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RomanceRe: Why Do All Men Enjoy Going Down On A Female? by Chasito: 10:34am On Mar 08, 2024
I find it disgusting, because each time I remember that blood, urine and some other fluid that pass through that place, I no dey reason to suck am. cheesy
TravelRe: Welcome To Yola, The City Nigerians Forgot! by Chasito:
One of the most underrated, peaceful, quiet and beautiful city in the North East.
I grew up there, I stayed around Army barracks road, and I misse the fura & nunu, kunun shinkafa, Awara, Suya & masa and some other hausa delicacies 😋that I used to enjoy there back then, but their weather is always extreme (both in rainy season, Harmattan season and heat)

I don't mind visiting there again, because my siblings still live there sha.
FamilyRe: Happy International Women's Day 2024 by Chasito: 10:08am On Mar 08, 2024
Happy women's day, I will be doing a small give away for the women in this forum by 6pm today.
TV/MoviesRe: Mr Ibu Speaking Hausa In A Kannywood Movie (Throwback Video) by Chasito: 10:05am On Mar 08, 2024
Ibro died in 2014 that's 10 years ago, he was one of the funniest kannywood actors, and now we have lost Mr Ibu... May their souls rest in peace.
CrimeRe: Man Caught & Paraded For Killing Monkey In Awka, Anambra State by Chasito: 4:42pm On Mar 07, 2024
Every town in Anambra State has one animal that they revere Monkeys are sacred animals in Awka, the same way pythons are sacred to Idemili people and then Crocodiles to Agulu people, The man should not try it again, in order not to bring curses upon himself.
CrimeRe: A Family Of 7, 38 Others Killed In Benue Militia Gang War In Ukum LG by Chasito: 8:40pm On Mar 06, 2024
The brain of an average citizen in that state needs to be examined, those Benue people no get sense at all.
TravelRe: One Dies, Eight Injured In Anambra Road Crash by Chasito: 7:08pm On Mar 06, 2024
Love800:
I thought front sit was the safest?
it depends on the type of bus oh, if na all those rickety busses wey no dey get seat belt, that usually ply Onitsha to Awka, then any serious accident that occurs will cause serious damage, glass or sharp iron might even pierce the passengers eyes, but if na those new buses wey G. U. O and Libra dey use, your safety is 💯
HealthRe: Dead Rat Found In Bag Of Rice During Economic Hardship by Chasito: 5:45am On Mar 06, 2024
That rat Don chop life pass plenty Nigerians na over happiness kill am, see the rat belle na grin
TravelRe: One Dies, Eight Injured In Anambra Road Crash by Chasito: 9:15pm On Mar 05, 2024
And it must have been the guy that sat in the front seat with driver that lost his life, na why I dey always avoid front seat.

Most of our drivers are very reckless.
RomanceRe: "Guys, What Is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by Chasito:
I had two phones, a Samsung s10, and an Iphone 8plus, so I dashed her my old iPhone 8plus, only for me to find out that she gave my iphone to her secret Boyfriend to be using, while she stays without a phone, some girls no get sense at all.
CareerRe: 10 African Countries With The Highest Minimum Wage by Chasito: 3:25pm On Mar 05, 2024
Tilumbu has finished this country kpata - kpata, I've never seen a clueless person like that before. sad
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by Chasito: 6:28pm On Mar 03, 2024
NigeriaIsDoomed:
Idiotically empty, primitive, disgusting, envious and hateful son of a bitch! Your stock-in-trade is written all over you, so no prophet is needed to tell that you slithered from that barren, cannibalistic, gully erosion ravaged, good-for-nothing, dot in a circle, destitute, baby factory shithole cum pigsty.
although ah no be conductor but conductor work no better 100x pass that kidnapping, ritualistic, human trafficking, prostitution, 419, arm-robbery and drug pushing work wey u and una poverty stricken family dey do to survive?
A ragtag bunch of misfits, criminals, envious/hateful souls and empty barrel!

If Uyo/Akwa Ibom pictures dey pain una go tell una backward thinking leaders to situp cuz una go soon get cardiac arrest.
Akwa Ibom never start to dey develop yet and una never see anything.
Stop boring me with unintelligent ramblings a 7 year old will struggle to comprehend.

We know you've got the brain size of a house fly, and you should really stop talking cheesy


You are really moving mad oh, na to chain you remain.
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by Chasito: 4:20pm On Mar 03, 2024
NigeriaIsDoomed:
go copy am come paste if you get anything upstairs.
You fit even take one year to put your own together I go gree you. Go school you say na haram but now you dey cry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Beats me that a typical village thread could turn you haters on and make you all go bonkers.
What an irony!
you are just an idiot, I won't engage you further, now go and play with your sand.

slowpoke.
PhonesRe: Top 10 Phones Brands In Nigeria 2024 by Chasito: 3:37pm On Mar 03, 2024
I love samsung phones but na their screen dey scare me. 😂
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by Chasito: 3:33pm On Mar 03, 2024
NigeriaIsDoomed:
Idiotically empty, primitive, disgusting, envious and hateful son of a bitch! Your stock-in-trade is written all over you, so no prophet is needed to tell that you slithered from that barren, cannibalistic, gully erosion ravaged, good-for-nothing, dot in a circle, destitute, baby factory shithole cum pigsty.
although ah no be conductor but conductor work no better 100x pass that kidnapping, ritualistic, human trafficking, prostitution, 419, arm-robbery and drug pushing work wey u and una poverty stricken family dey do to survive?
A ragtag bunch of misfits, criminals, envious/hateful souls and empty barrel!

If Uyo/Akwa Ibom pictures dey pain una go tell una backward thinking leaders to situp cuz una go soon get cardiac arrest.
Akwa Ibom never start to dey develop yet and una never see anything.
werey Don go do copy and paste, come dey feel important, e sure me die say this one no even Sabi the meaning of some of the words he copied,
Everybody Wan dey form professor, it took him 11 hours to reply me.

Akwa ibom is a typical village go and kill yourself if my comment pain you.

dead animal. 😂
PropertiesRe: Native Doctor Places Juju On Electric Pole To Avoid Disconnection - Photo by Chasito: 3:18pm On Mar 03, 2024
Very funny, but why is it that we can't use the same juju to eliminate all our bad leaders that are responsible for the backwardness and hardship that we are facing. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Atiku Mourns Mr Ibu, Aluko-Olaseni by Chasito: 3:15pm On Mar 03, 2024
Omo, our nollywood actors Don die finish oh, they ones wey pain me pass Uncle Sam Loco Efe, Dede one day and Now Mr Ibu💔.

Honestly since yesterday that I heard the news of his death I've been in severe pain.
Car TalkRe: Which Car Is Your Next Car To Buy And Why by Chasito: 8:01am On Mar 03, 2024
Honda accord 2014, I love that ride meehhhn
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by Chasito: 11:40pm On Mar 02, 2024
This Akwa ibom that you people are always hyping, sometimes I wonder whether no be this Uyo wey I dey abi, e get another Uyo, omo nothing dey this place oh, except for their good road, everyother thing na zero, Dem no born you well to come outside with your phone once it's 7 pm, especially that plaza area.

Abi, na their lazy men, especially the married men that wake up very early in the morning to go and start gambling in a bet shop, their women dey try small sha, most of them are into tailoring or POS business, and the youth na cultism dem dey like pass,
they can't even boast of 12 hours electricity.

Na Nysc carry me come here, I have always wanted to visit Akwa ibom state and see how it looks like based on what I always see on internet.
Nothing dey here na typical village be this, with bunch of lazy people.
CelebritiesRe: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Is Dead (Photos) by Chasito: 10:54pm On Mar 02, 2024
Omo, nothing dey this life oh, just few years ago when he celebrated his 61st birthday he wished he will live upto 100 years just like his mum. sad

Rip Mr. Ibu

PoliticsRe: Hardship: Nigerians Are In Pains And Frustration. My Experience This Morning. by Chasito:
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PoliticsRe: Hardship: Hoodlums loot truckload Of Spaghetti In Zaria by Chasito: 10:32pm On Mar 01, 2024
Pure wickedness!! This is somebody's goods oh, how will they owner bear this loss now? sad
PoliticsRe: Why I Resigned As Minister Of Power - Barth Nnaji by Chasito: 2:16pm On Mar 01, 2024
You see this man, and Ngozi okonjo iwela, with Late Dora Akunyili, They are One of the most important people we have in this country today.
FoodRe: Substitute For Meat And Fish by Chasito: 10:59am On Mar 01, 2024
Davidic1999:
Don't worry, a thread on lizard meat will be created soon grin
cheesy I will be waiting
FoodRe: What Food Do You Consider Overhyped In Terms Of Taste? (picture) by Chasito: 7:57pm On Feb 29, 2024
Cat fish pepper soup or anything that comes with cat fish, I hate am, especially the smell. sad
FoodRe: Substitute For Meat And Fish by Chasito: 7:37pm On Feb 29, 2024
Johnson5258:
Na toad no br frog, rich man pikin. Lol! You need to try the dried one with stew and locust beans(iru).

Iyaaa ooda. Poverty na bastartd.
Bros, Toads are poisonous, that thing na Frog, it's not about rich man pikin, there are things we are not supposed to consume, imagine someone eating an Agàma lizard, or Wall gecko, just because meat is expensive.
FoodRe: Substitute For Meat And Fish by Chasito:
Op, E get meat wey u no dey chop? Last time you created a thread about Bat meat, today na Frog, next time e go be lizard. cheesy

Una dey try to chop these things sha.
EventsRe: People Born On 29th Of February by Chasito: 3:59pm On Feb 29, 2024
Same way I wonder how those that were born in December 31st use to feel.
RomanceRe: 24 Year Old Man & His 80 Year Old Lover Are Trending On Social Media (pics/vid) by Chasito: 1:28pm On Feb 29, 2024
This one no go fit bend for doggy.
PoliticsRe: Some Places With Stable Electricity In Nigeria - AfricaFactsZone by Chasito: 5:37am On Feb 29, 2024
eepeepook:
Abuja suppose dey the list. I lived in a house wired all the way from the financial district. We had steady electricity all through my two year stay. The voltage was low whenever the national grid was down, however no blackouts of any sort. Living there was no different from being abroad. I completely forgot how it felt to sleep in darkness.
abeg which area in Abuja, make I know whether na to pack go that side cheesy

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