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Politics › Re: NERC Directs Discos To Increase Tariff From April 1 by chatinent: 6:40pm On Feb 17, 2020

Still going to be counterproductive as usual.

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Celebrities › Re: Faithia Shun Saidi Balogun’s Children On Their Matriculation by chatinent: 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2020

Happy mat.

Romance › Re: 13 Yr Old Russian Girl Was Impregnated By 15 Yr Old Boy Not 10 Yr Old Boyfriend by chatinent: 6:10pm On Feb 17, 2020

Macsjebs:
Hello Sir, Kindly take time to read, that's the point, not possible for the 10year old boy to father a child but a 13 year old girl can of course get pregnant and a 15year old boy can impregnate a girl.

Cheers

Man, 5 years old got pregnant!

Sports › Re: Arséne Wenger: Man City Deserve Ucl Ban, They Bought All My Players by chatinent: 6:06pm On Feb 17, 2020

Coming to think of it, do they sell these players under duress?

Politics › Re: Imo Police Bans Protests 24 Hours To Supreme Court Judgement Review by chatinent: 6:02pm On Feb 17, 2020

Okay!

Romance › Re: 13 Yr Old Russian Girl Was Impregnated By 15 Yr Old Boy Not 10 Yr Old Boyfriend by chatinent: 6:01pm On Feb 17, 2020

What's your stress? What we care is the 'impregnate' not the age.

Romance › Re: What Is Your Advice For Me by chatinent: 9:14pm On Feb 16, 2020

Are you financially, physically and spiritually ready to hold a relationship and settle down? No. So grow up first.

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Phones › Re: Help Choose Between Sansung S9+ And Iphone 8+ by chatinent: 8:56pm On Feb 16, 2020

Buy a lower grade at N50k downwards, and get a laptop too, and use the remaining to help the needy.

Christianity Etc › Re: Fear Not, Continue Believing In Jesus Christ Crucified by chatinent: 8:54pm On Feb 16, 2020

Please, can I dialogue with you here on the bible?

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Rich But Younger Guy by chatinent: 8:51pm On Feb 16, 2020

Girls can do anything for money. They can even call him their personal lord and saviour.

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Nairaland General › Re: Giant Fish Caught In Basa Village, Airport Road, Abuja by chatinent: 8:47pm On Feb 16, 2020

chiiraq802:
nah....lala is not into fish.. lala is a SNAKEterian.

That's because it tastes like fish.

Travel › Re: Trending Video Of An African Man Preaching The Gospel Onboard A Flight by chatinent: 8:43pm On Feb 16, 2020

So this insanity has entered aircraft? It must be in economy not first class! Lemme not call the tribe now so it wouldn't look like I hate Ibadan people.

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Christianity Etc › Re: "Closing The Eyes When Praying Is Wrong"priest Tells Reno Omokri In Ethiopia by chatinent: 8:41pm On Feb 16, 2020

Wetin da one know kwanu?

Romance › Re: Looking At Me Makes Guys Release Quickly – Slay Queen. by chatinent: 8:38pm On Feb 16, 2020

Release what? Release hatred? See four-corner head.

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Nairaland General › Re: Giant Fish Caught In Basa Village, Airport Road, Abuja by chatinent: 8:36pm On Feb 16, 2020

lala's brain rn..

Career › Re: Meet The Aliu Family Of Medical Doctors Where All 5 Sisters Are Medical Doctors by chatinent: 8:29pm On Feb 16, 2020

So no one go dey go hospital?

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Celebrities › Re: Eminem “rap God” Video Has Reached One Billion Views On Youtube by chatinent: 8:26pm On Feb 16, 2020

rn, I'm beginning to feel like a rap god!

Business › Re: . by chatinent: 8:23pm On Feb 16, 2020

Let him mind my business.

Health › Re: Help ! I Get Angry Easily by chatinent: 8:21pm On Feb 16, 2020

Wrong stereotype. You don't need any anger management poo. You only think you have issues with anger and that's why you act on such thought.
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When I returned from an Army posting to Maiduguri in a certain year, I started misbehaving and beating people. I started thinking I was an angry person.
I get inflamed quickly until a certain day nine guys match me hands down. Dem beat me carry me go hospital pay bills, drop location, tell me say make I come find them. As per Nigeria NA student , I go find them.., not knowing na big man kids. The second beating was nothing done in Wrestlemania.
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Guy, if better beating touch you, you go change. Better change now or change go change you one day.

Celebrities › Re: Actress Nkechi Blessing Gets $10,000 Cash In Form Of Cake As Birthday Gift by chatinent: 7:58pm On Feb 16, 2020

You mean N3.6 million in that cake in Naira notes? Will you behave or should I break the egg in your name?

Politics › Re: Obama Is Evil, The Blood Of Those Killed By Boko Haram Is On His Hand - FFK by chatinent: 7:56pm On Feb 16, 2020

Hmm. I no dey o.

Celebrities › Re: Exposed!!!! The Primary School NAIRA MARLEY Attended by chatinent: 7:55pm On Feb 16, 2020

Poor photo-edit.

Celebrities › Re: Tboss Weeps, Curses Troll 'MsHafsat' Who Said Her Daughter Is Ugly by chatinent: 7:54pm On Feb 16, 2020

Who dared call her baby ugly? Nina dear, don't be sad, just give me your monkey and go slap them.

Romance › Re: My Naija BF Tells Me he Is Married by chatinent: 7:05pm On Feb 16, 2020

Advice: Don't date anyone who gives or brings up pity excuses.

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Politics › Re: Oshiomole No Longer Wears Khaki Because Of Corruption-Wike by chatinent: 7:02pm On Feb 16, 2020

Oshiomole will go bananas. Oh, I forgot he was from ape planet. No pun intended.

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Politics › Re: Governor Duoye Diri's Thanksgiving Service by chatinent: 7:00pm On Feb 16, 2020

I have the video.

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Politics › Re: Okada/keke Ban: Stranded Lagosians Waiting For Commercial Bus To Their Work(vid) by chatinent: 6:50pm On Feb 16, 2020

Demerits unfolding.

Romance › Re: A BUSINESS MAN With 5 Wife Died After Allegedly Being Forced Into A Marathon Sex by chatinent: 6:49pm On Feb 16, 2020

Marathon gini? How dem dey marathon person again mbok?

Celebrities › Re: Video/pix : Tboss Cries After Nigerians Rubbished Her Child On Social Media by chatinent: 6:47pm On Feb 16, 2020

All these publicity stunts don dey vex me...

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Crime › Re: Beware Of This New Format Scammers Are Using... by chatinent: 6:45pm On Feb 16, 2020

Well, I think it's more of investing than greed. Some days are like that. But personally, I go appreciate N20k.

Poems For Review › Poem By Chatinent: State Of Emergency by chatinent(op): 6:41pm On Feb 16, 2020

State [color=white]of[/color] Emergency.

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Situation: About to break down.

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Radio: I repeat send reinforcements indian mike mike, send reinforcement, Romeo India Charlie India Echo calling. Do you copy? Sarge, do you copy?
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Inner-mind:
Thoughts birthed, my nearest smile
Surrounded by eyes salivating, ready to devour
Fought as opted, oops! mine a-rest is nigh
Bolted akimbo, cuffed by memories like an 'ember moon.
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Situation: Fire Alarm.
"Do you copy? Sarge, do you copy?"
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Inner-mind:
Smoke the image of atica,
Cough, cough! Ha, a joyful pain,
Slept awaken, the White from Africa,
In the memories within, in dream's feign
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Situation: Enemy sighted..
"Alpha II is about to come down, I repeat alpha II is 'bout to come down."
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Inner-mind:
I shan't dream reality lest I wake,
I'm weak, strong and I'm weary
Boom! Like a stray orphan grenade
Such state of Emergency.

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(c)

HumbledbYGrace, Obinnau, lalasticlala, dominique

Politics › Re: Biafra: Requiem For The Dead In War by chatinent: 6:32pm On Feb 16, 2020

I like the war fever in the poem!

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