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Celebrities › Re: Peep The Wedding Picture Of Anita Joseph And Her Hubby As They Finally Tie The K by chatinent: 6:22pm On Feb 16, 2020

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uruba23:
I just hope he can handle that back side.. Happy married life.

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Are you with any green bottle?

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Romance › Re: The Attitude Of A Typical Nigerian Girl. by chatinent: 6:19pm On Feb 16, 2020

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splendour7:
Once you tell a nigerian girl that you love her she will automatically become,

cashLESS,

airtimeLESS,

fatherLESS,

brainLESS,

makeupLESS,

T-fareLESS

brainLESS

And Too Many Other "LESSES" why is it like that??

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They understand 'love' to mean 'sex,' then they render you useLESS if you don't cultivate the culture to meet LESS girls .

Family › Re: I Am Sorry. by chatinent: 6:16pm On Feb 16, 2020

I forgive you. Don't be scared.

Family › Re: A Good Name Is Better Than Riches....... by chatinent: 6:05pm On Feb 16, 2020

Cool, bro. Many people forget integrity in their dealings; they only are mouth-tasty for the dividend and can outrightly shortcut all long routes to get it. Very bad. I can rightly say I am where I am because of my integrity, and clean conscience with others.

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Education › Re: Pls Help A Bro.. by chatinent: 6:02pm On Feb 16, 2020

Visit a JAMB outlet or HQ to complain.

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Health › Re: Please Help My Head Is Rotting by chatinent: 2:47pm On Feb 16, 2020

Try this:

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Shave all hair strands on your head and apply methylated spirit, then nexidom.

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No questions. Consultation fee is N5k.

Celebrities › Re: Reverend Father Once Pressed My Breasts And Gave Me Church Money. by chatinent: 2:45pm On Feb 16, 2020

Personally, I've received gay advances from catholic seminarians.

Politics › Re: Facts About Hausafulanis Every Southerner Should Know by chatinent: 2:42pm On Feb 16, 2020

Okay o.

Romance › Re: If Sex Before Marriage Is Sine, What Is Sex After Marriage? by chatinent: 2:41pm On Feb 16, 2020

Tangent.

Crime › Re: Police Threaten Arrest As NANS Plans Protest Over Ilaro Poly SUG President by chatinent: 2:40pm On Feb 16, 2020

Irrelevant..

Romance › Re: I First Loved Her For Her Money. by chatinent: 2:37pm On Feb 16, 2020

Una no dey tire? As in, tire no dey tire you? As in, tired tired tired no?

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Cut Cheating Husband Two Balls While Sleeping On Valentine Day(photos) by chatinent: 2:36pm On Feb 16, 2020

The guy man head go dey pronounce all dictionary words by now.

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Romance › Re: See What Wife Found In Her Husband Phone After Buying Her A Samsung Galaxy. by chatinent: 2:34pm On Feb 16, 2020

Cut it off then.

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Romance › Re: How I Met And Brokeup With My Beautiful Edo Girlfriend. by chatinent: 8:58am On Feb 16, 2020

englishmart:
Nice observations, but my number was saved as 'my treasure' on her phone. And for the last line. I'm glad I got rid of her.

She changes the name only when she's around you.

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: With My Parents Out Of The Way, Biafra Will Be Achieved Very Soon by chatinent: 6:10am On Feb 16, 2020

MNK talks too much! That's all he does; talk! Ojukwu was more action-oriented!

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NYSC › Re: Corpers To Be, Pls Be Careful Of Scammers Here by chatinent: 6:08am On Feb 16, 2020

Nice one, bro. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

Crime › Re: Meet Hauwa Yunus, The Kidnapper Who Lures Her Victims With Her Beauty (Photos) by chatinent: 6:03am On Feb 16, 2020

If arrest be done on Beauty Scam, all ladies are guilty. They all have fake faces. Besides, Hauwa is NOT beautiful.

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Romance › Re: How I Met And Brokeup With My Beautiful Edo Girlfriend. by chatinent: 5:59am On Feb 16, 2020

I read your epistle from top to bottom, and here are few observations:
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1. You were dating yourself. She only was there to turn you from a Current Account to a Savings Account.
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2. Never give a girl you aren't married to any money if she conditions you that she is your responsibility. Never be nice to girls feeling entitled.
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3. Never think it's manly to carter for transportation for yourself and a girl anytime you both ply a route together. You may see it as being gentlemanly. That's poo; they see it as foolery.
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4. I'm sure she saved your name on her phone with "Emeka 5k Hard To Get." Don't think I'm a prophet; no girl is really worth it.
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5. She was not single. You were just another ~~boyfriend~~ ATM-elect.
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I could have decided to flog the hell outta you for effing up so bad on this girl, but I just forgave you.

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