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|Career / Re: Advise Needed On How To Make My Freedays Accountable by Champella(m): 8:01pm On Nov 08, 2021|
Huuuuuum! Waiter, please give this man a plate of his favourite meal and drink. Bills on me!
|Romance / Re: The Insinuation That Everything Is About Money.... by Champella(m): 8:54am On Aug 19, 2021|
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Champella(m): 10:37am On Jul 26, 2021|
Do you have your Application Number? If yes, get the Application Confirmation Slip from someone who has it and applied for the same cadre with you, go to a computer centre and edit it with Corel Draw.
Make sure you have a passport photograph with you (i.e the passport you used for the registration).
On Corel Draw, you are to replace the person's passport photograph and Application Number with yours. Print it in black and white or coloured if you want.
If you don't know anybody close to you who has it, simply go to the screening venue, collect the slip from someone and photocopy it, then use the photocopied slip to edit yours at any computer shop you may find at the venue.
|Programming / Re: Job Prospects For A Junior Developer In Nigeria by Champella(m): 9:47am On Jul 14, 2021|
I've clicked on the "Join Now" button, but the link is not opening.
|Programming / Re: I Will Mentor/ Teach Coding For Free by Champella(m): 11:40pm On Jul 01, 2021|
I'm interested. I hope I'm not late for the party? My number is on my signature. Thanks a lot.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Better To Quit Or Continue With This Job? by Champella(m): 5:43pm On Apr 25, 2021|
Hi Skoopy, can I send my CV too?
|Education / Re: Is Sociology A Nice Course To Study In Nigeria? by Champella(m): 2:29pm On Apr 02, 2021|
I would like to discuss with you please. Can I send you a mail?
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: LCV Jobs by Champella(m): 4:34pm On Mar 31, 2021|
Hi Laura, I'm interested.
|Business / Re: Northern Tomato Farmers, Traders Lose Over ₦10 Billion In One Week, Cry Out by Champella(m): 12:24pm On Mar 01, 2021|
Bros, please can I come and see how your Stew and Melon soup look like. I just want to learn how to cook. I won't come with my plate and spoon, I promise.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 2:45pm On Feb 14, 2021|
You can say that again, brother.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 7:38am On Feb 14, 2021|
Some persons here have been updating us on some available government jobs from time to time.
Some dropped contacts of the FCC Commissioners of some states. I suggest you chat them up and possibly meet them face-to-face to strike a deal.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 7:20am On Feb 14, 2021|
My Senior man, no vex abeg. Na village people been want dial him number and he was about picking their calls.
In terms of decision making, Lions are considered one of the most successful hunters because they don't chase all the preys at a time.
They strategise properly, choose the most vulnerable prey amongst the herd, isolate it and strike.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 6:27am On Feb 14, 2021|
As an NNPC staff, here is my one-year plan based on the assumption that my (your) salary and allowances are about N500,000 monthly.
1. Save towards getting him a job in 12 months.
2. Open an account and instruct my bank to deny me access to the funds until after 12 months.
3. The amounts to be deposited monthly are as follows:
January to February (N100,000 x 2) = N200,000.
March to June (N200,000 x 4) = N800,000.
July to October (N400,000 x 4) = N1,600,000.
November to December (N500,000 x 2) = N1,000,000.
Total Sum saved after 12 months = N3,600,000.
4. Look for a genuine contact in an A-list Agency and pay for a job slot for him with the money I saved for 12 months.
5. I would choose NNPC as the agency for my brother since I would have had up to 12 months of experience there.
6. I would make very good and useful contacts here such that getting him a job would be a bit easier. Remember, he's also an Engineer and a Programmer who is equally intelligent with an M.Sc abroad.
Alternatively, I would try to get the contacts of my state's FCC Commissioner, Senator from my constituency and House of Representatives Member and submit my CV to them.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 5:40am On Feb 14, 2021|
Let's look at this situation from a footballing perspective.
We are two central defenders trying to defend against two strikers in a counter attack and we are almost close to our penalty area.
I am defender A, intelligent, faster and with a good positioning skill (NNPC Engineer), while my elder brother is defender B, intelligent, stronger and with a good positioning skill like myself (Programmer).
As defender A (intelligence, pace and positioning = NNPC Engineer), I would man-mark the striker with the ball without letting him out-turn me from the middle to be through on goal, try to make him drift away from the penalty area to the side.
By taking the striker with the ball sideways, I have the options of out-muscling him and winning the ball outrightly or kicking the ball out for a throw-in or corner-kick so that our team-mates can come back and defend in their numbers.
My brother as defender B (intelligent, stronger with good positioning = Programmer), will also man-mark the second striker without the ball. There is no way this second striker will out-muscle him.
If my brother and I were to mark the striker with the ball (using my details to get him the Customs job), we will be punished sooner or later. The second striker will be free and the striker with the ball will see the space to pass to him. Boom! He's one-on-one with our goalkeeper.
Even if we adopt a zonal marking system, the striker with the ball can make a through pass or play a one-two with him. Again, one-on-one with our goalkeeper and they would still score.
What I would do for my brother to get him a job is contained in my next post.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Champella(m): 7:36am On Feb 04, 2021|
Do you have the FCC Commissioner's number for Akwa Ibom State and what's his/her name?
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Champella(m): 4:49pm On Dec 06, 2020|
Did you install WPS Office before registering for this NSCDC? Check through "Recent" for your slip, you may find it there.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Champella(m): 3:55pm On Dec 06, 2020|
For those who lost their Application Confirmation Slips, this might be helpful as it was for me.
If you had installed WPS Office on your phone before the NSCDC registration, check for it on the "Documents" folder.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Your Qualifications; Your Helper May Just Be At The Corner. by Champella(m): 11:11am On Nov 17, 2020|
Your profile is rich and intimidating.
|Career / Re: 14,000 Exxonmobil Staff To Lose Jobs Over Dwindling Oil Demand by Champella(m): 9:48pm On Oct 31, 2020|
What about Mechanical Engineering?
|Education / Re: Rivers State University Of Sci. & Technology (RSUST): Aspirants, Under/graduates by Champella(m): 12:14am On Apr 09, 2020|
Bifrost:No. I did not even resume.
|Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Why Presidency Should Return To South In 2023 by Champella(m): 10:57pm On Feb 24, 2020|
A very wonderful contribution here I must say.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Looking For Volunteer Jobs On Business Intelligence And Data Management by Champella(m): 10:50pm On Jan 28, 2020|
idrisreal002:Let's talk more please. I'll send you a mail right away.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Looking For Volunteer Jobs On Business Intelligence And Data Management by Champella(m): 7:30pm On Jan 28, 2020|
What is the name of your school?
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Looking For Volunteer Jobs On Business Intelligence And Data Management by Champella(m): 3:30am On Jan 28, 2020|
Please where did you learn this course? I am interested.
|Events / Re: 2016 Etisalat Cliq Fest Show In UNIUYO by Champella(m): 7:15am On Jun 04, 2019|
My Oga, I dey o
|Romance / Re: Six Tips How To Approach & Date Single Military Women by Champella(m): 6:44pm On May 07, 2019|
You na very senior man na. After you na you. Na because of you dem put "U" for alphabet.
Feel free to call or message me on WhatsApp. I full ground bros.
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|Romance / Re: Six Tips How To Approach & Date Single Military Women by Champella(m): 12:31pm On May 07, 2019|
Ah! Senior man, how I take chance you na? Who I be to come struggle woman with you? Sorry, no vex abeg. You can have her.
You fit even send me to come dey wash your cars for one week as punishment.
|Romance / Re: Six Tips How To Approach & Date Single Military Women by Champella(m): 4:45pm On May 06, 2019|
Can we talk privately on WhatsApp? My number is on my signature or you leave yours on your signature then I contact you.
|Education / Re: Confused On What To Do by Champella(m): 10:02pm On May 04, 2019|
Is there a way you could talk to your Supervisor, Team Lead or Manager as the case may be, to permit you to be absent on the days you have an examination? This is an unofficial method that can work if you know the right persons in your company.
Your job is as important as your career progression. You just need to do the right thing now before it is too late so you won't regret it later. If push comes to shove, then you will need to do something extra.
I am assuming that finance is not your problem, but time. I suggest you look for a good school in the village which is not far from where you work, but has a record for good results for students who had written the examination in that school.
Make sure you know who the Principal is and some teachers there. In your absence, someone can write for you. All you need to do is have enough money. The truth is that so many people in the civil service and in the private sector are working with either forged results or do not even have it.
|Education / Re: I Need Your Advice Please � by Champella(m): 9:34am On Apr 28, 2019|
For you to study in any Nigerian University, you must have at least a "C" grade in your O'Level in Mathematics, English Language and any other three subjects relevant to your course.
If the grades in your O'Level are not impressive, please sacrifice another year, work hard, register for another O'Level examination and make your papers by having A's and B's.
You stand to gain more if you make very good grades in your O'Level examination. Some of the benefits are:
1. Ease of gaining admission into your desired course when computed with your UTME and Post UTME results because it is in one sitting.
2. You will have a better understanding of those subjects since you have gone through them already. This will help you in your first year of study and subsequent years in the university.
3. By having a good result, you are already qualified for scholarships in the first and second year. Examples include: Exxon Mobil, NLNG, PTDF, MTN, etc. These scholarships provide you with financial rewards and are renewable based on your performance in the remaining years of your study.
4. Once your graduate, you are eligible for recruitment in multinational corporations because they always state that in their requirements. Example: Shell, Total, Chevron, Exxon Mobil, etc.
5. If you want to study abroad at the undergraduate or post graduate level on scholarship, your O'Level will help you as well. Example is the Common Wealth Scholarship.
6. To be recruited into government-owned institutions in Nigeria, you need your O'Level too. You can check recruitments into these organisations: NNPC, Nigeria Customs Service, DPR, etc.
7. It is also a thing of pride to have very good grades in any examination.
It is not a waste of time to do the right thing. Do not let the level of mediocrity in this country make you do what you will regret later in life. Please, go back to the drawing board and fix these things as soon as possible. Good luck.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by Champella(m): 10:16am On Apr 26, 2019|
1. For those who applied for the Sports Department, what are the qualifications required to be employed?
2. How many people in this country studied sports related courses in Colleges of Education, Polytechnics or Universities?
3. What will be the criteria used to employ an applicant into the Sports Department of the Nigeria Customs Service?
I have other questions for you, but please answer these ones first.
|Sports / Re: Khadim Ndiaye Suffers Both Legs Break In Match (Photos) by Champella(m): 8:08pm On Apr 17, 2019|
I wish it was just straight forward as you put it. Getting back to at least 30% of the fitness level I had then would take a whole lot. The current economic realities in the country is not helping matters at all.
There are so many talents wasting in this country, not just in football. The odds are just against them. So many players are making it outside this country because they were either fortunate to be born there or had relatives who took them there.
I have a friend who is so good on and off the ball. He plays as a central or an attacking midfielder. His first touch is out of this world. He makes the game look so pleasing to the eyes. If you watch him play you would think he plays for Barcelona. Sadly, with all his abilities, he can't go far because he has not come in contact with that person who would give him that opportunity.
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