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Lamanii22:
Hahahahaha so so funny... But I am normal though... You can still woo me oo...

Do you want them to flog me again in this my adulthood. No ooooo


I dey fear biko

dontrulee:
lol... guy summon up courage jare... this girl beautiful die..

Do I look like someone that wants to die?

Purifychy:
One my Uncle lives in US sent me N700k that was 2017

Have you spend the whole money finish or can I join you in spending it

Nairaland has a lot of kids that insult you or your tribe if you have a contrary opinion .


Thank God I found Twitter because that's where everything happens and you get to roll with the BIG Guns not Nairaland where kids who are still writing Jamb or undergraduate will be insulting you.


Seun sanitise this place. It's too toxic.

Ban people and stop giving them leeway to destroy your hard work

Lamanii22:
I try not to believe these things... But sometimes I feel like I am connected to the waters somehow... The more reason I have never visited the beach before.... I have Jesus, but I haven't had that courage to visit the beach...

And I wan toast u before. Sorry no vex for my thought.


I dey fear mammy water and Pappy water biko.


I had this classmate back in my secondary school days who always stay to herself and rarely contribute to anything nor discussion. I was her only friend because I was good in government and English Language.

My seat mate one day got her angry and the next day he came back with stories of how the girl flogged him in his dreams that he cries like a baby. I told the girl what my friend said and she just laughed that I somehow believed my friend.

One day out of Puberty syndrome that people call konji today I playfully touched the girl's breast because her breast were firm and look succulent from her school uniform. Na there my problem for SS3 start. She playfully told me not to do it again which is Amber and Green if you know you know.

That night I saw the girl in my dreams and the way I was flogged by her and her seat mate. I cry like pikin that I had to wake up in the midnight and couldn't sleep. I was like why this girl go flog me like this for only breast wey I press when Anna our neighbor has not broke my head for squeezing her own.

I accosted her the next day and she laughed over it then I warned her seriously and told guyz in the class what happened. People were just looking at her like a witch in class and it even got to my Form mistress.


That night the beating I got was so severe by her and some ladies that I had to start screaming and my uncle and his wife ran into our own room and my aunty started praying and she put this Catholic Scapula on me.

I explained to them what happened and they scolded me and told me to go apologize to the girl. I went and apologize to the girl the next day and I only told my seat mate that this whip mark on my neck was from the girl lashes.


Fear woman.


Fear women

bigcee:
Pls do you know the cost of a plot of land in Baruwa, peace estate?

send me a DM. I stay in Peace Estate beside Progress Estate

Simplyleo:
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Athifku and gej are moving on with their lives, ipob miscreants still waiting for athifku's cum like kilode. Una go wait till ojukwu's manhood brings it.

US department of state my left ball.

The same Apc government is terrorizing Yoruba land with Fulani herdsmen and they are crying. You are still supporting your terrors.


Stockholm syndrome

Froshloaded:
Damn I guess you got me wrong
Thats not what I meant

You are busy talking Zulu you don't understand to XhosaNostra while the babe is dying for Jace blaze.


Las las na u go hold candle for them since u don't want to have Nigeria sense

InDistress:
My dad is a very conservative man and will be broken if I leave. My younger sister left her husband for same infidelity and my parents haven't heard the last of it from neighbours and gossips. I don't wantbtonput them through emotional stress. My husband's elder brother separated from his wife over 30yrs ago over infidelity and all tgeir children amounted to nothing, I feel scared for my kids.

How will your Dad feel if your husband gives you HIV? Stop living your life for others and take charge of it. Hapu nwoke nzuzu ahu aka.

What is the exchange rate of Australia dollar to Naira

Vyvyanvyvy:
He traveled to Italy and abandoned me with the children I shouldn’t waste my time waiting for him because he had move on and I’m also free to move on with my life

This is the balance you will do. Tell your brother to allow him to sleep in his house but during the day he should be in your shop where he can help you out and also get the mother care he needs

Oga you are enjoying post puberty

IkeOnyia:
Sanusi Lamido was alleged to have instigated the mob killing of an Igbo man in Kano but Igbos have become his number one advocates. Shame!

Gabriel Akaluka was an Idoma man from Benue and not igbo. Stop giving false information

SirBobiGentle:
Why pussy cat of all pet names.

I love cats

Okoroawusa:
Liar... which area in Kano?

How far do you still self-service with Buhari pictures

pocohantas:
You don’t have big problems. The type that takes sleep away from you. Defying every human, rational and logical solution.

Ask women with cheating horsebands, competitive side chicks, a very troublesome child and unending in-law wahala.

Your voice will loud by force.

What are u really saying

Okoroawusa:
Bro this is not a tribal matter.

Take it easy

You are crying for a 14 year old boy in America while Buhari you support allows his Fulani herdsmen to rip out babies from pregnant women womb and kill women and children.


Hope you still self-service with Buhari pictures just like you said

Okoroawusa:
The event I was talking about happened before you were born

Akpa amu. You are a NECO generation so I'm not suprised.

MadeINchenzen2:
lol. when u go home ask ur dad or mum what they think about girls living alone before they get married !

Seriously you are dumb. I asked my younger sisters to go rent their own apartment back in 2015 and today it's the best decision we all made.

They can think like matured ladies and a step ahead of your narrow minded type

Okoroawusa:
Almost like my own situation but it was my younger brother that caught me wanking in the room. He opened the door without knocking n our eyes met n he quickly closed the door.

Since you support buhari I believe you were wanking by looking at his picture

She is not sincere. She hid her status and you might have had unprotected sex with her.


She is emotionally blackmailing you with suicide.

Getting a gf is easy but a wife is the most difficult thing.

ProfDview:
I know y'all must've seen this thread below, where my supposed fiancee painted me black on a public forum

https://www.nairaland.com/5721583/been-him-5-years-no/16#87234266


Dear nairalanders, pls disregard the submissions she made.

She's my supposed fiancee , some of her stories are false or well edited to paint me black.

Here's the truth:

1. She has slept with three of my friends before, though not while I knew her. Conversely , my two friends are her exes and my third friend she supposedly had a one night stand with him. I do love her but my manly ego can't make peace with the above truths hence, my decision to keep the relationship open.

2. She has never spent a dime on me, my manly ego won't even allow me take 2kobo from a lady. Never!

To slap this 40 years commot for your body dey hungry me

Your gf is not working and the Dad is demanding for 600k from her because she has a petty business.

Please explain more because this story doesn't seem real.

600k demand from dad means the girl either is not telling you the truth or she had a former rich Maga that doles out such money.



You want to leave her because of it when you have not made any effort to talk to your girl to stand her ground against such extortion and call their bluff

Oga come and start your story again and tell us about the real Maga

XhosaNostra:
Don't you have marriage laws over there? By law, she should be entitled to EVERYTHING, including his corpse, as a wife.
In my country, the mortuary can't even release the body to family members without the wife okaying it with her signature 1st. They want her present all the way through. Same when they're issuing a death certificate or collecting life insurance, the wife is the beneficiary of both, unless stated otherwise in the will or other opposing documents. Even then, she'd still be entitled to at least half of his assets. It's the law, to ensure the financial security of the woman & any children they shared together.

Anyway, the guy must be suspicious of her motives. After all, some women kill over that sort of thing. If she's uncertain about her financial future, then she should take out a life insurance on him & pay the premiums/deductibles herself Bingo! She'll be one rich widow should he conk over

That's why South African men don't like marrying

I met her on Politics section when it was Pdp vs Apc and we started out as friends. We shared a lot and I was so scared of asking her out because she was stubborn and self opinionated while I might be difficult and chauvinistic depending on the world I woke up in.

We continued our friendship until I did a self immolation about myself and found out its time to loosen up and drop some of those grumpy behavior that has made me an "evening newspaper" . I got closer to her heart and found out she is one of the most understanding and sweet girl that I've come across.

Guess what


We are both in Love today and the wedding bells are so ringing right now for us.


I call her my Pussy cat

Newnas:
My brother, many of these muslim schools are something else.

Just this morning, the 'muslim' school beside my house is taking their female pupils out for sports competition. Guess what? They're in jerseys and skimpier hijabs.

For most of them, it's more about money than Islam.

May Allaah grant us steadfastness.

What do you want kids to wear for sports? I pity all these zealots

Metaphysical Staffoforayan oodua1stson solmus you people should come and take a side now between yoruba culture or Islamic Arabia culture

The FG is always passing the buck.


What has the military done with the 1 billing dollars that was given to them to prosecute this war?


Buhari blames NGO while Babachir Lawal was not prosecuted for embezzlement of IDP money.


Stupid government

Ebenezar2020:
and after a week he goes back to a relapse?
Same sarrki that once withdrew his support for Buhari when Fulani slaughtered Benue people massively?
So this isn't the face time, a week from now he'll go back to being a patriot.

You know the bipolar soul very well

Did sarrki collect any money from BMC please we want to know