₦airaland Forum

Go meet those witches wei dey sell herbal stuffs for market, tell them say u wan buy OKEREBUTUTU, drink am, then approach the gurl, walahi, she's all yours...

Choi...! Dt one na lie o, na GEJ them wan dey serve..?

If my eyes r not deceiving me o, with that posture, shan George must have asked for the snap... That mama wei don shanmayan, u wan give Mikel bad market...?

Don't stop praying, maybe by 2020 sha...

Nxt time she go sidon for her country...
GEJ abeg go visit israel jare, we need to do some collabo on bilateral parol, make sure say u pass Jerusalem enroute Tel-aviv sha...

So i even fine pass am, b4 e start to dey plait hair and wear fine suits...

If this party gets to hold or not, i know i will definately host a successful one very soon...

Is this how GEJ wants to bring foreign investor to Nigeria...? After milking them dry, then they go back to their countries with their souls bleeding, no wonder foreign investors are running into nigeria.... I would have loved to say GEJ should tie his dogs, bt in this situation, dog don tie master...

Pls we need full details... Is the wife the thief, cos thats the only reason she go chop bullet...

I'm tired of this NOI and Prince of Kano o, all this their pattern make me want to check, if i still have brain in my head... Their dictionary is always full of impossibilities...

Now i'm @ peace with this news, even though we knw Nigeria has money without seeing it, we won't be happy hearing how its been wasted everyday.... Tnk you for not saying "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN" this time...

LDDMST.... Laf dey do me strong thing here o.... I'm even happy he knws that their productions carries high level of mediocrity, i won't even knw, if he puts the film in the mkt, when i won't watch... What i don't understand now is if he would be the one to write the script for the people willing to do biz' with him.... They knw that those films are whack, but they still go ahead in doing it, when they now get money out of it, they would say the industry is decaying...

Choi.... I no dey ooo..! But make i buy this space, incase people dey...

Where is the pix nau, how would we knw if the wife fine, i don't even knw the husband self.... And there a too many news looked away here, that are suppose to be in the front page by now, so people would knw they saw it first on NL, bt i don't kwn what kardashian story is doin' in the front page, while gbajabiamila's story is still sleep at the backpage....

When i saw the allegation, i knew he can't be that st!upid...
I clicked like on that beautiful reply already, and i will vote for u, if u contest, because of this reply.... We use to watch american film tricks, we knw they are all lies, bt we still love it anyway, we watch nigerian film tricks, they are always silly, even if femi is lying, it sounds so true, unlike some people that Nollywood film trick sef dey try pass, they would rather say "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!".

Emeka go Dakore come, barracks no fit empty... Btw Dakore knws how to select good script...

Tired ke...!? She sidon for my head...? Abeg let her do what she has to do, while i do what i have to do jare...

It won't be a big deal, if i should wake up 2moro morning to see GEJ dragging land with my father, cos they have turned this country to a dance floor for shameless people...

This guys are heartless, pompey that is in a financial mess, may thunder fire them for trying to scam the only club i support in europe...

Even the four years per term should be reduced to three, since the office is now national cake...

This is a bad step in the wrong direction......! Then i would be out of NL ASAP... First let me start by clearing all the comments I've made so far.... Tnk God no be only me una go catch, na dt day u go knw say GEJ sef dey nairaland...

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I'm even tired of hearing silly news every morning, can you imagine, at this stage of GEJ papacy, me i no dey shame again o... BBC and co can say what they have to say, it won't be a big deal if GEJ even start to drag land with my papa...

Congratulations sir....! I jst hope ur wife and the deceased president's wife too would not start fighting over land, like Patience and Turai are busy doing right now....

*make i look my side, before i enter this one o* before the further english teachers in NL come catch me here, cos the last comment i made on Tunde Bakare and the SSS issue is still in the lab', but its a pity that 80% of the peeps dt tried to correct me end up with greater grammatical blunders.... I see God helping us... Amen...!
As for the those guys involved in the oil ish, i can't blame them too much, cos if i'm in their shoes, i will do the same, this is Nigeria for God sake, if you don't do it, someone else will, abegi...

jude33084: Bros I beg you modify that bold part

Tnks, it's been taken care of, i did not even check it since i sent the post, i neva knew the 40laptops are crying already...

deshclones: Kettle calling pot black...like you are better off..wanimal

Idiot, i'm sure ur father is also part of those people that can't read A-Z and would be working as a ghost worker..... Senior wanimal...

U sure say na them get the house...? Cos later now STV new go show the real landlord wei dey knock gate...

Jst passing by and saw 13posts, then i wonder how NLders changed, little did i knw that its only Ileke'di and rockstation full inside the room.... Me i don go ooo, continue, no forget to like taribo west sha...

Na God save us o, cos if he die for nigeria, bbc, cnn, aljazera and even ghanians will give a new meaning to the name NIGERIA, so e good as he stay for house die...
I heard his intended visit was to come and see prophet T.B Joshua, mehn God jst save T.B, cos if d man die for him doormot, NLders go take mouth burn synagogue...

And nigerian police are busy giving us email address... Can u imagine, they even had to get a police that speaks the language, i'm sure there is no police that speaks french nigeria,if there is, na by mistake... If the man try this thing for nigeria, na swear police go swear for am, if e no jump, if them come even knw say d man no be nigerian, e fit attract additional one bullet...