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TravelRe: Abuja-Kaduna Road Accident Claims 22 Lives As Bus Goes Up In Flames (Photo) by chaseblack(m): 10:42am On May 18, 2022
Omo, this is definitely caused by over speeding, the collision impact must be so high that the vehicle caught fire immediately.

But the thing is that on high way, there is no way a vehicle wouldn't speed.

For me, anytime I travel by bus, I just zero my mind because I believe I have already surrendered my life to either God and the Driver in a battle of survival.

If both of them carry person handicap lasan, na sure death be that.
Science/TechnologyRe: What Hasn't Been Invented, But Needs To Be ASAP by chaseblack(m): 9:59pm On May 15, 2022
ibinaboonline:
Not gonna happen, pal.
"If God wanted us to fly, he'd given us wings like bird" - That was the common saying when dreamers were vigorously trying to fly.
Less than 50years later, the twins made the dream reality.

A man can dream, can't he?
Science/TechnologyRe: What Hasn't Been Invented, But Needs To Be ASAP by chaseblack(m): 4:29pm On May 15, 2022
thinkmoney:
Where double want to find infinite darkness? Do u understand space very well at all?
Try to be more coherent
PoliticsRe: Azman Airline Disowns Jamil Abubakar's Comment On Deborah's Murder by chaseblack(m): 3:05pm On May 15, 2022
Mooh247:
Yeah and his statement condemning anyone who insult his Creator and maker is not out of place

He didn't support the killing of Deborah

He only ask people not to insult his own God

You get an angry if anyone insults your mother, Americans get angry when anyone insults their Country and Flag, Isrealites got angry when a Messiah claimed to be their Gods Son

While we preach against murder let's preach against insult of other people's God and maker
Did you preach against the said 'murder'?
CrimeRe: Commercial Motorcyclists Beat, Burn Sound Engineer To Death Over ₦100 in Lagos by chaseblack(m): 2:28pm On May 15, 2022
So sad
Science/TechnologyRe: What Hasn't Been Invented, But Needs To Be ASAP by chaseblack(m): 2:23pm On May 15, 2022
Intergalactic travel! Every time I look up at the sky, I imagine what the view will be like when I'm up there in infinite darkness looking down on earth and the feel of zero-g.

Asides from intergalactic travel, I think very soon a means of transportation where humans and goods can be moved thousands of km through a portal without the boring and dangerous risk of travelling will be invented soon.

Such interesting times ahead!
Science/TechnologyRe: Inside The Space Hotel Scheduled To Open In 2025 (Pictures) by chaseblack(m): 1:37pm On May 13, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
People now want God to be seeing them fucking live & direct which means thunder will take less time to fire them.


Let the game begin...
You don't know anything about thunder then, thunder needs clouds where charges occur, there is no cloud in space. So literally and sarcastically speaking, they'll have escaped 'thunder Firing' in space.
Foreign AffairsRe: Joe Biden Almost Falls On The Air Force One Stairs Again by chaseblack(m): 10:16am On May 12, 2022
BeardGangJnr1:
That means is okay for tinubu to rule Us nah? :- grin grin
Tbh, I'm not even bothered. I know it doesn't matter who rules, they are all birds of a feather.

But I reckon also that whoever rules next can't be as bad as the man from Daura
PoliticsRe: Diesel Price Hike: Enugu Increases Waste Evacuation Contracts' Budget by chaseblack(m): 7:43am On May 12, 2022
bayelsaowei:
what happened to our refineries?

And why don't we have constant power supply so that we cut down hugely on diesel usage ?

It all comes back to the useless , moronic government.
The guy no go reply you, if to say you abuse am, I'm sure he'll engage you quickly because that's what they are paid to do- they are attack dogs.

But to reason matter no be their way
PoliticsRe: Diesel Price Hike: Enugu Increases Waste Evacuation Contracts' Budget by chaseblack(m): 7:43am On May 12, 2022
Lol
Foreign AffairsRe: Joe Biden Almost Falls On The Air Force One Stairs Again by chaseblack(m): 7:23am On May 12, 2022
Madmohamed123:
American buhari so na this vegetable want go fight Mr Putin
Shey na president dey fight war ni? Abi na Putin go carry gun go Warfield.

Even crippled Roosevelt was a president when they they in the thick of world wars.

But bad belle go dey make your brain misyarn.
Tueh!

Foreign AffairsRe: Joe Biden Almost Falls On The Air Force One Stairs Again by chaseblack(m): 7:22am On May 12, 2022
*fell* but bad belle no go make you reason am well, OP no go get hypertension on top another man problem.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Most Embarassing Day Of Your Life??? by chaseblack(m):
The day I farted when onboard a spaceship en-route to Mars. The chief astronaut puked on his algae lunch from the stench, all other cosmonauts were so embarrassed they couldn't even look me in the eye.

Guess they've never smelt fart from someone who just finished eating stale beans and egg with stale bread that I stowed in my bag for the trip as I couldn't stand those bland potato algae soup those NASA folks feed on.

I was ejected back to earth in a show of shame, that's how I found myself in Nigeria.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: Committee Of Vice-Chancellors Sends Message To FG, Lecturers by chaseblack(m): 12:22pm On May 09, 2022
Imstrong2:
VCs are heads of governing council at institutions they are former lecturers though
When they resign, they go back to their lecturing job except if they get to head another government dept , even if they do they still get to keep their lecturing job and offices.

So they are still lecturers either they are VC's or not.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: Committee Of Vice-Chancellors Sends Message To FG, Lecturers by chaseblack(m): 12:09pm On May 09, 2022
The VC's are lecturers too, aren't they?
I am very sure the VC's are pivotal to the strike as well, Unilorin as a case study.
So who is deceiving who?
Christianity EtcRe: Egbe Donates Land For Deeper Life University by chaseblack(m): 2:10pm On May 08, 2022
tobechi20:
Even after donating the land, the donators will still pay high school fees
The donors have been paid, didn't you see that?
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Pregnant Women, Brazilian Returnee, Intercepts Large Consignments by chaseblack(m):
See as we no hear 'Igbo amaka' or 'afonja' as everyone has their own share of bad eggs .
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmaad Picks APC House Of Reps Nomination Form by chaseblack(m): 2:01pm On May 08, 2022
Sellout
Christianity EtcRe: 4 Major Things Ruining Young People Today by chaseblack(m): 10:43am On May 08, 2022
What of elderly people?
What are the things that ruined them?

Abi they are perfect?
CrimeRe: German Woman Jailed For Poking Holes In Lover’s Condoms To Get Pregnant by chaseblack(m): 3:35pm On May 06, 2022
Lol.. Poco people
PoliticsRe: Uju Ohanenye: APC Gets First Female Presidential Aspirant by chaseblack(m): 11:53am On May 06, 2022
KazikageSama:
Where's everyone getting the 100m for the forms? EFCC and ICPC should really look into this.
Read in between the lines, she is to pay half
CareerRe: Private Schools Do Not Pay Teachers During Holidays by chaseblack(m): 10:26am On May 04, 2022
sinkhole:
There is no time that teachers do not work: they work at night and during the day, they work on weekends and during holidays!
During holidays, when students are relaxing, the teachers are already preparing for the next resumption. You can not just start preparing lesson notes and plans during school periods!
He doesn't know the amount of time a teacher devotes to make lesson plans. He think say writing lesson plan na beans
CareerRe: Private Schools Do Not Pay Teachers During Holidays by chaseblack(m): 10:22am On May 04, 2022
The private school I taught in Ondo pays.
PhonesRe: Elon Musk: Commercial, Government Users To Pay For Twitter by chaseblack(m): 8:42am On May 04, 2022
Hmm
PetsRe: Lion Spotted At Timothy Anyiakaudu Egwuh Burial In Anambra State (Photos, Video) by chaseblack(m): 2:39pm On May 03, 2022
Olumighty123:
My leg for dey touch my back, no be me go stay to look
Namesake, you no mighty kan kan
CareerRe: Some People Kill With Words by chaseblack(m): 1:01pm On May 03, 2022
Eyah, similar to these type of people are people that narrates your mistake to everyone they meet. They already killed you before you even get a chance to live
EducationRe: Which Of These Sentences Used Commas Correctly? (Screenshot) by chaseblack(m): 8:12am On May 03, 2022
The third sentence.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ever Gotten A Job That Requires A Grade Higher Than Yours? by chaseblack(m): 2:23pm On Apr 29, 2022
Anything is possible
SportsRe: Man Utd Fans Rubbish Claims That Ronaldo Was A 'problem' After Stunning Goal by chaseblack(m): 2:22pm On Apr 29, 2022
tesppidd:
;DMost probably where they were last season without him.
So you honestly believed that this United team minus Ronaldo will take the second place from Liverpool?

Is that what you mean?
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Reverts Public Holiday To Two Days by chaseblack(m): 11:42am On Apr 29, 2022
Lagos wan dey rush do autonomous state, lol, federal people too go dey form superiority.

Yeyecutives
PoliticsRe: 2023: NDLEA Writes APC Seeks Drugs Integrity Test Before Primaries by chaseblack(m): 2:30pm On Apr 27, 2022
Lol
CelebritiesRe: Don’t Use Android Phone To Camera Me; Use iPhone 13 – Portable Warns Fan (Video) by chaseblack(m): 8:54pm On Apr 24, 2022
Eew

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