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dominique, Sissy3, lalasticlala

dominique, Sissy3, lalasticlala

Ben13, dani1luv. Lalasticlala

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fakoo1:
Teaching job remains the best job anyone could apply for in this country. I am proud to be a Teacher

that's true, I explored teaching too; lesson plan, lesson note blah blah.

Cc: CrazyMan, 1forall, lalasticlala

There exists some criteria you are expected to meet while undergoing a teaching interview in Nigeria. Some things you don't notice are put into accounts. Here are some dos and donts.
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1. Dress code. This is really important. You should dress corporate. Thou who sag their pair of trousers, boobs saggers, to you I speak. Leave the you-lifestyle behind, appear formal.



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2. Manner of approach. Do you know how to do the 'sir-ma' thing? Try as much as possible to address your every sentence affixed with a 'sir' or 'ma.' Use the modal auxiliary 'may' in asking questions; 'may I ask few questions, said?'
In conclusion, seem grateful, thank them for their time; 'it's been great discussing with you ma, do have a lovely day.'
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3. Collocation, rules of concord, and misuse of tenses. If you are having problems with any of these, do read, read, and read again. You may also want to read our article on twenty wrong expressions misused and twenty-eight collocations misused by Nigerians. Use your tenses well. Don't try to be grandiloquent (without a job?). Thirdly, the rules of concord!
- A singular subject, a singular verb; a plural subject, a plural verb.
- Indefinite pronouns take singular verbs.
- Rules of proximity or likeness.
- Collective concord.

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These rules are first and all other rules are below. Study them, so you don't use 'they doesn't know me.'
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4. Are you listening? Just do much of the listening even if you are talkative. Answer only when you are asked questions.
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5. You must knock at the door. Don't just barge in. Is this your house?
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6. Don't sit until you are asked to. This is a formal procedure you must observe.
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7. Be moderate. While asked if you have teaching experience before, don't lie. Yes, don't lie. If you do, surely you must be asked why you left or your reasons for no longer working there, instead of criticizing the latter school, place your view on positivity. Tell them how you would love to explore your taste for education and stop always self-proclaiming yourself erudite. Your nativity is important. Don't think a lie, be real, tell where you originate from, your real age, and present your CV (be it oral or written).
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8. Be creative. May I know you please? 'My name is (not my names are) Richie Jay, I'm from dash-dash local government area of Abia State, I am the dash--dash issue of my parent. I fluent the English, Igbo and Yoruba Language. I am a Christian. I acquired a higher national diploma and rank of a dash-dash as a military personnel at the Nigerian Army Institute of Technology and Environmental Study (NAITES), Markurdi, of which, I obtained...and am looking forward to being one of the members of the staff in school, sir. '
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9. You are expected to write a formal letter. The supposed submitted formal letters these days are news papers. You can imagine! I was proof-reading one 'application for the position of a sale's boy' letter and saw sth like 'I am an o'level student with big results and i shall want to work in your company to show you my talent.' Abeg, talent kwa? What is this mbok?

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So, dear applicant, it's all about your creativity, remember, no matter how the eyes see, it can't see the ears - Richie.
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Origin. http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?showtopic=483
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Cc: CrazyMan, 1forall, lalasticlala

There exists some criteria you are expected to meet while undergoing a teaching interview in Nigeria. Some things you don't notice are put into accounts. Here are some dos and donts.
.
1. Dress code. This is really important. You should dress corporate. Thou who sag their pair of trousers, boobs saggers, to you I speak. Leave the you-lifestyle behind, appear formal.



.
2. Manner of approach. Do you know how to the the 'sir-ma' thing? Try as much as possible to address your every sentence affixed with a 'sir' or 'ma.' Use the modal auxiliary 'may' in asking questions; 'may I ask few questions, said?'
In conclusion, seem grateful, thank them for their time; 'it's been great discussing with you ma, do have a lovely day.'
.
3. Collocation, rules of concord, and misuse of tenses. If you are having problems with any of these, do read, read, and read again. You may also want to read our article on twenty wrong expressions misused and twenty-eight collocations misused by Nigerians. Use your tenses well. Don't try to be grandiloquent (without a job?). Thirdly, the rules of concord!
- A singular subject, a singular verb; a plural subject, a plural verb.
- Indefinite pronouns take singular verbs.
- Rules of proximity or likeness.
- Collective concord.

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These rules are first and all other rules are below. Study them, so you don't use 'they doesn't know me.'
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4. Are you listening? Just do much of the listening even if you are talkative. Answer only when you are asked questions.
.
5. You must knock at the door. Don't just barge in. Is this your house?
.
6. Don't sit until you are asked to. This is a formal procedure you must observe.
.
7. Be moderate. While asked if you have teaching experience before, don't lie. Yes, don't lie. If you do, surely you must be asked why you left or your reasons for no longer working their, instead of criticizing the latter school, place your view on positivity. Tell them how you would love to explore your taste for education and stop always self-proclaiming yourself erudite. Your nativity is important. Don't think a lie, be real, tell where you originate from, your real age, and present your CV (be it oral or written).
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8. Be creative. May I know you please? 'My name (not my names are) Richie Jay, I'm from dash-dash local government area of Abia State, I am the dash--dash issue of my parent. I fluent the English, Igbo and Yoruba Language. I am a Christian. I acquired a higher national diploma and rank of a dash-dash as a military personnel at the Nigerian Army Institute of Technology and Environmental Study of which, I obtained...and am looking forward to being one of the members of the staff in school, sir. '
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9. You are expected to write a formal letter. The supposed submitted formal letters these days are news papers. You can imagine! I was proof-reading one 'application for the position of a sale's boy' letter and saw sth like 'I am an o'level student with big results and i shall want to work in your company to show you my talent.' Abeg, talent kwa? What is this mbok?

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So, dear applicant, it's all about your creativity, remember, no matter how the eyes see, it can't see the ears - Richie.
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?showtopic=483
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Richiez, Fynestboi, olawalebabs, lalasticlala

You are welcome.

Gravas:
OP.
Thanks for sharing. It is very unfortunate that today's society have completely lost focus in the area of proper child upbringing all in the name of civilization and modernization.

This trend was pellucidly subscribed to the jokes section, I don't know why that one makes importantless suggestions I don't notice.

Shelloween:
How long have you been jobless?

Two hours ago. How old is your stupidity?

Abeg, dear you, see things you must not do (you wouldn't even dare) in my wedding day!
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1. Don't dare know me. Babe, if you knew me before, please don't know me again. How can I know you now na? Reason na.
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2. Don't laugh too much. Ovasabi, is this your office? Who are you laughing for? Me? :confused: Shuu!
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3. Don't clap more than my family members! :| Who do you think you are! God baa?
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4. Don't dare wear expensive outfit than me. Is it your wedding? Is it your wearing day?
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5. Don't dare dance more than me! If you dance more than me on my wedding day, I'd ask the the guards to throw you out; you lack home training,
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6. Don't ask me what my bride's name is. Pretender! Don't dare ask me that. Didn't you get the invitation card?
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7. Don't you dare know my wife. You want to use this trick to ask me nonsensical tricky questions and use style to hold her waist and do as if you don't know, baa? I hate you. I feel likenyan hitting you with dry bones right away.
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Ayaff talk my own, oya talk yours.
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Ben13, dani1luv. Lalasticlala

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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=34&t=480&st=0#entry937

Divay22:
Funny thing about kids is,they hardly listen to you, but they watch what you do and imitate you....

True.

Many mothers treat their children like perfect creatures and only notice imperfection, or rather, 'bad character' in other children. Here are things you need to moderate in your child's growthfare .
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1. Stop stomaching their gossips. Ma, you are closer to the child, even you sir; stop registering their gossips. 'Mama Nkechi just said sth about you mummy, she did this, she did that.' Even if that what actually Mama Nkechi did, so shun them first before gossip trade become habitual.
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2. Their eyes' kingdom. Do you ever take note of what they watch at all? Do you? Some movies are rated 18, you don't bother, let alone lampooning them. Do you know that saying 'practice makes perfect?' I bet you do. They are eye-practising, don't worry, they'll attain perfection. How can a child of maybe, seven be advising you not to watch Spartacus , that 'Doctore Bleep up.' ( am I really hearing this?)
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3. Dress Inn. Are you vigilant they are not visiting immoral dress inn? They may get intoxicated. You are the parent, you don't want a bad thing to happen to them, do you? It's at your own peril. Remember, the way you dress, is the way you are addressed.
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4. What is their pride? Have you ever asked them that question?
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5. Phonetinent. What do they spend time doing online most? I understand this is a technological world. Tell me, what's technological being useless? Ha ha, pornofacebookgram right?
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6. Company. Do moderate the caliber of people they keep. That saying: 'show me your friend and I'll tell you who....' finish it.
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7. Rearing a glutton. Minimize the tank of food you give them all in the name of feeding. House-girl eats a piece of meat and your son takes eight pieces. Don't worry, father karma visit is inevitable.
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8. TV hours. This should be limited. Too much of everything is good's brother.
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9. Outward approach. How do they treat others? Do they treat others in a way somebody with parental upbring would do?
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10. Now you! It ends it all; moderate you.
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?showtopic=473&st=0&#entry930

makydebbie:
Hahaha. Funny write up.

Lalas247:
Lol @ number 10

Nice write up ... and number 7
Some guys don’t like totally submissive ladies ... boring .. a bit of spice now n then is good ...

thanks loveliest.

2dice01:
My name is Pamela E Freda' and your Facebook name is 'Tosin Oluwagbenga Egunjobi' sad (You see why people die anyhow


Lol diss niggga issà murderer

OP why evils

Dude be being realistic, niccur.

crunchyDope:
op add these
11) cant go more than five round

12) pvssy la not tight

13) too "churchy"

Laughs. My oga go sack me.

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Who ever loves getting dumped? You? Me? No one!
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However, there are particular signs to show you are getting dumped any sooner, they are:
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1. I have an office; boo's room. Seriously, most guys detest girls who are dependent on guy(s). They prefer those who work, knowing too well that any amount of money from their boyfriends, is bonus. (Are you a pest? )
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2. Over social. Which guy loves to see another guy hold his girlfriend on the waist and somebody starts calling it 'being social?' Which guy loves to see his girl with many guys all in the name of socializing? Most girls tend to overlook minor criteria that most guys take into account. You may complain and her next response is 'you are jealous.' She forgets even somebody in heaven said he is a jealous God should you share his belonging.
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3. Feminine modesty. Guys really love their girls behaving in feminine modesty, no matter what. Every guy wants his girl to flirt with he alone. How can you not know how to sit properly, talk properly, act properly and want him to introduce you yo his friends? Don't you think he would seek that better person to you?
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4. Laziness. That saying 'monkey dey work, baboon dey swallow.'
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5. Bad record. If you have bad records of sleeping with guys, , forget it, he will only come to take part of the national cake ojare.
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6. Bae'sperate. Desperate girls are prone to be overlooked. Most guys need that girl they would be desperate for and not one who would make the reverse come to stay.
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7. Casual etiquette. Many things fall into this area. Your thinking faculty. Your view of the relationship. Are you his puppet? A 'yes-sir' to his every word? What are you!
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8. Unmarried but lives with him abi? If suddenly, you become pregnant out of wedlock, you know, this is where your fate gets pregnant of two offspring: dumped or taken.
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9. Pussy cart. After shopping in your pussy shop, when his cart is full, vooom, dude is going to another shop.
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10. Lie lie.
* 'I school at UNILAG' but you don't know your VC. (God is watching you)
* 'My name is Pamela E. Freda' and your Facebook name is 'Tosin Oluwagbenga Egunjobi' (You see why people die anyhow?)
* ' I lived all my life in England.' Where precisely? ' New York.' (Must I cry? )
* ' I'm a virgin. ' But you've aborted a child. (my sister, you are a roasted liar).
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So, you don't have to act good; be better, dear slayer, your beauty should come with brains - Richie.

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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=24&t=460&st=0#entry914

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Gonorrhea, also spelled gonorrhoea, is a sexually transmitted infection(STI) caused by the bacterium known as Neisseria gonorrhoeae. Many people have no symptoms. Men may have burning with urination, discharge from the penis, or testicular pain. Women may have burning with urination, vaginal discharge, vaginal bleeding between periods, or pelvic pain. Complications in women include pelvic inflammatory disease and in men include inflammation of the epididymis. If untreated, gonorrhea can spread to joints or heart valves.
Gonorrhea is spread through sexual contact with an infected person. This includes oral, anal, and vaginal sex. It can also spread from a mother to a child during birth. Diagnosis is by testing the urine, urethra in males, or cervix in females. - Wikipedia.
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Gonorrhea is reported to, at times, have a smelly odour from infected person through the pubic region. The smell usually is very offensive. In males, it can be painful while urinating that dude will almost want to cry. Other times, craw craw takes place.
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How to prevent it.
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1. Use contraceptives. Condoms can be helpful at times but actually, not all times. You know, in Nigeria, the quantity of fake item are in abundance. When you have sexual relations with an affected person, the chances (even using condom) are 60%. However, the correct use of an original condom can go as must as 90% preventive.
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2. One partner. Always have it with a person. This, way, you are sure you are the only farmer cultivating the field.
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3. Avoid sex totally. This is sure banker. No sex, no gonorrhea.
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How to cure.
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4. Use tetracycline, Azithromycin or Doxycycline. Please note, these drugs must be used on a doctor's guidance depending on how chronic the infection has grown.
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5. Better still, use pencillin. Pencillin is go go.
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?showtopic=457&st=0&#entry911
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Bcc: lalasticlala, sissy3, dominique

Still open.

Still open.

Still open.

dauddy97:
I stay in Lagos, but Badagry precisely. can u help me with the man contact so that me and my dad can locate him. I left school just because of this pile. I'm using a drug now but, I need a drug that can cure it permanently.

We can help you out at Chatinent forum, and believe you me, we'll follow up your post there still you get better. Log in to Chatinent.

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kingdenny:
@op misleading headline.. local cure and prevention ain't the same thing

It spoke about prevention media and being cured of it.

Stormyweather:
good one. What of how to cure acute or chronic anal fissure or fistula?

I shall write something about that soon on Chatinent Forum.