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@Poster,
Don't waste your precious time trying to do what ONLY Jesus can. Let the goat go, He wont change for you. He has to change for himself and since they don't see it as something being wrong, then 99.9% of the times they wont change. Just do what makes you happy.If you want to stay with him and suffer, then by all means. If you want to tag him along just for obvious reasons, then do so.Just don't store alll your eggs in one basket,

Orimili:
Let's raise the stakes a bit. What if a man's spouse goes on some emotional rage and picks up a blunt weapon or blade?. But seriously, I don't think it's about hitting back, it's about trying to defend yourself against an attack. There are cases when one cannot simply let himself be attacked, as in the Newark case (believe me, women in Newark, NJ, or the NY metro area in general, can get real crazy). Does it make sense for someone to get seriously injured because such a stigma attached to hitting a woman back? I am in no way condoning hitting a woman, but there are cases where, sadly, it might be necessary, as there are cases where it is necessary for a woman to hit a man in self defense.

I was in agreement with you until you decided to maginalized, and that sucks, Are you saying women from those states( taking into consideration residing in a particular area, doesnt mean you were born there), born with a violent gene, Are you saying therefore, that a violent behaviour is herediatary, or are you suggesting the society is too be blamed

Hannibal:
Being a freak is an Island thang. . . . .
Maybe i learnt from u, homegurl.

Ah pleading the 5th, erhmmmmmmmmmmmm Amendment that is ,

Pataki:
Any woman that lays her hands on a man is a beast!!!!! No matter the circumstances, it only goes to show what kind of an upbringing such a lady come from.

Any man who treats his woman anyhow is also a beast, to be fair on both parties. But if my woman ever tries such, well. . . . . I have my options.

I amm afraid I have to agree with you, I won't hit my spouse under NO circumstances, If he offends me I will rather cuss him out, free my conscience and move on.  Mind you this will be done in the privacy of our space.  

One thing I hate is when a couple argues in public or in the presence of others, children included.  You come to our home and you would never guessed my hubby and I are at each other's throats.  I won't bash him or insult him there for all to see. Afterall, if I do its only opening a can of worms and sending subtle messages that anyone has the right to abuse him as well.

On the flipside. The man should also adhere to these rules.  The Bibles says 'he who findeth a wife, findeth a good thing", My plea is that Men become more responsible and treat their women as the precious diamonds they are,


@Hannibal, don't worry.I wont hit you FIRST

onyinye2:
Chat2mebac

gurlie you is a freak!!!

ROFLMSFAO, erhmmmmmmmmmm, I learnt from the best nah, nah true dat Hannibal?

Pataki:
Women beat/kill Men for some of the various reasons:
[list]
[li]sexual compulsion[/li]
[li]revenge[/li]
[li]monetary gain[/li]
[li]acting out from a history of abuse[/li]
[li]seeking power[/li]
[li] depravity[/li]
[/list]

Among many others. . . . .

Now what say you?

If y'all men would just adhere to the Biblical rules regarding women, trust me there would be NO, I repeat NO, problems at all. Too sad,y'all want to have y'all cake and eat it too.  Is it because y'all Mommas whupped y'all butts for not doing right, you guys think it's appropriate to now take revenge on US ladies?

Anyman whips me, ah ginne whip dem back. Even if I have to wait under he is fast asleep, I am not taking any beatings from any man. he can be 6ft 11inches, I dont care,
And when I say, I am whipping back, may NOT be physically. But I am a woman, I have a mind of his own, hmmmmmmmmmmm, let's see him pay back the credit card company when am done shopping nah

Hannibal:
Guys beat ladies because some ladies deserve to be beaten!

Every time topics like this come up. . . . . .People are quick to see if from the feminine eye. . .
What about women who go out to HIT men with anything they can grab??
Surely, a man has to defend himself and some reasonable force has to be deployed. . . .

The question is the degree of the force used. . . . I won't be slapped around by a 400-pound woman and watch while she panelbeats me. . .
Any woman raising her hand to HIT a man deserves what she gets. Violence is violence, it doesn't matter which SEX dishing it.
There are loads of men physically abused by BIG women too and they have the right to STRIKE back too.
Hannibal has no respect for a man who lets a woman slap him around.

Don't you find the highlighted part of your contribution rather sexist and bias to say the least?

You wont respect a man who allows a woman to slap him around, yet you will pat the back of coward who slaps his woman around, right?
That's why I love the West, The man hits, and he goes to jail to cuddle with "phillipa" and "Donna"., and wrestle with "Dark Knight" and "Thunder" ,

The ONLY "beatings" I am taking from any man will include 'moaning, rubbing, ohhhhing, ahhhhing.( got it?) Anything other beatings, are punishable by Law jare,

@Pataki, pls dont kill me oo, abeg , see what attention seeking does to "us"?


@topic
Men beat their ladies for various reasons. Among them:

Not being able to get and/or keep their erections,

Not able to perform well in bed,

Not able to provide for their ladies, so they take it out on their faces,

Not able to produce enough sperms to impregnate their spouses, Low sperm count is a hell of a thing dread,

, Be back with more , Pataki behave oooooooooooooo,

Hannibal:
He won't be a virgin for long with you around.
Besides, he may be seeing someone else in the neighbourhood.
Remember the day u locked him out. . . . .do u seriously think he was just strolling or he doing the "unthinkable"??
A cop is knocking on your door soon to charge Zing for abandoning wives n kids.


Ok. . . . .Pray it ripes in time.

God forbid that highlighted sentence, Over ma dead body, I have a Rabbit, no need for Cats now,

And let the cop knock na, That's a huge part of his job dread,

Ok and Zing and I have an open relationship, He is free to shag whomever, Atleast he made that known when we first hooked up. Therefore, there was no need for me reading into things that werent there,

onyinye2:
i find myself asking that question more and more as time goes on. but on the real, yeah both individuals should MUTUALLY decide taking the relationship to that level. if one party decides and the other doesn't there is going to be some serious problems. because that person gone think you moving things too fast and ya needs ta cool your jets.

Onyinye, I am with you 101%, BTW I love that your profile pic, It's cool

Studentet:
if Eve had poison Adam, then she would have been getting it on with the animals.

Atleast the animals would have appreciated and treated her well, Not like y'all amphibians

HCH3COO:
My say? Not too much really. Courtship begins when she accepts my[b] proposal for a serious relationship.[/b]

Exactly, I am sure at some pointing time, both parties would have agreed that they are taking it further, But these yeye boys here ranting about ladies reading into things that are not. Gosh. Why didn't Eve just poison Adam and save the world??

Hannibal:
5 pills??
Thats what i am talking about. . . . . .How's the madam's apple shaping up?

Suckling Zing??
What exactly are u[b] sucking [/b] on him??

You "dirty ole ma" , Zing is a virgin and he is a Christian too, leave him out of your mudlings,

The madam's apple is still green, should be ripe by Fall  

HCH3COO:
catfight.


ladies, please calm down. kiss and makeup please.

I am allergic to trolls ,
Anyways, what's your say on the topic HCH3COO?

Studentet:
chat me bac,

who is upsetting you tonight?

Hey guys, thats sure not the best way to attract a woman

It's ok dear.Don't worry, you know this Island babe can handle herself, 

BTW.How have you been??

Hannibal:
I am beginning to suspect u may have taken[b] your testosterone [/b] . . . . .
Lower the aggression, abeg!!!

Yea I swallowed 5 pills and downed with a quart of 'Sunset",

Now join me on the beach,

And what aggression are you refering to?  Did I start anything here?? Let me go back to suckling Zing jare,

chika98:
That's the best your ass could come up with? I really don't have time for ugly folks like yourself.

See this bleached out, wig/weave wearing, shoe-lipstick matching heifer calling a Diva ugly, I suggest you go do your homework well before you step into a lion's den, I haven't exercised my labia in while and cheap fuckards like yourself don't come easily, I kill your prostituing cunt tonight, Continue looking for my trouble,

You Elebolo,

chika98:
See mgbeke feeling funky. Yes Siiiir is a figure of speech. Don't get it twisted.

Shut the f.uck up, Don't get me started you gutter rat,

Hannibal:
@ Chat2MeBac,

It seems u have everything covered. . . . . Go get your testosterone!!!
I will be surprised if i don't find u here after 10 days asking NLers for advice.

Hell will freeze over first before I attempt such feat ,

yea I did lots of research on the issue, I have everything covered.Even took out an insurance policy

Hannibal:
Well. . . . .that is just 10% of the story.

Lemme tell u the clearly demonstrable effects of excess testosterone.

-Facial Hair

I will shave using the very same things you use

Hannibal:
-Chest hair

Some men happen to find that SEXY, or I can do a full body wax

Hannibal:
-Madam's Apple

Oh plz, That's secondary matter.With surgery that can be removed, just ask Ru Paul

Hannibal:
-Pubic Hair extends towards thigh and up towards your belly-ring.

I will have a PERMANENT Brazilan wax

Hannibal:
-Increased sex-drive.

LOL, That's why my Rabbit is next in line to my Bible

Hannibal:
-Deepening of voice.

Nonsense, Have you forgotten what I do for a living? We actually help in that department as well. We can make a 300s modal registry sound like a 156 in a matter of weeks,

So I am well prepared,

chika98:
Yes siiir! Google it up too.

So becos I said am gonna start taking testosterone, u have now grown wings to call me sir? See me see wahala ooo,

Hannibal:
Testosterone for u??

Goodluck and beware of wet dreams . . . .
I will pay to see the shock on your face if u wake up with semen on your undies.

It's ok, Atleast it will be my semen .Not someone who came for the night because I misunderstood his 'sweet" words as a sign of courtship,

chika98:
Actually testosterone makes you hornier. If that's a word sef (hornier I mean)

Is that so??

Hannibal:
Oestrogen is a killer. . . . . .No matter how ladies try to lock it, they still find it opening voluntarily.

Ok then, I am asking my GYN to prescribe testosterone for me then .
Thank God my legs are on permanent lock-down, ONLY Jesus can unlock them, Amen to that,

Hannibal:
Is this Rev. Jesse Jackson speaking??
Are u aware every step we both make is consensual from the word GO??
What makes me guilty while she is innocent?? Please. . . .preach equal right n justice.

You are having 2 sons via IVF?? Holy Moses.
The folks in Vincy must hear about this.
Is this some sorta PLAN B?

Rev. Jackson ke?
You guys (pataki included) go around "phishing" as if it were going out of style. I pray my sons grow up to set examples and don' look at every dress tail or pant hem that go by .

It's ok, even on my tiny islands ladies are opting for IVF, It's pregnancy, and later parenthood, without the headache, , And every woman deserves to have a Plan B, After reading all the rants here, I wonder why ladies even bother opening up their precious legs,

Hannibal:
Let ma intentions be known??
You expect me to walk up to a girl and tell her i want to shag her brains out. . . . .no strings attached?? They don't want to hear the TRUTH!!!
The mentality is screwed. . . . .u ask em for a date and they are already hearing wedding bells and seeing confetti.
So why not go through the back door and nick what u want. . . . .
The methods don't have to be conventional. . . . as long as the job is done.

May the good Lord help Us al, and forgive you in the process, He who knoweth the way and doeth not shall be beaten with many stripes. Thank God, in time I will have 2 sons( via IVF), and i will endeavour to ensure that they grow up to be all they can be, I will make sure they don't go around misusing and abusing pples daughters,

Yea you ask for date, and nothing is wrong with that, But it's what you tell them on the date that makes the difference, Most men will go around filling ladies heads with stories, One day shall be judgement.And we shall all reap what we have sown,

Hannibal:
Why must everything lead to courtship?? I mean, can't a man and a woman meet up and just forget about any sorta attachment??
Putting your "personal effects" under lock and key won't help you. . . . .You need to pull em out so Zing can chew a little bit.

You see, everything doesnt have to lead to that, NO NO, But let your intentions be known. If you know it's just supposed to be a friendship, NO strings attached, then be upfront. Don't lead anyone's daughter, sister, aunty, niece et al on, knowing you aren't serious,

PS, Let Zing chew them, Atleast I know his intentions meant well

@topic,
YES, YES, and YES,

I am into black and I do have a few little, sexy black dresses around. Black is THE UNIVERSAL colour and it is NOT going anywhere soon. Fashions may come and go, but the colour BLACK is here til eternity,

Eldee and Hannibal, both y'all sharappppp, ,

Why even bother having her over for a shag if you have intentions of courting her? Gosh! I just hope the girls here are reading and taking note jare,
That's why I have put my "personal effects" under heavy lock and key, Listening to all this rantings have made me decide to marry by the time I am 50, Atleast Me and my husband will be too old to even be thinking about courship, We will just "jump" right into it,

eldee:
So you want to steal me from you twin
She must hear this ooh

She won't believe a word you utter. Why? She knows the island chic doesnt roll like that ,
On that note I will be reporting you o,

PS.I need to hear Playa play Pataki's input on this one,

eldee:

Don't dare me . . . I'll take you to Nandos three times and we'll be[b] engaged [/b]

Rofl, tried that too. Let's just say "he wasnt man enough for moi"
On the brighter side, if you are willing to be on your beck an call, then ah wey yo ah wait fa

Busta:
not for me.

I have actually had one knowing right from the beginning that it wasn't going to work out . . yet, i dug my head in it and got more than a headache.

sometimes . . .some guys don't understand the word "NO" or "I NO DO AGAIN"

Rofl, So Busta even after all your 'warnings" the goat still hang around? LOL,

@topic
Communication Rocks!! Make sure both parties are clear from the beginning what the relationship entails. The problem here is that, Men more than women, like to have their cake and eat it too.  For those type of situations, I strongly recommend "open relationships" And contrary to popular belief, they do work,

@Aisha,
That brought tears to my eyes, While reading through, the scripture that goes "No weapon that forms against me shall prosper" immediately came to mind. Continue to believe God for who he says he is. I have learnt that nothing beats prayers, May the good Lord continue to bless and keep you.

Grace & Peace!!

Hey darlin( it's me, Islander . How is your son? I hope you guys are doing great, Take care,

mohawkchic:
~ way To Go April,he had that coming!!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny said to his wife "perhaps we should start washing our clothes with slim fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt.

His wife was not at all amused, and decided that she couldnt let such a comment go unrewarded, The next morning the husband was dressing to leave for work. He went to his drawer and took out his underwear . "what the hell" he said, after noticing little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April" he hollered into the bathroom, why did you put talcum powder on my underwear, She replied, with a smirk on her face. "its not talcum powder, it's miracle grow"