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As d man ego big reach, na only women fit chop hin money.

ajetunblog: Our Government need to do do something about this barbaric act

Did you justs sat "our government"..? Plz.

Abrantie: Yes that's short for Sizzurptic

I dnt think this is something people should laugh about, we should not be happy abt someones misfortune.

Tnk God she say she no dey wear bikini, people fit go blind.

Moral of this story: when u collect bribe, make sure u block all loopholes. Start with ur Oga @ d top.

No problem, but anytime she catches Jay in the act, she should remember that she supported it.

Like Niger like Nigeria.

I would invite Tonto to my mums wake keep service, you never can say, her sensational voice might bring my mother back.

I wish they would shoot me too so I would go and sign this kyn better deal, but Oyinbo no go even do like say them hear, bobo go don die before oyinbo believe, them go say "thats how Nigerians do, them sabi lie!"

Cos her name is Kerry and she thinks she too prety.

Babes, I'm sorry GEJ is busy forgiving Alams, if u knw how he would retain power come 2015, then he might listen sha.

This OP is a great man o, always onhand to recieve the want aways, from epilepcy to eseke. Just like my friend wei get Phd in dating ugly gurls.
Anyway, I can date them on contract basis.

tellwisdom: What happened to Mr Nelson Onwubiko Mandela?? ...You shall not die untimely death sir

Bros, plz when would it be timely..? When he goes blind, carry stroke or when he start to wear pampers. Make e die now, so we would mourn him together with Achebe.

Oh God, plz call Madiba home, e don do. This overtime na sufferness. Afterall Achebe sef don waka, maybe we need new heros.

As far as I'm concerned, na advert the Op dey do, maybe na him be the babalawo sef.

Why not start by telling us ur xperience there.

Is this how the brain of a former governor of a state woks...!? This man must be a learner, so na FG buy gun and bomb for boko haram, if they really want to defend them selves, then they should also get their weapons through illegal means where boko H got theirs.

I give you








BIAFRA STATE..!

GEJ sets up committee, this one make new laws anytime he wakes

^you gerit, real audio po rn.

igbsam: https://www.nairaland.com/1236607/zambia-arrests-former-president-over


What is the criteria for bringing news to the frontpage ? I posted this news before the OP and he made the frontpage before me ? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! His news no even complete sef. Imagine! Anyway sha, am still happy since na me be the first to be the unmentionable.

Sorry brother, making front page is like a carmel going through a needles eye. Mods go renovate your story, then bring it to the front pg with their alternative acct.

11m pere, the people he did d deal with would not even be able to calculate the amount they've stolen since after the in Nigeria.

I won't be surprised if the man refuses to see 2015.

Sorry blackface, people wei go Dubai don even reach house by now. Wizkid go invite you for hin own wedding.

And for the guy who said Blakface should have showed up uninvited, please can he also join the groomsmen sake of say them be old pals..?

Its very easy to arise like a compatriot in Nigeria's national anthem to attend a wedding in muson centre or balmora without being invited, if them bounce you, before you spend N200 you go reach ur house, but to from Nigeria go Dubai without Iv, getting bounced won't be funny @all.

He would go sooner or later.

playcharles: All Muslim are Boko Haram, VP Architect Namandi Sambo is a muslim, which means he is a bokoharam,.... All Niger/Delta are militant, President Jonathan is from Niger/Delta, which means he is a militant,... All Lagosian are Kidnapper, Gov. Fashola is a Lagosian, which means he is a Kidnapper,.... All those who set up Bokoharam are from Northern Nigeria, Buhari and Babangida are from the North, They should be held responsible.

Mumu, if you call Lagosians kidnappers, what would you call the people frm SE ans SS, u jst feel like puting SW in the mix. Plz tell ur self the truth and save us d energy of quoting fools.

I feel like sueing the mod' that hide my post. WtF is this rubbish, what did I say wrong. Now find a way to return my wasted Mb to me ASAP.

@Op, u no well o, u don make me tie bandana for face before opening the thread, I even thought i would see her in bikini, I don dey fear. Where is d sexitivity in this pix now..??

If China vex finish, they would come with something better than d full bouque of DSTV for 10k plus installation, by then all their lines would be open to communicate their way back to south Afrique.

Lolaabokoku: Next

who are you nexting to..!? You just failed the game, your sentence suppose to start with starter.