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Career / Re: Advise Needed On How To Make My Freedays Accountable by Champella(m): 8:01pm On Nov 08, 2021
ecomalchemist:
Learn digital skills, get a good laptop and internet connection...


Bless up my gee....mafo oluwa is involved.

First off, you need to know your strengths if you decide to earn online.

Check the www.websitelearners.com...i bet you'd learn alot from there more than you did in the four walls of any school.

You need skills to make money online, it can. Be photo editing, graphic design, video editing, search engine optimization, digital marketing, e-commerce website development etc.

Use glo to access night data..it's N50 for unlimited YouTube access from 12 - 5am.

search, Follow and subscribe on YouTube this popular tech channel "websitelearners"...you'd learn a lot from there more than you ever did in the four walls of a classroom.

The future is tech, don't sleep on it.

You need lots of data, food and zeal to learn for 6 months consistently...after you must have mastered the skill, go to LinkedIn and craft a good profile.

Go to enhancecv.com and build your resume.

Look for fellow skillsets specialists within your chosen field, introduce yourself and tell them you'd like to work on some projects with them for free so you can build your portfolio from there.

Create a paypal account, sign up on freelance sites where you can get remote work (US, Canada, Australia, Estonia, Germany), you can earn as much as $20 per gig daily as a beginner.

Brilliant!

Huuuuuum! Waiter, please give this man a plate of his favourite meal and drink. Bills on me! cool
Romance / Re: The Insinuation That Everything Is About Money.... by Champella(m): 8:54am On Aug 19, 2021
peacefull:


Thank you so much!
I really appreciate you!!

Japan is good season now!
Spring! Not too hot or too cold. Very nice weather!
Coming soon cherry blossoms will start to bloom.

But corona virus is disturbing us.

What about Nigeria? Your place?
Hot? or cold?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Champella(m): 10:37am On Jul 26, 2021
Ujunwa02:
Please can I still reprint my civil defense acknowledgement slip

Do you have your Application Number? If yes, get the Application Confirmation Slip from someone who has it and applied for the same cadre with you, go to a computer centre and edit it with Corel Draw.

Make sure you have a passport photograph with you (i.e the passport you used for the registration).

On Corel Draw, you are to replace the person's passport photograph and Application Number with yours. Print it in black and white or coloured if you want.

If you don't know anybody close to you who has it, simply go to the screening venue, collect the slip from someone and photocopy it, then use the photocopied slip to edit yours at any computer shop you may find at the venue.

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Programming / Re: Job Prospects For A Junior Developer In Nigeria by Champella(m): 9:47am On Jul 14, 2021
Nickisindigo:
Applications for hng internship has already startred

I've clicked on the "Join Now" button, but the link is not opening.
Programming / Re: I Will Mentor/ Teach Coding For Free by Champella(m): 11:40pm On Jul 01, 2021
Sphade:
Hello, every body reading this
Just woke up today and decided that I wanted to teach someone how to program for free
If u are an absolute beginner and don't have a clear direction in your programming journey, I am here to help
I am a software developer fluent in a JAVASCRIPT and it major frameworks and libraries
I wanna help people get to where they want to be faster than going alone
It took me a lot of time to get to this stage and the process would have been 2x faster if I had someone to guide and direct me, so I have decided to guide and direct people so they can get there faster
If you're asking why am doing it for free, well it because I believe education should be free and accessable to all and when it comes to computer programming, there are already a lot of free and great resources online and as I also got my knowledge of computer programming from this free resources, am willing to give it for free
Just drop your number in the comments section
(Whatsapp)
But if you don't want a mentor but free resources
I have a lot of video(HD) of paid udemy course in python, PHP, react, Vue,html5,css3, JavaScript,adobexd, node and a lot more,
Just request for it in the comment section and I will give it for free
Nb:this videos are really huge like a lot of gb cause they are in hd so u gotta have a lot of data to download them

Thank you

I'm interested. I hope I'm not late for the party? My number is on my signature. Thanks a lot.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Better To Quit Or Continue With This Job? by Champella(m): 5:43pm On Apr 25, 2021
Skoopy:
@OP. Crazy job / working conditions.

A new project will commence soon in my work place, inbox me and I'll send you my email address, let's see what we can do.

It would be a contract job though but payment would be 100k minimum and you may have to move to Port Harcourt. The project is expected to last for 3 to 4 years.

Job is mon - fri and weekends are calculated as over time.

Hi Skoopy, can I send my CV too?
Education / Re: Is Sociology A Nice Course To Study In Nigeria? by Champella(m): 2:29pm On Apr 02, 2021
tammyf:
Then u know nothing about Engineering...here in my company u need to see d figures both mechanical n electrical engineers make every two weeks offshore

I would like to discuss with you please. Can I send you a mail?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: LCV Jobs by Champella(m): 4:34pm On Mar 31, 2021
LauraClasikVibe:
PAID OPPORTUNITY

Please I need Interviewers for a survey in:

IMO
ENUGU
AKWA IBOM
PLATEAU
EDO

Applicants should be proficient in spoken English.

Hi Laura, I'm interested.

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Business / Re: Northern Tomato Farmers, Traders Lose Over ₦10 Billion In One Week, Cry Out by Champella(m): 12:24pm On Mar 01, 2021
Kriss216:
I went to the market yesterday to buy cow meat for stew. They said no cow meat, I kukuma buy One old layer chicken, N2400. I use am cook stew and one wicked pot of Egusi soup. There's this joy anytime I opened my pot of stew and see the head of the chicken smiling at me.


God punish cow meat!

Bros, please can I come and see how your Stew and Melon soup look like. I just want to learn how to cook. I won't come with my plate and spoon, I promise.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 2:45pm On Feb 14, 2021
CBNwords:



National geographic wild.... I love that channel... This is a great statement bro...


You can say that again, brother.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 7:38am On Feb 14, 2021
Adiadi1:


Thanks boss, i think I will explore this route. im looking out for NCC,DPR and PTDF. I'm ready to dish out 2.5-3M for me.. Any reliable conne?

Some persons here have been updating us on some available government jobs from time to time.

Some dropped contacts of the FCC Commissioners of some states. I suggest you chat them up and possibly meet them face-to-face to strike a deal.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 7:20am On Feb 14, 2021
burg93:


sad Thank you for giving me head ache this morning

My Senior man, no vex abeg. Na village people been want dial him number and he was about picking their calls.

In terms of decision making, Lions are considered one of the most successful hunters because they don't chase all the preys at a time.

They strategise properly, choose the most vulnerable prey amongst the herd, isolate it and strike.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 6:27am On Feb 14, 2021
Champella:


Let's look at this situation from a footballing perspective.

We are two central defenders trying to defend against two strikers in a counter attack and we are almost close to our penalty area.

I am defender A, intelligent, faster and with a good positioning skill (NNPC Engineer), while my elder brother is defender B, intelligent, stronger and with a good positioning skill like myself (Programmer).

As defender A (intelligence, pace and positioning = NNPC Engineer), I would man-mark the striker with the ball without letting him out-turn me from the middle to be through on goal, try to make him drift away from the penalty area to the side.

By taking the striker with the ball sideways, I have the options of out-muscling him and winning the ball outrightly or kicking the ball out for a throw-in or corner-kick so that our team-mates can come back and defend in their numbers.

My brother as defender B (intelligent, stronger with good positioning = Programmer), will also man-mark the second striker without the ball. There is no way this second striker will out-muscle him.

If my brother and I were to mark the striker with the ball (using my details to get him the Customs job), we will be punished sooner or later. The second striker will be free and the striker with the ball will see the space to pass to him. Boom! He's one-on-one with our goalkeeper.

Even if we adopt a zonal marking system, the striker with the ball can make a through pass or play a one-two with him. Again, one-on-one with our goalkeeper and they would still score.

What I would do for my brother to get him a job is contained in my next post.

As an NNPC staff, here is my one-year plan based on the assumption that my (your) salary and allowances are about N500,000 monthly.

1. Save towards getting him a job in 12 months.

2. Open an account and instruct my bank to deny me access to the funds until after 12 months.

3. The amounts to be deposited monthly are as follows:
January to February (N100,000 x 2) = N200,000.
March to June (N200,000 x 4) = N800,000.
July to October (N400,000 x 4) = N1,600,000.
November to December (N500,000 x 2) = N1,000,000.
Total Sum saved after 12 months = N3,600,000.

4. Look for a genuine contact in an A-list Agency and pay for a job slot for him with the money I saved for 12 months.

5. I would choose NNPC as the agency for my brother since I would have had up to 12 months of experience there.

6. I would make very good and useful contacts here such that getting him a job would be a bit easier. Remember, he's also an Engineer and a Programmer who is equally intelligent with an M.Sc abroad.

Alternatively, I would try to get the contacts of my state's FCC Commissioner, Senator from my constituency and House of Representatives Member and submit my CV to them.

Good luck!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 5:40am On Feb 14, 2021
Adiadi1:
Hello peeps, please urgent suggestions will be highly appreciated.
I have an elder brother who graduated 6 years ago with a first class in electrical engineering, he obtained his msc from Ukraine, since then he has been less fortunate with jobs, all efforts to nail a good job prove abortive. He is underpaid where he is working now as programmer. my issue now is,i was shortlisted for NCS documentation and I'm not planning to take the job,I don't know if it will be possible to give him my credentials to embark on NCS screening since it is not doctored? the guy in question looks so much alike with me and studied the same profession with me, would it be possible for him to take over my position without affecting him in the service since I have moved on for something else.

Let's look at this situation from a footballing perspective.

We are two central defenders trying to defend against two strikers in a counter attack and we are almost close to our penalty area.

I am defender A, intelligent, faster and with a good positioning skill (NNPC Engineer), while my elder brother is defender B, intelligent, stronger and with a good positioning skill like myself (Programmer).

As defender A (intelligence, pace and positioning = NNPC Engineer), I would man-mark the striker with the ball without letting him out-turn me from the middle to be through on goal, try to make him drift away from the penalty area to the side.

By taking the striker with the ball sideways, I have the options of out-muscling him and winning the ball outrightly or kicking the ball out for a throw-in or corner-kick so that our team-mates can come back and defend in their numbers.

My brother as defender B (intelligent, stronger with good positioning = Programmer), will also man-mark the second striker without the ball. There is no way this second striker will out-muscle him.

If my brother and I were to mark the striker with the ball (using my details to get him the Customs job), we will be punished sooner or later. The second striker will be free and the striker with the ball will see the space to pass to him. Boom! He's one-on-one with our goalkeeper.

Even if we adopt a zonal marking system, the striker with the ball can make a through pass or play a one-two with him. Again, one-on-one with our goalkeeper and they would still score.

What I would do for my brother to get him a job is contained in my next post.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 7:36am On Feb 04, 2021
Dtish:


+234 803 395 9851
Moses Anaughe
Delta state

Do you have the FCC Commissioner's number for Akwa Ibom State and what's his/her name?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Champella(m): 4:49pm On Dec 06, 2020
A1real:
Pls how can we get our lost application code back??

Did you install WPS Office before registering for this NSCDC? Check through "Recent" for your slip, you may find it there.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Champella(m): 3:55pm On Dec 06, 2020
For those who lost their Application Confirmation Slips, this might be helpful as it was for me.

If you had installed WPS Office on your phone before the NSCDC registration, check for it on the "Documents" folder.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Your Qualifications; Your Helper May Just Be At The Corner. by Champella(m): 11:11am On Nov 17, 2020
bigseank:
I have a Bsc in computer science, Masters in Educational technology and Masters in Library Science.

Vast in Several programming language including Java, .Net, Python and R.
Great understanding of Analysing Statistical data using Data Science modules and visualization of data.
Strong background in networking, telecommunication and School administration.
Oguns_tj@yahoo.com

Your profile is rich and intimidating. shocked
Career / Re: 14,000 Exxonmobil Staff To Lose Jobs Over Dwindling Oil Demand by Champella(m): 9:48pm On Oct 31, 2020
comfokon:


me too. Petroleum Engineering. na computer, elect and civil sure pass my brother

What about Mechanical Engineering?

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Education / Re: Rivers State University Of Sci. & Technology (RSUST): Aspirants, Under/graduates by Champella(m): 12:14am On Apr 09, 2020
Bifrost:

Did you graduate?
No. I did not even resume.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Why Presidency Should Return To South In 2023 by Champella(m): 10:57pm On Feb 24, 2020
Esseite:
Our politics is too expensive to get the right kind of leaders in, and the Nation has grown poorer to even enable that in the closest future..

Solution:
Enact into the constitution a point based election system, the higher a voters educational level, the higher your number of vote alongside the zoning dichotomy between the North and South still in place.

Primary school cert and below - 1 vote.
Secondary School cert - 2 votes.
Graduate - 3 votes.

Benefits:
- You encourage education 100%, which brings about innovations, ideas and problem solving..
- The chances of the right candidate increases at a very high percentage.
- You encourage birth control on quality not quantity..
- You give more voting power to the educated..
- You discourage vote buying aswell..
- The politicians would begin to seek integrity over popularity..
- the purpose of populating to win elections would be gone which has adversely affected the Nation.
- 4 graduate votes would equal 12 primary school cert holder votes.

We really need to start thinking outside the box

A very wonderful contribution here I must say.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Looking For Volunteer Jobs On Business Intelligence And Data Management by Champella(m): 10:50pm On Jan 28, 2020
idrisreal002:
Lagos State University
Let's talk more please. I'll send you a mail right away.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Looking For Volunteer Jobs On Business Intelligence And Data Management by Champella(m): 7:30pm On Jan 28, 2020
idrisreal002:
My school runs a career development center so regular organizations both foreign and local come in to train us regularly and one of the training we've received is on business intelligence and data management.

What is the name of your school?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Looking For Volunteer Jobs On Business Intelligence And Data Management by Champella(m): 3:30am On Jan 28, 2020
idrisreal002:
Good morning all!
Please I recently completed a six weeks intensive training on business intelligence and data management and I have found the field to be very interesting and also a very important aspect of an organizations. I was trained on
Project management
Business management
Data analysis. I was trained on using tools like Tableau, Excel, and Microsoft Power BI to analyze data. Though am not perfect yet, I am still training myself personally.
Am really looking for an organization where I can get experience on this skills and knowledge because I wish to pursue a career in the field. You do not necessarily have to pay me. I am still a student in my 300l I just want the knowledge, skill and experience.
Pls reach me on WhatsApp
08024628728


Hi Idrisreal002,

Please where did you learn this course? I am interested.
Events / Re: 2016 Etisalat Cliq Fest Show In UNIUYO by Champella(m): 7:15am On Jun 04, 2019
frbona:
Enobong Champella
How far

My Oga, I dey o cool
Romance / Re: Six Tips How To Approach & Date Single Military Women by Champella(m): 6:44pm On May 07, 2019
passey:


Haha ha ha... grin grin grin
You sabi weaken person ehn.
Who dash me senior man na?
You na my person every.
Your response made me laugh hard.
It's like you left me to go so that the sweety go make me do frog jump... grin

Let me kuku call your number na... You just became my friend!!!

You na very senior man na. After you na you. Na because of you dem put "U" for alphabet. cool

Feel free to call or message me on WhatsApp. I full ground bros. cool

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Romance / Re: Six Tips How To Approach & Date Single Military Women by Champella(m): 12:31pm On May 07, 2019
passey:


Why you come chance me na?

Ah! Senior man, how I take chance you na? Who I be to come struggle woman with you? Sorry, no vex abeg. You can have her. cool

You fit even send me to come dey wash your cars for one week as punishment. cool
Romance / Re: Six Tips How To Approach & Date Single Military Women by Champella(m): 4:45pm On May 06, 2019
joyberry:
Asin ehen,the things hv seen senior officers do is equivalent to what king David did to uriah concerning his wife bathsheba.In the sex,drugs and parties are what make up the Nigerian military and people wonders why we cant defeat boko haram.Imagine my boss telling us the first law never drag a woman with ur superior even if she is ur gf.na woman matter we come do fr military? Other civilized countries their youths join the military to serve and protect their countries,its a thing of pride,in Nigeria for where na to sample people gfs and wives and beat up civilians.Cant wait to finish my schooling,either upgrade or leave the fucking job

Hi Joy,

Can we talk privately on WhatsApp? My number is on my signature or you leave yours on your signature then I contact you.
Education / Re: Confused On What To Do by Champella(m): 10:02pm On May 04, 2019
kingbusy:
I do seek an advice on my education. I was an average student at secondary school of which i struggled with my weac. Eventually i had two waec result combined without passing English language at all . one result had all the science result except math and the other had math without english. I used combination of the two result to gain an admission even without english to study engineering at the polytechnic, never knew i would be so much fortunate. After my Hnd i got a good job and performing excellently well but i wish to further my education for post graduate now. l am confused on what to do now. Considering my age should i go back to write another waec, how do i even get the time considering my present job ? Can i make use of a weac result i just obtain this year for a post graduate admisson next year ? How do i cope with issue of promotions at work place considering my present level of education knowingfully well that right now I cant proceed to any university for admission without English language on my waec result. These are the questions troubling my heart. I need a sincere advice . No rain of abuse please.

Is there a way you could talk to your Supervisor, Team Lead or Manager as the case may be, to permit you to be absent on the days you have an examination? This is an unofficial method that can work if you know the right persons in your company.

Your job is as important as your career progression. You just need to do the right thing now before it is too late so you won't regret it later. If push comes to shove, then you will need to do something extra.

I am assuming that finance is not your problem, but time. I suggest you look for a good school in the village which is not far from where you work, but has a record for good results for students who had written the examination in that school.

Make sure you know who the Principal is and some teachers there. In your absence, someone can write for you. All you need to do is have enough money. The truth is that so many people in the civil service and in the private sector are working with either forged results or do not even have it.

Good luck!

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Education / Re: I Need Your Advice Please � by Champella(m): 9:34am On Apr 28, 2019
Softcash:



Please Nairalanders your advice is urgently needed. Please �

Hi Suleiman,

For you to study in any Nigerian University, you must have at least a "C" grade in your O'Level in Mathematics, English Language and any other three subjects relevant to your course.

If the grades in your O'Level are not impressive, please sacrifice another year, work hard, register for another O'Level examination and make your papers by having A's and B's.

You stand to gain more if you make very good grades in your O'Level examination. Some of the benefits are:

1. Ease of gaining admission into your desired course when computed with your UTME and Post UTME results because it is in one sitting.

2. You will have a better understanding of those subjects since you have gone through them already. This will help you in your first year of study and subsequent years in the university.

3. By having a good result, you are already qualified for scholarships in the first and second year. Examples include: Exxon Mobil, NLNG, PTDF, MTN, etc. These scholarships provide you with financial rewards and are renewable based on your performance in the remaining years of your study.

4. Once your graduate, you are eligible for recruitment in multinational corporations because they always state that in their requirements. Example: Shell, Total, Chevron, Exxon Mobil, etc.

5. If you want to study abroad at the undergraduate or post graduate level on scholarship, your O'Level will help you as well. Example is the Common Wealth Scholarship.

6. To be recruited into government-owned institutions in Nigeria, you need your O'Level too. You can check recruitments into these organisations: NNPC, Nigeria Customs Service, DPR, etc.

7. It is also a thing of pride to have very good grades in any examination.

It is not a waste of time to do the right thing. Do not let the level of mediocrity in this country make you do what you will regret later in life. Please, go back to the drawing board and fix these things as soon as possible. Good luck.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by Champella(m): 10:16am On Apr 26, 2019
loppy87:
I am not here to discourage anyone, but if you know your discipline does not directly suit the department you selected in this Customs Application, don't expect anything positive from it. From a very reliable top-level source, they have started sieving all applications with that nature as junks. Remember, the Superintendent Cadre requires only 800 successful candidates. Thus, only appropriately qualified candidates will be considered for the next phase. If I am wrong by the time they call for the next phase, quote me please. I am a political science graduate, with Masters in Public Admin and wanted to apply for Stores/Procurement, but was advised not to bother. For instance, i learnt a lot of people that their course of study is not in line with Communications and Secretarial Studies put in for that department. Don't bother dreaming it, this provides a better chance for candidates with appropriate qualifications. I wish everyone the best. I did not cook all this up, my source is very very very genuine.

1. For those who applied for the Sports Department, what are the qualifications required to be employed?

2. How many people in this country studied sports related courses in Colleges of Education, Polytechnics or Universities?

3. What will be the criteria used to employ an applicant into the Sports Department of the Nigeria Customs Service?

I have other questions for you, but please answer these ones first.

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Sports / Re: Khadim Ndiaye Suffers Both Legs Break In Match (Photos) by Champella(m): 8:08pm On Apr 17, 2019
adajiboyy:
wow just look at. Quality that just wanna get wasted due to lack of opportunity. Bro give it a try for a year again but I would advice with all this qualities you mentioned even I'd it's turkey you can get into I swear just from the regular street football there a division 3 or 4 club can sign you and wish Grace on your side you build up

I wish it was just straight forward as you put it. Getting back to at least 30% of the fitness level I had then would take a whole lot. The current economic realities in the country is not helping matters at all.

There are so many talents wasting in this country, not just in football. The odds are just against them. So many players are making it outside this country because they were either fortunate to be born there or had relatives who took them there.

I have a friend who is so good on and off the ball. He plays as a central or an attacking midfielder. His first touch is out of this world. He makes the game look so pleasing to the eyes. If you watch him play you would think he plays for Barcelona. Sadly, with all his abilities, he can't go far because he has not come in contact with that person who would give him that opportunity.

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