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This is the Dance competition for the Male category.
MC is trying to sort them out to come out with the winner

Presentation of awards and gifts to all the participants such as the Referees, Players, etc

The 3rd place match ended in a draw (0 - 0) and they went into a penalty shoot-out.

The team in white has won the team in green (2 - 1) on penalties.

Telecom giants, Etisalat is in the University of Uyo (UNIUYO), Akwa Ibom state for their Easy Cliq Fest Show. This event was organised 4 years ago in 2012.


There are lots of prizes to be won like phones, recharge cards, car, etc.


A football tournament was organised and right now we're in the football joggling stage. About 7 guys are on the pitch to decide who joggles the ball for a longer time. The rule here according to the MC, is that it should be done with only one foot.


I'll post more pictures as this event goes on

Good job there Mr. Mandy. We'll get there. It's just a matter of time.

2sex:
champella, i site you o.

My tear rubber boss! I see you jare. Even though i don tie black cloth for eye like Jet Li

Lord have mercy!


Boss, na companies like Real Madrid (Total), Barcelona (Chevron), Bayern Munich (Shell), PSG (Schlumberger), Man Utd (Exxon Mobil), etc go fit afford you be that o.


Infact, you're a rare combination of Cristiano Ronaldo (efficiency) and Lionel Messi (skills) in Engineering.

godfirstawe:
No on in the south south that you can vouch for?

Need a master degree in engineering course but need more details on university in South ie. .am in calabar precisely?

Try the University of Uyo (UNIUYO) then. It is a very good federal University and it is quite affordable.

Naughtysite:
EPIC.

Engineering Procurement Installation Commissioning

scantee:
@champella..why u de hide there?

Chai! My boss, you still dey get carry-over on top this girl matter?


Na you cause am sha. You for just enter the transfer market sign plenty players. The likes of Portugal, France, Germany, etc have so many fine footballers.


The worst thing a man can do to himself is to let a woman call the shots in his life.


Lest i forget, she's not cheating on you. Those men around her are only coming to get wisdom and understanding from her.

mbatuku2:
An ignorant white person doesn't know a thing, it becomes a topic. NA wa o!

Hello


I can't access my mailbox at the moment. Please send your message to me on whatsapp through this number on my signature.

scantee:
bro i still have u in my formation for our next match, just dat dis new government just made the away match tough for nw, 2016 will be full of home matches, u will score goals before end of 10 matches.

In that case, i need to re-strategise and prepare very well unto say competitions go too plenty na.


Na that Champions League i dey eye o boss. But if na Europa League comot come i go still accept am sha o.


All na for the ballery.

scantee:
my broda happy xmas, bro ma fiancee de make me vex dis days, u knw how my wrks is na, i hardly have time 4 anyting....she kum de nag on top ma head anytime i manage to leave fish and shark to come rest small oo. How is ur sis doing?

Is she a Luis Suarez that is always disturbing central defenders with his movement on and off the ball?


Kid Sister is fine though.


But boss, you no do me well o. Since i don dey warm up for touchline you no gree put me for even 5-a-side.

Boss of life, i dey hail o.
This one wey woman don carry you go touchline go guard for stoppage time.
Hope all is well?

I'm based in Uyo as well.
Our beautiful ladies and handsome gentlemen in Uyo please come to this thread.

Heartibaby:
Thanks for your reply @champella
i thought you were a seafarer. There are some personal enquires i wanted to make about the profession. Though the email i posted was my alternate email I have deleted it from the original comment. Would have loved to talk to u on whatsapp but i cant post my number here. All the best

My number is on my signature now. Once you see it you let me know so i can take it off

@Heartibaby

Sadly, i'm not a Seafarer. But i aspire to work on a vessel or on a rig someday.

I'm not able to access my mailbox for now. If you're on whatsapp then let's talk.

Please modify your post and remove your Email to avoid Scammers

Mehn! Plenty bosses full here o.


Please what are the prospects of a Mechanical Engineer in the Oil & Gas industry?

2sex:
how far bro. I no see ur break light since na. u no buzz me and i lost my phone sef cos of too much waka. I dey lasgidi now sha... my house.

Boss no vex abeg. I dey on low key sha.

Hope everything dey fine with you sha?

How Lasgidi dey na?

2sex:
Thanks bro.

I don show jare. This one wey my bosses dey call me sef, e be like say dem wan share money o

Tobiee:
[email] Type [emai.l][b.] [/.b][/.email], and type your text, between the [b.] and . Btw, type it without the dot (.) [/b][/email]

[email]Na wa o. Let me retry it then. Woah! I've done it. Thanks man [/email]

Profbrian:
[ email ] baba champella its me prophetudeme, hw far u? Have u noticed this email bracket? Do it but dont put spaces, join it together[ / email ]

Ah! My Chairman, na you? Wetin come happen na?

Anyway, let me try it and see.

Tobiee:
[email] True. Nvm then, I'd go by 8am. [/email]

Your posts are displayed as links. Please, how did you do it?

hpk:
but you sef dey the second missionary journey
nice to meet you.

Ah! Boss mi, i dey the missionary journey live and direct.

Nice to meet you too.

hpk:
Father Finbarrs you sef dey the bus. LMAO

I'm not Father Finbarrs. You're mistaking me for someone else.

keandre:
[color=#000030] Champella, how is the average calculated? [/color]

Divide your UTME score by 8 and divide your Post UTME score by 2. Then add these two scores to get your composite.

For example:

UTME - 320
Post UTME - 92

UTME/8 . . .i.e 320/8=40
Post UTME/2 . . . i.e 92/2=46
.'. Composite=>40 46=86%

zaragal:
See wetin u order for me.....chei!...A whole first lady of osapa London like me...chei!...haff suffer ooo...

Anyways dat dude doesn't knw who I am..i bet I would send my younger brother to beat some sense into his air head

No worry i sabi say you be very senior chick na. Infact, get dressed make we go chop Suya for that junction

josephmario:
pls can I study agricultural economics with this result? English,maths, bio,economics, geo, c.r.s,C6s,agricultural science C5,chemistry and physics C6s.pls I need ur help.u can add me on whatsapp on 08063093587 or call for advise.thank u in anticipation.

As long as you've made all C's in your WAEC then you're good to go.

A very good school to study this course is the University of Uyo (UNIUYO).

Your chances of being admitted are very high since many people do not always fill in the course.

ProphetUdeme:
congratulations o mr mechanical engineer in advance. Wow. Then this calls for some bottles and champagnes. I happy for you o. GOD will see you thru. Before school starts you need some money since youre no more schooling at home but outside. So you don tidy enough cash keep?

Boss na God o. You fit give me advice unto fresher wey i be na

Congratulations to all those who have been admitted. God saw us through.

ProphetUdeme:
the peaceful mediator is in. Wad up boss Da ete sorry i just wan try de start de hate girls now o. Those people sabi cause person downfall. Lol. Wats up? How your RSUST package For the intervening time i just de teach for one of these schools in uyo o till i come move next year o. Wad up na? Asuk adia uwem ke annex university of uyo

You don't need to hate girls because you'll definitely need their services when next you're Hot


A girl can only cause your downfall if let her do so. All you need to do is to be more disciplined and be focused. Know when to work and when to play.

My Mechanical Engineering was signed, sealed and delivered yesterday. I dey try package my Acceptance fee and School fee. Shei you go buy me School uniform, Sandals and White sox make i carry start?


Annexe dey as e suppose dey. Abeg if work dey you fit control me make i come see as e go be na

ProphetUdeme:
i'm not suppose to reply you again but i feel so ashame of myself trying to quote back a nincompoop and a dunderhead like you. I blame nairaland owner for not putting things in its places, cos if there were to be age restrictions in this site, a cupid and useless and good for nothing entity like you wouldnt be in existence here. How can a street nymphomaniac, a wretched pauper and an uneducated Re.t.ard like you be exchanging words with me. Can you even hobnob or interact with me facially? I blame Mtn for giving you that 10 mb to come online here and expose your lugubrious and egregrious behaviour. ure a true definition of a BitTCH cos youre a W.hor.e . Pls before you quote me back. Go and complete your secondary education and then sit up, then go back and write jamb and locate your mates, and stop wasting your life.
Durent come see me see wahala o

Senior man, abeg take am easy na. There is no need for all these.

Zaragal, no vex abeg. E don do.


Huuuuum! Waiter please give this ProphetUdeme a plate of Rice Pepper soup with Origin.

Then give Zaragal Melon soup with Fufu and Malt. Their bills are on me.