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It all depends on the individuals involved, I know of people who have dated for less than six months, and still happily married. And on the other hand, I know of cases where they courted for years and their marriages are disasters. In other words, know the 'dog' you have and train him or her well, Just ma 2cents,

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Horrible, Horrible, Horrible ,

j-girl:
OH my goodness I cannot believe i missed sly's reply!
That playa says I love you to anything in skirt, does he mean it? NO!
Does he know what love is? NO!

Kai - I need to set my sights on other people o! ;DSee these bonafide liars. First the ordinary one lies, and then the legendary one follows. Oh you guys are in so much trouble when y'all drag your sorry selves back here. Don't make me write down the names of girls you've dealt with in the past 3 weeks. Useless playas!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Darl, why are you wasting precious oxygen on the Rev. and the Deacon? Dont you know 'birds of a feather, flock together"?

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If my boyfriend doesn't tell me her loves me atleast once a day, it's OVER jor ,

RedHotChic,
Topic aside, but you crack me up, ,

j-girl:
Lol - Memoirs of Nairaland will be hilarious. I can't wait for it.

Get your glasses out and coffee too, You will be doing a lot of "proof-reading" dear,

Hannibal:
Jesucristo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donde este?/

Hannibal:
¿Cómo me puede dejar ella tan córneo?

Muy mal el nino, muy Mal, NO mi deje corneo usted,

Hannibal:
Tell her to report to duty ASAP.

Asi! Asi! She soon come blood!!!

j-girl:
lol - neither can i. No one can kill me before my time. I don't fraternize well with snakes.
I'm contemplating do i sign off Nairaland for the night or do i just desert this thread. . . . . . .

Sweetie, Let's stay. Funny how you can learn so much by hanging around her, I will soon pen my best seller, Thanks to Nairalanders,

Hannibal:
Don't be a tard!!!

I mean a lovely female with no XXY chromosomes like u.
No hairy chest, no muscles in the nether region, full-figure 8 with island spice to spark me appetite.
Islander, where u @??

Eerhmmmmmm, She is snorkling in Mustique, but if you wish I can pass the info, on.( mind you make peeps start hyperventilating  now) .I am her twin sister .

j-girl:
Lmaoooooo! I'm still a new learner. You don't even know how much this surprises me. It's all good girl. Let them continue, they will always run back no matter what. They say so many things then do another. It is so easy to be straightforward, why take the crooked path out?

Yes ma dear, ONLY time will tell, Maybe they somehow think this is hurting anyone, Well the truth is, it just goes to show their character, And I can't be bothered sha,

j-girl:
Lmaoooooooo! Instantly!

Sometimes I wish I could arrest people for color riots. I'm not the kind that into strict color matching but please no yellow, purple and green should be on the same person at the same time. The sentence should be hanging.

BTW - have you seen that some people are becoming chameleons nowadays? When everything is rosy, they are all on your side but once things go sour, they run to the opposite side of the fence? Loyalty is becoming such a problem these days. I have said it times without number - FWBs all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

LOL, Girl wake up and smell the coffee, Why you think I have barred some and dumped the others from my space? Welcome to the WWN( wonderful world of Nairaland), They will come on your YIM and say all manner of evil about their e-buddies, then log in the next day to see them exchanging smileys.That's why I will continue to expose them, Olodos, Their tongues are like serpents, Only God knows what they do with their bottom tongues as well,

Anyways, I am happy you are observing ma dear, HEhehehehehe,

@RHC,
I stand by my word, Jackal is 101% homophobic.

j-girl:
It is this simple - if a guy takes more time to dress than I do, he's out.
If a guy freaks out because i'm wearing black and white with a different shade of white bag - that's it!

LOLOLOLOL, That would be a damn nightmare, so to speak, Just kick em to the curb like Beckham!!

j-girl:
But if these guys end up wanting to be friends - I will more than happy to allow them into my circle You want to open another topic ehn? Last week i ran into a lady with a yellow top, a orange and cream flashy bag, blue jeans and get ready for this - TURQUOISE shoes. I was wondering for some minutes what we all did to deserve such punishment. All her colors were so loud. . . . Lemme stop here ooooo

Girlfriend, you need to gather the children and come home for this one, LOLOLOL, HEHEHEHE, yes o.and we have tons of them here, Someone needs to call the Fashion Police,


@RHC, FYI Jackal is ALL man, Not an ounce of Gay-auns-ism in him, Trust me,

Then again, some of "us" need to hang out with Metrosexuals, Our code of dressing is HORRIBLE, Not even Jesus can save "us",

Where is my Lawyer J-girl, ??

onyinye2:
there is nothing wrong with a guy being metrosexual. as long as we stay as friends. because i like my men, to be rough, tough, and can get down and dirty. . . on the foot ball field. metros, are cool to be friends with cause they like to get manicures. so we could go together and they could help me pick the right color of nail polish. but dating is out of the question. when a guy starts to show up to pick me up smelling like peaches and honey soap then i gotta take a step back.

RoFL, exactly ma sentiments, They even try to out-dress you, Comparing their clothes to yours, bla bla bla, yea I will take them shopping, brothers know how to hook a sistren up, But dating?  HELL freakum NO,

@Hannibal,
Ini Edo needs to wax, She looks disgusting with all that chest hair, I wonder how a man can get his willy wonker to stand up to preach by making love to her, lol,

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My 2cents, espcially to those with facial and body hair, Get a wax, It is not at all expensive,

RedHotChic:
Common girl, it's not as if he's using tampons or nothing. Dude was just plucking his cute eyebrows.


jackal plucks his eyebrows

No that's my job

RedHotChic:
Like i asked before, do women with hairy chest and tiny moustache that do not care about what they wear possess the same gay boobs-rism?

You can never tell, Afterall, those are attributes of Males, so maybe the tendency is there, Also, there are some  ladies who will shave and carry themselves well, while others just let themselves go loose, ewwwwwwwwww,

Hannibal:
Gracias!!

Please. . . . . Please. . . . . . Please.   He is simply metrosexual.
What do y'all women want?
If he is smelly, u complain. . . . . If his toe-nails are rusty, y'all complain.
I see no problem with a guy that knows how to groom himself BUT he must not impale a male's butt.

Metrosexual, the 21st Century New phrase to mean "STuck in the Closet", LOL, metro ma Island ass, Is gay em gay, u stay dey,  .

@Redhotchic,
Me still think em gay, He has some sort of "gay-anus-rism" in ah him to make think he can out-groom me.

And NO, I didnt imply such at all. There is a very thin line between a guy being conscious of his appearance and one who goes over the edge, Seen?

RedHotChic:
May be he's metrosexual but not gay. Does it mean that those chics that don't care about what they wear or how cute they look are lesbians?

Hannibal:
You need to see a SHRINK if these are your imaginations??
Are u this idle?  Would i date a babe with hairy chest?? Why not ask if i would date King Kong??
Puerco Gordo!!

Muy Malo mi esposo, 


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By their fruits you shall know them, So your boyfriend spends longer than you in the shower.When he emerges he smells like the Botanical Garden, His nails are well trimmed, He spends time shaving his legs every other day.  He claps his tongue when he speaks. He steals your lipglosses. He carries around a Victoria secret handlotion in his bag, He walks with his legs tightly together.  He watches his butt 24/7 in anything with a reflection, He out dresses you, Ms. Chang at the Nail Salon knows him by name, as his Pedi and Mani are religiously done every week,   Need I say more?  

OK. Ladies do you Need Jesus to come down out of heaven to tell you HE IS GAY??Abeg!!

onyinye2:
@ch3coo

i don't need any examples. because i know what i say is the truth. romance is part of the spine that supports love. if your spine is weak you can't walk can you?

You can say that again, Romance and Love are synonymous with each other, However, Men, more than women tend to treat them as two separate entities,

doyin13:
Aya Matanga ooo. . . . , You jus no go let anything slide sha. You must reply

Olobo pupa

I have always known you were autistic, but no one else believed me, NOw you have proven it, Atleast you know the colour of Olobo even it the life of it depended on it, NOW I AM DONE WITH UR ASS, Muy el feo Nino,


@Hannibal, Leave Doyin, He is that kid I used to put to sit at the back of class, NOthing I did to help, he just couldn't grasp the context,

@Chiogo, Doyin likes attention, And he would go that extra mile just to get it,


@DOYIN, as ma siggy says, Chat2MeBac,

doyin13:
All these females trooping in here like they knw anything about rap.

I guess the teletubbies are now rappers, that is why Islander fit come put mouth

Wobbish.

Atleast the Teletubbies aid in a number of Early childhood skills.And to top it off, the guys are way cuter than you Ewure oloko dudu, Unlike Jerry Springer that you religiously miss Mass to indulge in,

Sinner,

Hannibal:
So u would have become Foxxy Brown, Lil'' Kim or L. Boogie.

lol, Naaaaaaa, I am Thunder B,


@Chidi darl, I will be waiting love

kojeiwa:
Pretty Naija folks don't come by easily. So if you have one, abeg pamper am o, because if you lose am,

e go take you another 10 years to find another pretty one o.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL>>HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ok I am not feeling well today, And I am supposed to stay still, Now , pls abeg, stop cracking ma ass up people , erhmmmmmmmmm That was NOT nice,

Hannibal:
Anutha female Rap fan??
I am impressed. . . . . . .Alicia Keys, Amerie and Keyshia Cole must be doing something wrong these days.

That's where you are wrong Papi, I do listen to, and admire, SOME, NOT ALL rap, Matter of fact, a few years ago, as an undergrad had to take a class and the finals was an "Open Mic" at the pub, And I did my thing, Yo lucky say no producers na bin dey, or me think say dem might ah sign me fast fast


@Chiogo, baby, got all your photo comments dear, How is everything, Please give your Mama a call child

jaquan:
@stephenp
i[b] never denied not being among the 90%.[/b]
calmdown son and take a glass of water

ROFL, Me likey yo honesty, Speak the truth.Denial is one hell of a burden dread

Jay-Z ma ass, All he raps about is how he has been fortunate enough to be the one shagging Queen B, his other hoes, blings and his cars, diot,

Nas raps about life, Everyday situation, He deals with issues people can relate to, Nas for Life,

jaquan:
why is it that 90% of the people u find on this online forums especially the major contributors are all aesthetically challenged. i am begining to think nigeria is a land filled with wowo citizens. just a thot, no hating.

thread inspired by looking through profile pics.

=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=)), I ginne die oooo, WORD!!!

Radiant:
J, irresponsiblity will not be tolerated. Go attend to your farm

ROFLMFSAO, Hannibal yo ear wey Radiant say? , Now get those formulars coming jor


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It's ok for all of us to past judgement, since neither of us have been, thankfully, caught in such a situation. Life in itself is very strange, and we don't know what we will do, until we are in an compromising position, My 2cents,

@Radiant, be a dear friend to Hannibal and encourage him to come marry his babymama , 10 months of agony and still no bling to show for it jor, Life is NOT at all fair,


@Hannibal, what is "dry sex", hmmmm, We never did that one jare,

Hannibal:
Stop lying jor. . . . . . .I am 100% confident u would use pregnancy to trap me in one night!!!!!

I like your style. . . .
Stroke a man's manliness, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.
Lest i forget, no skindiving . . . .

LOL, take it easy on my lawyer jare, I will be needing her to sue your ass if you think twice about leaving me with your baby for another woman, LOLOLOLOLOL,

Yes ooo, I will stroke the ego, afterall, his tolo goes dead after 2mins,  

j-girl:
@ Topic - I can't oooo!

I'm against Sex with evidence before marriage because if you trap the guy with a pregnancy, what makes you so sure that you won't become his punching bag? Or he might hate me for life for putting him in a loveless marriage? Better yet, he can cheat on me with many girls in front of my face and there will be nothing i can do about that because i trapped him.
If my guy is for it though, if he tells me point-blank that he wants me to get pregnant for me before we get married. I'll happily let both his parents and mine know so that when kasala burst, he will not be able to back out.

My Lawyer, sharrap jor , erhmmmmmmmmmmm, so and so, erhmmmmmmmmmm, ma lips are ,

Anyways you and NEPA, gather my children and report to Mummy soon dear, nuff things ah gwarn,

Hannibal:
PRICELESS!!!!!!

Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
So you are now a sperm doctor that knows the motility of a sperm. . . . . . . .
Thanx for the acknowledgement. I know what to do to snuff out your plans.

LOL, Now you know   , But be mindful, I have eyes and ears in places you don't know exist, erhmmmmmmm, on that note your 'gorgeous old-woman ( whom by the way have the s0-called young tongues ( 3 birth certificates, all bearing different DOB) ranting) " needs you ASAP, usual place. 

Wokeyim:
@ Chat2MeBac
You and Hannibal are the only ones making me happy i posted this thread. Please help me, i don't want to die of laughter, I haven't had dinner yet.

LOLOLOL, I just like seeing how I can gather all NL morons together to bleat, BTW I see Azizzet has joined us, I am off today, and I took my energy drink, Let me see what transpired olodos,

Wokeyim:
@ Chat2MeBac
tell them my sister! Can't stop laughing

Hate effing pretenders, They lie so freakum much, thank God I know better, As I said, they better try getting pregnant to trap a man, Because even ugly men don't want ugly ladies, LOL,

See these uglyasses, some of y'all better use pregnancy to trap men, Because with faces like that, Men will be scared to death to commit, Again, Chat2mebac,