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This house member dey craze?? He's even challenging a governor, it's the audacity for me.

Chai, what a shame.ful way to die.. Hope he came sha

Rip

What do you expect when you have clueless leaders.

Bintasukai:
Idiot spotted in ethnic regalia

shut up, big f**l.

This is the more reason why I don't have any friend, i Don observe most of the people that surround me, and I concluded that none of them is worthy to be a called a friend.

The girl is average while the guy is Handsome.

Happy marriage.

₦980 per litre in most of the filling stations in Jimeta, Adamawa state.
And on top of that, we no dey get Nepa light, many people are sleeping outside in their compound or the ON Generator, because the weather here is very very hot. 🔥

Dem no born you well to sleep inside your house without fan in this heat😩

This food they call yam porridge

SirLiquidGold:
Man you made a mistake. You shouldn't have gone back home with the intention of staying long at home. They'll frustrate you if you don't get a job quick.

you're right bro, but i tried looking for a job, while I was still there, but no job secondly, the cost of living in Uyo is expensive.

During my NYSC I lived in a face me I face you apartment, just like your own, and now that I have completed my NYSC program I've moved back to a bigger Apartment, which is my father's house (I will be here with them until I get myself a job or learn a skill). It was a nice experience though.

Anyways, Congratulations bro.
More wins.

Us*less man see how he was posing with the hand, like say he Wan put am for sale, they should deal with him mercilessly.... Nonsense

They should be killed and their bodies thrown into a thick forest, useless anim@ls.

Very sad, but they can't try this in Anambra State, dem no born them.

I wonder how much I go come spend on my wedding in 2032

chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.


16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.


17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?


18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.

We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.


19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?


20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.


21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!


22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?


23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?



24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?


25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.


26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw


27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?


28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!


29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story etc... why!



30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.







And many others

Na this number 14 dey bother me pass.

I served there, the place is nice and they have good road network, but I was disappointed no be wetin I been dey expect wey I see, upon all the oil money they have, it's still a growing city sha, it's not as developed as Lagos, Portharcourt, Onitsha, or even Ibadan.

Abido shaker, Dabush kabash, very funny man

This year never even reach half and people dey die like this, only this April alone I done type so many Rip's or is it part of the disadvantages of a leap year, I heard that there are more death on each leap year than any normal year.

EmptyGarden:
The name we called him in school o, I no no when Junior pope start.

maybe he got the nick name from one of his roles in a movie.

The only Man that can fix Nigeria.

Rip, Mr John paul

I am disappointed, this is not the kind of face I want to see, they are still look fresh na

We need more ambulance on our highways, no be only police checkpoints wey go dey collect ₦100 naira, per Car and ₦1000 per Truck.

Rip

Anambra State is number 1 when it comes to anything that concerns education, no state comes close.

#igboAmaka.

Ibadan is a cool place to live, I don't like Lagos because of how overpopulated and rough it is, same thing with Onitsha.

The funny thing is that we are all suffering the consequences of our wrong choice during the last election, both igbo, hausa, Yoruba and the minority tribe, all of us dey suffer am

Next time we won't allow tribalism, and selfishness to becloud our sense of reasoning.

In Tinubu's voice: This is just the beginning, we have just started

Same thing Adamawa state is doing here @Yola shopping complex, the only difference be say Governor Fintiri gave them notice to enable them plan on how to move their goods.

E be like say Na Demolition of properties and building of Flyovers dey reings now o

When I was 8 years old, I had a smiliar experience with my father's old peugeot 505, we were doing hide and seek until I decided to go and hide my self inside the boot of our old peugeot car, for my mind I think say na me get sense pass, but I no know the kind wahala wey I don enter, until Nepa brought light and my friends all came out of their hiding places and ran inside the parlour to go and watch cartoon.
but I no fit come out, come and see how I was sweating, shouting, screaming and kicking the boot of car, like goat wey dem Wan use go do Thanksgiving for church.
Na one corper for our compound wey save me, na so my own for end.

Rip to them.

If I were you I will torture it to death here are some of the punishments :-
1. Carry Naịl and place it on top of fire, or gas cooker, then when it heats up and becomes red hot, I go carry the nail come chook am for the bird anus.
2. I will put the bird inside a nylon then tie the nylon and allow the bird to suffocate.
3. Use lighter and burn the feathers while the bird is still alive.

This bird get luck say he nor jam werey like me sha.