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When I was 8 years old, I had a smiliar experience with my father's old peugeot 505, we were doing hide and seek until I decided to go and hide my self inside the boot of our old peugeot car, for my mind I think say na me get sense pass, but I no know the kind wahala wey I don enter, until Nepa brought light and my friends all came out of their hiding places and ran inside the parlour to go and watch cartoon.
but I no fit come out, come and see how I was sweating, shouting, screaming and kicking the boot of car, like goat wey dem Wan use go do Thanksgiving for church.
Na one corper for our compound wey save me, na so my own for end.

Rip to them.

If I were you I will torture it to death here are some of the punishments :-
1. Carry Naịl and place it on top of fire, or gas cooker, then when it heats up and becomes red hot, I go carry the nail come chook am for the bird anus.
2. I will put the bird inside a nylon then tie the nylon and allow the bird to suffocate.
3. Use lighter and burn the feathers while the bird is still alive.

This bird get luck say he nor jam werey like me sha.

Omo, people get mind for this life oh, even me wey dey type sef I'm not a saint, but I can NEVER, and will NEVER, have raw sex with any stranger not even my girlfriend, talk more of a prostitute.

I will choose the GLK

Juwessgratitud3:
Yeah if you eat it often you'll get tired easily.

I don't cook it always. It also has the tendency to purge so I cook it once in a while.

but my neighbors no dey tire to cook am, those people dey cook am almost every evening, I go just dey perceive am from my window😂 you must be from Akwa ibom state I guess.

I chop this particular soup well well during my NYSC days in Akwa ibom, uptill the point that I started hating it sef, dem dey even put am that black thing that has a hard shell wey be like snail. (periwinkle)
it's a nice meal sha.

Atiku the serial looser

Abeg who knows the title of that Micheal Jackson song.

abercrombie:
I applied through an employee referral

oh, okay.

Use ur two fingers and close your nose, for 10 minutes.

Congratulations, Please how did you apply ?

They will still get him, Las Las he go remit part of the money to them before dem go free am,
He needs to settle boys.

we know all these games

I can imagine the pains she's passing through from that deadly infection, Kai
God help us.

I no see anything special here, my room for Anambra State university igbariam back then, was much more furnished and stocked up than what I see on that picture, the only small difference be say I no get all those make up kits, but I had TV set, Jbl speaker, a small chest freezer, Dstv, generator, Air conditioner. Las Las I still graduated with a good result

School was fun sha

The husband suppose buy am peugeot 206 or Toyota Starlet.

Nice one from Timaya

Even me wey dey 6.1ft tall, I will look short while standing close to that woman, chai

So what happened to the other people that were involved in the accident, or is this a prank?
This matter no clear o

Chai, so this funny woman is gone omo ground Don chop things oh, I still dey vex for the death of that funny, kannywood actor called ibro, wey die so untimely.

I use to watch kannywood movies sometimes, and I find some of their movies more interesting than nollywood movies sef.

Half baked news

They will now sell dead goats for people to buy

3rd frame

You bought a flooded car bro.

Sonnobax15:
. I wonder why Seun gives free passage to Muslims to access Christian threads but wants non Muslims to swear mumu oath when about to access Muslims thread . If not, wetin mumu like you wan dey do for here?

when the country is been ruled by Muslim - Muslim ticket wetin U dey expect?

This water fountain can also serve as a source of water supply sometimes, if person no see where he go fetch water

Pastor Chris oyahkilomeh can still raise him from death, no need to panick

This man no even last for throne like his mother, they have even started planning his burial before his very eyes,( how many coolers of rice, cabin biscuits, malt and even beer will be shared) how much dem go give ndi ụmụnna for envelope, together with their pot of pepper soup.

Chai

Our celebrities and their yeye fashion style.

ecolime:
Rema's coat and Obaseki's fat nose, I no even know which one big pass.

😂😂

Kusheer:
What’s the proof she’s actually a witch they called her lol Igbo people still never civilized

so any body from south south is now an Igbo person, well Done oh.