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Some mod edited my post that didn't disobey any NL rule, now, that's contrary to the rules. @Seun.

potent5:
Another thing you notice is that when you are in a restaurant ordering or eating food, you find guys milling around. Once you touch your 'washing water' as Igbos do midway into your eating, that's the end to your eating o. Those guys go just rush your food because as far as they are concerned, you don eat finish. Lol. Advice: don't touch your washing hand water until you have actually finished eating.

I forgot this part: timidity.

ednut1:
pple ask indeed. Keep formulating tins

If your zuma of a head registered things fast, it will notice that the caption simply meant: 'possible questions people ask.'

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potent5:
What about the scorching and disorienting sun.

Weather situation is, sometimes, not taken to account. I took it to account when I figuratively said sth about Moses.
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The sun there is really scorching, really, thanks.
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Youngsenate1993:
am interested.... here is my email: evalsamifere88@gmail. com

Hello, thanks for showing interest. Please note that we have selected two persons, remaining three. Apply at this topic: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?showtopic=423&view=getnewpost

Markurdi is a place to be. It is the capital of Benue state in Nigeria. It is said to be The Food basket of the Nation.

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While coming, you will experience these things:
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1. You will notice they still use mud huts. It's cultural. Their mud houses are round shaped and a bit dwarfy to normal house sizes.
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2. They sell only roast yam along. You will find people selling roast yam along, they'd be pursuing you to buy it like tomorrow were history.
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3. Garri market. I wonder if this is where they supply garri from to the world. They are good in garri production. You'd notice they sell it much.
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4. A police check-point with a military personnel. If you are studious, you will notice almost all police check-points have a military personnel accompanied with them. Maybe, to curb disobedience. You know, the Nigerian police force are not respected here in Nigeria.
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5. It looks deserted. The environs look like what Moses trekked in the Bible, no wonder he had to take off his shoes.
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When you are in Markurdi, you must experience these:.
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6. Pigs are domesticated. Pigs are domestic animals over there, they go around like pets.
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7. You use pigs to pay dowry. Reliable sources confirmed that in parts of Markurdi, pigs are used as part of paying a woman's dowry.
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8. You must meet sb who speaks your language. Yes, it's true. Markurdi is in central Nigeria, therefore, almost all tribes may be found there.
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9. Admiration. Seriously, they admire new comers easily! Little wonder I made many friends!
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10. Seems peaceful. The place is serene. Well, let's say the place I stayed.
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11. Phantom Thieves. We were cautioned that they have spirit thieves who would deal your valueable; I mean, Mr Nobodies. Well, theft is everywhere.
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=46&t=449&st=0#entry892
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DisGuy, justwise, lalasticlala

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What is pile?
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Piles or Hemorrhoids are the piling together of blood at anus side forming a blood bank with no transactions.
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Symptoms.
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* anal discomfort and, itching and pains.

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What causes hemorrhoids?

While the presence of hemorrhoids is a reflection of the normal anatomy, most people and care professionals refer to hemorrhoids as an abnormal finding because they only present when they swell and cause problems.
Hemorrhoid swelling occurs when there is an increase in the pressure in the small vessels that make up the hemorrhoid causing them to swell and engorge with blood. This causes them to increase in size leading to symptoms. Increased pressure may be caused by a variety of factors:
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*. Low fiber diet and smaller caliber stool causes a person to strain when having a bowel movement, increasing the pressure within the blood vessels.
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*. Pregnancy is associated with hemorrhoid swelling and is likely due to increased pressure of the enlarged uterus on the rectum and anus. In addition, hormonal changes with pregnancy may weaken the muscles that support the rectum and anus.
*.Prolonged sitting on the toilet may increase pressure within the hemorrhoid blood vessels
*. Obesity
*. Diarrhea, both acute and chronic
*. Colon cancer
*. Previous rectal surgery
*. Spinal cord injury and lack of erect posture. - Causes credit.
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How to cure at home.
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1. Watch your diet. Yes, watch is like an eagle. Eat enough fibre. Don't compromise your balanced diet with 'recharge cards.' Do eat a balanced diet, however, make sure it has about 80g of fibre regularly. Drink a lot of water, you may use juice to get this point. Take every meal with a cup of juice. Do lots of fruits and veggies. This are natural cure.
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2. Physical fitness. Be physically fit, engage in exercises and workouts. Don't keep the muscles asleep. Seek for pain relief pills too, take them after the working out.
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3. Start loving Miss Toiletta. Hey sb, start to befriend your toilet. In fact, make it an office. Visit it at the slightest feeling of poo.
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4. Avoid anal sexual relations. It may seem awkward but it would help keeping everything natural.
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5. Personal hygiene. Be clean. It explains itself. Use softer things to clean your behind after using the toilet.

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Questions will be answered at origin link.

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Conjunctivitis (also know as apollo, or as pink eye) is the inflammation is the outermost layer of the white part of the eyeand the inner surface of the eyelid. It makes the eye appear pink or reddish. There may also be pain, burning, scratchiness, or itchiness. The affected eye may have increased tears or be "stuck shut" in the morning. Swelling of the white part of the eye may also occur. Itching of the eye is more common in cases due to allergies. Conjunctivitis can affect one or both eyes. - Wikipedia
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Apollo could be caused by bacteria or viruses, irritation or a reaction by your immune system. Don't you forget too that it is a communicable disease.
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How can it be cured?
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To cure apollo, we must decipher its cause first. Here are how to treat it by which ever cause:
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1. Apollo caused be bacteria or viruses. It can be treated by antibiotics, for example, eye-drops, pills etc. Avoid rubbing the eye.
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Dosage: Three times a day for a week.
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If you also were glasses, make sure it ls not shared; it is a personal belonging. If it was, I'll advise you replace it.
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2. Irritation. Irritation is another notable cause. Maybe, something accidentally popped into the eyes. Wash with plenty of water. I mean, plenty, then contact your eye-doctor.
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3. A reaction by your immune system. If it was caused by something you are allergic to, try much as possible to steer clear of such. Use eye-drops as treatment. Still, see your doctor.
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=42&t=447&st=0#entry886

ScotFree:
Look for your own man. I'm sure you don't want to lose the friendship you share with your friend.

But i know that after all the advice you'll get here, you might still go ahead and snatch him.

Laughs.

joseo:
it all depends on love and if u do love her u ll try to make her see reasons y she should quit smoking instead of just walking away.

You are right.

MaritzaNL:
While I know a guy that prefer to date only smokers, its weird but he loves smoking with his woman.

That saying: 'one man's food, another's poison.'

muller101:
That's kindergarten rape.

And which is tertiary?

muller101:
I ran away from one lady in ibadan when I discovered she was smoking like a chimney.

Ladies smoke more than men.

Bump.

Yahooboi:
Keep dating her

Until you spend your entire life savings on lungs cancer

This was supposed to be funny.

kingkardesh17:
U must learn to let somethings, go make new male friends and watch the magic happen "they are many fishes in the river".

This Nigerian adage.

People ask: is sleeping with a drunk person considered rape?
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If your partner is so drunk that she/he cannot consent to having sex (completely passed out, for example), then having sex with this person is rape. A borderline case is if the person is incapacitated but not passed out (slurring speech, unable to walk straight, possibly impaired to the point that they will have trouble remembering what happened the next day). In some countries, having sex with such a person could be considered rape if this person accuses you of rape afterwards. Keep in mind that if someone does not remember giving consent to sex, this person may genuinely believe that he/she was raped. Use your best judgment - do not take advantage of someone who is drunk.
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People ask: I have a crush on my friend's boyfriend what do I do?

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Do nothing! You have two choices. Do nothing and wait for your crush to fade, or act on your desires and lose a friend - maybe even more than one, since other friends may also side against you. You could also wait for your friend's relationship to end, but don't bet on it. Actively get to know other boys. You may find your new crush more quickly.
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People ask: my girlfriend smokes, should i continue dating her ??

I'm assuming you knew your girlfriend was a smoker when you started dating There are many things that are OK in a honeymoon period that are not OK when you've been in a relationship for a long time.

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We tend to notice bad habits and have less tolerance for them when the relationship becomes routine. If she's smoking and you don't like it, it really is time to:


* Communicate and tell her how you feel about her smoking
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* Figure out if it is a habit or something she just does socially
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* Be prepared for her to tell you she can't/won't quit
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* Ask yourself whether you can live with a girlfriend who smokes.
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I'm assuming you're a non smoker...if you do smoke, you have much bigger issues.
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Medical name: Halitosis (Bad Breath).

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Symptoms: One can develop a bad breath through various media, majorly, some of which are:
- food: some food may cause bad breath, like onions and garlic containing sulfur compound so smelly. Some other liquid substance like juices etc. proteinous food substance may also contribute to bad breath after eaten and other particles remain in mouth.
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- dry mouth. When the mouth is in dearth of saliva, it may cause mouth odour. Always keep it wet.
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- physical hygiene, poor balanced diet and illness. Poor diet and physical hygiene may also cause the mouth odour. Illness may also lead to halitosis.
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There are microscopic organisms too that when this food particles are left unkempt in the mouth, they come and feast on it, leaving their decay and excruciating exceptions behind making the mouth to smell like erosion is taking place in the stomach.
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How to cure.
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Mouth odour can be very embarrassing. You fit dey talk with person, the person no dey reply. Nna, what's up na? You go dey win arguments anyhow. Father lord! You' a genus ooo.
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1. Avoid eating food containing those mentioned above and not brushing it off while going out. Even if you must eat, do brush it off with toothbrush and toothpaste not with charcoal, toothbrush and salt or whatever.
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2 . Keep your mouth wet. One reason you need to take a nap at noon and sleep at night. Also, after you wake up, do brush your teeth.
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3. Brush twice daily. It is recommended oh dear Nigerians; morning and night.
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4. Do you want to check how your breath seem? Take an handkerchief and exhale to it, adjacent to your noise. Try this anytime. Or, take a mirror and start removing those milky stuff off your teeth, when at large quantity, smell it. LOL. Don't go coma after smelling it o. Do regular checkup by yourself. Make your mouth a top priority. You know, when your crush notices your mouth is AK-47 Pump Action, they'll avoid you.
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5. Always brush in the morning! Which kind wickedness be this ?
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In conclusion, let always take note of the more important things, and health being fit is top priority - Richie.

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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?showtopic=433&st=0&#entry858

merit1988:
I have been a school administrator for 3 years.I hold a b.sc degree in public administration. Am I qualified?

School administration is quite different from online forum administration, however.

Bumped.

merit1988:
I have been a school administrator for 3 years. I hold a b.sc degree in public administration. Am I qualified?

Everyone is qualified as long as they speak and understand English language effectively and also type and communicate with members of the forum formally, and can administer a forum.

captain2020:
Any qualification needed?

Applicant should have administered or moderated a forum.

maxwell767:
What's da pay?

We pay per activity rendered.

maxwell767:
What are the duties

Administration, management and updating.

maxwell767:
More info

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Ask your questions.

Updated.

Hello,
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Chatinent needs five (5) administrators, sorts of people with experience of administrating a forum; people who have administered afore now.
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I'll be recruiting them myself after asking few questions. Apply by replying this topic.

KendrickAyomide:
lol.. Nigerians everywhere

yuppie, man.

The movie Merlin was a traditional interpretation of King Arthur, which is somewhat Legend.
It revolves round Camelot, Prince Arthur and his servant, Merlin the great sorcerer and remaining dragon lord.
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Here are few things, probably you never knew or noticed about it:
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1. Gwen's brother, Sir Elyan is a Nigerian. Ha ha, probably, you never knew. His real name is Tomiwa Edun, from Lagos.
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2. Voice of the dragon. The voice saying 'In a land of myth, and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy. His name... Merlin.' was the Dragon's. The owner of the voice played two roles in the movie, as the voice of the dragon, and as keeper of the crystal cave, his name is John Hurt and he died recently. He was born in 1940 and died in 2017.
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3. Date release. Merlin was released in the 21st of June, 2009. Who doesn't know that the movie sold well?
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4. Arthur's Sword. Arthur's sword is always shown either inside a leather scabbard or tucked into his leather belt. Yet throughout the entire series, each time he grabs his sword to wield it, it makes a distinctive metallic scraping sound, as if withdrawn from a metal scabbard. This is physically impossible. Na wa o.
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5. The druid boy, Modred aged faster than the supposed boy, Merlin. Modred grew older in no short time but merlin was still a wandering in boyism.
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6. The dragon graphics. The dragon always back-lifted before flying in all episodes. No other trick could work better, maybe.
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7. Merlin really dated Morgana. Yup, they did, that's if they aren't still dating.
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=34&t=402&st=0#entry804
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