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Yea you have a point, However, I have already figured out Hannibal's everymove, I know when His sperm counts are at its hightest, In other words, I know when and how to do what, So if I want to get preggers tonight for him, It ginne happen, .

Interesting topic, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I guess it depends on the individuals involved,

If I had become pregnant for my ex, I wouldn't have wanted him to marry me just based on that, I have my reasons, however, I Love Hannibal so much that I won't mind trapping him into marrying me by carrying his fertilized seeds

Funny thread, well as my dear good friend Machel Montano says" If yo whine pon me, ah go whine yo back"  so here is my version" if yo thief from me, ah thief yo back"

Hey Jenny darl, How is Mr. Kaddy?

How can you miss my dearest Dian Von Furstenberg, I love this woman and her clothes,

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1.Men who can't keep their stories straight, They say one thing, yet do the other, Bloody liars ,

2.Men in tights

3. ladies with black eye-liner around their lips, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

4. Ladies who co-ordinate their pocket books with their shoes, another fashion crime, LOL

5. Guys with shiney lipgloss, Gayass punks.

6. Ladies who gossip on YIM about their friends, then come to NL and share smileys with them, I ginne die,

7. 269lbs ladies in size 4 skinny jeans, they should be locked up for life,

8. Women wrappers, bloody hell,

, hehehe, be back with more, soon come,

Just my observation, After much debating, I strongly believe that people born in this month are jinx,

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September, 26th, I wished I wasn't born in September though, Somehow I think we are not lucky,

HR.hotness:
Chester has everyone under his cute little paws. . .

he goes around with airs, acting like we were all put on this planet to please him. . . its so adorable to watch

, LOL, Yea, I know.Had to remind zing I pay the bills here, A friend bought me 2 cyrstal candles( zing probably sensed I hate such things) for my Christmas, I left for the weekend( had one of my landlord's grands come down to feed him etc) and he got pissed I was away. When I came back one of the candles and its holder was on the floor in pieces, Gosh!  I WANTED to put him on "Time out"Then again, how could I? The looks in his eyes just melted my anger,

HR.hotness:
Chester hated chicken as well, would take a whiff and walk off in a strop. . . then would go meow pitifully at my flatmtes room till she fed him something else. , . he was too gorgeous for words so no one cld refuse him anything

he loved corned beef, had a favorite brand too, anything else wldnt do. ,

OMG! zing too, He LOVES beef and Salmon, what do now, to trick him, is mix some chicken and liver in between them so he would get some in. My landlord loves him as well, so if he hates what I gave him, he would go there for food, Heard he had his first jerk fish last week and loved it, ,

These people who hates cats have no idea of the amount of fun they can be,

I am still confuzzled as to why they really are classified as being evil for real, I had 5 cats in the islands, One passed away last year, BUt I would take a cat over a dog anyday, I got biten by a dog when I was younger( went to steal the neighbours plums ) But cats are so cuddly, They have no idea as to what they are missing out jor, Tell them HR. 

BTW, does Chester have a favourite meal? Zing hates chicken, If I feed it to him, he turns his bowl over and sit in it, He is very stubborn, just like his momma

OMG!! Cool thread, Me quiere los gatos   ,

I love cats.Too bad here, I ONLY have one, His name is Zing, and he is adorable( j-girl pls come attest nah), He wakes me up on mornings and waits at the door for me when I return from work, Funny thing is he is  very jealous. If I am on my lappy and he thinks I am ignoring him, he will either unplug the cord, or jumps on the keyboard blocking the screen.  

Who says cats are evil? Gosh! God is not an evil person, so why would he created evil beings now??

@Nubian, signed, sealed and delivered dear,
Exponent aka Hero, is the reason why welfare has now become a choice rather than a chance,

I just knew I would find Rev. and Sister, so-and-so here ,

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We argue about who loves each other the most, then we make up and argue some more, isnt that LOVE?

j-girl:
It's either myself or Jackal. You know i don't roll like that

, C'mon darling, I can share ME now ,

But I won't share Jackal with you oo,

@jACKAL,
It seems you have honey up your ass, These "gals" can't let you be, Thank God you belong to me and me ONLY, So they can flirt, while I am being showered with the blinks,

@J -girl honey where are you o?  Come let's play tonight na.

BTW Jackal, I am upstairs, Dont keep me waiting,

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I am cracking up ooo, Please come back and inform us of the divorce and your third walkjog down the aisle,


@Jackal, how de body?

@El and Jack, nite, Thread is boring, boring, boring, maybe tomorrow when Nubian, J and that crazy Oyin come back I will resume, Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs y'alll asses now,

@El, u don tire? LOLOLOLOLOL , Too bad my lawyer had to retire for the night, or I would have stayed up and watch and your Pastor Jackal bleed

@Oyin, you have deserted me too? , J girl has left now you too? ,

@eldee, Jackal will soon leave u o, He just asked ma hands in marriage. , Don't worry I promise to get him a washing machine, I just hate guys with scruffy nails

@ Eldee, You're ( shortened form of you are ) there, Are you still preaching?


Take Jackal to your church jor, and tag along Sly too,

onyinye2:
feminism doesnt break up households. egotistical husbands do.

Awwwwwwwwwwww, Now you are fast being my newest recruit, You keep those shots coming dear.me likey

Jackal:
@ Chat2meBac,

I can fund your lifestyle. . . . . .
Just say i do and watch me light up your life if it's ICE u like.

Can I have that on a piece of paper with your signature? Erhmm and make sure Rev. E and Deac. S are there to witness