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Tranquility2345:
If a woman is really attracted to you, she can never see you as a disposable utility. She’s even willing to die there on your matter. And I’m not talking about those hungry girls that you sexually frustrated boys are exposed to. For these type of hungry girls, survival comes first!

I'm a testament, bro.

I must confess, this post came at the best time.

Procrastination has finished me. I am a UI/UX Designer who is planning to incorporate Front-end Development into my stack, but procrastination and laziness has been a barrier.

I already know HTML and CSS, but JavaScript has been an 'I go am' situation to me. Even though I can beat my chest to say "I tried" because, I gave myself this year to learn it.

I know the root cause of my distractions - gaming. I'm deleting those games right away.

Please, if there is anyone who can volunteer to be throwing small-small design or coding tasks to keep me grounded, I'd appreciate.

Thanks, iLegend for this...

Wotowotoman:
You are just trying to get my attention. But I won’t give you that attention. Your papa should be ashamed as you have brought sorrow to him. No man can sleep well to have a failure like you for a son. A man of 50 years that camps on Nairaland collecting insults from teenagers 247 should be flogged mercilessly. What an embarrassment you are. Tueh!

Guy, but why you no get manners?

reddingtonblack:
And where did i enunciate NL is an achievement you from SA dey shook your dirty mouth inside a platform in Nigeria and you had the impetus to tell me to face forward. are you ok

You get strength to follow AIDS-A people talk for this platform o.

Them no get sense. So incoherent.

luminouz:
Women don't want nice men... Nice in this case is the Hollywood version of Prince Charming or Captain America. Why should you make her the center of your universe and worship her? She breathes, poops and farts just like you. They don't see themselves as goddesses and when you treat them as unreplaceable, they smile and think "what a nice man, I need to replace him' and they WILL REPLACE YOU!!!

The best thing you can do for yourself is treat them like other creatures. The day you PEDESTALISE a woman is the day you die!!!

I always tell my guys: whatever you can't do for a bro, don't do it to a lady

Too many rules.
Just fvking do what is right to you.

Agbo-a- thon? 😂

DeZoro:
1. You must never agree to have sex with a married man no matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have sex with your boss. If the harassment becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is better you die than to have sex with them. Never take advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have sex with a married woman. If you are getting too much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport, break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have sex with your lecturers. Sex for grades or marks is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have sex with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have sex with your neighbour or colleague. A neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get your life more complicated.

9. Don't have sex with your platonic friend. If the relationship is no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. I believe God created sex to be between male and female. Stay away from having sex with your same gender. God is against homosexuality and so should you.

11. Don't have sex with your sibling or relatives. Incest is vile.

12. Don't have sex with your girlfriend. Don't have sex with your boyfriend. God did not create sex for love relationships. He created it for MARRIAGE.
Sex is for procreation
The only sex you should have is with your Legally married partner

concerning your last,. the no. 12.

so, what should we (single people) do when we're Hot?

I have been observing something, lately, and it is crazy.

Why is it that, once a girl gains admission into any higher institution, her physical appearance changes tremendously? 😐

I mean, if she was a flatbed (very slim), once she gains admission, and after like 2 years, she would become fat.

As most guys, the reverse is the case.

Why!?

Seun nlfpmod

Labadi69:
For him to be dropping 60k dollars monthly means he’s got serious dough. Probably worth millions of dollars. That 60k he’s dropping monthly to see her toto is to him the equivalent of 4k naira that agrofied niggas like you drop on brothel okpo every month at 1k per week…

No, I disagree with you.

That 60K Dollars is not like 4k Naira, it is like 200 Naira.

Philosopher1979:
I dont understand, all that money just to see her dance naked. Is it simping or what. Or he has not seen a woman's naked body before? O ga oooo O ga baje. The girl no even too fine.

That is not simping.
It is death.

Kobojunkie:
Did you conveniently leave out the part about how Elisha became a candidate for reincarnation in the Bible?

How many other persons, even in the Bible, where lifted off the face of the earth, without dying, in similar manner for reincarnation to considered a Bible norm in the way that you suggest?

You claim a lot of things were "removed" from the Bible, and I wonder what you mean by that? Are usually referring to many of the same books which are openly available for you to read even to this day?

Elijah actually came back.


John the Baptist is Elijah.


It is in the Bible.

OliverTwistJr:
Guys, please I need help, I don't know what to do right now

I'm a 300 level student in A federal university in Nigeria, I've never dated anyone before because I've been this guy that like book a lot

But during last semester, there is the babe near my house that has been showing interest in me, she do visit me a lot and spend the whole day with me, though I also have a crush on her but because she has a lot of guys with her, I did not bother with asking her out though she do use my things but I don't feel it at all because I have a business I'm running.

But early this week, she told me boldly that she has showed me every signs that she loves me for more than 5 months but I did not do anything. Then I told her that I noticed it but I can't do anything because she has a lot of guys already and I don't like girls like that. So the following day I asked her out but told her there is this particular guy that she is very close to, that I want her to choose among us. So she told me that he is just a friend.

For the past 3 days now, she has been lying to me and I know everything because my guys in her hostel do update me, even till this morning, the guy came to her house and slept overnight but she denied it. So I shocked her this morning and visit her and met the guy in her room only on briefs but she was accusing me and defending the guy in my presence.

After 30 minutes, she came to my place and started lying to me again that there is nothing, but I told her it is okay. But within me, I'm not feeling okay because this is the first time of loving a girl. She knew I am naive about anything relationship.

I will really appreciate advise because I've been simping too much. Within this months alone, I've given her more than 10k but she has never let me taste her food before.

Please I don't know what to do and how to handle her

Since you said you're running a business of which she knows about, and with your benevolence of letting her take your stuffs without bothering to ask her to return them.

Gee, she wan pitch her tenth. She wan chop money with authority (as your GF) instead of begging for it.

Learn to be stingy with stuffs, bro. It will keep leeches far from you.

Smartb0y:
No matter how you advice a simp they'll still go back to their old ways like dogs to their vomits.

it's deeply ingrained in them to simp.

Simping is like breathing in air,they just can't help themselves.

The only way through for them is the hard way.

Only the actions of a woman can bring a simp back to reality.

Most importantly,try to understand the men around you.
Be weary of those that simp,they can be very dangerous.

No be lie, boss man 😅

It almost caused a friction amongst me and my guys. We are 4 in number.

One of them fvcked a hooker and 'fell in love' with her. 🤣😂

We have tried talking sense into this guy, even when he tells us the mundane stories this girl shares with him - how the girl follows sugar daddies.

He keeps telling us that, the girl will change 😅.

So, it got to a point where he started avoiding us. Because of the brotherhood, we had to make things up. We have stopped advising him.

Make my gee enjoy himself.
😂🤣😂

Quitmast:
LOL…Make I use this medium, to ask for help. Guys, can you give me any tips, advice on how to quit masturbation?

Porn triggers masturbation, and giving that everything in the world has been sexualized, it will be very hard to quit masturbation. That is the truth.

At this point, quitting porn SOLELY relies on you.

Give yourself targets bits. You can start with a target of 2 weeks, from there you can extend it.

Good luck.

narite:
Do not confuse kind, Nice with being Stupid. They are not the same.

Nice guy, gentleman, cool etc. these terms were manufactured by women.

Whatever you know you won't do for a bro like you, don't do it because of a pvssy wielding human.

Don't be nice. Be humane.

TheBillyonaire:
Since the launch of GPTs, almost every thing I wite professionally, is done by AI. AI is my alterself, my Avatar and I guide it as my baby, to do what the Bleep I want, and AI is loyal.

I see no reason people believe we must depend on our brain for everything, we should allow AI to do certain tasks, and focus on being creative.

I remember when schools did not allow students to use Calculator, because they believe that we wont be able to recover our brain capacity. Who the fucck wants to calculate with the brain?

Very soon, we wont be able to do without AI, and it is a good thing, we should figure out how AI can help us generate money, so we can have time for meditation, sex and laziness. Yes, laziness is a pleasurable lifestyle. A Lifetime is too short to be spent working the brain on trivial things.

No be now wey AI dey sweet you.

No train your brain o. Stay.

Depend on AI.

When this guy was shot last week, here in Port Harcourt, I told people that it was cult related, but they wanted to chew me because, "He was a cool guy"

Wetin you wan use 300m for bank do?

I don't like this thread!

Stop glorifying goats.

The Laptop I am currently using is a Dell 3540, Core i5, 4th Gen, 8GB RAM.
90k.

My previous experience was a HP Pavilion. I hate that series, mehn!

This post is for the sweet boyfriends who always try not to upset their chicks by correcting them whenever they misbehave.

I and my gees and some couple of female friends were having a chat sometime ago, when one of the girls said:

E get one of the men wey I dey role with... I don tire for the guy because him no dey vex. Even if na me dey at fault, him go still dey apologize.

If no be him money, I for don leave the mumu

Do whatever you want to do with that.

Tranquility2345:
Please how old are you?

I am 14 years old.

I will be 15 by 29th October, 2023.

If you have never been called wicked, stingy, heartless etc. by women...


You get massive job to do.

Up till now. 😐

immortalcrown:
Don't waste your data on the link.
How much did you sell your soul? In which currency did Satan pay you?

Are you doubting that, the Illuminati thingy is fake?
Bro, there are too many videos on the net. The world is deeper than you think.

Mandela should come back and fight against the hate consuming South Africans.

Disclaimer12:
I thought you were smarter, can u please explain how the two narratives matches? Then we'll take it up from there!

Egbon, no be today we discover say the SA people wey dey this platform no get sense.

I have engaged them before. They've got dumb brains.

I asked them this same, question, Chief.

They act like South Africans are allergic to drugs whereas, nothing sells if there is no demand for it.

One important trait of a growing young man who is emotional stabilized is when he takes the broke-shaming that comes from a woman as a curse word from a 2 year old.

It is meaningless. It is not worth your reply.