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So wats the moral of this story...?

This Onila na mokodumbi. I hope you add it to your press release.

Na wah o, so the highest is 1m in Nigeria, when some people get 50m, we no try for 9ja o.

The guy needs mental check up. WTF..! Davido that jst showed up in the music scene 2-3yrs ago, dts why he would never make it like Davido, or can you be greater than God..?

Wei that Sheik Mumu Gumi that is spewing rubbish abt Easter instead of him to face their problem.

This Gumi must be high on Elubo, I no knw wetin concern am.

I have watched him preach like once or twice, n his style is a big turn off, reading from magazine without looking up. N I hate it when pastors put advertise miracles in their fliers, it only makes them look more fake. I dnt pity his gullible congregation, quick miracle for fast dupping.

I wonder why this people won't hesitate to mention Yoruba, what about the Igbo man that raped all his daughters then continued with his 18mnth old grand daughter.

Please can I see their particulars..?

Me sef fit pose in front of Babaolowo Bentley for our street.

Drake go don dey fear now, even if e no do am. Lol

This one na Bulawayo love o. I fit commit suicide on behalf of my sister, if she say she love Jim Ikye.

Will my joystick still function after all the transformation.?
Cos without it I wonder what I'ld be doing on earth. And will I be able to take my life when I want to..?? That one too is very important.

Tnk God for me, e no reach my side. They can postpone it to 4mnths.

How private is the private firm.? Is it the one privately owned by Patience Jonathan.??

There's no medal for coming fourth, maybe they will award us copper since bronze is not available sha.

So e don tae wei Bola don dey annoy people, thats why dem kill am.

I wonder the kyn dance this woman is refering to, which songs r they dancing to sef. Maybe they using beethoveen musical note to dance. This old people always think they lived a better life. When people like Beef too grow old they would start lying to the young ones.

Mama, abeg there's still time for you to dance Azonto, kukere n Alanta.

Na today..? When we currently have veterans with white hair in their pp playing for us in U-20's, their age starts reading when they get to europe abegi.

Na today..? What abt the veterans led by Ajagun, playing for us in the U-20, some of them go don grow white hair for their pp.

their age starts reading when they get to europe, its always @ pause when they r still in Nigeria.

Are this people for real..!? I wonder how this would help their biz' o, abi na Akpors be their consultant. Anyway I trust awoof loving Lagosians. This would make more people be stranded @ d busstop tho', n price for danfo would increase.

Aaronrod: Are they really crazy? It seems you know nothing about 'economical development'.

Bros, when u speak/type english finish, you go follow them enter. Since its economic development.

GEJ is nt the only cluless public office holder in Nigeria, when they are still talking abt scrapping some exam, someone else is busy asking for something that irrelivant to the issue on ground, whats NYSC gots to do with Jamb.

All liers hair would fall back like Papa Ajasco's hair. Banky u knw that won't be good for ur head.

Today is 3rd of april, so april fool don pass. Nxt...!

Very good. I would love to see how he would fire himself.

Sorry Ghana, if CB thinks azonto is a Nigerian dance its simply because it was made popular by Nigeria, if we live it for Ghana it won't pass Accra. Do you know "i feel good" by James Brown was originally composed by Orlando Julius. So sometimes u have to chill for ur Oga.

Crazy people, if them don see the gate of hell, wetin remain, make them enter na.

Sorry Bros'. Where did u obtain ur Phd in permutation...?

Some people r so stewpid, after the 5-10mins act he's now running up n down.

Finally, april fool don catch me. Cos I don dey boil as I open the thread.

K, I knw I'm not an art collector, knw little or nothing abt it, but there are some painting I can buy for N1,000, walahi I no fit buy this one for N10.

Oyinbo people too nice o, if na for Nigeria hin heart sef go co-operate with am when mobs beat him in n out of coma.