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FoodRe: Iru: The Godmother Of All Condiments by Chamber2000: 6:07am On Jun 27, 2020
pocohantas:
I think Imo people use it too. Okay, it was okpei I asked for. They are all smelly, but I like the okpei and the twist it brought to my food.

Are they both made from locust bean?
so you are igbo? Odimma.

Enjoy your ofe akwu
AgricultureRe: GBFoods Completes ₦20billion Tomato Processing Factory In Kebbi State by Chamber2000: 1:05pm On Jun 20, 2020
MelesZanawi:
I wanted to reply you before I saw the post above. You are the architect of your poverty but you think everyone is after you.

You think GB Foods a multinational company which makes Gino, Bama, and Jago, Gino Tomatoes Mix; Gino Pepper Onion, Gino Thyme; Gino Curry; Gino Chicken and Beef Cubes; Bama Mayonnaise as well as Jago Mayonnaise would be used for money laundering.

Guy, stop disgracing yourself in public.
I roll in the gutter five years ago with your like but I've outgrown it.

That was a Troll topic to bring about a lesson to society malaise.


Dig through my post here and come back and shout my real moniker here.
AgricultureRe: GBFoods Completes ₦20billion Tomato Processing Factory In Kebbi State by Chamber2000: 12:42pm On Jun 20, 2020
Amarabae:
20billion ?
is naira that valueless ?
Seriously it got my attention.

20 billion and employing less than 500 workers in an Afro industry.


Money has been launder through it. Bagudu and Cbn
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Experienced A Turn Off From Someone On Your First Date With Him/he by Chamber2000: 10:37pm On Jun 16, 2020
Ishilove:
His breath funked so much, my eyeglasses turned brown. And God, spittle settled at the side of his lips when he talked. Years later I'm still traumatised.

*scream*

*wail*

cry cry
Did u discuss it with him later
RomanceRe: She's One Year Older Than Her Man. Should She Be Worried? by Chamber2000: 10:26pm On Jun 13, 2020
Joycekkh:
Well it depends on the guy's orientation, I have met a couple of guys that dont mind dating and getting married to ladies older than them, I have a friend that I'm older than, though its a year difference, he asked me out and doesn't see anything wrong with us being together but I brushed him off 'cause I prefer older men.
Love doesn't choose
FamilyRe: What Is The Penalty Given To A Man Who Didn't Pay Lady's Dowry Before She Died? by Chamber2000: 11:16am On Jun 11, 2020
nams77:
Thank you my brother. I didn't know you have already responded to her.
I pointed out the same thing.
Someone will not be sure of facts before rushing to press.
I have explained to her but she was insulting my mother.


I really felt so angry in my spirit for that, the woman that I've been running around through hospital this period to keep her up and someone just comes to insult her?

Seriously Nairaland allows any Tom Dick and Harry to insult you.
FamilyRe: What Is The Penalty Given To A Man Who Didn't Pay Lady's Dowry Before She Died? by Chamber2000: 11:04am On Jun 11, 2020
Ade3131:
Original Igbo man spotted there. They start off by talking down their direct audience. Raining insults and tongue-lashing the weak by flaunting their superior advantage ostentatiously.

Well-done onye nna. You're doing well. ooooin!


Modified.

You have a counter argument, bring it up in a subtle manner without causing harm to the personality of the person you're addressing....
Do I look like someone that has time for all these
FamilyRe: What Is The Penalty Given To A Man Who Didn't Pay Lady's Dowry Before She Died? by Chamber2000: 11:02am On Jun 11, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Go and tell your mother to shut up for failing to teach you manner!
Children roaming nairaland with their diapers

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/02/22/man-marries-wifes-corpse-in-anambra/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.informationng.com/2018/04/young-nigerian-man-forced-to-marry-corpse-of-woman-he-impregnated-without-paying-her-bride-price.html/amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2016/02/14/my-late-wifes-family-wants-me-to-marry-her-corpse-man-laments/
Any day you insult my mother, I will spend heavily to trace you. Go and Google Ecoterors here to know my antecedents.


That I'm watching things here and moving on don't mean that you can talk down on people anyhow.


Be warned
FamilyRe: What Is The Penalty Given To A Man Who Didn't Pay Lady's Dowry Before She Died? by Chamber2000: 10:45am On Jun 11, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Go and tell your mother to shut up for failing to teach you manner!
Children roaming nairaland with their diapers

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/02/22/man-marries-wifes-corpse-in-anambra/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.informationng.com/2018/04/young-nigerian-man-forced-to-marry-corpse-of-woman-he-impregnated-without-paying-her-bride-price.html/amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2016/02/14/my-late-wifes-family-wants-me-to-marry-her-corpse-man-laments/
You are an Idiot. A big idiot.

Marrying a corpse means paying the marital rites and not having conjugal acts


When u left school, your dad was still doing hippie and rapping Bones Thugs n Harmony on the streets
FamilyRe: What Is The Penalty Given To A Man Who Didn't Pay Lady's Dowry Before She Died? by Chamber2000: 12:12am On Jun 11, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Dowry is being paid by women, not men.

Bride Prize is being paid by men.

@Dear OP, sorry for the loss.
It depends on the tribe and cultural values and norms.

In some parts of Igbo land, the man has to settle all the bride prize and probably have a conjugal bliss with the corpse before they can allow the corpse being buried.

In major part of yoruba land where I come from, no much serious implication.

The major and utmost thing is that, try to know the in-depth of the cultural norms and values of the land which you are marrying from. Clear all the bills, settle everyone you are meant to settle before taking the bride or groom.
Every culture is meant to be observed and respected. If you find their culture so “barbaric”, don’t marry from there, it isn’t mandatory
Shut up. No part of Igboland will ask for a conjugal bliss with the corpse.


You are rather expected to pay twice the amount for marriage rites so that others can learn lessons about the importance of doing proper marital rites with a lady instead of living together as unmarried couples
TravelRe: Lokoja River Port To Cost N4.112 Billion - George Moghalu, NIWA MD by Chamber2000: 10:43am On Jun 04, 2020
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Offpoint:
If you own a business and want to promote it...
I have over 5M active Nigeria phone numbers.


I can give it out for a token
how much
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Not My Man - El-Rufai Says, Congratulates Aregbesola At 63 by Chamber2000: 2:02pm On May 31, 2020
kehinde1588:
From what you posted, it shows you know nothing about politics. Firstly, as of today, Tinubu controls the structure of APC and by virtue of that, he will always have his way.

Secondly, the northerners are also divided as the likes of Ganduje, Borno state governor, Yobe state, and some other northern governors I can't remember fall in Tinubus camp. They will do everything to ensure their camp has the last laugh so forget El-Rufia ranting.

Thirdly, Tinubu loyalists control the national assembly. Ahmed Lawan and Gbamiabila belong to Tinubus camp. So defeating Tinubu will only take miracle.

Lastly, Tinubu is not a political prostitute, he doesn't have any history of jumping from one political party to another. They will rather leave APC for him and form another party.

Tinubu has all it takes to become the next president and the North will support him.
Naira land is where Boyz congregate and lie to themselves.


Come and say this on Twitter where men do discuss real politics not this Afonja and Igbo that your type do feed on.

Tinubu cannot be Nigeria president
kehinde1588:
It's high time you stopped blaming Tinubu for your lost in 2015. Different political parties came together to form what we called APC including some PDP members then. The igbos and the SS supported the party which would give them greater benefits while the Yorubas supported the party which would give them greater benefits too. How would you now conclude that Tinubu betrayed the South. Didn't the igbos vote based on what would give them relevance in national politics?

You guys are always too emotional and always forget that this is politics. Did Tinubu or any Southerner sign any agreement that Yorubas must support a southern in 2015? People were tired of PDP and they voted them out. The same thing will become of APC one day.

I always tell the SE that they can choose to support whoever they want but they should not make it looks like you are against the SW because you want to sabotage their ambition. After all, you voted for Atiku a Fulani man and he lost so voting another Fulani man come 2023 doesn't mean ur votes are consequential.

The alliance you formed in 2019 with a Fulani man (Atiku), what was the result?

Seriously you guys talk as if you don't understand politics. Instead of analysis your chances come 2023 objectively, you guys will rather be emotional about it and say you won't support SW.

Let me make it clear for you now, SW is not expecting any support from you in 2023, stick to your Atiku. But let me tell you that we will remind you all your statements in the future.

No northern cabal can't stop the emergency of Tinubu come 2023, only the Almighty can.
You are drunk. Go home.


Naira land is really a boy scout club.

Tinubu is a Theif and can never be president.


Can we lay our lives on the line for it
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Not My Man - El-Rufai Says, Congratulates Aregbesola At 63 by Chamber2000: 1:58pm On May 31, 2020
kehinde1588:
From what you posted, it shows you know nothing about politics. Firstly, as of today, Tinubu controls the structure of APC and by virtue of that, he will always have his way.

Secondly, the northerners are also divided as the likes of Ganduje, Borno state governor, Yobe state, and some other northern governors I can't remember fall in Tinubus camp. They will do everything to ensure their camp has the last laugh so forget El-Rufia ranting.

Thirdly, Tinubu loyalists control the national assembly. Ahmed Lawan and Gbamiabila belong to Tinubus camp. So defeating Tinubu will only take miracle.

Lastly, Tinubu is not a political prostitute, he doesn't have any history of jumping from one political party to another. They will rather leave APC for him and form another party.

Tinubu has all it takes to become the next president and the North will support him.
Naira land is where Boyz congregate and lie to themselves.


Come and say this on Twitter where men do discuss real politics not this Afonja and Igbo that your type do feed on.

Tinubu cannot be Nigeria president
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Re-Organization Of Nigeria Police Force. Create 5 Zonal Commands by Chamber2000:
godkiller:
Drop your whatapp number to be added to the group
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Re-Organization Of Nigeria Police Force. Create 5 Zonal Commands by Chamber2000: 2:48pm On May 28, 2020
godkiller:
The police force needs overhauling.

We are training youths on solar panel production and installation.

If you want to learn or volunteer to teach please drop your WhatsApp number, location and area of interest.

God bless Nigeria.
How can I contact you to learn
CrimeRe: Girl Arrested For Faking Own Death To Avoid Financial Pressure From Mom (Photo) by Chamber2000: 10:36am On May 25, 2020
Feyang:
Hello house ,I need a human right lawyer to fight for my freind,his younger brother was going to work on the 15 th of March ,when some sars guy told him to enter the bus and took him to ikeja SARS office,and labelled him a cult guy,since then the dad and mum have been going there but they did not allow them access to see the boy,nobody no we're the boy is now or not Alive,I need some one to stand for my freind so that we can see is brother ,any help or any lawyer in the house please drop ur number
have you gotten the lawyer
CareerRe: Otorisirieze Obi-young Gets New Job After Sack by Chamber2000: 6:19pm On May 24, 2020
seunmsg:
Mr. Twitter bulldog, what are you still doing here with the dregs? Go back to rubbing audio shoulders with Bashir and Tolu and stop talking nonsense.
When I'm less busy I stroll over to look at how some idiots that refused to grow are dying in their idiocy.
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Bumped On Your unclothedness? by Chamber2000: 4:10pm On May 24, 2020
Wierdceo:
No one has bumped into my unclothedness but wait this is serious. I have been seeing my female neighbor's unclothedness for a while now. She recently joined my compound and everytime she comes home at night, she leaves her door open and leaves the light on and will be naked walking around in her room and am next door. Does she not know that people can see her or is she trying to tempt me. She even get better big nyash.
where is the address grin
CareerRe: Otorisirieze Obi-young Gets New Job After Sack by Chamber2000: 3:59pm On May 24, 2020
seunmsg:
Why wait for twitter, do it here now.
I have retired from arguing politics with Npower kids and idiots when I can drag Aisha Buhari on Twitter and she sent her PA on SM who got gobsmacked.


I suffer fools not.

We are rubbing shoulders on Twitter with the main BMC administration like Bashir, Tolu, omojuwa instead of the dregs here
CareerRe: Otorisirieze Obi-young Gets New Job After Sack by Chamber2000: 3:49pm On May 24, 2020
seunmsg:
He got the job based on sentiment and silly emotions. He may not be able to keep it for long if he doesn’t make professionalisms and balanced reporting his guiding principles.
come Twitter come and talk this bulls hit and see you gobsmacked
FamilyRe: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by Chamber2000: 9:51am On May 23, 2020
Ebus12:
Am 17 bro
Will be 18 by August
Which school are you in and which area let's send men to treat his fvck up
PoliticsRe: Yunusa Yellow: Bashir Ahmad Promises To Intervene In The Case Of Conviction by Chamber2000: 9:01am On May 23, 2020
Okoroawusa:
This is a private message someone sent to him n he replied.
I believe Yunusa should be locked up n the key thrown into the ocean but this news n thread is unnecessary. You don't know if he promised that to actually get that person off his back.
I can't remember how many times I have replied a message with "I will look into it"with no intention of looking at it at all.

Let's wait for any attempt to release Yunusa. I trust Nigerians we will also hear about it.
go on twitter and type this nonsense and see yourself skewed alive.

Your father is an Idiot for having sex with your mother for begetting you as an idiot.

I hate pedophile and their supporters
PoliticsRe: What Did You Receive As Stay-At-Home Relief Package In Your Area? by Chamber2000: 9:40pm On Apr 07, 2020
comshots:
My own sack letter na when the lockdown finish.Imagine my employer say make every staff remain for company dey work until the 14 days lockdown is over.Say anyone wey go make that person no come back again.So i go dey work dey go and no be say the work get rest of mind.No overtime payment sef.I Waka go my house.Na fast food restaurant I dey work.
What is the name of your company?
RomanceRe: Share Your Experience With A NL Girl by Chamber2000: 2:27pm On Apr 03, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
THERE ARE OVER -
-50,000 GIRLS IN YOUR STATE
- 20 GIRLS IN YOUR STREET
- 1,375 ON YOUR FACEBOOK MESSENGER
- 280 ON WHATSAPP

ALL THESE GIRLS THAT YOU CONVERSE WITH, BUT IT IS THIS LOUSY NL GIRL WHO HAS BEEN INFLUENCED BY OTHER LOUSY NL GIRLS TO MAKE MOCKERY OF EVERY LOUSY NL BOY AND RIDICULE LIFE OUT OF THEM THAT YOU WANT.

YOU PEOPLE LIKE STRESS.
How did you come to such conclusion? Is it not same girls that you find outside that visit Nairaland?

I've met countless ladies here and I've never regretted my interactions with them.

Please change your mindset. I met my wife here also.

Nairaland is just a place to blow off steam and interact. Don't make judgement calls with the few you meet
RomanceRe: To The Man I Love. by Chamber2000: 2:16pm On Apr 03, 2020
When you think you have to bring your relationship to a public forum for validation tgen you are still a baby in the head and at heart.


These ones are not yet ready. They are infatuated
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: I Did Not Donate N1 Billion To COVID-19 Relief Fund by Chamber2000: 9:25am On Apr 01, 2020
This Apc government are still playing politics with this Covid19.

Peter Obi don't pander to sentiments and will do the needful at the right time.

Peter Obi will rather donate directly to Nigerians instead, government that will embezzle it
EventsRe: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Chamber2000: 11:18pm On Mar 31, 2020
My last wedding story was when my brother married an Idoma lady and the bride family said every money made there and sprayed will be given to the bride family according to tradition.

The committee of friends who were Anambra biz men who don't like inter ethnic marriage told them that if they dare see any of them picking money that they will scatter everything and the bride will return to her papa house.

I just sat there enjoying the show and laughing as all these akpu Obi biz guys were spraying money and watching who is picking.

A trad wedding my brother spent more than a million plus will just be given to the bride family who were all acting like shylock on the bride price day.
EventsRe: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Chamber2000: 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2020
I did bestman for a friend and I was in my hotel room relaxing and didn't know wedding was about to start. When I was called and started hurrying, my zipper got spoilt.

I manage that one then to wear shoe I now found out I didn't pack my shoes from Lagos

Pastor said the couples can't March into church without the whole bridal train and groom caterpillar abi wetin dem dey call am.

I started lookin for where to buy shoes same time and I saw one local one. Paid and ran to church. My guy no fit talk na d wife want to use swear finish boyo life.

We now marched into church by 11am. The pastor had already got wind of me being the cause of the delay asked me to stand up. He tongue lashed me like a school boy. I just stood there fuming inside but I bottled it up.

After church service I was to take pictures with couples and the rest, I disappear again to go work on my zipper. When I came back reception has already started and the bride told me if I come near them she will so fight me.

I jejely carried the babe that I got as one of my aso ebi to my hotel.

Never you disrupt an evening newspaper wedding plans or wedding.
EventsRe: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Chamber2000: 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2020
I remember my friend who did wedding . We planned for the wedding and everyone was assigned roles and my responsibility was to take care of the money that was sprayed.

Two days before the wedding I got a call that there will be head count in my PPA so I dashed straight to my PPA.

On the wedding day with no one to do the money stuff he now assigned it to his bestman,
After dancing and spraying money My friend was engrossed with the gift collection when a man walked up to the best man and demanded for the bag containing money.

The bestman handed the money over to him thinking he is part of the family.

My friend only made 50k from the wedding which is the money someone transfer to him.

The theif was never caught

The bestman was arrested and later released for being stupid

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