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Well, I am almost a "40 yr old Virgin", and I am still saned na,

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I think it's both ways, albeit women deceive themselves based on what the guy made them believe. It's very complicated, but at some pointed time the truth exposes itself.

Jesus Christ must we seek attention every time we type?  Why must ugly people who cover themselves in wigs continually go around criticising others for no reason?  Is a like pullling a tooth to shut the f.uck up??

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Idiocy at its highest degress.First off, what is so detestable about washing your wife's/girl's undies? You pull them off to shag her, yet you wont wash them. Is this a cultural thing, not to? Me think its silly. Most y'all me don't think before dipping your labias into diseased holes, but you will come here and cry foul about washing her undies. Think for a second, where you would rather the germ( it any) end up? Your intestines or your hands

I ONLY date real men, And while I do not at all expect them to wash any of my personal effects, because I WON'T be doing theirs either, I am sure if I am sick or something they will do my undies and bras if I ask them too. NOT because they are whimps or silly, but because he is an epitome Of a MAN,

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I don't judge people by their outward appearance ( I got tricked big time doing that). If you are loving and cool inside, then you have my vote without a doubt,

Hannibal:
Ovulating?? Guess it's mating period again.
Am i invited to join u?


I ignored him many times but like a goat that he is. . . .He kept coming back.
Lets hope this dose of heavy whipping would keep him mute forever.

, It sure is. And yes you can join me as long as you leave your "hair piece" at home, ,

BTW, here is a little summin, summin for you, It is the coward who fawns those above him, It is the coward who is insolent whenever he dares to be,
Please, let sleeping dogs lie, abeg,

@Hannibal, Hannibal, Hannibal,

So this is where you have been, why I am stuck in bed ovulating, , Haven't I told you like a trillion times NOT to waste your good detergent on old, useless garments?

I am tired of loggin onto NL and see the same culprits all over making trouble, quoting and attacking others without reasons then turn around crying foul.

Pls, abeg, Let me show you how to ignore, You are much better than this, What they don't know, won't hurt them hun

It all depends on the desinger.

I can fit into a size 0 and up to a 4( all American ) in some clothes,

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I don't see anything wrong with plastic surgery, I plan on having a boobs job as soon I gave birth, And I plan on getting my legs reduced later this year.  No one wants to look like a malu.  I was born fine and I want to age finer and die finest,

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HELL NO, I wont take things back from an ex, that is just childish, I dont take back and neither do I keep anything from them. I either regift or discard,

Pataki:
Your right could my left. We all see things from different angles.

You know we will fight for days, but we always end up pals by weekend ,
So even if you bash me here, ah wont mind at all, but ah ginne tell yo mama

Pataki:
I believe in that quote too, in this case, she let the guy go, and she now realizes that her heart belongs to him.

see ur face jare, U need Jesus jor, Dont twist the quote to suit your self, abeg,

j-girl:
LOL! C2MB, you know better than that. You don't go around kissing and telling . I told you before. We need to expand this thing. FWB's have to be smart and must not be judgmental. They can't afford to be complete idiots. But we'll have to take her time in finding them.
It's not selfish of her. She's just wishing for now. If she decides to actually break them up, then that's a different ball game. She'll be more than just selfish.

I wonder if the guy still wants to be with her. If he does, then he's a bigger fool. If he doesn't, he must be a dude who knows what it is to be committed.
Let her try and win him back. As long as she doesn't break his current relationship. I think she's very confused. If I can say, men are the greedy ones! chasing everything in skirt. keeping 59 girls at a time. Please!
Breast implants cannot bring a responsible guy back. It can only bring the classless guy back who really wants nothing but a girl to sleep with.
The mole is impressive but like i said. . . . i like it all

I told you I havent eaten jare, Pls dont kill me oo, yea I have already set up a few interviews, as soon as you get your sexy butt over to NY then we shall make it happen, ,
Wait are u dissing breasts implants? And i was gonna go get mine pumped, I want to be NL notorious COW, mooo moooo, I ginne die oo ,

Don't worry as I told Pataki, anything a man can do, a woman can do it better, Just watch me

Pataki:
Nah, not selfishness girl. She knows what she wants, and she is going for it.

And my dear, nothing is wrong with knowing what one wants and going for it, The problem lies with how we go about doing it and at what cost?  
So wait, after much ado about nothing, I realised gosh I missed my ex and I want him back, I now embark on my quest and in the process destroy lives, Now tell me what is so rewarding about that?? You see, I know you guys are heartless,
Let her let them be, They say "if u love something/one set it free, if it comes back to you, then it belonged to you in the first instance" I still believe in this ole lil quote,

Pataki:
Now you are being sentimental here. Anyways you are a woman, I can understand that. However an ex is also a human being Chat.

He/She deserves some loving too.

, you are only doing this to save y'all faces,

j-girl:
Dang!!!!!!!!!! Vagrant can be kings? Girl, what da heck? that's too deep for some to inhale. El is under some bad influence. He's so sensitive normally
Girl, this variety is one-sided. Just imagine! By their association ke? Half of them are confused by their association. Lemme not go too deep.
I wish there was a class to teach class. When a guy can't distinguish between reality and fantasy, you know there's a big problem. As for this girl, i'd like to know what she's thinking when she really wants to go back to her ex.
How many times do we have to tell them that[b] FWB [/b] is the way to go?

NOW you know I am #1 supporter of FWB , I just love that thingy, Wished I knew who came up with such a thing oo, I will kiss them like I did that ,

And I am with you dear, There is a thin line between reality and fantasy, and it pays to know the difference, It's like me  going down 5th ave and a guy comes up to and tells me how beautiful I am, and all of a sudden my heart began to skip beats and I am floating , gosh I am in love, Yea right, Now so becos he told me all those things does that means he is being honest? pls,

AS I said, People break up for various reasons, And such is life, but what beats me is why she now wants to go break the people up, Selfish if I may add,

@Eldee, I am NOT at all worried for you, I know my girl J, have you under Heavy management, So you are allowed to spew all that thrash here, Afterall, it's NL, where a vagrant can be KING

j-girl:
Lol! Some men have more cons than pros. I wish we could do a little' comparison of the ones we have here on Nairaland. It would be real interesting. Classy guys my foot. The only classy guys I know are very very few. The ones on Nairaland are even worse. They come here to shout about it then go on Nairaland chasing classless ones. I still don't get it

Yeah girls can be classless. This one is just confused, she's not classless. We all know that guys are generally classless. We need more details

NEVER GO BACK TO YOUR VOMIT. NO girl should do that. Guys can be real stupid. They look better once you dump them then revert back to their stupidity.

Girl you are just too much, I didnt have my Wheates today so I cannot lol at all , yes the land is filled with them oo. And yes again, you are so right, Those with class are so few we can count them on ONE hand, But variety they say is the spice of life,

Don't mind them, by their seeds and their association you shall know them,

Sisikill:
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She only wants him back because he's with someone else and he's obviously a little off in the head. . . why else would he go back to her? Perfect Match I say, may the gods of marital bliss bless the perfect union between selfish and stupid.


[I]Drinks from wine glass and then breaks it.[/I]

OPA!!!

Girl you continue to crack me up , , My exact sentiments, What would  make you want to go back to an ex? nonsense!!

j-girl:
Lol! Girl, you want to cause wahala with that last statement. If only they preserved the sperm of some real classy guys, the world would be a better place.
I[b] love it when certain guys feel that they have class when the truth is that they have none.[/b] Guys can be real stupid. Their idea of class is based on physical attributes.
I would like to teach them what class means.
She's no adult. She's just not thinking straight jare.

LOL, let it cause wahala jor, You know the island chic na care , The highlighted part cracks me up, Isnt that just true? Yea they will blow their gasket about how classy they are, yet see the type of girls they roll with, pure gutter rats , na life,

Don't worry, as i said if I were the guy I wont leave my newly found love for my ex,

Pataki:
Oh really, my biology must be lame then.

The poster needs her man, and she should be willing to go all the way to get him, whatever the cost. Even if she has to be permanently stupid.

The poster needs to take a sabatical from Men, PERIOD, She needs to go sort herself out before she thinks about ruining the people's relationship,

Reverse the scenario, What if you met some chic and you begin dating her and then she dumps you because her ex wants her back, Now tell me would your views remain the same??

eldee:
Hmmnnn . . . playing the reverse psychology card now

Love should never be based on pity, if the guy wants her back, he'll choose for himself
She'll find her perfect fit sumday

NOPE.I am only trying to put myself in someone else's shoe and it hurts, so I know it hurts her as well,

What if I wake up tom, and go wow, you know what I think I want my ex back, I have now realised I made a mistake, Now what right do I have to do such? Afterall, he has a daughter now and I am sure( knowing him) he is shagging someone, I like to think of others, That's why I dont get or stay involve with anyone who is involve with other people, Open relationships are the best, They eliminate all the hassles

j-girl:
Excuse you? That's pure fantasy, girl! Which guy is a saint? They are all somehow devilish. The degrees are different though. This girl is very very human. She must have wanted him back because she could not have him at her beck and call.

There are no second chances in relationships jare. if you get it wrong the first time, forget about that guy.
Girls know what they want. It's just that guys don't know how to meet up our high standards so they say we are too fantasy-oriented. When we bring our standards to the lowest ebb, they still can't meet it. Why on earth?
She's seen what? She did not look well jare. Every ex has a better version jare especially when it comes to guys.

ROFLMFSAO , Yea they all have their degree of devilishness , But that's fine. I like to tame devils
And you are right my dear, They will tell you that you are the one, they dont mingle with rats, then turn your back and there they are in the subway, gutters, drains doing the unthinkable,  LOL,

Just roll with the tide love, If they love you today, then love them back. If tomorrow they act like jackasses, then you gallop too, Nuthin aint wrong wit dat

Pataki:
What does a lady want? I had earlier told someone this evening,[b] it is a man's world.[/b]The lady knows what she wants and she is going for it, however it may project ladies in the bad light, but it is the reality of what you ladies with in the present day world.

Yea keep telling yourself that and one day you will actually believe its a man's world indeed,
The last time I checked, we didnt even need y'all for a simple thing as procreation

eldee:
Why's u lot trying to send the prodigal son back to the pig sty?
She said she's seen it all, she wants him back, what's wrong with that?

She prolly wasn't thinking well when she left, she has now seen the light

Hey Hey brethren nothing is wrong with "seeing the light", I believe do at some pointed time in life. My concern here is for the guy, What if he goes back, how guarantee he is that she wont dump him again? I mean shit happens, and I do believe people change for the better,( although the majority does not).
With all due respect I empathise with the current girlfriend. Afterall, she was the one who was there when she dumped him, only to have nursed him back to emotional health for him to run off again, Men,

Pataki:
I had earlier posited that the poster should go for his man. You ladies never know what exactly you want though. She is not conufzzled, she simply just wants to get it right this time.

see me see wahala ooo, WE know what we want dread, You guys are the ones who are confused jare, Y'all want to maintain steady relationships, but be allowed to "play" on the side, I don't blame y'all, I blame society for accepting such.

I really honestly believe Two can play that game, why not?

j-girl:
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Girl, give it up already. There are many fishes in the ocean. Move on.
No guy is worth that much effort.
The truth is that you will regret dumping him but trust me, there's a better one out there. The only problem is that it will be like finding a needle in a haystack.
You dumped him for a reason. Don't go back to your vomit.

C2MB, will you stop speaking my mind? Dang it!

See who's talking about speaking their mind na :Pwhen here you are speaking mine.  I mean some things in life are just not worth the stress.  She did say she dumped him, but she didnt say why, so until she does, let's assume this guy was a 'saint" ( but i aint holding ma breath. What beats me is what happened that has suddenly made her realised. "damn I want my man back"  Was it a prophesy? of did someone "prophe-lie" on Jesus again

@poster,
Why do you want him back? There must have been a valid reason why he became your ex in the first place, No offense but you sound confuzzled, You dumped him, then you want him back, Take some out off from men and sort yourself out first before you ruin another person's life, All the best,

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Dyed my hair Green, Blue and Yellow, wanted to show my boyfriend how patriotic I was

rampant:
so many of them r here ,where im based,what would u call them?what else if not imatured sliming fools

Jenny dont kill me oo, abeg ( but u damn right girl) I call them "little boys in big men clothes),


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They are everywhere, They hide behind loud mouths, quietness, girls, friends, (and the list goes on and on), I like to give such dorks a taste of their own medicine, then sit back and watch them wag their tails,

HONESTY,

LOYALTY,

TRUSTWORTHINESS,

, nice teeth, great body, Nice smile, sense of humour, must be caring and did I say TRUTHFUL? Yes he should be able to keep his stories straight,