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CH3COO:
only when equal? sigh! how do you begin to measure equality in any given relationship?

GREAT Vignette, There are some Vampires who will suck, and suck and suck, and give nothing in return. Such is life!! For me, I dont accept anything from anyone. Don't need to hear how "ungrateful" I am when I am ready to bounce,

StephenP:
Wait, how did you know I went to NYU? Hardly the point though. . . I still stand by my opinion, cheating back on him doesn't make it any better. It will no effect on him and the woman would most likely feel worse.

Keep telling yourself that, and one day you may actually believe it,

Men suffer from egotistical issues.The mere fact that someone beat them at their own game, only adds insult to injury. Stop deceiving yourself Mr.S, your counterparts will not admit it, but it's the truth. I have seen men cry like babies after finding out their significant others have played their game well. So get real.

As per the NYU thingy, Let's just say I have six sense

StephenP:
LOL keep mine to myself while you state yours? No, miss. You can go ahead and be feisty but I'm always gon' say how I feel.

Mr. "NYU", wasnt that exactly what I did when you came along and refuted it? Me likey being feisty, its in my DNA. Have a nice day,

Dr Ferlie:
ISLANDER

I hope to see you in naija soonest!!! Thanks for your love all the time!!

Thanks hun, And all the best for your big day. Nuff love

StephenP:
That doesn't make it any better. Two wrongs don't make a right, it just makes you like him . . . a cheater. I suggest you do option 1 and leave.

Whatever, Keep ur opinions to urself, I state mine, now either take it or leave it, hisss,

Is today really my Husband's birthday?
Well Happy birthday to the ONLY man on NL who can make me sing in falsetto (it's me Islander, dem ban me again o

All the best my dear, NEXT year I will surely travel to Naija for the celebration,

stop whining ladies, You can do either or two things, Option #1, LEAVE the bastard and his cheating ways.Or #2, get even, I personally likes option #2, it pains them more when they realise, Two can play that game,

@Smoooth,
That was very commendable of you. Unfortunately, not too many of your type 'reside" on this forum. Just a lot of "Little boys" in "big men" clothes. Contiune shining your light, maybe the small boys will one day catch on

@topic
They were born MALES, having the physical attributes etc, HOWEVER, ONLY a very few( can count them on my "12" fingers) will EVER be called MEN, Characteristic wise,

@topic
Y'all ease the f.uck off Rihanna, Did she lie or said anything that she didnt experience? If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it is a freakum duck. Barbados is Limestone, therefore they have NO rivers, Their water tastes like rust, I hate their white sand beaches,(because my beaches are grey). I cannot stand their accents, getting anywhere yet/ The point is, as beautiful as Barbados is, I still go there and criticise them. So she is at liberty to say whatever she wants.AFterall, it's called FREEDOM of SPEECH,

@Jk, darl, what's up??

@Poster
I feel your "pain", My ex tried it once and I let him know up front that I hated it and he never did it again. Honestly, ONY goods we sample. I mean you go to the vegetable store, so you touch and feel the tomatoes, potatoes, bananas etc to make sure they are what you are looking for. The point is, I am YOURS so there is absolutely NO NEED for him to be touching and probing me in the street.

j-girl:
darl - you know me. i left so many couples out but i'm going to watch how this goes. Who knows? True love might spark up between our favorite couple even though they are not up there.

LOL, Yes o, I have my dress waiting for "wedding bells" too. I cannot wait for the outcome,

j-girl:
eldee and chat - i'm so voting for love-vendor
he's the best of the best - i'm in so much trouble. . . . . when he sees this

Yes you sure are,

@topic
J you forgot one 'couple', erhmmmmmmmmmmmm, ah doe war bachannal ooo, So ma labia is closed over ma dentals

eldee:
I voted for love-vendor too na

Yo dey?
LOL, been out all day, left you an offline though, Wait, where is the Deacon love-vendor?  I guess he is busy "converting" sinners o, 

LOL, J girl you are a mess, But I voted for the love-vendor, you know who now

@Q
I see you have your hands full girl ,

If I were you, I would hit him where it really hurts.Next time he calls, threaten to call his wife and inform her of his "pestering" ways, Let' s see him react to this, If all else fail, I am afraid you may have to take Omoge advice and change your number.

PS, I hope your family members didn't accept his "gifts". There are some crazy geezers out there, Won't want him believing he can "buy" back your affection via your blood, BEST of luck!!

Hannibal:
3 reasons why i don't fancy her. . .

She is too old for me. . . .She is 38!!
Her dentition is nuthing to write home about, she's got eczema on her incisors.
She is a LovePeddler!!

Hannibal! Hannibal! Hannibal!!!!!!!!!!!, It's whaling season on my Islands, if you behave I might just take ya!!!

Hannibal:
Time:04.36 am.
Date: 26/06/2008
Venue:Allen Avenue, Ikeja.

Hotfunmi: How far?
Hannibal: Do i know u?
***Hannibal looks at the vagrant saying hi, she was dressed like an Idumota tomato seller.

Hotfunmi: I don't know u but i love your ride and i think we should spend the night together.
Hannibal: Can u step back a bit??, Your body odour will make me lose my appetite.
Hotfunmi: Sorry sir, my name is Funmi, i am 38 years of age,Born in Ilesha and prostitution is my God-given talent.
Hannibal: Excuse me? I don't patronise whores. . . .Get lost and don't wreck this lovely evening for me.

Hotfunmi: Oga, u have to patronise me tonight. Look at the time. There's no market and i must pay rent and other bills.
Hannibal: Go and steal. Better still, find anutha job. At your age, u should be a mother and not a filthy LovePeddler.
Hotfunmi: I have been in 6 marriages, none of em worked so prostitution seems the only way for me.
Hannibal: ***Sighs*** Story of ma life.

Hotfunmi: Oga, find me something na. . . .even if u no wan DO.
Hannibal: Get lost!!!
Hotfunmi: Love your neighbor as thyself.
Hannibal: You are not my neighbour, u are a flaming LovePeddler.

Hotfunmi: I go cry o. . . .
Hannibal: Go ahead.
Hotfunmi: It's not fair o, God loves a cheerful giver.
Hannibal: Shut up u CUNT!!!
****Hannibal walked back to his car and drove off****************

ROFLMFSAO, Hannibal,don't kill me oooo, abeg,

Me likey, Now back to "babysitting", I have bills to pay and would rather do this anything that whoring, WORD,

Queenisha:
okirika is another name for second hand clothing also called OK or "bend down select"
George is a type of wrapper popular mainly amongst Easterners in Naija.
There's plain george and designed george

ok ok , Gracias,


@Hannibal, go to bed jare , Men bolos stink too, so what's your point?  My sister told me she has seen some real stinky tolos in her examination room, I still cannot fathom why she chose that profession,

Queenisha:
na animal go buy okirika ?
no be person go buy okirika ?
infact my grandpa  "trained" his kids in school, dealing on okirika and plain george
Okirika is big business o

_{I just thought to say that one}

For my sake Q, please some light na, I am lost like thewere  Israelites in the desert  

Queenisha:
don't mind hannibal
later tonight he'll be dipping strawberries in the same place he's dissing and eating them with glee.

GOD FORBID ,

Hannibal:
Yaba market sells 2nd hand undies.
You need to see babes bending n picking n analysing their sizes. . . .  

See me see wahala, Hannibal, You will have to take me there for me to see with my two "church' eyes before I can ever believe this, Man go to bed, :DIt's sleep "talking" here.

Queenisha:
See how they changed the focus of the thread.
We are talking of Nigerian men that think going to the dentist 6 monthly is a waste of time

Me ah tell yo g.al , Soon the Rev. El and Deacon Sly will show up to further add damage,

Hannibal:
Babes, this is reality and i am talking about Naija chics here.
How many of em visit GYN like the babes in developed countries.
Most of these chics wear 2nd/3rd undies taken from corpses in all the war-zone areas in Africa. . . .
You don't even want to know how things work in that side of life so lets button it up.

It's a lie, My dear people, please say it's not so,
Hannibal, pick up ur phone jor, This cannot be true,

Hannibal:
No one has to go through that dreadful sexperience TWICE!!!
One might end up catching SARS(severe acute respiratory syndrome).

Ha ha, Hannibal you exaggerate too much. This could never be true love, C'mon and clear the air ways ooo,

And the saga continues. Yet another 'Love" turn bitter. My dear, such is life. I commend your sister on being who she is. But the truth is, she needs to move on. It's obvious that guy has no intention on making right by her. Albeit that someone think there is no such thing as Karma, I believe in retribution. And it will get him. God is good. Your sister should focus on raising her child, ensure he or she doesn't turn out like the "pig" who fathered him/her.

I know it's easier said than done, But God still answers prayers. Tell her to Let go and Let God,

Grace & Peace!!

@topic
ONLY cowardly men with small d.icks hit their significant others,

REAL men don't hit ladies, they take the "fight" under the sheets

The Sly:
Booooooooooooooooooooooo! *Thumbs down*
Truth is bitter. . . . .I know that fo' reaala!

I will e-whip ur rass layta ,

@Queenisha, I heard you girl.I know it's the truth.  Funny how someone's nose refused to function when it comes to themself. I mean smell thyself before someone else does nah,

Queenisha:
I remember one deeper life lady I worked with in my early days here in the US.
Chei, come and see BO
The thing  was palpable.
You know they don't wear deodorant.
The woman smelled like unrefrigerated Tilapia fish
Kai menene!!
These Americans talked so ill of my fellow Nigerian,it wasn't funny.

ROFLMSAO, , Now this was brutal,

erhmmmm, If I were you I would have surprized her with a nice "lil talk" about the importance of personal hygiene, then to top if off give her nice basket of deodorants for the holidays, Then again, u said they dont wear deodorants, How sad,

SENATOR JD:
girl u brutal walia

Just being a lady now ,

Sly, sharrap

The truth is both men and women smell, but the mouths of men are just too much jare,

Queenisha:
Chineke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_{what's that ya name?}

LOL.Chat2mebac( talk behind my back ),


But you are right, Mouth odour is one hell of a thing girl.  Last week I was at the doctor's office and this handsome guy approached me, Girlfriend, as soon as he opened that his mouth, everything in me died. Gosh! how the hell can someone's mouth smell that horrible, Me, being a lady just kindly passed him a mint and told him to have a nice day,

jkpretty:
Gbam!!!

LOL( whatever that meant love)

@Queenisha, welcome back ( I got banned for posting on ur thread asking for ur release o