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Iyanya is on point, but Rita looks like queen of demons..

Here we go again, how can someone from another tribe become a member of lagos state assembly without being able to speak their language..? I have many Togolese and Ghanaian friends that speaks fluent yoruba, talkless of my many Igbo friends.
If you opened this thread because an elected candidate might not be able to speak yoruba, you can just ask the mods to close this thread.

Now I've found one advantage of being gay, those silly creatures would just deep their hand straight and bring it outa their anus, since their yansh no dey hold shi!?t again.

I hope she knws that if she tries it the third time she won't be third time lucky. And I no fit cry as I dey so.

Them no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall. Her husband death would be more brutal than Ghadaffi's own.

[quote author=♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥]Typical Nigerian Advice..



The answer to your question is..


Besides, I didn't remember submitting any answer script for your assessment, or referring to you earlier either. The OP got my point and that's satisfactory enough.[/quote]Ok, U don try. I will give you -3/10. That should be enough.

The guy na sleeping machine na, this is not his first time. He did same thing @ Achebe's burial.

This news get k leg o, but the husband should just try and buy her a golden Ipad, carefully placed beside her inside her coffin, she might still need it.

@Des chyco, I would rate ur comment 0/10, what has spending quality time has to do with sex..? Abeg e be like say the woman na fire wood.
Pls @ Op is this how ur sex life is before marriage or are you the no sex before marriage type..?

Can they just add face surgery cos they are beautifully fugly.

I dnt think you need advice, if you ask me, I think you knw what you want already. If the guy can take care of you, then you are good to go, but if you want the one that would over-take care of you, then keep searching.

I'm off to sell @least 2gallons.

So as short as Messi is, he's still taller than his mother..

Maybe Mourinho was watching the match from upside down, cos 1, they have Cech to thank 2, Bayern were wasteful on the night. I was busy supporting Alaba, since that bad belle Mourinho has decided to kick Moses out of his team and playing Mikel as a late sub. Playing that schurrler wei be like person wei smell bomb, I'm very happy they lost.

If she bedwets, i would just make sure she would not close her eyes in my house again, she would have 20mins grace to leave after we are done with the act.

E be like say I dey smell beef in her comment, I dnt knw if she's d worse dressed celeb', but that gurl no fine, I still dey wonder how she got her calling into the world of vixens.

Useless girls looking for fast money. Why would Sean r hape you and also allow this bodyguard to have his turn, even in a lawless country like Nigeria he won't do that.

Them soppose let the passangers land her one slap each before going.

I support you, sebi you also smoke, why would you see anything bad when a girl smokes.

*pour petrol on thread. Throw two lighted cigarrette inside, locks thread. Pick race*

What you fail to realize is that very few people would attempt what this boy did, you think if he's just reunited with his family foreign terrorist groups won't come for his services..? He just displayed what they want "courage" which you and me lack to a very large xtent, or can you do what he did..? Henceforth his career should even be monitored by the government cos he's a rear gem.

belabela: Ese moved on long ago....but for Biodun fatoyinbo to shamelessly be lying in front of the church, claiming it was his enemies who saw COZA's newly acquired land that came up with this stories is disgraceful....hopefully his "robust reply" will come before Jesus returns

Emmmmm. Belebela, you sure say you no be Ese Walter..? Cos I'm 98% sure that as a blogger she should be here on NL.

If the holy spirit really lives in this pastor, he for don tell am not to phuck a psycho.

This gurl don turn celeb' o, she's even declining interviews.

Booked jare, if I waste my time commenting now, I would see this same version of this story in the FP with my own comment on another thread @ d back page.

If you do not tell us her offence, I would continue doing biz' with her, cos she's still oweing me 2rounds, and she must complete it.

E be like say this engr brain don dey leak, u've been opening silly threads of late, wetin come concern us if ur papa be the first human on earth. Mtcheeeew.

adeaugustus: Like this if you find Yoruba language boring.

Na BB dey worry you.
Bad Belle.