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So how would he feel if someone should kill his two girls now.

Ok, at least you remember to say its the commission private jet. Case closed.

My own proposal would be very romantic. Me- "Babe open that drawer beside the bed" Babe- " chanchit, this is a ring!" Me-" of cause, wear it its yours"

The babe na Alan shearer, unfortunately she shared it all. God abeg make any girl no come share am finish for my house o.

The woman is not only wicked but also stvpid, instead of beating her the first option is to return the child since she thinks the child is possessed from the shitting world or start using diapers, beating is a no-no.

I also put the #prayforFrance on my bbm status but I quickly changed it under 2mins cos I remembered i've never used same for the Northern Nigeria victims.

KashyBaby:
I never knew that Spiderman got only 4 fingers in each hand...Lol

When I still use to buy drawing book to draw rubbish, my spider man could even afford to have three fingers so far he could fold the middle two, the remaining fingers can go to hell, so maybe the baker made a kid spider man drawing for the 1yr old.

Well, I think he has a valid reason. Some people don't joke with scores. Some would definitely celebrate the 2-2 draw.

If you can be this annoying on NL, I wonder what you would be doing to ur family.

EasternPride:
It is just for u to know, bad governance covers all part of the zoo, ur states àrent heaven on earth.

Spread the news, it would get to the authorities.

Thanks for carrying Ogun state problem on your head at least if you keep shouting it like this the government would see to the matter. Go bless you for the good work.

Lmao! And the exercise continues.

uduokirika1:
Sunshine was banished to Lagos after fan violence in Akure So Sunshine were paying host to Enymba in a return fixture after t
hey lost 3:1 in Aba earlier in d season

Owk, tnks for explaining. Cos I just dey wonder.

I don't think it makes any sense bringing the match to Lagos when its not a cup game, its either you play it at sunshine or Aba stadium.
I didn't even know anything was going on in the stadium until I heard knockouts and saw the sparkles in the air beforei knew anything was going down.

Very simple, ijaw youths just gave this noisemakers a piece of advice. Its better you negotiate instead of giving meaningless ultimatum.

Na so unilag deny their lecturer, if to say na miracle he do, he go be chosen pastor.

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mightyokwy:
Who take mbaka serious these days, is unfortunate that he has allowed himself to be used by politicians. He started making noise since aisha visited her.

Me sef wonder o, cos I watched the video where he said Nigeria should split if we can't accommodate each other, I wonder how we've accommodated each other from then till now. And every state is entitled to a ministerial slot.

harristo:
As in you hate to eat snail,

Or you hate to have snail crawl up your body?

Btw snail dey sweet for stew die.

I don't have a problem with it crawling on my body, but I can't eat it. Ii use to play with it sef when I was small.

delishpot:
Wow, OP, is that a snail farm?

No, na pig farm.
Btw, I hate snails.

No matter what people say, this is the only minute of God I like in Nigeria, not ready to build university or buy private jet but is always willing to help the needy unlike others that are ready to take the remaining cash from the needy.

The guy loves how the suit looks on his body, so why not wear it again and again.

Eyah!

This is really getting annoying. Awon agbaya! Meaning useless elders.

Just visit those home where they look after disabled children,your specs would definitely be there. Good luck.

Ibebe:
My ngga looking like he just rolled out of the 70s.

That's why he carry Biafra for head na.

That one na small shiit jare, use burantashi, or just explain to those aboki weh dey sell enhancer, walahi ur wife ko ni gbe di duro.

No argument about this.

Op, so where's the pix?

Philoo1:
. sorry o...I no go school.....nah.....come teach me nah ode

Eleribu Ashiaraba! Even if you want to lie to make front page, you should at least make it look believable.