria Island. Even when they arrived at the church and parked he was the one that carried the baby. His wife was carrying the bag.

Amount paid for the assignment
It is not my business to know how much was paid for the assignment. I work for somebody. I just do what he asked me to. You don’t even know how much. Sometimes we make N5 million, N3 million; it doesn’t mean the money will be shared like that. Whatever you see in the envelope, that is what you get. You don’t start sharing money like that; someone owns the company. And we worship him like God.
Decision to come for confession
Since then, I did not have rest of mind. Something always told me to go and confess. I did not know the church has programme when I came today. I lodged somewhere in Orile and I just came and saw people trooping in; that was in the morning. I was here around 10, 11 a.m. I stayed around the generator area and I called one man and told him I wanted to give a testimony. I was interviewed

Journey to crime
I joined in school, up till now, it makes me proud. It makes you walk like a king. People respect you, as we intimidated people, and all that. As you grow, people start calling to tell you they have heard about you and ask if you can work for them. People thought I was enjoying it, but in me I was burning. I couldn’t even walk freely in the street. I have offended a lot of people.
I did this for more than five years. I mean, when I really know what I am doing; being serious in it. When I say I am a professional assassin I know why I said it. I have killed many. I can’t remember. I have not experienced this kind of thing before. I work for people. I mean dignitaries, powers. I now want to stay on my own; and I want them to stay on their own. Sincerely, I am not interested any more.

Life after encounter with God
Now, I have not forgiven myself. I hate what I was doing. I can’t be killing people. Now I don’t want to be killed. I know that I don’t even deserve to be alive. I want to give God a chance (in my life) and the only way I think I can make it is humility. I used to be angry. If they told us to go and hit a man and his wife started behaving somehow, we could wipe out the entire family. I want to serve God now. I want Him to tell me what to do, so I can work for Him. The life I am living now, I have not experienced it in the past 15 years.
I want to be a member of this God’s family. I can’t even explain what happened to me in this place. Where is that power that used to be in me? Look at me now talking like a new born baby. Now I am afraid. I have been smoking for more than 20 years now; I am 30 years plus. I started smoking when I was young. Can you imagine me not smoking since I came into this premise, I don’t even understand why I have not done what I was supposed to be doing – smoking, drinking, womanizing, etc. I don’t know what is controlling me now.
I am not the one carrying myself again now. You are talking to a new person who, before, only one word you will say will make me angry. I was a man of power. I know how to use weapon. And that is what makes one a professional. I have weapon I can use for good 25 to 40 minutes, because it has extra cup (magazine). We go to places and we broke through security, no matter how tight.
Many of my former colleagues have gone. Some mysteriously. If I pull off my clothes you hate me (scars of bullet wounds). I am a member of various secret cults (names withheld); we go to evil forests regularly, just for protection. Yet upon all these, bullets could still pierce through one’s body.
As far as I know, it is only God that is giving me hope now. There are lots of things I cannot say. I can only ask God to please take control of my life.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/newsonthehour/2011/june/04/newsbreak-04-06-2011-001.html

Fifa is investigating a match between Nigeria and Argentina on Wednesday night, which Nigeria won 4-1, after unusual betting patterns indicated it had been targeted by match-fixers. A Fifa spokesman said: “Fifa can confirm that this match between Nigeria and Argentina was one that we had an active interest in, and forms part of a wider ongoing Fifa investigation.".

The revelation that such a high-profile game is under suspicion underlines the warnings about the speed with which match-fixing is spreading through world football.

Sepp Blatter, re-elected last week as Fifa president, has pledged a “zero-tolerance” approach to what he called the “plague” of match-fixing.

Six players from Premier League clubs were involved in the fixture as well as players from the top divisions in Italy, Spain and Holland.

Argentina, captained by Manchester City’s Pablo Zabaleta, took an under-strength team to Abuja for Wednesday’s friendly, as part of their preparation for the Copa America and were beaten 4-1.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/8555881/Fifa-investigating-unusual-betting-patterns-in-international-between-Nigeria-and-Argentina.html

check out this:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-98978.0.html


All info you need for the cfa exam are contained there.

So, they just realised she is not guilty after about four years?Something is really wrong with this country.

The valedictory plenary by the House of Representatives turned into a session of restitution on Thursday, as representatives freely reminisced on their activities as lawmakers in the past four years.

The speaker, Honourable Dimeji Bankole and the former House committee chairman on Navy and Petroleum, Honourable Halims Ochuko Agoda, betrayed emotion during their valedictory speeches. Both of them paused as they fought back tears while reflecting on their past activities as legislators.

Former speaker of the House, Honourable Patricia Olubunmi Etteh, who started the sixth session of the House of Representatives, however, stole the show during the last session, as she absolved herself of blame in the financial scam which led to her exit from office in November 2007.

Etteh, who was the first senior member of the House to be recognised by the speaker, Bankole, to make a valedictory speech, delivered a speech on how federal legislators could live up to their constitutional responsibilities, contending that all lawmakers should always dispense their constitutional duties with candour, truth and sense of patriotism.

The former speaker went down memory lane to recall the scam over the contracts for renovation of her official residence and that of her deputy, Babangida Nguroje, and stated that she was never guilty of the allegations levelled against her.

The outgoing House committee chairman on Rules and Business, Honourable Ita Enang, assisted in putting the motion properly when he affirmed that neither record of the House nor any of its proceedings ever indicted the former speaker after investigations into the House renovation contract scam.

Bankole, in his own speech, was full of praises for the support which he said all his colleagues gave him, much as he commended the House of Representatives management for serving as a strong pillar of support for his leadership.

According to him, in the past four years, the House received a total of 482 bills and was able to pass a total of 187 bills, most of them coming from the executive arm of government and individuals.

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/23002-outgoing-reps-clear-apologise-to-etteh-on-contract-scam

I'm an Accountant in an Oil and Gas coy. What do you mean by critical ability?

All you need to know is basic knowledge of the industry and industry-specific accounting peculiarities.

Major areas of peculiarities are
1, Petroleum Profit Tax is what is applicable to upstream and CIT applicable to downstream
2, Oil companies are collecting agents for VAT. So when a vendor/supplier charges you VAT, you will not pay them, you are required by VAT guidelines to withhold teh amount and remit on their behalf. This is not the case with non-oil coys.
3,The materiality threshold in Oil and Gas accounting is usually higher; this will affect what you will classify as Capex and Opex

If you have general knowledge of accounting, you can always get to know all these things on teh job.

Accounting!when will i develop interest in it?It makes me feel so bored.I need something that will make me think.@Jarus, you are doing well. You left Econs for accounting?I only did acct just to pass exams, nothing more.

@all

you guys are doing great, keep it up.

You are very foolish. What has the man got to do with breaking up the family?. The woman is the one who decided to be sleeping around and who knows what she told her boyfriend. The infiltration of Yoruba man has nothing to contribute here. I can also bet you that other men have infiltrated their matrimonial bed before the live in Yoruba guy.

Yes it does, sir.The young man knows the woman is  married and he saw nothing wrong in sleeping with her, even moving in to live with her while the kids are there.No right thinking man will descend so low.Whether he is Yoruba or Igbo is not the issue, sleeping with a married woman in her matrimonial home is evil and contributed a lot to the problem of the family.

The father's story:

The girl I married was famous for her temper and fighting ability. With my gentle and unassuming nature, I honestly believed that the sharp contrast in our characters could neutralize and complement each other. It was a grave error of judgment.

http://newafricanpress.com/2011/06/01/my-wife-is-a-husband-beater-ambassador-wigwe/

men in general [especially those from broken homes who were raised by their mums] tend to find no fault with the father, since they barely knew him.

I think the reverse is the case in reality.

the problem with broken homes- the kids often feel they have to chose sides.

in addition, the dad is richer than the mum, so he who pays the piper.

These kids are adults and should be in a better position to know the situation of things in their home.Why would a grown up son support his father's evil on the mum just to get a few dollars from him?The incident is a reoccurring one  and the kids seem to be fed up with the whole thing.I read the father's account of the whole thing which to an extent corroborates the son's story.This is the case of a woman who is in doubt of the fidelity of her husband, this made her overtly aggressive and promiscuous.She also felt deprived and threatened More so, this kids were trained by their mother,the motherly affinity is there and on no account would they be in support of the father's evil on her.

Also, i don't think there is any politics here.If the man had been bad i think this would have been an opportunity for the kids to show their grievances and dissatisfaction with their father's nonchalant attitude towards them all this while.This is a typical ''arrangi marriage.''

This is the son's statement:

''I have lived with my mother my whole life. I have never and will never put anyone before her. So if you're silly enough to think that I will lie for my father against my mother? You are sadly mistaken.''

Oya! let the party begin

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follow the link to read the entire story.

Background: I married Tess Iyi Wigwe (nee Oniga) under native law and custom on 9th April 1978.

The girl I married was famous for her temper and fighting ability. With my gentle and unassuming nature, I honestly believed that the sharp contrast in our characters could neutralize and complement each other. It was a grave error of judgment.

http://newafricanpress.com/2011/06/01/my-wife-is-a-husband-beater-ambassador-wigwe/

You are a cretin!

A fcking Moooron!

What culture?

Bloody reetard! Your brain is worthless to humanity.

Do us a favour and end it.

Blow your brains out!

Fcking smile whilst doing it as it will be your greatest contribution to this world's progress.

My teeth wan fall comot, see me see laugh, hahaha, Oh!

anyway im from anambra state and 99% is christian which im also one of them,as i have said before its their law and she was wrong disobeying it!

Anambra state is not known for producing fools, maybe you are an exception.How can you say that the killing of this young girl is justified?I still consider you a fool.

atleast this will teach other muslim to abide by the rule or GET OUT!

FOOL